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Forum: Off Topic 20th Sep 2014, 11:34 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 552
Posted By Capt.Toilet
**** that ****. Jalapenos burn my esophagus. ...

**** that ****. Jalapenos burn my esophagus.

Thanks for the bonus Olive pic. Such a cutey :D
Forum: Off Topic 7th Sep 2014, 10:36 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 969
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Hewo :cool:

Hewo :cool:
Forum: Off Topic 30th Aug 2014, 01:15 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,432
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Well guess what? That is life. If life gave you...

Well guess what? That is life. If life gave you Roses, Peaches, and Vagina every day of the week then it would be a pretty boring existence.

Have you tried asking family for assistance? What...
Forum: News & Articles 9th Aug 2014, 06:36 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 582
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Yep and that is a very missed opportunity if that...

Yep and that is a very missed opportunity if that isn't going to be a back attack sort of thing. Attack fat boy from behind and get poo'ed, instantly immobilizing you for a short period so the Siren...
Forum: News & Articles 8th Aug 2014, 11:15 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 582
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Oh how dare they cut out the mad doctor Scrakey. ...

Oh how dare they cut out the mad doctor Scrakey. Looks good. Just gotta remind myself to turn my **** down when fighting a siren because my ears just about bled.
Forum: Off Topic 3rd Aug 2014, 01:55 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 607
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Kick them back.. kick us back. Let the Native...

Kick them back.. kick us back. Let the Native Americans have their land back

Fin
Forum: News & Articles 29th Jul 2014, 12:58 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 470
Posted By Capt.Toilet
If it were DRM free then it wouldn't be on Steam....

If it were DRM free then it wouldn't be on Steam. :lol:
Forum: Off Topic 15th Jul 2014, 02:57 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 250
Posted By Capt.Toilet
woopa!!! Cheers :cheers:

woopa!!!

Cheers :cheers:
Forum: Games 11th Jul 2014, 10:53 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Bump yo ****.. bumping like a thumpin ...

Bump yo ****.. bumping like a thumpin

http://farfire.darksoulsii.com/pc/information/index.html

Pretty large list of fixes that is being implemented when the first dlc drops. Sorcerer's never...
Forum: Off Topic 10th Jul 2014, 01:51 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,271
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I am a porn expert as well Mr. Albert :D ...

I am a porn expert as well Mr. Albert :D

They have gotten better over the years with the blurry vagina pixels. Some still censor but I think it's just for show honestly.
Forum: Off Topic 10th Jul 2014, 09:03 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,271
Posted By Capt.Toilet
In other news from Japan ...

In other news from Japan

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/the-evil-within-censored-for-japan-but-you-can-see/1100-6421011/

Japan is like the polar opposite of America. In Japan they have no...
Forum: Off Topic 8th Jul 2014, 12:55 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,271
Posted By Capt.Toilet
:D

:D
Forum: Off Topic 8th Jul 2014, 12:50 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 832
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Obumber is too busy getting sued by Boner to...

Obumber is too busy getting sued by Boner to worry about some rednecks burning the black rocks and pissing off stupid hippies.

Now where did I put my sandwich?
Forum: Games 27th Jun 2014, 09:26 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,756
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Expect: At the very least Halo 1 and 2 on steam...

Expect: At the very least Halo 1 and 2 on steam and not the tripe they gave instead.

Hope for: That stupid compilation that is coming out soon.

But then again even if it did come out,...
Forum: Games 26th Jun 2014, 11:46 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,756
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Halo: Spartan Assault. The Halo game everyone...

Halo: Spartan Assault. The Halo game everyone wanted is on steam now. woooo :rolleyes:
Forum: Games 24th Jun 2014, 01:01 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,756
Posted By Capt.Toilet
http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/06/23/microsoft-say-th...

http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/06/23/microsoft-say-they-are-continuing-to-support-the-games-for-windows-live-service/?ns_campaign=article-feed&ns_mchannel=ref&ns_source=steam&ns_linkname=0&ns_fee=0
...
Forum: Games 17th Jun 2014, 11:04 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,829
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Hi we are Ubisoft.. we did not downgrade the game...

Hi we are Ubisoft.. we did not downgrade the game in any way. Enjoy. Yeah right you didn't. Now the question begs to be asked: Why?

Did they do it so the next gen consoles wouldn't look quite so...
Forum: Off Topic 15th Jun 2014, 10:35 AM
Replies: 96
Views: 3,689
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Nah not my cup of tea but I can see the...

Nah not my cup of tea but I can see the potential. But then again its a trailer and you know how trailers can be pretty misleading.

All in all another game that Squeenix will plan to sell 20...
Forum: Games 15th Jun 2014, 10:29 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 582
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Cautiously optimistic about No Mans Sky. Coming...

Cautiously optimistic about No Mans Sky. Coming from a small dev studio with only Joe Danger to their name is aiming insanely big. Procedurally generated with seamless transition from space to...
Forum: Off Topic 13th Jun 2014, 06:17 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,837
Posted By Capt.Toilet
So you quit the drink, you quit the herb, so have...

So you quit the drink, you quit the herb, so have you quit the life of hunting out that snatch?
Forum: Games 12th Jun 2014, 03:04 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
So decided to take my level 238 dude bro and...

So decided to take my level 238 dude bro and convert into a miundane type build to test- stats all at 30 due to that being soft cap. I have to say I didn't really care too much for it. I tried the...
Forum: Games 7th Jun 2014, 08:17 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Oh is that what that ****ing was? I opened that...

Oh is that what that ****ing was? I opened that chest with a new duder expecting my usual soul vessel and ended up getting 3 Petrified somethings. I was like FROOOOOM WHY YOU CHANGE DIS!!!
Forum: Games 5th Jun 2014, 09:10 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3lRiDCyMCQ#t=515 ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3lRiDCyMCQ#t=515

This guy is a bitchy mcbitcherson

OMG mundane avelayns - side step or roll forward. You dodge like a pro
OMG Santier's Spear. Parry that...
Forum: Games 3rd Jun 2014, 10:03 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 577
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Game seems to be fairly unoptimized - typical...

Game seems to be fairly unoptimized - typical Ubisoft. I will most likely skip or wait for a nice drop in price.

Also Ubi.. yes you did downgrade the graphics. You do it, Crytek does it, From...
Forum: Off Topic 26th May 2014, 09:06 AM
Replies: 6,019
Views: 443,577
Posted By Capt.Toilet
And apparently some pretty glaring plot holes if...

And apparently some pretty glaring plot holes if you compared the earlier films. I guess that is what happens when you have 3 different directors and numerous writers over what 7 films?

Oh well...
Forum: Games 23rd May 2014, 10:16 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Just started NG++ with my sunbro. Just realized...

Just started NG++ with my sunbro. Just realized I have yet to fight Darklurker or Ancient Dragon yet so those fights ought to be funsies at this time in the game. Level 230 right now at 10m soul...
Forum: Off Topic 19th May 2014, 10:09 AM
Replies: 6,019
Views: 443,577
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I am in the boat of liking it. Few things I...

I am in the boat of liking it. Few things I don't understand from these people

1. Waaa Bryan Cranston not in movie for very long. Who cares? He doesn't even receive top billing so that should...
Forum: Off Topic 16th May 2014, 10:29 PM
Replies: 6,019
Views: 443,577
Posted By Capt.Toilet
People getting bent out of shape over Man of...

People getting bent out of shape over Man of Steel's loss of life - makes me laugh hard. You guys want something to bitch about, bitch about this

Jor-El is killed off, only to return in hologram...
Forum: Unreal Tournament 12th May 2014, 09:03 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 535
Posted By Capt.Toilet
The problem with UT3's menu was that it had to...

The problem with UT3's menu was that it had to load due to that stupid map in the background. I shouldn't have to wait a few seconds for my main menu to load. Oh and I guess having to go through 3...
Forum: Games 11th May 2014, 03:06 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
NG+ right now getting ready to fight The Sinner. ...

NG+ right now getting ready to fight The Sinner. I have been invaded twice while hollow so far. Seems more often now that I am NG+ but that might be down to soul memory being nearly 7 million. Won...
Forum: Games 7th May 2014, 12:48 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Was that the Demon of Song? If so I died...

Was that the Demon of Song?

If so I died once just because I didn't realize he could 2 shot me. My second try however the tried and true method of left strafe till they are done attacking worked...
Forum: Unreal Tournament 7th May 2014, 09:33 AM
Replies: 140
Views: 4,292
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Any bets it will be Unreal Tournament Live? Gotta...

Any bets it will be Unreal Tournament Live? Gotta give ole Quake Live some competition am I right? I honestly do not have high hopes for this even though it would be great to get back into some...
Forum: Games 7th May 2014, 09:29 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 516
Posted By Capt.Toilet
SS3 is pretty fun and the game is continuously...

SS3 is pretty fun and the game is continuously updated from what I have seen. Was always hoping to get a good 16 player coop session going but could never wrangle up more than 2 buddies. So much...
Forum: Games 26th Apr 2014, 03:02 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Yeah I think my AGL is in the mid 90's. Thinking...

Yeah I think my AGL is in the mid 90's. Thinking of increasing ADP at least another 10 points or so. I believe **** starts capping around 25-30, at least that is what I heard. Not really going for...
Forum: Games 26th Apr 2014, 01:25 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Game is awesome but lordy the slight changes have...

Game is awesome but lordy the slight changes have taken some time to get used to. Parry timing hasn't changed but you now have to wait for them to fall to the ground, so no more invincibility...
Forum: Games 12th Apr 2014, 03:13 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,756
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Yeah that happened a while ago. What is of...

Yeah that happened a while ago. What is of bigger concern is the gobs of titles that are still in the "We are sucky developers and don't want to continue supporting our games" category. You can...
Forum: Games 12th Apr 2014, 03:02 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Bring on Dark Souls 2. Artorias and his instant...

Bring on Dark Souls 2. Artorias and his instant lock on bull**** when I clearly dodged is getting pretty tiresome. Not too bad for a 2nd playthrough and I am quite happy I made it that far, but...
Forum: Games 12th Apr 2014, 02:58 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 724
Posted By Capt.Toilet
41 million funded and still pre alpha. ...

41 million funded and still pre alpha. Neckbeards everywhere will be disappoint when this **** fails.

I can smell RIP already.
Forum: Games 5th Apr 2014, 03:14 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,653
Posted By Capt.Toilet
What gets me is why Bohemia went with Gamespy...

What gets me is why Bohemia went with Gamespy with Arma 3? Hasn't it been known for sometime that Gamespy was going the way of the dodo?

If so then this is like GTAV being announced for PC with...
Forum: Games 2nd Apr 2014, 11:01 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
So those who have played DS2... does the game...

So those who have played DS2... does the game also contain the stupid getting hit through solid walls bull****ery? Dumbest **** I have ever seen. Doing this minimalist run I have noticed this more...
Forum: Games 30th Mar 2014, 03:28 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,458
Posted By Capt.Toilet
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/oculus-vr-employe...

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/oculus-vr-employees-got-death-threats-after-facebook-sale-update/1100-6418626/

Gamers right :rolleyes:
Forum: Games 29th Mar 2014, 07:53 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 2,319
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I found the BKH my first play through as well and...

I found the BKH my first play through as well and totally wrecked **** with it. Didn't go to anything else. Glad to hear its in the sequel and just as OP. Now I am on my second playthrough of DS...
Forum: Off Topic 2nd Feb 2014, 11:17 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 524
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Well they can't do a write out like they did with...

Well they can't do a write out like they did with Paul Walker in F&F, so I am going to assume they will re-cast. Kinda like they did with Dumbledore in Harry Potter.
Forum: Off Topic 31st Jan 2014, 11:15 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,009
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Congrats on the tax break BBA. But the more...

Congrats on the tax break BBA. But the more important question is.. did she conceive naturally or did you cut it out? I suspect the later as you are a man of keeping the vagina pristine.
Forum: Off Topic 23rd Jan 2014, 10:40 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,068
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Whats this new event they are adding to this...

Whats this new event they are adding to this years Olympics? I hear its named after a UT2k4 gametype. Bombing run?
Forum: Off Topic 16th Jan 2014, 06:57 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,603
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Just gonna quote this again to make sure everyone...

Just gonna quote this again to make sure everyone knows.
Forum: Off Topic 8th Jan 2014, 01:05 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,603
Posted By Capt.Toilet
You would **** Hilary wouldn't you? Make her...

You would **** Hilary wouldn't you? Make her feel like a full woman more than Bill ever could right? Pound that clam with your powerful meat wand and send her to the clouds BOOYAH.
Forum: Games 8th Jan 2014, 12:53 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 893
Posted By Capt.Toilet
The biscuit gives his feelings. Cliffnotes: The...

The biscuit gives his feelings. Cliffnotes: The cheap ones will rival with the consoles and will be treated like a gateway drug for people to try out PC gaming. The expensive ones are just PC's in...
Forum: Games 28th Dec 2013, 10:19 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 782
Posted By Capt.Toilet
From the reports I have read it is extremely...

From the reports I have read it is extremely buggy still, even after the last big patch. So buggy in fact that class action lawsuits have been filed. Lol Nerds
Forum: Off Topic 21st Dec 2013, 11:15 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,627
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Still a better Wonder Woman than that twig they...

Still a better Wonder Woman than that twig they chose for Batman vs Superman
Forum: Off Topic 14th Dec 2013, 12:04 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,582
Posted By Capt.Toilet
To add to this glorious glorious turn of events. ...

To add to this glorious glorious turn of events. Activision has ever been so keen to announce CoD made a billion dollars in xx amount of days since I believe MW2 was released. For Ghosts? NOTHING....
Forum: Off Topic 6th Dec 2013, 05:14 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,206
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Most of the 80's? It was more like 30 years. As...

Most of the 80's? It was more like 30 years. As for being a criminal.. some would disagree with that and state he was an activist with a cause. Granted I don't know my Mandela history but I am...
Forum: Off Topic 27th Nov 2013, 10:59 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,969
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I can only imagine this was discovered after...

I can only imagine this was discovered after someone rage faced their console. Pretty funny at any rate.
Forum: Off Topic 21st Nov 2013, 12:30 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,969
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Same but I will be picking up a 3ds first for...

Same but I will be picking up a 3ds first for that nummy zelda wubby wubs.

As for ps4/xbone. I will be picking up a ps4 sometime next year.. just waiting for the buggies to be worked out and a...
Forum: Off Topic 8th Nov 2013, 02:03 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,539
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Well after watching the video I can say the...

Well after watching the video I can say the officers shot the dumbass because he was still ramming the car. Officers feared for their lives and therefore put an end to him. Probably a few too many...
Forum: Off Topic 8th Nov 2013, 09:34 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,539
Posted By Capt.Toilet
See... cigarettes do kill

See... cigarettes do kill
Forum: Off Topic 15th Oct 2013, 02:39 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,004
Posted By Capt.Toilet
No I wouldn't. It's called integrity. The...

No I wouldn't. It's called integrity.

The people that went all wookie that day lost all integrity and respect. Take their card away or if anything do not let them use the thing till the over...
Forum: Off Topic 15th Oct 2013, 12:47 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,004
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I find it funny that just a few days ago some...

I find it funny that just a few days ago some woman came out and was all like "Don't judge us, we all aren't that bad". Then this happens. People are people. They see a loophole and they will take...
Forum: Games 6th Oct 2013, 08:53 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,735
Posted By Capt.Toilet
No.......... BAM!! ...

No.......... BAM!!

http://www.gamespot.com/news/half-life-3-trademark-vanishes-6415182

Take that you bitches. The game won't be out for a good few more years. Just give it up and play...
Forum: Off Topic 4th Oct 2013, 08:01 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 1,086
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Update to this story suggests she was a crazy...

Update to this story suggests she was a crazy bitch who went mental shortly after the birth of her child. Another mental health issue story for the US.

No intention of killing Barry, she was...
Forum: Off Topic 19th Sep 2013, 11:41 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 333
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Yeah Al always was a loose guy. Stretched that...

Yeah Al always was a loose guy. Stretched that asshole pretty wide the last time we met.
Forum: Off Topic 14th Sep 2013, 09:06 AM
Replies: 6,019
Views: 443,577
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I figured it would get at least a 6/10 only...

I figured it would get at least a 6/10 only because you see that BSG chicks titties.

Titties make everything slightly better.
Forum: Off Topic 7th Sep 2013, 01:34 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,779
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Mav I will say that the case looks pretty sexy...

Mav I will say that the case looks pretty sexy though I would never pay $400 dollars for sexy.

As far as AMD goes if you can handle the lower performance then I say go for it, but certain games...
Forum: Games 7th Sep 2013, 03:09 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,824
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Can get the game for $30.60 if you use the 10%...

Can get the game for $30.60 if you use the 10% coupon + preorder percentage. If that doesn't tickle your fancy, then just idle in some games and then let morons buy your cards. Instant money off.
Forum: Games 5th Sep 2013, 08:50 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,055
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Excellent break down there Nerg. I might wait...

Excellent break down there Nerg. I might wait for a steam sale on it then. Amnesia on the other hand... whoa doggies that **** better not disappoint me. Chineseroom did well on the Dear Esther...
Forum: Games 4th Sep 2013, 09:36 AM
Replies: 217
Views: 13,223
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Fixed Also apparently the games niggas are...

Fixed

Also apparently the games niggas are voiced by real life thug niggas
http://www.gamespot.com/news/grand-theft-auto-v-features-voice-overs-from-real-gang-members-6414019
Forum: Off Topic 4th Sep 2013, 09:34 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 697
Posted By Capt.Toilet
This must be going viral again.

This must be going viral again.
Forum: Games 1st Sep 2013, 08:41 PM
Replies: 813
Views: 38,772
Posted By Capt.Toilet
So Gearbox is still nerfing **** that actually...

So Gearbox is still nerfing **** that actually makes the game bearable? Bunch of damn ****wits I tell ya. First the Bee, then Zero, now the above. What else have they nerfed?
Forum: Off Topic 30th Aug 2013, 04:30 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 17,025
Posted By Capt.Toilet
For all you hoes and skanks that watch this show....

For all you hoes and skanks that watch this show. Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SEL27xiJGQ
Forum: Games 21st Aug 2013, 01:11 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,756
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Or if the game is available on steam then the dlc...

Or if the game is available on steam then the dlc just gets imported over. Bioshock 2 updated the other day with cheevos... one of them being Minervas Den so that is pretty much confirmed coming...
Forum: Games 21st Aug 2013, 01:07 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,713
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Same. I found just taking my hand off the mouse...

Same. I found just taking my hand off the mouse made it infinitely better.
Forum: Games 19th Aug 2013, 11:05 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,713
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Are you serious Brizzinator? I played the entire...

Are you serious Brizzinator? I played the entire game with KB/M and found it just fine. You really are a butt aren't you?
Forum: Games 30th Jul 2013, 03:05 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 3,223
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Could buy the season pass for $20 bucks,...

Could buy the season pass for $20 bucks, effectively saving $15 in the process. But then I would be stuck with that mediocre wave mode crap. Would purchase the Burial at Sea separately but those...
Forum: Off Topic 16th Jul 2013, 03:00 AM
Replies: 10,715
Views: 1,180,240
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Welp. Another one I have to take out of my spank...

Welp. Another one I have to take out of my spank bank because the bitches look 10 years older than they should.

****ing genetics.
Forum: Off Topic 14th Jul 2013, 11:54 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 4,978
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Was graciously gifted the season pass for BL2. ...

Was graciously gifted the season pass for BL2. Now my game crashes. **** you Gearbox and your ****ty dlc. On the other hand thank you for the gift it was much appreciated :cheers:
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