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Forum: Games 12th Apr 2014, 03:13 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 843
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Yeah that happened a while ago. What is of...

Yeah that happened a while ago. What is of bigger concern is the gobs of titles that are still in the "We are sucky developers and don't want to continue supporting our games" category. You can...
Forum: Games 12th Apr 2014, 03:02 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 967
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Bring on Dark Souls 2. Artorias and his instant...

Bring on Dark Souls 2. Artorias and his instant lock on bull**** when I clearly dodged is getting pretty tiresome. Not too bad for a 2nd playthrough and I am quite happy I made it that far, but...
Forum: Games 12th Apr 2014, 02:58 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 374
Posted By Capt.Toilet
41 million funded and still pre alpha. ...

41 million funded and still pre alpha. Neckbeards everywhere will be disappoint when this **** fails.

I can smell RIP already.
Forum: Games 5th Apr 2014, 03:14 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 871
Posted By Capt.Toilet
What gets me is why Bohemia went with Gamespy...

What gets me is why Bohemia went with Gamespy with Arma 3? Hasn't it been known for sometime that Gamespy was going the way of the dodo?

If so then this is like GTAV being announced for PC with...
Forum: Games 2nd Apr 2014, 11:01 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 967
Posted By Capt.Toilet
So those who have played DS2... does the game...

So those who have played DS2... does the game also contain the stupid getting hit through solid walls bull****ery? Dumbest **** I have ever seen. Doing this minimalist run I have noticed this more...
Forum: Games 30th Mar 2014, 03:28 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 926
Posted By Capt.Toilet
http://www.gamespot.com/articles/oculus-vr-employe...

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/oculus-vr-employees-got-death-threats-after-facebook-sale-update/1100-6418626/

Gamers right :rolleyes:
Forum: Games 29th Mar 2014, 07:53 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 967
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I found the BKH my first play through as well and...

I found the BKH my first play through as well and totally wrecked **** with it. Didn't go to anything else. Glad to hear its in the sequel and just as OP. Now I am on my second playthrough of DS...
Forum: Off Topic 2nd Feb 2014, 11:17 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 387
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Well they can't do a write out like they did with...

Well they can't do a write out like they did with Paul Walker in F&F, so I am going to assume they will re-cast. Kinda like they did with Dumbledore in Harry Potter.
Forum: Off Topic 31st Jan 2014, 11:15 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,670
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Congrats on the tax break BBA. But the more...

Congrats on the tax break BBA. But the more important question is.. did she conceive naturally or did you cut it out? I suspect the later as you are a man of keeping the vagina pristine.
Forum: Off Topic 23rd Jan 2014, 10:40 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,556
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Whats this new event they are adding to this...

Whats this new event they are adding to this years Olympics? I hear its named after a UT2k4 gametype. Bombing run?
Forum: Off Topic 16th Jan 2014, 06:57 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,098
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Just gonna quote this again to make sure everyone...

Just gonna quote this again to make sure everyone knows.
Forum: Off Topic 8th Jan 2014, 01:05 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 2,098
Posted By Capt.Toilet
You would **** Hilary wouldn't you? Make her...

You would **** Hilary wouldn't you? Make her feel like a full woman more than Bill ever could right? Pound that clam with your powerful meat wand and send her to the clouds BOOYAH.
Forum: Games 8th Jan 2014, 12:53 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 707
Posted By Capt.Toilet
The biscuit gives his feelings. Cliffnotes: The...

The biscuit gives his feelings. Cliffnotes: The cheap ones will rival with the consoles and will be treated like a gateway drug for people to try out PC gaming. The expensive ones are just PC's in...
Forum: Games 28th Dec 2013, 10:19 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 584
Posted By Capt.Toilet
From the reports I have read it is extremely...

From the reports I have read it is extremely buggy still, even after the last big patch. So buggy in fact that class action lawsuits have been filed. Lol Nerds
Forum: Off Topic 21st Dec 2013, 11:15 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,271
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Still a better Wonder Woman than that twig they...

Still a better Wonder Woman than that twig they chose for Batman vs Superman
Forum: Off Topic 14th Dec 2013, 12:04 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 2,065
Posted By Capt.Toilet
To add to this glorious glorious turn of events. ...

To add to this glorious glorious turn of events. Activision has ever been so keen to announce CoD made a billion dollars in xx amount of days since I believe MW2 was released. For Ghosts? NOTHING....
Forum: Off Topic 6th Dec 2013, 05:14 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,002
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Most of the 80's? It was more like 30 years. As...

Most of the 80's? It was more like 30 years. As for being a criminal.. some would disagree with that and state he was an activist with a cause. Granted I don't know my Mandela history but I am...
Forum: Off Topic 27th Nov 2013, 10:59 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,536
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I can only imagine this was discovered after...

I can only imagine this was discovered after someone rage faced their console. Pretty funny at any rate.
Forum: Off Topic 21st Nov 2013, 12:30 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 1,536
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Same but I will be picking up a 3ds first for...

Same but I will be picking up a 3ds first for that nummy zelda wubby wubs.

As for ps4/xbone. I will be picking up a ps4 sometime next year.. just waiting for the buggies to be worked out and a...
Forum: Off Topic 8th Nov 2013, 02:03 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,338
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Well after watching the video I can say the...

Well after watching the video I can say the officers shot the dumbass because he was still ramming the car. Officers feared for their lives and therefore put an end to him. Probably a few too many...
Forum: Off Topic 8th Nov 2013, 09:34 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 1,338
Posted By Capt.Toilet
See... cigarettes do kill

See... cigarettes do kill
Forum: Off Topic 15th Oct 2013, 02:39 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,596
Posted By Capt.Toilet
No I wouldn't. It's called integrity. The...

No I wouldn't. It's called integrity.

The people that went all wookie that day lost all integrity and respect. Take their card away or if anything do not let them use the thing till the over...
Forum: Off Topic 15th Oct 2013, 12:47 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 1,596
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I find it funny that just a few days ago some...

I find it funny that just a few days ago some woman came out and was all like "Don't judge us, we all aren't that bad". Then this happens. People are people. They see a loophole and they will take...
Forum: Games 6th Oct 2013, 08:53 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 1,496
Posted By Capt.Toilet
No.......... BAM!! ...

No.......... BAM!!

http://www.gamespot.com/news/half-life-3-trademark-vanishes-6415182

Take that you bitches. The game won't be out for a good few more years. Just give it up and play...
Forum: Off Topic 4th Oct 2013, 08:01 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 928
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Update to this story suggests she was a crazy...

Update to this story suggests she was a crazy bitch who went mental shortly after the birth of her child. Another mental health issue story for the US.

No intention of killing Barry, she was...
Forum: Off Topic 19th Sep 2013, 11:41 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 234
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Yeah Al always was a loose guy. Stretched that...

Yeah Al always was a loose guy. Stretched that asshole pretty wide the last time we met.
Forum: Off Topic 14th Sep 2013, 09:06 AM
Replies: 5,909
Views: 395,545
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I figured it would get at least a 6/10 only...

I figured it would get at least a 6/10 only because you see that BSG chicks titties.

Titties make everything slightly better.
Forum: Off Topic 7th Sep 2013, 01:34 PM
Replies: 86
Views: 2,385
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Mav I will say that the case looks pretty sexy...

Mav I will say that the case looks pretty sexy though I would never pay $400 dollars for sexy.

As far as AMD goes if you can handle the lower performance then I say go for it, but certain games...
Forum: Games 7th Sep 2013, 03:09 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,595
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Can get the game for $30.60 if you use the 10%...

Can get the game for $30.60 if you use the 10% coupon + preorder percentage. If that doesn't tickle your fancy, then just idle in some games and then let morons buy your cards. Instant money off.
Forum: Games 5th Sep 2013, 08:50 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 780
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Excellent break down there Nerg. I might wait...

Excellent break down there Nerg. I might wait for a steam sale on it then. Amnesia on the other hand... whoa doggies that **** better not disappoint me. Chineseroom did well on the Dear Esther...
Forum: Games 4th Sep 2013, 09:36 AM
Replies: 216
Views: 11,628
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Fixed Also apparently the games niggas are...

Fixed

Also apparently the games niggas are voiced by real life thug niggas
http://www.gamespot.com/news/grand-theft-auto-v-features-voice-overs-from-real-gang-members-6414019
Forum: Off Topic 4th Sep 2013, 09:34 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 570
Posted By Capt.Toilet
This must be going viral again.

This must be going viral again.
Forum: Games 1st Sep 2013, 08:41 PM
Replies: 813
Views: 33,722
Posted By Capt.Toilet
So Gearbox is still nerfing **** that actually...

So Gearbox is still nerfing **** that actually makes the game bearable? Bunch of damn ****wits I tell ya. First the Bee, then Zero, now the above. What else have they nerfed?
Forum: Off Topic 30th Aug 2013, 04:30 PM
Replies: 329
Views: 15,616
Posted By Capt.Toilet
For all you hoes and skanks that watch this show....

For all you hoes and skanks that watch this show. Enjoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SEL27xiJGQ
Forum: Games 21st Aug 2013, 01:11 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 843
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Or if the game is available on steam then the dlc...

Or if the game is available on steam then the dlc just gets imported over. Bioshock 2 updated the other day with cheevos... one of them being Minervas Den so that is pretty much confirmed coming...
Forum: Games 21st Aug 2013, 01:07 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,481
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Same. I found just taking my hand off the mouse...

Same. I found just taking my hand off the mouse made it infinitely better.
Forum: Games 19th Aug 2013, 11:05 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,481
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Are you serious Brizzinator? I played the entire...

Are you serious Brizzinator? I played the entire game with KB/M and found it just fine. You really are a butt aren't you?
Forum: Games 30th Jul 2013, 03:05 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 2,845
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Could buy the season pass for $20 bucks,...

Could buy the season pass for $20 bucks, effectively saving $15 in the process. But then I would be stuck with that mediocre wave mode crap. Would purchase the Burial at Sea separately but those...
Forum: Off Topic 16th Jul 2013, 03:00 AM
Replies: 10,687
Views: 1,124,892
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Welp. Another one I have to take out of my spank...

Welp. Another one I have to take out of my spank bank because the bitches look 10 years older than they should.

****ing genetics.
Forum: Off Topic 14th Jul 2013, 11:54 PM
Replies: 158
Views: 4,569
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Was graciously gifted the season pass for BL2. ...

Was graciously gifted the season pass for BL2. Now my game crashes. **** you Gearbox and your ****ty dlc. On the other hand thank you for the gift it was much appreciated :cheers:
Forum: Off Topic 14th Jul 2013, 05:41 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 1,763
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Can't wait for the anarchy to follow. Zimmerman...

Can't wait for the anarchy to follow. Zimmerman is going to get shot by the Black Panthers in the next few weeks.
Forum: Games 13th Jul 2013, 04:06 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 11,628
Posted By Capt.Toilet
http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=55345...

http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?showtopic=553451&st=0

Yeah buddy. Anyone wanna bet everyone in MP will be a female :D
Forum: Games 10th Jul 2013, 01:54 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,327
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Trying to debate with Jacks is like trying to...

Trying to debate with Jacks is like trying to persuade the alligator not to munch your head because you were just simply having a nice cool off swim. It ain't happening.

Anywho I will add my 2...
Forum: Games 9th Jul 2013, 03:18 PM
Replies: 216
Views: 11,628
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Also this ...

Also this

http://www.gamespot.com/news/rockstar-hiring-to-bring-latest-titles-to-pc-6411194

Comes out the day we get footage. Conspiracy.
Forum: Off Topic 8th Jul 2013, 03:02 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 968
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Looks no older than 12 with the rack of a 20...

Looks no older than 12 with the rack of a 20 something. Yep that is anime.
Forum: Off Topic 6th Jul 2013, 01:29 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 665
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Thread derailment in Tres, Dos, Uno............

Thread derailment in Tres, Dos, Uno......... gooooooooooooooooo
Forum: Games 6th Jul 2013, 01:22 AM
Replies: 813
Views: 33,722
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Ah so we have a culprit. Who wants to find out...

Ah so we have a culprit. Who wants to find out where the bastard lives and split his nutsack open?
Forum: Off Topic 29th Jun 2013, 12:06 PM
Replies: 10,687
Views: 1,124,892
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Or she is a huge tease and then gets mad at you...

Or she is a huge tease and then gets mad at you for staring. You don't want me staring then don't wear something that reveals 70% of your milk bags.
Forum: Off Topic 28th Jun 2013, 11:48 AM
Replies: 5,909
Views: 395,545
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Lruce gives it a 5/10 so it most likely will be...

Lruce gives it a 5/10 so it most likely will be 7.5 or 8 to me. I will probably see it on my next days off. Crowds should be more or less dead by then.
Forum: Off Topic 28th Jun 2013, 11:37 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,529
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Behold!!!!!!!!! The magistry of my magic for...

Behold!!!!!!!!! The magistry of my magic for which I know of IMG tag and you didn't say a word about that but............. ****
Forum: Off Topic 28th Jun 2013, 01:24 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 1,529
Posted By Capt.Toilet
http://www.speedtest.net/result/2802065264.png ...

http://www.speedtest.net/result/2802065264.png

I can't remember how to adjust the size so meh. The speed shown is obviously not what I get. I am usually getting anywhere from 500Kb/s-800Kb/s...
Forum: Off Topic 26th Jun 2013, 10:40 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 477
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Anything by Pearl Jam is more or less a stroke...

Anything by Pearl Jam is more or less a stroke victims nightmare.
Forum: Off Topic 22nd Jun 2013, 12:25 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 551
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I bought a Q6600 back in 2007 in anticipation for...

I bought a Q6600 back in 2007 in anticipation for UT3 so I would assume either that same year or shortly into 2008.

Used that for 2 years before it went boom and I went over to AMD because my...
Forum: Off Topic 22nd Jun 2013, 12:38 AM
Replies: 5,909
Views: 395,545
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I have been hearing some pretty alright reviews...

I have been hearing some pretty alright reviews but to me PG-13 and zombie just do not mix. I shall p to the ass
Forum: Off Topic 21st Jun 2013, 01:21 AM
Replies: 5,909
Views: 395,545
Posted By Capt.Toilet
It was so good it made me want to kill myself. ...

It was so good it made me want to kill myself. 10/10 will do again.
Forum: Games 19th Jun 2013, 10:04 PM
Replies: 103
Views: 2,971
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I love Gamestop's reaction to this. ...

I love Gamestop's reaction to this.



No they understand that if they would have kept with that practice then their competitor with the $100 dollar cheaper and much more lenient choice would...
Forum: Off Topic 19th Jun 2013, 09:30 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 693
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Truth to this statement. Excellent actor that we...

Truth to this statement. Excellent actor that we have lost way too damn soon.
Forum: Off Topic 19th Jun 2013, 01:54 PM
Replies: 3,013
Views: 352,943
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Giving her the T-Rex. Take all your fingers and...

Giving her the T-Rex. Take all your fingers and slide in up to the knuckle then open up like a butterfly.
Forum: Games 19th Jun 2013, 01:49 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,327
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I wouldn't say game of the year but I did enjoy...

I wouldn't say game of the year but I did enjoy it just as much as Metro2033. Kinda annoyed that I appeared to be making all the right choices but i still received the "bad" ending. Another play...
Forum: Off Topic 8th Jun 2013, 12:45 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,142
Posted By Capt.Toilet
This

This
Forum: Off Topic 4th Jun 2013, 11:07 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 958
Posted By Capt.Toilet
I would rather hear the dude go full retard than...

I would rather hear the dude go full retard than to silence them completely. Have my funny bone.. I have plenty to go around.
Forum: Games 31st May 2013, 01:30 AM
Replies: 813
Views: 33,722
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Yeah and the unskippable intros for anything and...

Yeah and the unskippable intros for anything and everything.



To milk dumbasses who feel the need to pay $10 bucks for a damn character. Be smart with your wallets gentleman and ladies


...
Forum: News & Articles 29th May 2013, 09:03 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,448
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Is it a $1.00 yet?

Is it a $1.00 yet?
Forum: Off Topic 24th May 2013, 01:45 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,163
Posted By Capt.Toilet
He also has massive balls of stupid. I for one...

He also has massive balls of stupid. I for one wouldn't feel sorry for him if I came across his camcorder/phone/whatever and witnessed him getting sucked up through hells wind tunnel.
Forum: Off Topic 23rd May 2013, 11:16 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 569
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Actually once I move next week I will be about 20...

Actually once I move next week I will be about 20 miles from him. I will snag him up in a silk bag filled with cheap hookers love sauce and express mail him to you guys.
Forum: Off Topic 22nd May 2013, 10:42 PM
Replies: 3,013
Views: 352,943
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Judge: Son why did you take this beautiful woman...

Judge: Son why did you take this beautiful woman out and fill her vagina full of sweet sweet cum sauce?

Alleged raper dude: Well your honor she was wearing these tight pants and I could see toe....
Forum: Games 22nd May 2013, 10:54 AM
Replies: 103
Views: 2,971
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Wonder how many red rings of death this piece of...

Wonder how many red rings of death this piece of **** will deal out? I hate to judge but looks like Sony has a win before the fight even begins unless they royally screw something up during their...
Forum: Off Topic 21st May 2013, 02:41 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,163
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Anywhere is a **** place to live. Midwest...

Anywhere is a **** place to live.

Midwest - Tornadoes and your occasional earthquake and drought
Southeast and East - Hurricanes
West - Fires and mudslides and quakes
North - Snow storm
...
Forum: Off Topic 19th May 2013, 09:34 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,429
Posted By Capt.Toilet
2.

2.
Forum: Off Topic 18th May 2013, 01:47 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,429
Posted By Capt.Toilet
1 bed 1 bath. Pretty pathetic. I found a studio...

1 bed 1 bath. Pretty pathetic. I found a studio for $585 + some stupid 25 bucks a month for pet rent but its in a nice neighborhood and work is only about 20 minutes away. I might go with that.
...
Forum: Off Topic 18th May 2013, 12:49 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 1,429
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Yeah no ****. I am currently looking for a...

Yeah no ****. I am currently looking for a studio apartment while I get more contracting years under my belt before I am considered for a house loan. The cheapest I found was around 400 bucks, but...
Forum: Games 16th May 2013, 01:17 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,327
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Strange I never experienced a gain when switching...

Strange I never experienced a gain when switching to DX9 in 2033. I always factored in the stupid performance due to the unoptimized V.High light shaft effects. Last Light doesn't seem to have...
Forum: Games 15th May 2013, 09:58 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 1,327
Posted By Capt.Toilet
So take away the only DX11 feature yet keep dx11...

So take away the only DX11 feature yet keep dx11 running? Might as well config file it to run dx9 in that case. If anything just turn tesselation to High as V.High doesn't increase fidelity, it only...
Forum: Games 29th Apr 2013, 01:09 AM
Replies: 68
Views: 2,530
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Sleeping Dogs Hope to have it completed in...

Sleeping Dogs

Hope to have it completed in the next day or so so I can move on to another game in my backlog.
Forum: Off Topic 26th Apr 2013, 10:47 AM
Replies: 5,909
Views: 395,545
Posted By Capt.Toilet
Most big films.. especially ones in crap ass 3d...

Most big films.. especially ones in crap ass 3d will release first internationally due to the overwhelming popularity of 3d in those area.

Or he just pirated it :D
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