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Forum: News & Articles 12th Mar 2013, 03:10 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 25,757
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I bet it's gonna be Big Video Game Business...

I bet it's gonna be Big Video Game Business lobbying for him.
j/k
Forum: News & Articles 23rd Oct 2012, 11:02 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 945
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
It'd be oh-so-much better if you didn't have to...

It'd be oh-so-much better if you didn't have to backtrack to turn in every other sidequest. This is somewhat alleviated when playing Coop because you can have one bloke running back to turn the...
Forum: News & Articles 28th Sep 2012, 03:05 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,288
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
So does this mean Hal gets the dibs on the BU...

So does this mean Hal gets the dibs on the BU copy?
Forum: News & Articles 16th Sep 2012, 01:18 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,318
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I find that sentiment to be extremely hard to...

I find that sentiment to be extremely hard to believe.
Forum: News & Articles 15th May 2012, 12:12 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,595
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
But Unreal was already pretty nonlinear (from the...

But Unreal was already pretty nonlinear (from the level-design viewpoint, which especially became evident when you played it in coop with friends) for a game with linear mission progress. That's also...
Forum: News & Articles 10th Apr 2012, 04:38 AM
Replies: 64
Views: 5,384
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Bulletstorm 2 Shelved - PC Pirates "A Big...

Bulletstorm 2 Shelved - PC Pirates "A Big Problem"

Didn't read the rest, burst out in laughter. I mean, how deluded can you get?

Not to gobble on Gabe's member or anything, but why can't Epic...
Forum: News & Articles 6th Apr 2012, 02:46 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,461
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Stunning enemies is something that's been around...

Stunning enemies is something that's been around in video games since like, forever? Also, the colorful environments are a nice change for all the dark shadowy black and brown shooters we've been...
Forum: News & Articles 16th Feb 2012, 11:15 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 887
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Tripwire really put an effort into this game and...

Tripwire really put an effort into this game and I'm glad they did. It's really one of the best games of the past few years IMO.
Forum: News & Articles 16th Feb 2012, 11:07 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 751
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Oh UT, I miss you so.

Oh UT, I miss you so.
Forum: News & Articles 31st Jan 2012, 05:55 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,205
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
No Geth, no buy. Bet it's gonna be in some...

No Geth, no buy.

Bet it's gonna be in some DLC soon after, if it's not in the game :/
Forum: News & Articles 8th Dec 2011, 09:01 AM
Replies: 61
Views: 3,522
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Oh man, I can't wait to be disappointed again

Oh man, I can't wait to be disappointed again
Forum: News & Articles 29th Oct 2011, 11:18 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,090
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Pretty damn fun. Only thing is the server browser...

Pretty damn fun. Only thing is the server browser is slow as hell.
Forum: News & Articles 29th Oct 2011, 05:45 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,090
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Yay, free stuff! Thank you, BU

Yay, free stuff! Thank you, BU
Forum: News & Articles 25th Oct 2011, 02:10 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 2,090
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Thank god there are still developers like that...

Thank god there are still developers like that out there.

Also would like a copy as well.
Forum: News & Articles 23rd Oct 2011, 04:40 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,164
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Casuals etc.

Casuals etc.
Forum: News & Articles 19th Oct 2011, 06:35 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,545
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I'm guessing there will be more varied content in...

I'm guessing there will be more varied content in the final version, though.
Forum: News & Articles 14th Oct 2011, 03:12 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,545
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Fun as ****. Loving the soundtrack.

Fun as ****. Loving the soundtrack.
Forum: News & Articles 4th Oct 2011, 10:10 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 1,899
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Well, ****. Didn't expect that to ever happen

Well, ****. Didn't expect that to ever happen
Forum: News & Articles 25th Sep 2011, 01:12 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,650
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Desaturated my ass. The original Unreal had a...

Desaturated my ass. The original Unreal had a good enough setting to make an epic sequel with the good old unreal feel, but instead they outsourced it and turned it into some ****ty b-rate sci-fi...
Forum: News & Articles 21st Sep 2011, 06:54 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 749
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
That is pretty cool

That is pretty cool
Forum: News & Articles 20th Sep 2011, 04:19 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 784
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
10 dollars is asking too much to put myself...

10 dollars is asking too much to put myself through the pain of playing that steaming pile again. DNF is about as entertaining as a bucket of spit.

/opinions
Forum: News & Articles 14th Sep 2011, 05:51 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,313
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
That trailer looks familiar. Is it old?

That trailer looks familiar. Is it old?
Forum: News & Articles 18th Aug 2011, 10:10 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 10,873
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
That's odd. Whenever Steam is unable to go online...

That's odd. Whenever Steam is unable to go online (due to me being late on my internet payments) it always gives me an option to start in offline mode. Haven't noticed any loss of functionality in...
Forum: News & Articles 18th Aug 2011, 09:25 AM
Replies: 145
Views: 10,873
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Oh god I hope not. I'd rather have a full...

Oh god I hope not. I'd rather have a full price/budget price range UT than a free to play one. It's bound to have stupid ads or buy to win ****.
Forum: News & Articles 16th Aug 2011, 11:02 PM
Replies: 145
Views: 10,873
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Well, I've lost most of the trust I had for Epic...

Well, I've lost most of the trust I had for Epic with UT3. I'll probably not buy into any hype before I actually see a released, PC-oriented title from them.

Though I'll probably buy any game...
Forum: News & Articles 16th Aug 2011, 02:54 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 2,335
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Dude looks like InControl.

Dude looks like InControl.
Forum: News & Articles 15th Aug 2011, 11:24 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,081
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Granpa looks like my middle school russian...

Granpa looks like my middle school russian teacher.

Also almost had a heart attack when I saw that "origin" thing on the desktop.
Forum: News & Articles 10th Aug 2011, 08:12 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,038
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT YES! FUND IT!!!!!

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT YES!

FUND IT!!!!!
Forum: News & Articles 9th Aug 2011, 04:02 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,288
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I think this is a good thing. I only wish...

I think this is a good thing. I only wish Timegate had the common sense to wait with Prejudice until they got more stock maps, instead of trying to shoehorn people to buy their DLC through the worst...
Forum: News & Articles 4th Aug 2011, 03:54 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,739
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
my sentiments exactly

my sentiments exactly
Forum: News & Articles 3rd Aug 2011, 07:36 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,193
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Unlocks? In my Red Orchestra? I'm not sure if I...

Unlocks? In my Red Orchestra? I'm not sure if I like this idea at all.
Forum: News & Articles 24th Jul 2011, 01:40 AM
Replies: 101
Views: 5,081
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Unreal with Unreal weapons and feel, not like the...

Unreal with Unreal weapons and feel, not like the mess Unreal 2 was. At least that's what I'd choose. Also no sluggish spess muhreens.
Forum: News & Articles 23rd Jul 2011, 01:32 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,699
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
That looks amazing.

That looks amazing.
Forum: News & Articles 13th Jul 2011, 06:12 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,168
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
The bricks on the first picture don't seem to be...

The bricks on the first picture don't seem to be casting any shadows on the surface. At the very least they could use some ambient occlusion or something. Otherwise looks great.
Forum: News & Articles 27th Jun 2011, 05:00 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,326
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
It's not just the code and animations that would...

It's not just the code and animations that would have to be made from scratch, but the whole balance of the game should be thoroughly tested. Slight balance changes can make or break a game like...
Forum: News & Articles 26th Jun 2011, 09:19 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,597
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
If PC gamers won't be all over this title, then...

If PC gamers won't be all over this title, then they don't deserve good games on their platform. So far from what I've seen, this game is awesome. Day one buy.
Forum: News & Articles 24th Jun 2011, 10:43 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 3,326
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I didn't see the character pack on Steam, is it...

I didn't see the character pack on Steam, is it out yet?
Forum: News & Articles 22nd Jun 2011, 03:03 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,597
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
That is awesome.

That is awesome.
Forum: News & Articles 22nd Jun 2011, 05:24 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,597
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! About time it's getting done!
Forum: News & Articles 20th Jun 2011, 08:30 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 38,783
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Honestly, are you guys serious? This game doesn't...

Honestly, are you guys serious? This game doesn't even hold a candle to the original Unreal, not to mention anything from 2004. Completely uninspired level design, tedious back-and-forth combat...
Forum: News & Articles 14th Jun 2011, 06:53 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 5,932
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I would go as far as to say that if you like Duke...

I would go as far as to say that if you like Duke Nukem, you'd better not buy this game. The disappointment is just overbearing.


I feel so bad for not increasing the coffers of 2K.
Forum: News & Articles 14th Jun 2011, 03:05 AM
Replies: 134
Views: 5,932
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Yes, I acquired it by other means than Steam....

Yes, I acquired it by other means than Steam. Let's leave it at that.


TAP E REPEATEDLY TO PULL OUT THE HORN LOL
Forum: News & Articles 13th Jun 2011, 11:52 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 5,932
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Stop saying that. When Duke came out, it set the...

Stop saying that. When Duke came out, it set the bar for FPS games. At it's time, it absolutely revolutionized the genre. The reason DNF was delayed so long was that Broussard wanted to set the bar...
Forum: News & Articles 10th Jun 2011, 08:00 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 978
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Also I love how that they have managed to...

Also I love how that they have managed to eliminate every original idea from the formula. It's essentially a direct copy-paste from several different games.
Forum: News & Articles 10th Jun 2011, 01:47 AM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,704
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Ok, so I went and pirated the demo (why would it...

Ok, so I went and pirated the demo (why would it not be available for everyone in the first place) and it has to be literally the most boring "gameplay" experience in the whole wide world.
...
Forum: News & Articles 9th Jun 2011, 09:50 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,704
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8650/1307317791...

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/8650/1307317791465.jpg
Forum: News & Articles 9th Jun 2011, 03:55 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 3,704
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Watched a stream of the first access demo. That...

Watched a stream of the first access demo. That was not douk noukem, not buying.
Forum: News & Articles 9th Jun 2011, 03:51 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 978
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
On-rail sequences suck. In any case, after ME2,...

On-rail sequences suck. In any case, after ME2, ME3 won't be a day one purchase. I'll probably wait a little / try it at a friend's place first.
Forum: News & Articles 7th Jun 2011, 09:38 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,013
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I genuinely thought I was looking at ME3 at first...

I genuinely thought I was looking at ME3 at first glance during the GoW3 demo at E3.
Forum: News & Articles 31st May 2011, 10:58 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,699
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
It actually kinda makes me sick to think about...

It actually kinda makes me sick to think about that :|
Forum: News & Articles 29th May 2011, 12:51 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,699
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Dad no please!

Dad no please!
Forum: News & Articles 21st May 2011, 11:23 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,558
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I think this is all a conspiracy. It's probably...

I think this is all a conspiracy. It's probably related to 9/11
Forum: News & Articles 19th May 2011, 10:16 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 2,904
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
A new low, epic.

A new low, epic.
Forum: News & Articles 10th May 2011, 07:25 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,479
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I'm not getting it. Is this just chess with fancy...

I'm not getting it. Is this just chess with fancy animations or what? What makes this unique and why should I be interested?
Forum: News & Articles 7th May 2011, 02:33 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,871
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
came out on wednesday.

came out on wednesday.
Forum: News & Articles 5th May 2011, 03:38 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,871
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
GOTY 2011, if you haven't gotten this you're...

GOTY 2011, if you haven't gotten this you're missing out.
Forum: News & Articles 4th May 2011, 06:07 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,285
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I was just about to write that post.

I was just about to write that post.
Forum: News & Articles 24th Apr 2011, 09:11 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,493
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
There was a LAN section in the beta server...

There was a LAN section in the beta server browser so I'm pretty certain. Also I believe they confirmed it in some interviews as well.
Forum: News & Articles 23rd Apr 2011, 04:58 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,493
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Yes. Also, controls are perfectly fine on...

Yes.

Also, controls are perfectly fine on PC, some people seem to have issues getting used to them on the xbox.
Forum: News & Articles 21st Apr 2011, 04:45 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,493
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Well, as it stands now, the game I've been...

Well, as it stands now, the game I've been anticipating the most for the past couple of months will not be available in my region on Steam.

Thank you, Microsoft.
Forum: News & Articles 20th Apr 2011, 11:07 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,493
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Booyakasha!

Booyakasha!
Forum: News & Articles 19th Apr 2011, 08:51 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,228
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I did. Meh. (Not all of them, though). So I...

I did. Meh. (Not all of them, though).

So I heard that Portal 2 is $45, has $80 worth of day one DLC that adds no extra gameplay and lasts for 5 hours. Is this true?
...
Forum: News & Articles 17th Apr 2011, 05:52 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,228
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Yeah, okay, the idea sounds great on the board,...

Yeah, okay, the idea sounds great on the board, and the presentation was pretty damn good, but all of the actual puzzles in the game were so unimaginative and easy it literally took a couple of hours...
Forum: News & Articles 16th Apr 2011, 04:46 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 4,228
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Meh, Portal was a good game, but nowhere near...

Meh, Portal was a good game, but nowhere near close to great. I don't understand all this hype, in the end it's main selling point is that it's a Valve game.
Forum: News & Articles 16th Apr 2011, 12:01 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,268
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Wow, that must have incredible aesthetic value in...

Wow, that must have incredible aesthetic value in a game released in 2000, lol.
Forum: News & Articles 12th Apr 2011, 09:50 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,268
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I think ebay or amazon are your only options if...

I think ebay or amazon are your only options if you're looking for it online and don't want to resort to something so morally wrong as pirating.
Forum: News & Articles 12th Apr 2011, 08:16 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,268
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Had no idea they were making a sequel. Awesome.

Had no idea they were making a sequel. Awesome.
Forum: News & Articles 5th Apr 2011, 01:50 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 4,596
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Can't play it, game not available for me on...

Can't play it, game not available for me on Steam. GFWL wants my credit card information just for downloading the demo, **** them
Forum: News & Articles 24th Mar 2011, 12:54 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 3,851
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Man, getting older ****ing rocks. I'm no longer...

Man, getting older ****ing rocks. I'm no longer pissed off about delayed release dates because I have so much to do with my life.
Forum: News & Articles 24th Mar 2011, 09:05 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,898
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VFFR-5a-Ko&feature...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VFFR-5a-Ko&feature=player_embedded
Forum: News & Articles 23rd Mar 2011, 08:05 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 1,898
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
I'm so relieved to see no discussion regarding...

I'm so relieved to see no discussion regarding the morality of slapping women in a douk noukem game at least on one forum I frequent.
Forum: News & Articles 9th Mar 2011, 09:28 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,546
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Oooh, Burn.

Oooh, Burn.
Forum: News & Articles 1st Mar 2011, 09:29 AM
Replies: 154
Views: 6,050
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
Yeah, why not, as long as it's free.

Yeah, why not, as long as it's free.
Forum: News & Articles 23rd Feb 2011, 11:43 PM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,195
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
This whole game seems like UT3's story with a...

This whole game seems like UT3's story with a twist.
Forum: News & Articles 19th Feb 2011, 09:05 AM
Replies: 75
Views: 6,804
Posted By Vaginal Epiphany
And over the years I've bought Unreal Tournament...

And over the years I've bought Unreal Tournament again in various forms more times than I can count on one hand.
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