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Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 09:34 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 187
oh bollocks. I'm sure you've heard of Tumblr. ...

oh bollocks.
I'm sure you've heard of Tumblr.

at the very least, you've used it or been browsing it and probably just didn't realize what it was. or care.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 02:49 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 161
Colorado isn't a **** place to live. ...

Colorado isn't a **** place to live.

beautiful weather.
no real natural disasters.

maybe the trailing edge of an earthquake from out West.
maybe a wild fire.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 02:29 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 161
yeah it has nothing to do with luck and stigma :p...

yeah it has nothing to do with luck and stigma :p

it's tornado alley.
it's the climate and the landscape which makes that part of the country prone to tornadoes on a regular basis every...
Forum: Off Topic 20th May 2013, 01:29 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 187
Yahoo buys Tumble for a cool billion (won't screw it up)

Yahoo announced a $1.1 billion deal for blogging site Tumblr early Monday, and said it "promises not to screw it up."

http://money.cnn.com/2013/05/20/technology/yahoo-buys-tumblr/index.html

the...
Forum: Off Topic 20th May 2013, 11:14 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 663
look buddy, you're the one who keeps coming back...

look buddy, you're the one who keeps coming back here and quoting/replying to everything BUT the sincere replies and spewing venom when you could be having a nice conversation with the people who are...
Forum: Off Topic 19th May 2013, 02:25 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 663
so. when you started this thread on the 17th...

so.

when you started this thread on the 17th of May @ 10:46 AM, was it your intention to ignore every single honest reply and just look for reasons to get your panties in a bunch instead? or did...
Forum: Off Topic 18th May 2013, 08:54 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 663
don't patronize me, bro! ...

don't patronize me, bro!

http://www.thes4p.com/wp-content/uploads/old-site/dont-taze-me-bro.jpeg
Forum: Hardware, Software & Troubleshooting 18th May 2013, 07:29 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 244
ugh. why must you people rebel against...

ugh.
why must you people rebel against Microsoft?

all it wants to do is spread its homogenized, easily accessible, and cheaply produced operating systems to the far corners of the globe until...
Forum: Off Topic 18th May 2013, 04:30 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 663
see it's funny because Ren was being genuine. ...

see it's funny because Ren was being genuine.
it was just some honest humor. pretty low-rank as far as ribbing goes. pretty tame.

a simple one-liner. a throw-away, even.
but for some reason,...
Forum: Hardware, Software & Troubleshooting 18th May 2013, 04:20 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 244
hey. what is Wine? also, does it come in...

hey.
what is Wine?

also, does it come in box form?
no but seriously I don't know what Wine is. is that like Linux?
Forum: Off Topic 17th May 2013, 09:28 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,960
so wait, that's the infamous Jeep right? did...

so wait, that's the infamous Jeep right?

did you film that with a GoPro or something?
Forum: Off Topic 16th May 2013, 11:04 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,960
AW **** GOT OUR SEAT BELTS ON #GANGSTA ...

AW **** GOT OUR SEAT BELTS ON

#GANGSTA

;)
Forum: Off Topic 12th May 2013, 10:20 AM
Replies: 4,774
Views: 274,432
some of the best base jumping you will ever see. ...

some of the best base jumping you will ever see.
they're playing leap-frog in the air at one point.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=Jp4TXIwWl3U
Forum: Off Topic 12th May 2013, 01:26 AM
Replies: 4,774
Views: 274,432
who said you had to be black? white girl...

who said you had to be black?

white girl booty!
gettin' it done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGVzD3IWg-Q
Forum: Games 12th May 2013, 01:24 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 789
yeah this is pretty awesome. a sign of things...

yeah this is pretty awesome.
a sign of things to come, no doubt, and definitely going to change the way games are played (if not how movies are watched someday, too).

I'd love to try one but I'm...
Forum: Off Topic 11th May 2013, 12:33 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,598
you never realized how much damage is caused by...

you never realized how much damage is caused by raping children? :con:

seems obvious to me :p
Forum: Off Topic 10th May 2013, 07:09 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,188
he's talking about implanting a chip in your kid...

he's talking about implanting a chip in your kid so that if they get lost you can find them.
preferably before they are raped.

chip.
microchip.
GPS.
Forum: Off Topic 10th May 2013, 01:48 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,188
but isn't that what you do when you're here? ;)

but isn't that what you do when you're here? ;)
Forum: Off Topic 9th May 2013, 01:13 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 2,598
so like... do you have a link to a news article...

so like... do you have a link to a news article or something with some substance?
Forum: Off Topic 9th May 2013, 12:41 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,910
I'm confused. so everyone in Japan is...

I'm confused.

so everyone in Japan is playing video games (even "hot" girls on the subway).
but when you ask them about playing video games, they deny it? they say video games are stupid?

the...
Forum: Off Topic 8th May 2013, 03:04 AM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,910
wait really? :lol: Japan is racist AND hates...

wait really? :lol:

Japan is racist AND hates video games??
when did this happen?
Forum: Off Topic 7th May 2013, 03:02 AM
Replies: 1,540
Views: 84,355
yeah I've never seen an image on BuF that...

yeah I've never seen an image on BuF that stretched my page.
it's 24 inches.


apparently some people still use 56k dial up modems to access the inter-tubes...

well to be fair I guess some...
Forum: Off Topic 5th May 2013, 07:19 PM
Replies: 1,540
Views: 84,355
good bump. I used to like this thread. almost...

good bump.
I used to like this thread. almost forgot about it.

my desktop still has that ultra-clean thing going on.

http://s13.postimg.org/wzufryuhx/desk.jpg

I love a desktop that's...
Forum: Off Topic 5th May 2013, 12:01 PM
Replies: 2,706
Views: 283,881
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/2...

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/246/861/166.gif

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/374/699/2c7.gif
Forum: Off Topic 4th May 2013, 04:07 AM
Replies: 10,381
Views: 1,000,182
oh look, casual sarcasm. that's rich. ...coming...

oh look, casual sarcasm. that's rich.
...coming from a guy who anonymously sends women his semen in the mail. remember we have it on record.



see that's proof.
what a pervert. you make me...
Forum: Off Topic 4th May 2013, 02:11 AM
Replies: 10,381
Views: 1,000,182
well my delivery was tongue-in-cheek but my point...

well my delivery was tongue-in-cheek but my point was sincere.
too much talk between pictures sometimes, though it's not so much the talking as the fact that it's seriously analyzing the picture.
...
Forum: Off Topic 3rd May 2013, 10:28 PM
Replies: 10,381
Views: 1,000,182
god damnit you guys suck dick. it's the "funny...

god damnit you guys suck dick.
it's the "funny pictures thread." not the "analyze every aspect of every ****ing detail of every ****ing pictures thread."

****.
****.
...
Forum: Off Topic 2nd May 2013, 07:51 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 727
as we know, Florida was largely colonized by...

as we know, Florida was largely colonized by Spanish Catholics.

but considering how afraid Catholics are of sex, I find it curious that settlers would name their town after a lewd description of...
Forum: Off Topic 2nd May 2013, 05:52 AM
Replies: 4,774
Views: 274,432
sounds about right. you can clearly see...

sounds about right.

you can clearly see numerous large fuel trucks parked in the lot near the end of the video. around 2:45 onward.
Forum: Off Topic 1st May 2013, 08:01 PM
Replies: 10,381
Views: 1,000,182
everything you need to know about religion ;) ...

everything you need to know about religion ;)

http://i.imgur.com/wjkio24.jpg
Forum: Off Topic 1st May 2013, 07:31 PM
Replies: 4,774
Views: 274,432
INCREDIBLE video of the 747 that stalled and...

INCREDIBLE video of the 747 that stalled and crashed just outside Bagram airbase this week. only 7 died because it was a cargo flight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo51Be2jL8c
Forum: Games 30th Apr 2013, 08:48 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 1,579
I never completed Sleeping Dogs. after...

I never completed Sleeping Dogs.
after unlocking the 4th safehouse I finally just got fed up with the terrible vehicle handling and lack of firearms :lol:

even when you find and equip a gun, it's...
Forum: Off Topic 30th Apr 2013, 08:34 PM
Replies: 87
Views: 1,910
I could see myself living in Canada. maybe even...

I could see myself living in Canada.
maybe even Australia.

but my dream emigration is to the Netherlands. that's where I hope to retire someday.

the Netherlands: the world's only...
Forum: Off Topic 30th Apr 2013, 08:21 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
I see the chart but couldn't begin to speak to...

I see the chart but couldn't begin to speak to its accuracy.
I would only feel comfortable labeling Muslims that I know personally instead of speaking for those I've never met. I'm comfortable...
Forum: Off Topic 30th Apr 2013, 07:57 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
is that what I said? every single one of them? ...

is that what I said?
every single one of them?

no.
I'm talking about what their religion commands them to do.
I'm very happy - and will be the first - to admit that most Muslims do not follow...
Forum: Off Topic 30th Apr 2013, 08:25 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
no this is what I'm arguing against. people...

no this is what I'm arguing against.
people like you and I - living comfortably in the West - cannot seem to fathom the notion that these people might actually believe what they claim to believe.
...
Forum: Off Topic 30th Apr 2013, 05:04 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
I doubt it. but hey, agree to disagree. ...

I doubt it.
but hey, agree to disagree.

although I think you are missing the point.
everyone in the West seems to assume that Islamic terrorism is the result of everything other than Islamic...
Forum: Off Topic 29th Apr 2013, 10:23 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 1,342
this thread is 7 years old. that's it. ...

this thread is 7 years old.

that's it.
there's no punchline.
Forum: Off Topic 29th Apr 2013, 10:00 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
:lol: you don't get it. we don't live in...

:lol:

you don't get it.
we don't live in the Middle Ages. we live NOW.

and RIGHT NOW, Islam is the problem.
not Christianity. not the Inquisition. not the Crusades.

of course not.
Forum: Off Topic 29th Apr 2013, 03:01 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
you may be a homophobic douchebag sometimes ;),...

you may be a homophobic douchebag sometimes ;), but you hit the nail on the head right here.

political correctness be-damned.
Islam is simply more dangerous than other religions. end of story....
Forum: Off Topic 26th Apr 2013, 06:05 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 974
wait seriously? I'm confused. oh I get it....

wait seriously?
I'm confused.

oh I get it.
it's like trolling for the purposes of bringing awareness to an important issue. and he still got a yellow card for it :lol:
Forum: Games 24th Apr 2013, 06:25 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 857
hey man! don't forget The Sims! the Sims...

hey man!

don't forget The Sims!
the Sims have mirrors in their homes which actually use working reflections!

I know this because I've played the Sims.
now excuse me while I go commit seppuku...
Forum: Off Topic 23rd Apr 2013, 10:26 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
you know what else is cool? terrible conspiracy...

you know what else is cool?
terrible conspiracy theories...

http://godhelpusall.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/False-Victim.jpg

yes because they look nothing alike :lol:
Forum: Off Topic 23rd Apr 2013, 10:11 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
more good news from Boston! the now-iconic...

more good news from Boston!
the now-iconic double amputee Jeff Bauman gives a present to bombing victim Sydney Cocoran her 18th birthday.
...
Forum: Off Topic 23rd Apr 2013, 05:19 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,363
yes but I never heard of Kinder eggs in my entire...

yes but I never heard of Kinder eggs in my entire life.

at Easter we got chocolate eggs filled with... chocolate.
not plastic :p
Forum: Off Topic 22nd Apr 2013, 10:07 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,363
sorry but what the hell is a Kinder egg??

sorry but what the hell is a Kinder egg??
Forum: Off Topic 20th Apr 2013, 06:03 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,072
well I didn't expect to be psyco-analyzed on the...

well I didn't expect to be psyco-analyzed on the fine details of my original post.
it was sort of made in passing.

but ok.


it's really not the same thing.
not at all.

ignorance doesn't...
Forum: Off Topic 19th Apr 2013, 09:57 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,072
look if you're an adult living in the US in the...

look if you're an adult living in the US in the 21st century, you know that fertilizer = explosive.
if you can prove that you were born yesterday, I'll give you a pass...

no that wouldn't change...
Forum: Off Topic 19th Apr 2013, 02:01 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,072
I'm only referring to the people who were...

I'm only referring to the people who were standing around with their cameras.

hello?
it's a raging fire... at a massive fertilizer plant.

the people in Boston had no choice.
that was a...
Forum: Off Topic 19th Apr 2013, 01:57 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 539
I didn't know that child porn had it's own time...

I didn't know that child porn had it's own time zone.
Forum: Off Topic 18th Apr 2013, 10:15 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,072
I feel for the firefighters and employees who had...

I feel for the firefighters and employees who had to respond to the initial fire and were killed. most of them were volunteer. very sad.
I don't feel anything for the people who were caught in the...
Forum: Off Topic 18th Apr 2013, 03:04 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,960
that's all I meant. not that they have...

that's all I meant.
not that they have disappeared or anything.

I saw the new Tron and actually we saw Daft play a show in Virginia in 2008 when my brother and I were visiting Washington DC for a...
Forum: Off Topic 17th Apr 2013, 09:59 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 1,960
this doesn't technically belong here but I don't...

this doesn't technically belong here but I don't produce original music of my own.
95% of my guitar playing is just cover.

anywho, Daft Punk's new album is rapidly approaching and 'Get Lucky' was...
Forum: Off Topic 17th Apr 2013, 06:22 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 539
oh sure. it's for your wife. that's why you're in...

oh sure. it's for your wife. that's why you're in the top 40%.
just like Jackal and his Mission Runway. for his girlfriend I'm sure.

likely story...
Forum: Off Topic 17th Apr 2013, 05:18 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 539
hey Sir Brizz

how's that Zumba working out for you?
you squeezed back into your wedding day tux yet? ;)
Forum: Off Topic 17th Apr 2013, 04:24 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
some good news: Jeff Bauman - the young man who...

some good news: Jeff Bauman - the young man who was photographed in a wheelchair with both of his legs severed by the blast - has survived after multiple surgeries....
Forum: Off Topic 17th Apr 2013, 04:18 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 1,989
1338. beyond 1337. nice :tup: anywho I'm...

1338. beyond 1337.
nice :tup:

anywho I'm afraid Brizz is right.
technically it wasn't more graphic than what Dotnet posts but it was more explicit.

Dotnet usually dumps a few solo women with...
Forum: Off Topic 16th Apr 2013, 05:22 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
I think you're on to something ;) ...

I think you're on to something ;)



you're right of course.
50 and 60 people (all at the same time) are routinely blown to bits in markets and in mosques and in schools almost every single week...
Forum: Off Topic 16th Apr 2013, 05:12 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
I apologize if it offends in some manner. ...

I apologize if it offends in some manner.

unless you're physically squeamish, it's not actually any more gruesome than your average slasher/horror or zombie flick. it's interesting how that...
Forum: Off Topic 16th Apr 2013, 12:23 AM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
sorry if I ruined anyone's day. you know, more...

sorry if I ruined anyone's day. you know, more than it may or may not have been ruined already.
my brother sent me that link when he got home from work.

I've posted it to a couple of forums.
I...
Forum: Off Topic 15th Apr 2013, 10:11 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
good point. I mean we've already seen it. ...

good point.

I mean we've already seen it.
Oklahoma City was about the IRS more or less.
that guy who flew his plane into the IRS building a couple years ago in Texas (was it Texas?) was...
Forum: Off Topic 15th Apr 2013, 08:22 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 2,480
because this has nothing to do with guns? we...

because this has nothing to do with guns?
we should be so thankful that the other bombs in the area failed to detonate.
police found at least 1 or 2 more that were unexploded. who knows what the...
Forum: Off Topic 15th Apr 2013, 12:44 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 586
Bitcoins are one massive Ponzi scheme!

you heard it here first.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/view_from_chicago/2013/04/bitcoin_is_a_ponzi_scheme_the_internet_currency_will_collapse.html

it's all a scam.
the...
Forum: Off Topic 11th Apr 2013, 09:06 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 563
...so you're not implying that BU is waste drain...

...so you're not implying that BU is waste drain in the dark corners of the web that attracts undesirable perverts? :con:
Forum: Off Topic 11th Apr 2013, 07:44 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 563
...what are you implying? :con:

...what are you implying? :con:
Forum: Off Topic 11th Apr 2013, 04:34 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 580
by watching it with a big bowl of freshly...

by watching it with a big bowl of freshly buttered popcorn.

duh.
Forum: Off Topic 10th Apr 2013, 08:04 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 580
lemme save you 10 minutes. the problem with...

lemme save you 10 minutes.

the problem with money is that there's not enough of it.
/thread
Forum: Games 9th Apr 2013, 06:39 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 166
has anyone ever played The Saboteur??

World War 2-themed open-world sandbox that mixes gameplay from GTA and Assassin's Creed with standard 3rd person action.
you can go anywhere and do almost anything from stealing cars to scaling...
Forum: Off Topic 7th Apr 2013, 10:14 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 597
maybe not to you. but there's a lot of black...

maybe not to you.

but there's a lot of black people who would have something to say about that... :p
Forum: Off Topic 7th Apr 2013, 08:57 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 597
yeah who cares? the whole 'anti-Cuba'...

yeah who cares?

the whole 'anti-Cuba' sentiment got old the moment we enacted the original trade embargo. it was stupid then and it's stupid now. you shouldn't need special permission to go to...
Forum: Off Topic 7th Apr 2013, 08:53 PM
Replies: 10,381
Views: 1,000,182
so no game is perfect. sounds like you just...

so no game is perfect.
sounds like you just exploited and took advantage of a simple oversight.

AKA playing the game like a pussy ;)
Forum: Off Topic 6th Apr 2013, 08:25 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,338
http://i.imgur.com/mcg00h4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mcg00h4.jpg
Forum: Off Topic 5th Apr 2013, 05:35 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 700
you know, I enjoy these little talks we have. ...

you know, I enjoy these little talks we have.

I really do.
Forum: Off Topic 5th Apr 2013, 01:13 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 1,989
yeah, pretty much. I'm sorry but a person...

yeah, pretty much.

I'm sorry but a person who has been on this Earth for 20 some odd years or more has slightly more say in the matter than a fetus that has been growing for less than 365 days....
Forum: Games 4th Apr 2013, 07:00 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 494
bunch of new juicy details were released. ...

bunch of new juicy details were released.



sounds pretty damn ambitious.
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