Toys for Tots. Massholes, beware!

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St0rmcaller

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Oh dear. Until today, I had basically been playing 2nd fiddle. Just doing all the little things our actual T4T coordinator could not do himself. However, due to mission demands, the coordinator had to be shifted to another Marine. This Marine has done T4T for the past 3 years. However, there is just one slight detail about him.

He is going on leave for the next two weeks!

So that leaves me to do all of Worcester County alone.

May God have mercy on my soul...
 

yurch

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LMFAO!
I knew it! I knew it!
I heard on the radio about marines doing toys-for-tots, and here is my exact quote:
"I bet storm is gonna get stuck doing that."
 

ThunderChunky

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You should try the unprecedented method of delivering the toys by rappelling down their chimneys, dropping a smoke grenade to cover your advance, and dropping the presents under the tree. :)

Congrats, I guess. Hope everthing runs smoothly. And while you're at it, I want a wine cooler. :)
 

ThunderChunky

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Her head seems disproportionately large and seemingly pasted on. Good lord. Someone put her in a burlap sack and chuck her into the river. :)
 

OICW

Reason & Logic > Religion
I can picture Stormcaller with the kids.

"Hello children, I'm a Marine"

Kids-"He's got no hair! Ahhhh!"

Storm- "Relax kids! Here's a...damn where did I put the toys?"

Kid- "Marines suck! Rangers lead the way!"

Storm- "You just screwed with the wrong Marine pal"

Cue Storm choking the little brat when his parents come in.