I'm voting Democrat...
Because I like paying more taxes so that others don't have to work as hard as I do.
Because the Government, not me, should make the most important decisions in my life.
Because the world is going to die if we don't stop using fossil fuels right now, except for the Democrat leaders; they can continue as long as they want because they promise to stop...someday.
Because I relish in the fact that gay and lesbian marriages are extremely important to the health of our great nation and we as a people cannot survive without those blessed unions.
Because I want universal health for everyone, and I'll pay for mine and my lazy non-working neighbor too.
Because the Democrats care. At least, they say the care.
Because you don't fight wars by going to war. Instead, you send letters to your enemies telling them how bad they are and that they should stop what they are doing and hold your hand in the name of peace.
Because I want my 12 year daughter to have as many abortion as she wants, and I don't want to know about it. I mean, she is responsible for her own health care at that age, right? If not, the taxpayers will take care of it, won't they?
Because I want freedom FROM religion, even though the Constitution guarantees freedom OF religion. Who needs to abide by a 200 year old document anyways?
Because I like older men taking the time to sexually abuse my children.