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-GAT-Mavrick
24th Dec 2001, 11:48 PM
IT IS SMALL, IT RENDERS OVER 400FPS........................ when you get the expansion card to go with it it gets over 500 fps!! yes......... it is the................................................................................................. ............................... MICROTOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .......... the first 200 are 1/2 price!!!!!!! pick up one now!!!!!!!!






/me is suffering from lack of sleep

-=SDS=-Coop
24th Dec 2001, 11:58 PM
d0000d i beta tested the microtoilet and all i have to say is omfg *splooge* that was the most awesome thing i've ever used before, crapping at 450FPS is like w00t. you gotta get one, get 2 as a matter of fact. they're so friggen w00t. when you go to the store (microtoilets should be sold everywhere, from grocery stores to mechanics to car dealerships) ask for the microtoilet, the most 1337est crapper in town

-GAT-Apoculos
25th Dec 2001, 12:04 AM
:rolleyes:

-GAT-Mavrick
25th Dec 2001, 12:13 AM
don't rollie me damnit! i smell a tk comming on...

DialAJunk
25th Dec 2001, 12:14 AM
sounds like Strike Force to me.

-GAT-Mavrick
25th Dec 2001, 12:22 AM
strikeforce RULES!!!!!!!! don't bash it! or i might have to bash inf more than i already do.... ;)

-GAT-Apoculos
25th Dec 2001, 12:23 AM
mav... GOTO BED!!!! *escorts mav away*

04
25th Dec 2001, 01:18 AM
Well...Who wants to bet how many seconds before this thread is nuked off this planet? Honestly, why come to another mod's forums to bash it. I dont give a fuc<I></i>k how much you like SF or what the hell ever. Just dont fuc<I></i>king let me hear it.

FiringAimlessly
25th Dec 2001, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by -GAT-Apoculos
mav... GOTO BED!!!! *escorts mav away*

:con:

...

:eek:

...

:rolleyes:

...

oh, wait, nevermind, thought you said "COME" to bed. :D

Puppeteer (Ghepetto)
25th Dec 2001, 05:08 AM
WTF is microtoilet?

-GAT-Mavrick
25th Dec 2001, 09:05 AM
Originally posted by 04
Well...Who wants to bet how many seconds before this thread is nuked off this planet? Honestly, why come to another mod's forums to bash it. I dont give a fuc<I></i>k how much you like SF or what the hell ever. Just dont fuc<I></i>king let me hear it.


does it look like i am bashing inf?? did i say ANYTHING that has anything to do with bashing inf?? Inf is a great mod(right now anyway :( ) maybe just maybe it will stay fun and enjoyable to play... now... it that bashing inf?? umm NO!!!!!!!!! read a little more bud before you reply and tell me to quit bashing inf... you think i am a newb son??? look at that pretty medal on my sig... what does it say??

GNAT
25th Dec 2001, 09:54 AM
damn 04 he's not bashing it, how about u go jump on some other thread and flame it a bit!

-GAT-Mavrick
25th Dec 2001, 10:24 AM
thank you gnat... :) merry christmas bro!

04
25th Dec 2001, 11:06 AM
i might have to bash inf more than i already do...

spm1138
25th Dec 2001, 11:11 AM
Was Maverick smoking crack-cocaine? Right that second, sitting in front of his keyboard?

I only ask out of general curiosity, you understand.

-=SDS=-Coop
25th Dec 2001, 02:58 PM
so im assuming the microtoilet is dead?

Puppeteer (Ghepetto)
25th Dec 2001, 04:22 PM
Can someone tell me what Microtoilet is? Or is it something Mav made up while pleading insanity?

-GAT-Mavrick
25th Dec 2001, 05:13 PM
me and coop produced it!! it is really neat lol

NTKB
25th Dec 2001, 05:16 PM
You know this was coiming :rolleyes:

-=SDS=-Coop
25th Dec 2001, 05:19 PM
lmao, picture it: you really need to take a crap, and infront of you are the plain old porcelain can, and the microtoilet, the latest in crapper technology. so you decide to try something new, and you take a crap on the microtoilet... minutes later you realize you just took the best sh!t in your life. watching yourself crap at 450fps* is by far the best experience anyone can have.

*your milage may vary. 2.5% interest rate applicable for first time buyers. objects in mirror are closer than they appear. do not use while intoxicated. do not take if pregnant or nursing a baby. not for use by children 6 and under. aim away from face.

-GAT-Mavrick
25th Dec 2001, 05:25 PM
lmao!!!!!!!!!!! this thread is the greatest thread EVER!

-=SDS=-Coop
25th Dec 2001, 06:46 PM
lol mav you didint tell me this was in inf discussion and not in off topic, i wouldnt have advertized here if that was the case... mav you basterd :instagib:

-=SDS=-Coop
25th Dec 2001, 06:48 PM
excuse the lack of lighting, but im not aloud to fully show the microtoilet

ehh sh!tty webcam

Puppeteer (Ghepetto)
26th Dec 2001, 12:18 AM
=0o Coop you should get one of those fuzzy toilet covers to make you sh*tting needs a lot more comfortable :D LMAO!!! I love those. One of my friends has one, I love dropping kids off in the pool at his house.

I hate those pesky big, fat kids. They make too big of a splash...

-=SDS=-Coop
26th Dec 2001, 12:21 AM
jesus....


lmao yea the fuzzy covers are cool

LifesBane[4C]
26th Dec 2001, 12:50 AM
Ewwww that toilet water is brownish ;)

-GAT-Mavrick
26th Dec 2001, 12:52 AM
you bastard.. your showing off the thing before it is fully released... it is still beta!!! lol

Keganator
26th Dec 2001, 01:46 AM
:con: Isn't this in the wrong forum? :D

-GAT-Mavrick
26th Dec 2001, 01:58 AM
NO!!!!!!!!!!! hehe

BrownCow
26th Dec 2001, 09:26 AM
NOW this is the greatest thread ever.. It needed my presence.

I saw lord of the rings again!! :P

Camel_Toe(l)
26th Dec 2001, 09:54 AM
Ahh my presense is added to the thread.

Hey Mav, I need to be a beta tester! I got a storm brewing in my pants and I need to release its fury!!!

A normal toilet just won't do...

BrownCow
26th Dec 2001, 10:05 AM
Friends don't let friends eat corn...


http://www.swarming.net/infiltration/poop.jpg


I actually found that in a stall. Where I work we share a bathroom and that was in there last week friday. It couldn't go undocumented so i took several pictures. All super high res with a nice digital camera... mmmm... corn.....

St0rmcaller
26th Dec 2001, 12:24 PM
I've got to give you all a lot more credit.

You people are alot more ****ing whacked out of your gourds than I ever thought.

St0rmcaller
26th Dec 2001, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by BrownCow
It couldn't go undocumented so i took several pictures.

Who the **** told you that! You could have easily have let that bitch go undocumented! Augh!

-GAT-Mavrick
27th Dec 2001, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by Camel_Toe(l)
Ahh my presense is added to the thread.

Hey Mav, I need to be a beta tester! I got a storm brewing in my pants and I need to release its fury!!!

A normal toilet just won't do...

yay!!!!!

Dalkaveli
27th Dec 2001, 03:55 AM
Ahhhhh the corn phenomenon.

-=SDS=-Coop
28th Dec 2001, 05:54 PM
jesus christ that turd pic was sick... but it would look more realistic if it was rendered on the microtiolet. you get a 450fps turd dropping into the can and leaving a splash, sometimes they're compared to artwork it just looks so beautiful.

buy yours today!

oh and to clear up something, no the water is not brown in that pic i wasnt supposed to show everyone, its just that low light conditions + ****ty webcam = ****ty water... which is almost a play on words there... not quiet... anyway, buy a microtoilet, the latest in crapper technology... now with free sea pig butt*

*see mav for details

-GAT-Mavrick
28th Dec 2001, 05:56 PM
lmfao!

Meat Sac
28th Dec 2001, 06:11 PM
damn you BC for posting that pic! I was gonna eat until I saw that.

RAZZ
28th Dec 2001, 06:14 PM
youve got a weak stomach my friend
I feel like havin meatloaf tonight :)

FiringAimlessly
28th Dec 2001, 06:42 PM
Meatloaf with bits of corn in it.

Served on white china.

With gravy.

Meat Sac
28th Dec 2001, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by RAZZ
youve got a weak stomach my friend
I feel like havin meatloaf tonight :)

My stomach seems strong enough for your momma's breakfast :D :D :D :p

Puppeteer (Ghepetto)
28th Dec 2001, 08:46 PM
=0o !!! on your face on your face on your face!!!! You go Meaty!!! w00t

Meat Sac
28th Dec 2001, 08:59 PM
It's been awhile since I heard any "did your momma jokes" Thought I'd take advantage of the opportunity. :D

FiringAimlessly
29th Dec 2001, 03:20 AM
I still don't get it.

Is that "breakfast" as in the one she ate the day before? :con:

Meat Sac
29th Dec 2001, 01:43 PM
I hate when I have to explain momma jokes but just for you here it is.


After spending all night tapping his momma she makes me breakfast the next morning.


Don't worry I am sure you will get laid soon enough and know what I am talking about :D

BrownCow
29th Dec 2001, 01:47 PM
Watch it!! I HAVE MORE POOP PICTURES!!!


I got top down view

left side view

right side view

and front view!!! didn't get bottom cuz i wasn't sticking my head in the toilet!

Puppeteer (Ghepetto)
29th Dec 2001, 03:28 PM
BC, go send your pictures to some poop fetish site, we don't want anymore here.

rgreene
29th Dec 2001, 05:37 PM
www.ratemypoo.com

SimFreak
30th Dec 2001, 02:48 PM
How much water does 450fps consume...I was thinking of buying one

Jamail
31st Dec 2001, 03:14 PM
rgreene beat me to it.

But here's the other:http://www.doodie.com/ doodie.com

Check out Monday's (the 31st). I think it's a rendering of the aforementioned product.