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DamienW

I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir
Feb 4, 2001
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Provided your previous post and that one, plus the fact that your are from Marseille, i hereby declare you guilty of being a Macho macho man :D
 

Hadmar

Queen Bitch of the Universe
Jan 29, 2001
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Nerdpole
Originally posted by [DiE]x8668k
Whats her phone number? :D

666666 maybe? (helps if you understand german to get that (yes, lame) joke)


or


1-800-ORGASM maybe?
 

BrownyMan

Poet, Gentleman, Infiltrator?
Mar 21, 2000
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Originally posted by Hadmar


666666 maybe? (helps if you understand german to get that (yes, lame) joke)


or


1-800-ORGASM maybe?


I'll never forget my firstday of German class.

"Exsue me, but did you just say sex and semen!"
 

Hadmar

Queen Bitch of the Universe
Jan 29, 2001
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Puncher, BrownyMan, your both right. The number from a late night ad, and the pronounce joke, too. Although 'semen' (sieben?) is new to me ROFLMAO :lol:
 

peachz

BANNED
Sep 7, 2001
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Mmmm... zen....
:lol: @ NTKB

Besides, it has multiple instances of sexual references that could be deemed inappropriate for younger audiences. Zundy, close this post! I don't want my imaginary kids reading about 'blow' this and 'bust' that! *gasp*

:D