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Forum: Off Topic 17th Oct 2014, 03:27 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 713
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
yeah you gonna' make me a sammich after you knit...

yeah you gonna' make me a sammich after you knit me some socks, bitch? ;)
Forum: Off Topic 15th Oct 2014, 08:40 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 995
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/4...

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/452/990/89f.gif
Forum: Off Topic 14th Oct 2014, 01:39 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 609
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrJky8YuTr4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrJky8YuTr4
Forum: Games 14th Oct 2014, 03:47 AM
Replies: 366
Views: 77,661
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eA3XCvrK90

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eA3XCvrK90
Forum: Off Topic 13th Oct 2014, 11:43 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 995
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
I prefer blunt trauma.

I prefer blunt trauma.
Forum: Off Topic 13th Oct 2014, 04:40 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 995
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
seriously guys I was fooled, dead-to-rights. I...

seriously guys I was fooled, dead-to-rights.
I honestly thought she had an amphetamines habit until the joke was clarified.
Forum: Off Topic 12th Oct 2014, 08:32 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 995
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
http://www.bloodygoodhorror.com/bgh/files/reviews/...

http://www.bloodygoodhorror.com/bgh/files/reviews/caps/vampires-kiss.jpg
Forum: Off Topic 12th Oct 2014, 05:23 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 995
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
yeah didn't I end up giving you a rimjob? ...

yeah didn't I end up giving you a rimjob?

good times :lol:
Forum: Off Topic 12th Oct 2014, 02:55 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 995
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
I'm gonna' post a picture of my chode soon if you...

I'm gonna' post a picture of my chode soon if you guys don't cut down this faggot tree.
Forum: Games 11th Oct 2014, 09:19 PM
Replies: 366
Views: 77,661
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
what the hell is that ****? ion cannon uplink??

what the hell is that ****?
ion cannon uplink??
Forum: Games 9th Oct 2014, 12:22 AM
Replies: 106
Views: 4,433
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
I've also started playing Middle-Earth Shadow of...

I've also started playing Middle-Earth Shadow of Mordor.
bought it over the weekend. really enjoying it so far.

one of the most polished and fluid combat experiences I've had in an RPG in awhile....
Forum: Off Topic 7th Oct 2014, 04:24 PM
Replies: 5,859
Views: 374,634
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
nah. he went and got his own podcast. ...

nah.
he went and got his own podcast.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bps7P1MNuSw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bps7P1MNuSw)


everyone hates Fez :lol:
...
Forum: Off Topic 4th Oct 2014, 02:09 PM
Replies: 5,859
Views: 374,634
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
make sure to listen to the greatest radio show...

make sure to listen to the greatest radio show ever produced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8xgQHpLPWw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ed3prhv1E...
Forum: Off Topic 3rd Oct 2014, 01:52 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 875
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
it's kind of odd that you decided to be a...

it's kind of odd that you decided to be a complete douchebag at random, I guess...
Forum: Games 1st Oct 2014, 08:22 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 4,433
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
so I've started playing Starpoint Gemini 2. ...

so I've started playing Starpoint Gemini 2.
it's like Star Citizen or Elite Dangerous except that you don't have to be connected to a persistent online universe or other players.

(gameplay...
Forum: Off Topic 29th Sep 2014, 09:52 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 875
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
overkill on the fans but whatever tickles your...

overkill on the fans but whatever tickles your pickle.

looks good otherwise :tup:
Forum: Off Topic 29th Sep 2014, 05:50 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 667
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
Apple products are **** and people who buy them...

Apple products are **** and people who buy them are brain-dead sheep.

news flash!
Forum: Off Topic 28th Sep 2014, 07:35 PM
Replies: 7,690
Views: 482,394
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
Jay Z is a bitch ass nigga' ;) ...

Jay Z is a bitch ass nigga' ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtjb89OOaPY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtjb89OOaPY)
Forum: Off Topic 20th Sep 2014, 04:54 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 551
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
I just love the fact that your cooking channel...

I just love the fact that your cooking channel coincides with the whims and flows of your love life :lol:
Forum: Off Topic 19th Sep 2014, 11:04 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 472
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
I'm just talking about tax revenue. an...

I'm just talking about tax revenue.
an independent Scotland would - based on their public collections - be one of the top-20 wealthiest nations.
Forum: Off Topic 19th Sep 2014, 03:02 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 472
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
I pride myself on the complete lack of care I've...

I pride myself on the complete lack of care I've invested in this whole issue.
didn't realize so many in the US had such strong opinions about it.

that being said, it would have been interesting...
Forum: Off Topic 19th Sep 2014, 03:01 PM
Replies: 7,690
Views: 482,394
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
stop turning this ****ing place into my Facebook...

stop turning this ****ing place into my Facebook feed.

k thanx.
Forum: Off Topic 17th Sep 2014, 12:56 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 497
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
sounds legit.

sounds legit.
Forum: Games 15th Sep 2014, 10:32 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 4,433
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
Destiny looks cool. it also looks extremely...

Destiny looks cool.
it also looks extremely generic.

can you convince me otherwise?
Forum: Games 15th Sep 2014, 06:31 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 4,433
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
I'm playing State of Decay. you know that open...

I'm playing State of Decay.
you know that open world zombie RPG. was always interested in it but had already been burned out on zombie games for awhile. decided to buy it recently bundled with the...
Forum: Off Topic 15th Sep 2014, 04:20 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 965
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
there's no such thing as 'back.' y'all been...

there's no such thing as 'back.'

y'all been here all along.
the only person who experiences coming 'back' is Plumb with the expiration of his monthly temp bans and that guy who threw big hissy...
Forum: Off Topic 14th Sep 2014, 08:48 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 492
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
HAPPY BEARD BIRTHDAY BEARD DAY BIRTH DAY OF...

HAPPY BEARD BIRTHDAY BEARD DAY BIRTH DAY OF BEARDNESS.

#FacialHairForPresident
Forum: Off Topic 12th Sep 2014, 11:15 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 497
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
yeah but what else is new? terrorists do...

yeah but what else is new?
terrorists do everything wrong in the name of showmanship.

they don't care about efficiency.
they care about showmanship.

they could claim so many more lives if...
Forum: Off Topic 11th Sep 2014, 07:18 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 713
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
water cooling I assume. also I want one....

water cooling I assume.

also I want one. they're badass.
how much would you charge to build a '2015' version of the Inverted?
would you consider building a 180 for sale?
Forum: Off Topic 6th Sep 2014, 08:25 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 626
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
something tells me that you don't understand the...

something tells me that you don't understand the word "witness" or "noun."
Forum: Off Topic 6th Sep 2014, 05:45 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 626
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
now that's funny. it's like witnessing a...

now that's funny.

it's like witnessing a unicorn.
Forum: Off Topic 6th Sep 2014, 01:17 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 626
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
you know nothing, jon snow ...

you know nothing, jon snow

http://oa-ua.cl/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Ygritte-Meme.png
Forum: Off Topic 5th Sep 2014, 04:36 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 223
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
silly NeoNite. that's like asking if the...

silly NeoNite.

that's like asking if the universe is older than god.
Forum: Off Topic 5th Sep 2014, 01:14 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 223
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
Maddox might as well be as old as the internet...

Maddox might as well be as old as the internet itself.
Forum: Off Topic 5th Sep 2014, 01:13 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 965
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
yes of course. I've been sitting here...

yes of course.

I've been sitting here awaiting your return for some time now.
Forum: Off Topic 30th Aug 2014, 07:36 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,432
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
we haven't heard back from him now for 2 weeks. ...

we haven't heard back from him now for 2 weeks.

maybe he went to find family to live with.
hope he's not hangin' from the rafters.
Forum: Off Topic 30th Aug 2014, 11:00 AM
Replies: 7,690
Views: 482,394
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
I dunno, they seem to love the ocean nowadays,...

I dunno, they seem to love the ocean nowadays, given their history... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_erotica)
Forum: Off Topic 26th Aug 2014, 10:52 PM
Replies: 5,859
Views: 374,634
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
don't care for the Caddy but the Miata is nice. ...

don't care for the Caddy but the Miata is nice.
needs a little TLC but it's nice.
Forum: Games 26th Aug 2014, 04:09 PM
Replies: 366
Views: 77,661
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
wtf game is that?

wtf game is that?
Forum: Off Topic 23rd Aug 2014, 09:50 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 884
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
never heard of it. not interested. vampires?...

never heard of it.
not interested. vampires? meh.

I recently started watching CineMax's new original series The Knick.
directed by Steven Soderbergh starring Clive Owen. **** is ****ing...
Forum: Off Topic 21st Aug 2014, 10:38 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 239
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUU7bic1yAs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUU7bic1yAs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUU7bic1yAs)

/****ing thread
Forum: Games 21st Aug 2014, 10:31 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 798
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
this reminds me that I've never actually played...

this reminds me that I've never actually played the original Unreal.
UT is one of my all-time favorite games and more or less the biggest reason why PC gaming is a hobby of mine, but I don't know...
Forum: Off Topic 19th Aug 2014, 05:36 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,432
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
pretty sure we've all given Azura plenty of ****...

pretty sure we've all given Azura plenty of **** at one time or another.
it's the nature of the business as I'm sure he understands, otherwise he wouldn't come back.

it's nothing personal.
Forum: Off Topic 18th Aug 2014, 02:49 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 1,432
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
yeah it sounds like you need a ****ing change of...

yeah it sounds like you need a ****ing change of scenery.
badly.
Forum: Off Topic 15th Aug 2014, 12:30 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 428
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
this topic suffers from a lack of illustration.

this topic suffers from a lack of illustration.
Forum: Off Topic 12th Aug 2014, 02:52 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 829
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
http://www.notas.com/fotos/Cine/Robin_Williams/Rob...

http://www.notas.com/fotos/Cine/Robin_Williams/Robin_3/Bill_Cosby_y_Robin_Williams___Jack.jpg
Forum: Off Topic 11th Aug 2014, 07:32 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 829
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Buy96cTIgAEl9ua.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Buy96cTIgAEl9ua.jpg
Forum: Off Topic 11th Aug 2014, 06:45 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 829
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
go figure. this happens the same day that I...

go figure.
this happens the same day that I discover spreadable bacon.

http://thebaconjams.com

why is life so cruel?
Forum: Off Topic 11th Aug 2014, 04:19 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 422
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
I still play Crysis sometimes. it's that good. ...

I still play Crysis sometimes.
it's that good.

shame what has come of this.
Forum: Off Topic 7th Aug 2014, 02:35 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 178
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
y'all mother ****ers better stop getting older. ...

y'all mother ****ers better stop getting older.

sooner or later we're gonna' start dyin' and ****.
and then there won't be anyone left to go Beyond Unreal with.

~Jacks
Forum: Off Topic 7th Aug 2014, 02:34 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 272
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
yeah don't feel so special. Manticore does...

yeah don't feel so special.

Manticore does that for everyone.
like, even people we've never heard of.
Forum: Games 4th Aug 2014, 03:25 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,439
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
agreed. "Toxikk" is basically a screename that...

agreed.
"Toxikk" is basically a screename that a 13 year old boy would have created for himself in the 90's.

but if the game is good, I'll play it.
Forum: Off Topic 3rd Aug 2014, 05:21 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,492
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
who the **** bumps something like this where...

who the **** bumps something like this

where do these people come from

how did they even find this thread
Forum: Games 3rd Aug 2014, 12:20 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,439
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
no mod support? this is NOT a UT reboot. ...

no mod support?

this is NOT a UT reboot.
UT is not UT without mod support.
Forum: Off Topic 1st Aug 2014, 06:08 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 894
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
I thought Mormons couldn't drink alcohol... among...

I thought Mormons couldn't drink alcohol... among other things.
Forum: Off Topic 31st Jul 2014, 10:00 PM
Replies: 5,859
Views: 374,634
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
if we could 'Like' posts on this forum, I would...

if we could 'Like' posts on this forum, I would Like this post so hard right now.
rockin it :tup:
Forum: Off Topic 30th Jul 2014, 04:45 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 607
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
if you want to come here, you can stay. to say...

if you want to come here, you can stay.
to say otherwise is hypocritical at best, immoral at worst.

we're all immigrants.
Forum: Games 29th Jul 2014, 09:53 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 1,175
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
update: I did buy Elite. premium beta +...

update: I did buy Elite.
premium beta + lifetime expansion pass a little over a week ago. got a new joystick shortly before that.

downloaded the massive content update tonight, but as early in...
Forum: Off Topic 29th Jul 2014, 08:02 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 805
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
well you took my **** outta' context. I said...

well you took my **** outta' context.
I said that Israel has the right to defend itself but Israel doesn't have the right to be there to begin with.

don't twist my words.
Forum: Games 29th Jul 2014, 08:00 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 674
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
aw ****. he done finally bought the farm...

aw ****.

he done finally bought the farm...
Forum: Off Topic 29th Jul 2014, 12:13 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 805
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
it's an impossibly stupid situation to begin...

it's an impossibly stupid situation to begin with.

Palestinians already live there.
United Nations on dubious authority 'gives' the land to Israelis.
Israelis move in, Palestinians upset,...
Forum: Games 28th Jul 2014, 02:54 PM
Replies: 106
Views: 4,433
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
I started playing Elite: Dangerous after finally...

I started playing Elite: Dangerous after finally buying a new joystick.
got in just before the premium beta so I'll have access to the lifetime expansion pass.

I didn't get in early enough to...
Forum: Off Topic 25th Jul 2014, 05:21 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 894
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
that explains a lot...

that explains a lot...
Forum: Games 25th Jul 2014, 05:20 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 674
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
as far as announcements go, this one qualifies as...

as far as announcements go, this one qualifies as pretty ****ing underwhelming.
Forum: Games 24th Jul 2014, 06:04 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 235
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
what the hell. this thread is muck. I...

what the hell.
this thread is muck.

I demand exaggeration.
Forum: Off Topic 24th Jul 2014, 03:31 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 372
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
yeah that's pretty much the basis of all American...

yeah that's pretty much the basis of all American sitcoms.
it doesn't make any of them a rip off of each other.

I should add - it would basically be like you're saying that Friends was a ripoff...
Forum: Off Topic 24th Jul 2014, 02:59 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 205
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
Travel by Drone

like the title says.

http://travelbydrone.com
Forum: Off Topic 24th Jul 2014, 02:57 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 372
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
Family Guy and American Dad are not Simpsons...

Family Guy and American Dad are not Simpsons rip-offs.
Forum: Off Topic 23rd Jul 2014, 03:42 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,266
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
dude you guys pissed off Al. and he's normally...

dude you guys pissed off Al.
and he's normally so chill.

not cool guys.
Forum: Off Topic 22nd Jul 2014, 03:34 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,266
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/1...

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/154/912/berneydidnotread.gif
Forum: Off Topic 21st Jul 2014, 12:10 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,266
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
unless you were trying to illustrate the...

unless you were trying to illustrate the transitive properties of "opposites," then the pictures you just posted have literally nothing to do with anything and are about as useless as the...
Forum: Off Topic 19th Jul 2014, 12:01 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,266
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
so... that picture on the first page is p. funny...

so... that picture on the first page is p. funny right guys?

this is why we can't have nice things
Forum: Off Topic 17th Jul 2014, 04:44 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 2,266
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
it's because he's a pedophile.

it's because he's a pedophile.
Forum: Off Topic 13th Jul 2014, 02:09 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 336
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
ain't that the truth!

ain't that the truth!
Forum: Unreal Tournament 13th Jul 2014, 10:21 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,789
Posted By Jacks:Revenge
yeah I don't browse the official forums. but if...

yeah I don't browse the official forums.
but if that's Crotale's latest entry, it's still my favorite along with your black/red/silver orb.
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