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Forum: Off Topic 28th Mar 2014, 10:15 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 763
Posted By DeathBooger
I stole the rest of your photos and sold them to...

I stole the rest of your photos and sold them to Justin Bieber.
Forum: Off Topic 20th Mar 2014, 07:06 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 577
Posted By DeathBooger
It should be renamed to Lego UT.

It should be renamed to Lego UT.
Forum: News & Articles 20th Mar 2014, 07:04 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,222
Posted By DeathBooger
ambershee, why does Tim Sweeney's head keep...

ambershee, why does Tim Sweeney's head keep changing shape each year?
Forum: Off Topic 20th Mar 2014, 12:11 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 577
Posted By DeathBooger
I don't get it. Why do they expect me to pay for...

I don't get it. Why do they expect me to pay for a beta? It doesn't even do what they said it was going to do originally. The lighting still sucks in it. **** lightmaps.

http://unity3d.com/5
...
Forum: News & Articles 19th Mar 2014, 11:41 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,222
Posted By DeathBooger
:( And so the era where a kid can mess...

:(

And so the era where a kid can mess around in a game editor he found on his PC and make giant dick grenades has come to an end............

:(

We're in a Flappy Bird world now.
Forum: Games 10th Mar 2014, 11:47 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 242
Posted By DeathBooger
I will answer your three questions in random...

I will answer your three questions in random order. Yes, maybe, no.
Forum: Games 28th Feb 2014, 10:54 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,052
Posted By DeathBooger
There's far too many zombie games out there. It's...

There's far too many zombie games out there. It's just annoying at this point. I get it, Walking Dead is cool, but come on. People are just trying to cash in on a fad. Look at how many there are in...
Forum: Games 27th Feb 2014, 09:49 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,052
Posted By DeathBooger
Every now and then I get an itchy feeling in my...

Every now and then I get an itchy feeling in my anus and I come and visit this site. I hope it's still here the next time I have hemorrhoids.

Also, true story. It's Epic's fault for turning into a...
Forum: Games 19th Feb 2014, 10:21 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 273
Posted By DeathBooger
Thumbs up Evolve

It's like the only mildly interesting game I've even seen so far this year. zOMG Next Gen.

http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/0plcll/evolve-preview
Forum: Games 16th Feb 2014, 09:45 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 860
Posted By DeathBooger
I agree with this. I actually switched back to...

I agree with this. I actually switched back to slug projectiles for everything because waiting for the "upgrades" to do their potentially extra damage wasn't paying off. I was able to unlock...
Forum: Off Topic 7th Feb 2014, 02:00 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 2,319
Posted By DeathBooger
Our obesity epidemic stems from eating food based...

Our obesity epidemic stems from eating food based on easy profit for corporations and not nutrients. People eat grains like rabid cows yet they don't exercise enough to offset the increased energy...
Forum: Games 6th Feb 2014, 11:57 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 860
Posted By DeathBooger
You don't have to buy anything as long as you...

You don't have to buy anything as long as you don't care about changing outfits and other unimportant things. You can upgrade weapons for free. It's based on performance, not money.
Forum: Games 3rd Feb 2014, 11:44 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 860
Posted By DeathBooger
Now that you can actually play the damn thing...

Now that you can actually play the damn thing it's actually worthwhile if you enjoy FPS tournament games. Theres something available in the game for most people who like particular style of play....
Forum: Off Topic 22nd Sep 2013, 06:53 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 927
Posted By DeathBooger
Buttsex is gross. Would you **** a turd? The...

Buttsex is gross. Would you **** a turd? The worst is when the porn ho sticks the wiener in her mouth afterward.
Forum: Off Topic 3rd Sep 2013, 07:45 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 15,647
Posted By DeathBooger
Walt impregnated Jesse.

Walt impregnated Jesse.
Forum: Off Topic 26th Aug 2013, 01:21 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 566
Posted By DeathBooger
Have someone repeatedly punch you in the face and...

Have someone repeatedly punch you in the face and you'll forget about your stomach.
Forum: Off Topic 10th Aug 2013, 04:32 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 727
Posted By DeathBooger
It won't work. It only takes one greedy...

It won't work. It only takes one greedy asshole/complete idiot with the right job to ruin it for everyone. I wish the world was ran by robots.
Forum: Off Topic 24th Jul 2013, 12:28 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 1,184
Posted By DeathBooger
I'd just make fart noises for 5 minutes.

I'd just make fart noises for 5 minutes.
Forum: Off Topic 22nd Jul 2013, 01:26 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 772
Posted By DeathBooger
Women have pectoral muscles just like men do....

Women have pectoral muscles just like men do. When she lifted her arm her muscles moved. It's been this way for thousands of years.
Forum: Off Topic 15th Jul 2013, 11:09 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,771
Posted By DeathBooger
Florida nonsense doesn't surprise me. Dexter has...

Florida nonsense doesn't surprise me. Dexter has been getting away with murder for years.
Forum: Off Topic 9th Jul 2013, 08:43 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 710
Posted By DeathBooger
I was expecting an Asian penis, not a Ferrari.

I was expecting an Asian penis, not a Ferrari.
Forum: Off Topic 24th Jun 2013, 10:29 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 660
Posted By DeathBooger
First, your imagination does not poop out facts...

First, your imagination does not poop out facts just because you like the idea of your random thoughts. You do not know the aunt is innocent for sure, you just assume so because you like to feel...
Forum: Off Topic 23rd Jun 2013, 12:20 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 660
Posted By DeathBooger
You're really scary. :( Anyway, the correct...

You're really scary. :(

Anyway, the correct answer is that he should ask his sister what she's comfortable with him doing.
Forum: Off Topic 22nd Jun 2013, 10:26 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 660
Posted By DeathBooger
He should molest the aunt. On a side note,...

He should molest the aunt.

On a side note, the internet is always the best place for advice.
Forum: News & Articles 6th Jun 2013, 04:47 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 25,828
Posted By DeathBooger
If they do one it'll be free to play and it will...

If they do one it'll be free to play and it will have hats you can buy.
Forum: News & Articles 5th Jun 2013, 04:28 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 25,828
Posted By DeathBooger
Halo isn't realistic and it's the king of the...

Halo isn't realistic and it's the king of the **** throne.
Forum: Games 4th Jun 2013, 06:39 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,947
Posted By DeathBooger
I thought the last one was kind of boring to be...

I thought the last one was kind of boring to be honest. Probably because it's been done a million times before. I wish someone would invent new gameplay.
Forum: News & Articles 4th Jun 2013, 01:01 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 25,828
Posted By DeathBooger
At least we should be getting a huge info dump...

At least we should be getting a huge info dump for UE4 stuff next week at E3. It would be nice if they actually said when we could get our hands on it.
Forum: News & Articles 4th Jun 2013, 08:43 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 25,828
Posted By DeathBooger
It also wipes your ass and lowers your...

It also wipes your ass and lowers your cholesterol.
Forum: Off Topic 3rd Jun 2013, 11:46 AM
Replies: 209
Views: 6,651
Posted By DeathBooger
I thought the episode was lame. Not a single...

I thought the episode was lame. Not a single midget in the entire thing.
Forum: News & Articles 1st Jun 2013, 07:42 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 25,828
Posted By DeathBooger
It'll ship in 2017 and be renamed Unreal...

It'll ship in 2017 and be renamed Unreal Tournament 4 and everyone will call it UT5.
Forum: Off Topic 30th May 2013, 12:54 PM
Replies: 10,687
Views: 1,125,781
Posted By DeathBooger
Black ones are my favorite.

Black ones are my favorite.
Forum: Off Topic 30th May 2013, 08:58 AM
Replies: 10,687
Views: 1,125,781
Posted By DeathBooger
Don't be retarded. ...

Don't be retarded.

http://pinyin.info/news/2006/misunderstandings-of-biblical-proportions/
Forum: Off Topic 29th May 2013, 01:11 PM
Replies: 10,687
Views: 1,125,781
Posted By DeathBooger
Kantham has perfect asshole control.

Kantham has perfect asshole control.
Forum: Off Topic 26th May 2013, 10:26 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,148
Posted By DeathBooger
I don't think anyone should be able to patent...

I don't think anyone should be able to patent anything. I also think the stock market is a horrible idea, but this is the world we live in. Patenting human life is only a matter of time.

I used to...
Forum: Games 25th May 2013, 10:44 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 2,995
Posted By DeathBooger
It'll be the same exclusives they've always had....

It'll be the same exclusives they've always had. Only this time there will be enough graphical detail to the the sweat on Kratos's balls and you might almost make out a face behind Master Chief's BMX...
Forum: Off Topic 25th May 2013, 10:36 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,148
Posted By DeathBooger
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/14/business/monsant...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/14/business/monsanto-victorious-in-genetic-seed-case.html?_r=0



Most of the bitching is from asshole farmers who want to essentially pirate seeds for next year's...
Forum: Off Topic 25th May 2013, 11:41 AM
Replies: 10,687
Views: 1,125,781
Posted By DeathBooger
What does your haircut choices have to do with...

What does your haircut choices have to do with anything?
Forum: Games 25th May 2013, 11:31 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 2,995
Posted By DeathBooger
The sad part is that there will be that one...

The sad part is that there will be that one gimmicky crap game that will get all the retarded pre-teens to go nuts over it and it will make the One a popular console. It happened with Halo and it...
Forum: Games 24th May 2013, 11:06 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,319
Posted By DeathBooger
I'd do it, but I have to find the discs.

I'd do it, but I have to find the discs.
Forum: Games 22nd May 2013, 04:44 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 2,995
Posted By DeathBooger
Steam Box will kill both of them. If it's all X86...

Steam Box will kill both of them. If it's all X86 architecture now, why buy something that you can't upgrade?
Forum: Games 21st May 2013, 10:49 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 2,995
Posted By DeathBooger
I'll wait until the 2nd updated version of this...

I'll wait until the 2nd updated version of this console to think about buying it. Microsoft can eat a dick when it comes to new product releases.
Forum: Off Topic 21st May 2013, 10:37 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 660
Posted By DeathBooger
I just went to tumblr for the first time in my...

I just went to tumblr for the first time in my life just now and got a picture of George Takei. I laughed. I like to think that George laughed as well. Then I closed the browser. All done.
Forum: Off Topic 9th May 2013, 01:05 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,086
Posted By DeathBooger
I don't know why everyone jumps on the pedo...

I don't know why everyone jumps on the pedo wagon. They could easily have just been cannibals drooling over junk food. Everyone knows kids are high in sugar.
Forum: Off Topic 5th May 2013, 10:22 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,118
Posted By DeathBooger
It woke me up from my slumber.

It woke me up from my slumber.
Forum: Off Topic 25th Jan 2013, 03:37 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 2,125
Posted By DeathBooger
It's just a movie. You really shouldn't care so...

It's just a movie. You really shouldn't care so much.
Forum: Off Topic 8th Jan 2013, 10:33 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 722
Posted By DeathBooger
I have 30mbps and get 30mbps all the time. I'm...

I have 30mbps and get 30mbps all the time. I'm switching to 100mbps when I move. Sux2bu.

I'm in Charter Cable's home town.
Forum: Off Topic 20th Dec 2012, 04:11 PM
Replies: 147
Views: 3,407
Posted By DeathBooger
I'm not sure how carrying a gun will scare off a...

I'm not sure how carrying a gun will scare off a psycho who's planning to off himself anyway. Unless of course shootouts at high noon in schools make sense to people. It's a good thing people have...
Forum: Off Topic 17th Dec 2012, 07:03 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,104
Posted By DeathBooger
Yep, the school district my mother-in-law works...

Yep, the school district my mother-in-law works in has some guy in the roaming the woods by 3 schools right now. All the schools nearby are on lockdown.
...
Forum: Off Topic 17th Dec 2012, 06:49 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,104
Posted By DeathBooger
:rolleyes: The mom is on record saying the...

:rolleyes:

The mom is on record saying the shooter was burning himself and getting really disturbed. She had no business having guns remotely near him. The same goes for knives, poisons, bomb...
Forum: Off Topic 17th Dec 2012, 06:16 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,123
Posted By DeathBooger
I thought Westboro was a satirical comedy group.

I thought Westboro was a satirical comedy group.
Forum: Off Topic 17th Dec 2012, 12:39 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,104
Posted By DeathBooger
Yes it is. If you had to see a doctor because...

Yes it is. If you had to see a doctor because you're can't tell reality from fantasy then you shouldn't own a weapon. Right now states are supposed to let feds know who is mentally ill so they can...
Forum: Off Topic 15th Dec 2012, 08:30 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,104
Posted By DeathBooger
So you'd die protecting the thing that is...

So you'd die protecting the thing that is supposed to protect your life? Makes sense.

Later I'm going to let my toilet **** on me.
Forum: Off Topic 15th Dec 2012, 02:55 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,104
Posted By DeathBooger
It takes 5-10 minutes to diagnose someone by a...

It takes 5-10 minutes to diagnose someone by a trained professional, but it takes 10 years to lock them up even if they're dangerous. That is my whole point. We don't know if the mother ignored her...
Forum: Off Topic 15th Dec 2012, 12:14 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,104
Posted By DeathBooger
Your kidding right? Hurt and dead are pretty...

Your kidding right? Hurt and dead are pretty different. 20 kids were shot and killed. 40 parents, 160 grand parents, and countless other family and friends lost someone who was just starting out in...
Forum: Off Topic 15th Dec 2012, 12:04 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,104
Posted By DeathBooger
It's amazing how out of touch you always seem....

It's amazing how out of touch you always seem. Edison was a sociopath. He didn't accomplish ****. He lied and stole his way to wealth. We would actually be better off if he never existed.
Forum: Off Topic 15th Dec 2012, 11:24 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,104
Posted By DeathBooger
Why are you worried about a scanner...

Why are you worried about a scanner malfunctioning and not the gun itself malfunctioning? Both can happen and since the scanner doesn't even exist you can't say it's more likely to fail than a gun...
Forum: Off Topic 15th Dec 2012, 11:09 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,104
Posted By DeathBooger
The people doing these things do not have...

The people doing these things do not have criminal records. That is an entirely different issue. No one sees it coming because no one has even tried to make sure mental people stay away from weapons....
Forum: Off Topic 15th Dec 2012, 12:56 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 2,104
Posted By DeathBooger
My brother is crazy. He's now in a state run nut...

My brother is crazy. He's now in a state run nut house. It took 10 years to get him in there. In those 10 years, he went from saying weird things randomly to completely forgetting where he was and...
Forum: News & Articles 14th Dec 2012, 09:41 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,443
Posted By DeathBooger
Correction. This is why you're considered...

Correction. This is why you're considered retarded.
Forum: Off Topic 11th Dec 2012, 10:32 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 532
Posted By DeathBooger
Mine was a huge turd followed by it's babies.

Mine was a huge turd followed by it's babies.
Forum: Off Topic 10th Dec 2012, 12:04 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,849
Posted By DeathBooger
I'm offended that there isn't enough Missouri...

I'm offended that there isn't enough Missouri jokes.
Forum: Off Topic 7th Dec 2012, 05:27 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 532
Posted By DeathBooger
You suck at math. It has been 7 years and 9...

You suck at math. It has been 7 years and 9 months.



Please, tell me more.
Forum: Off Topic 6th Dec 2012, 09:41 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,271
Posted By DeathBooger
You seem to be arguing from a games you liked...

You seem to be arguing from a games you liked perspective. I'm arguing from a business perspective. Unreal is the most popular engine for a lot of good reasons. The people writing checks don't care...
Forum: Off Topic 6th Dec 2012, 05:30 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,271
Posted By DeathBooger
As soon as consoles can do it there will be a...

As soon as consoles can do it there will be a game with all those features. No one is going to spend the money and time to develop just a PC game these days unless you have a large following like...
Forum: Off Topic 6th Dec 2012, 02:22 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,271
Posted By DeathBooger
There's no money in arena shooters anymore. It...

There's no money in arena shooters anymore. It sucks for a lot of us since it's our favorite type of game, but that's the truth of the matter. TF2 is the only one doing okay anymore and that's only...
Forum: Off Topic 6th Dec 2012, 10:10 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,271
Posted By DeathBooger
The Samaritan demo was all done in Unreal Engine...

The Samaritan demo was all done in Unreal Engine 3 and all the things shown in it are available in UDK today. Unreal Engine is the reason Epic is so successful. It's the engine to beat and will...
Forum: Off Topic 3rd Dec 2012, 11:42 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,698
Posted By DeathBooger
Executive, lawyer, doctor, business owner, or...

Executive, lawyer, doctor, business owner, or even just a popular contractor in any job field with a good reputation. Anything else and you're just someone else's bitch and prone to get **** on.
Forum: Off Topic 1st Dec 2012, 11:47 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 1,698
Posted By DeathBooger
This is why everyone's life goal should be to be...

This is why everyone's life goal should be to be something like an executive instead of just another person in a cupcake assembly line. If you think the government should be allowed to tell someone...
Forum: Off Topic 29th Nov 2012, 11:33 PM
Replies: 10,687
Views: 1,125,781
Posted By DeathBooger
Hey.

Hey.
Forum: Off Topic 29th Nov 2012, 11:25 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 678
Posted By DeathBooger
When Firefly makes a new thread Jesus gets...

When Firefly makes a new thread Jesus gets diarrhea.
Forum: Off Topic 29th Nov 2012, 03:54 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,108
Posted By DeathBooger
So, I finally got a rental car yesterday after...

So, I finally got a rental car yesterday after the kid finally fessed up, but I bought a car today so that was kind of a waste of time and effort. On the other hand, I just got a 2013 Highlander SE...
Forum: Off Topic 28th Nov 2012, 06:08 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,108
Posted By DeathBooger
Well the cops were there and 10 people told them...

Well the cops were there and 10 people told them what actually happened, including himself, so he's just an idiot. I'm done with it. My insurance company will just sue his insurance company and get...
Forum: Off Topic 27th Nov 2012, 10:33 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 1,108
Posted By DeathBooger
Scratch that. I should have strangled the little...

Scratch that. I should have strangled the little **** when I had the chance. He told his insurance company that he hit a deer and then I ran into him. He didn't even mention the other people he hit....
Forum: Off Topic 27th Nov 2012, 12:11 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 670
Posted By DeathBooger
New cars are kind of suck

I remember when I just picked a car and an engine and I was done. Now I have to look through 8 god damn different trim levels for the same god damn car. I've been doing this **** for 4 days now....
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