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Tetris L
24th Nov 2001, 02:06 AM
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH
1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3. You can legally kill yourself / legally be killed
4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is
your capital.....
6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national
tradition.
7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still
you've never seen your neighbours.
9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame
the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING BELGIAN
1. You get to speak three languages, but none of them intelligibly.
2. If other countries want to fight a war, they will do it in your
country.
3. You can brew drinks out of fruit, and still call it beer.
4. You are either
o like the Dutch, just less efficient
o like the French, just less romantic
o like the Germans
5. Decent fries. Real mayonnaise. Great chocolate. The best beer.
6. No one knows anything about you, except for the Dutch and French and
they make fun of you.
7. More scandals in a week than any other country in a decade.
8. You can drive like a maniac on the road and nobody cares
9. All your famous countrymen are either imaginary, or sex-offenders
10. Face it. It's not really a country, is it?

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
2. Experience the joy of winning the World Cup for the first time
3. You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs.
4. If there's a war you can surrender really early.
5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on
Channel
6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
8. Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating
your sense of national pride.
9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just **** in the street.
10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN
1. You can have a woman president without electing her.
2. You can spell color wrong and get away with it.
3. You can call Budweiser beer.
4. You can be a crook and still be president.
5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
7. You get to be really obese.
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made
and nobody seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN
1. You get to pay the highest taxes in the world.
2. You can kill baby seals and eat Rudolf the Reindeer.
3. You live in total freezing darkness half the year and
pay a fortune for a beer.
4. You can get capital punishment for smoking dope.
5. You can go skiing in your knickers.
6. You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football.
7. You have to be a woman to get anywhere.
8. You don't need to worry about land prices rocketing - its fairly
spacious.
9. When abroad you can impress people you meet with stories
about killing
polar bears and shagging penguins - and they believe you.
10. You can actually get bored with blondes.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear.
10. Beats being Welsh.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SCOTTISH
1. You ain't English!
2. You ain't English!
3. You ain't English!
4. You ain't English!
5. You ain't English!
6. You ain't English!
7. You ain't English!
8. You ain't English!
9. You ain't English!
10. You ain't English!

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN
1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.
2. Unembarrassed to wear fur.
3. No need to worry about tax returns.
4. Glorious military history prior to 400BC.
5. Can wear sunglasses inside.
6. Political stability.
7. Flexible working hours.
8. Live near the Pope.
9. Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.
10. Country run by Sicilian murderers.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH
1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.
2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits, etc.
4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.
6. Honesty.
7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight
clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.
8. You get to eat bull's testicles.
9. Gibraltar.
10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Ok, give them a second chance..
1. Oktoberfest.
2. Okotberfest-beer.
3. Audi.
4. BMW.
5. Mercedes.
6. VW.
7. On a highway you can travel at a speed that would bring
you to jail in any other country of the world.
8. You do not have to learn German as a foreign language.
9. You think Sauerkraut is delicious.
10. Contrary to common belief laughing is not forbidden by
law (yet).

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING INDIAN
1. Chicken Madras.
2. Lamb Passanda.
3. Onion Bhaji.
4. Bombay Potato.
5. Chicken Tikka Masala.
6. Rogan Josh.
7. Popadoms.
8. Chicken Dopiaza.
9. Kingfisher lager.
10. Aggravate everyone else by shaking your head when talking.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH
1. You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH
1. Guinness.
2. 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.
4. Pubs never close.
5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in second
Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex
with a condom on.
6. No one can ever remember the night before.
7. Kill people you don't agree with.
8. Stew.
9. More Guinness.
10. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3
in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its
capital to the ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
5. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her
popularity ratings will rise.
6. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its
capital to the ground.
7. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your
house in their skins.
8. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
9. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its
capital to the ground.
10. It's perfectly normal to beat people up in pubs.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN
1. Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering bar steward
that no civilized nation on earth wanted.
2. Fosters Lager.
3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for
40,000 years
because you think it belongs to you.
4. Cricket captain not afraid to cry live on TV.
5. Tact and sensitivity.
6. Bondi Beach.
7. Other beaches.
8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals.
9. Drinking cold lager on the beach.
10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager
on the beach.

qazix
24th Nov 2001, 02:12 AM
Nice. :D

Karsehole
24th Nov 2001, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by Tetris L
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING DUTCH
1. You can get arrested for growing plants, but not for smoking them.
2. You can make jokes about the Belgians and still drink their beer.
3. You can legally kill yourself / legally be killed
4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.
5. You think you are a world power, but everyone else thinks Copenhagen is
your capital.....
6. You get to insult people and defend yourself by saying it's a national
tradition.
7. You can put your finger in a dyke and it will save your country
8. You live in the most densely populated country in Europe, and still
you've never seen your neighbours.
9. If the economy is bad, blame the Germans. If a war is started, blame
the Germans. If you lose your keys, blame the Germans.
10. Bikes are public property. Locks are a challenge.



We rock!

Hunter
24th Nov 2001, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by Tetris L
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear.
10. Beats being Welsh.




we rule

SU3000
24th Nov 2001, 06:50 AM
Originally posted by Tetris L
[B]
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN
1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its
capital to the ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
5. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her
popularity ratings will rise.
6. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its
capital to the ground.
7. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your
house in their skins.
8. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
9. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its
capital to the ground.
10. It's perfectly normal to beat people up in pubs.

Numbers 2, 6 and 9 - when was this historical feat accomplished?

mobace
24th Nov 2001, 07:17 AM
wot about luxemburg-ians? i want to know about the people i will someday rule... :)

Stillborn
24th Nov 2001, 08:12 AM
Originally posted by Tetris L
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING NORWEGIAN

6. You get to hate the Swedes and beat the Brazilians in football.



You know why they hate us right? Cause we are better! Batter and more beautiful in every way :D

mobace
24th Nov 2001, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]Stillborn


You know why they hate us right? Cause we are better! Batter and more beautiful in every way :D

yes you show how much 'batter' in your spelling even ;)

mr. mister
24th Nov 2001, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]Stillborn


You know why they hate us right? Cause we are better! Batter and more beautiful in every way :D


And we have Göran Persson!

oops, sorry, thats more of a downside.





And wheres Sweden in that list? The country the americans always seem to make jokes about!

_Zd_3s_
24th Nov 2001, 08:29 AM
Originally posted by mr. mister
And we have Göran Persson!

oops, sorry, thats more of a downside.

Göran Persson is evil!!! :eek: (http://home1.swipnet.se/~w-13519/ubbe/alex.htm)

tool
24th Nov 2001, 08:55 AM
Originally posted by SU3000

Numbers 2, 6 and 9 - when was this historical feat accomplished?

that late 1700's I believe. dont remember, but we got into some war or what ever with Canada. The United States basically was being foolish and tried to take Canada over. Canada got pissed off and did some stuff back. Its not widely talked about in the History books in American schools :lol:

Uri19
24th Nov 2001, 09:12 AM
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ISRAELI:
1. Your country gets to be on the entire western world's news once a month or so
2. You can't tell whether you're European, Asian, Middle-Eastern, or African
3. Forced Conscription
4. People hate you as tourists and yet come as tourists to your country
5. You get to rule a smaller autonomic country
6. Direct voting (ie no electors)
7. You can be an American wannabe
8. Your country never lost a war
9. You get to fistfights over political opinions twice a week
10. Living in the 'Holy Land'

Swedix
24th Nov 2001, 09:17 AM
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SWEDISH


The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
Absolut Vodka


Beat that! :o

Uri told me I was spelling 'Absolut Vodka' wrong. I guess he has seen the bottle more than me ;)

Uri19
24th Nov 2001, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by Swedix|BuF
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SWEDISH


The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
The chicks
Absolute Vodka


Beat that! :o
what if you're a swedish WOMAN?
isn't that Vodka label called Absolut?

mobace
24th Nov 2001, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by Uri19

what if you're a swedish WOMAN?
isn't that Vodka label called Absolut?

so what if your a woman

Stillborn
24th Nov 2001, 09:31 AM
Sweden rules ;) Chix are hot the men are not... (I'm part of the exception :D)

SimplyCosmic
24th Nov 2001, 09:37 AM
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN
1. You can have a woman president without electing her.
2. You can spell color wrong and get away with it.
3. You can call Budweiser beer.
4. You can be a crook and still be president.
5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
7. You get to be really obese.
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made
and nobody seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.

You forgot number 11: The ability to be stereotyped as an 'American' despite having a country with some of the most diverse ethnic, religious, ideological, race, dialect and locational groups in the world.

:rolleyes:

Uri19
24th Nov 2001, 09:38 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]MoBAcE|BuF


so what if your a woman
So reasons 1-9 usually ( <--watch the political correctness) don't apply, making it top 1 reason to be swedish

_Zd_3s_
24th Nov 2001, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by SimplyCosmic
You forgot number 11: The ability to be stereotyped as an 'American' despite having a country with some of the most diverse ethnic, religious, ideological, race, dialect and locational groups in the world.

:rolleyes:
Quit the grumpy attitude, SC. :) Why is it that I think it's funny when I read this list where I am being characterized as a weed smoking, German hating, arrogant and asocial being and you feel insulted and start bitching about prejudices?

We both know these lists were made in good fun and in a way to ridicule the prejudices about countries. We both realise -especially because this is an international board- that these prejudices are of course utter bull**** and that the world is a lot more complicated than this. No need to :rolleyes: it. :p :)

mobace
24th Nov 2001, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by SimplyCosmic


You forgot number 11: The ability to be stereotyped as an 'American' despite having a country with some of the most diverse ethnic, religious, ideological, race, dialect and locational groups in the world.

:rolleyes:

amen

Twisted Metal
24th Nov 2001, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by SimplyCosmic


You forgot number 11: The ability to be stereotyped as an 'American' despite having a country with some of the most diverse ethnic, religious, ideological, race, dialect and locational groups in the world.

:rolleyes:

Not to mention 12 - we are a melting pot! Hell yeah. Just pour them immigrants in.

And 13 - The land of opportunity!

And 14 - First country to get MGS2

NeoNite
24th Nov 2001, 11:05 AM
Gee, where'd you get all that information Tetris-L :)?

_Zd_Phoenix_
24th Nov 2001, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Tetris L
TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH
10. Beats being Welsh.


amen :)

and 11.You know most of Europe dislikes you, and don't care ;)

Swedix
24th Nov 2001, 11:56 AM
Originally posted by Uri19

what if you're a swedish WOMAN?


So what??


isn't that Vodka label called Absolut?

True, it should be the Swedish spelling. I will correct it.

SimplyCosmic
24th Nov 2001, 11:56 AM
Why is it that I think it's funny when I read this list where I am being characterized as a weed smoking, German hating, arrogant and asocial being and you feel insulted and start bitching about prejudices?

Probably because of all the references to we Americans as being the "dumb, violent crook who can't spell colour right" despite the simple fact that this country is founded on the most diverse population in the world, made up of people so different that were they put in a room, you'd never believe that they all lived in the same country.

Threads poking fun at other countries based on dumb stereotypes are never taken very well, so I don't understand why people act surprised when someone gets annoyed with the same tired, baseless jokes.

SU3000
24th Nov 2001, 12:17 PM
No need to go all defensive SC, it's a fact you can't spell colour right, and it's also a fact no-one cares.

Threads poking fun at other countries based on dumb stereotypes can be reliefing and fun, if read correctly. No need to be politically correct all the time.

NeoNite
24th Nov 2001, 12:19 PM
Probably because of all the references to we Americans as being the "dumb, violent crook who can't spell colour right

Isn't that "Us" americans? :D

RaptoR
24th Nov 2001, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by _Zd_3s_

Göran Persson is evil!!! :eek: (http://home1.swipnet.se/~w-13519/ubbe/alex.htm)

_Zd_3s_
24th Nov 2001, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by SimplyCosmic
Why is it that I think it's funny when I read this list where I am being characterized as a weed smoking, German hating, arrogant and asocial being and you feel insulted and start bitching about prejudices?

Probably because of all the references to we Americans as being the "dumb, violent crook who can't spell colour right" despite the simple fact that this country is founded on the most diverse population in the world, made up of people so different that were they put in a room, you'd never believe that they all lived in the same country.
That still didn't answer my question. As you probably would have guessed I don't smoke weed, I don't hate Germans, I am not arrogant (am I? ;)) and I'm not asocial either (well not really :p). Still I think it's funny when people post a list that says I am all that. Like Slachter said, there's no need to be politically correct all the time you know. :) Don't take stuff so seriously all the time; before you know it you'll have turned into a grumpy old grandpa, always bitching about moral and ethical values. :p

(Please don't take that last remark seriously. ;) :p)

mobace
24th Nov 2001, 12:46 PM
i lubz dis guy (well maybe not *lubz*)

[PPP]Redman
24th Nov 2001, 01:20 PM
Resons it's good to be Belgian:

-Our soccer team qualified for the World Cup, Holland didn't.
-We can grow weed AND smoke it legally.
-Maastricht isn't that far away :D
-We have decent rock bands, other European countries (except the UK) don't.

Swedix
24th Nov 2001, 01:35 PM
Hey, stop make fun of our prime minister!! ;)

mobace
24th Nov 2001, 01:47 PM
it would be fun to be able to insert your own pic into that thing

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
24th Nov 2001, 02:03 PM
Originally posted by _Zd_3s_

Quit the grumpy attitude, SC. :) Why is it that I think it's funny when I read this list where I am being characterized as a weed smoking, German hating, arrogant and asocial being and you feel insulted and start bitching about prejudices?

We both know these lists were made in good fun and in a way to ridicule the prejudices about countries. We both realise -especially because this is an international board- that these prejudices are of course utter bull**** and that the world is a lot more complicated than this. No need to :rolleyes: it. :p :)

I think we ought to start up a paypal thing to get SC laid.

Maybe then he'll chill out a bit :D

Stillborn
24th Nov 2001, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by [PPP]Redman
-Our soccer team qualified for the World Cup, Holland didn't.
-We have decent rock bands, other European countries (except the UK) don't.

Qualify? Hell yes! Sweden did that.

Rock bands? Sweden is famous for it's music. Backyard babies, The Ark, Fireside, Millencolin, Cardigans aso...

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
24th Nov 2001, 03:08 PM
Sorry guys, but whenever I think of Sweden I think of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and the opening credits.............




Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?


See the løveli lakes


The wøndërful telephøne system


And mäni interesting furry animals


The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and
any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely
accidental and unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON



Including the majestik møøse



A Møøse once bit my sister...



No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end
of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...



We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.








Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...




We apologise again for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible for sacking
the people who have just been sacked,
have been sacked.




Production Manager JULIAN DOYLE
Assistant Director GERRY HARRISON
Special Effects JOHN HORTON
Choreography LEO KHARIBIAN
Fight Director & Period Consultant JOHN WALLER
Make Up Artists PEARL RASHBASS, PAM LUKE
Special Effects Photography JULIAN DOYLE
Animation Assistance LUCINDA COWELL, KATE HEPBURN
Møøse Trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA













Lighting Cameraman TERRY BEDFORD
Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL















Designer ROY SMITH
Møøse choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and
sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG












Editor JOHN HACKNEY
Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side
of the screen in the third scene from the
end, given a thorough grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER









The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.

The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at great
expense and at the last minute.

Syri
24th Nov 2001, 07:50 PM
ROFL!! damn funny stuff!
SC: pleease! go get a humour transplant! the post takes the piss out of everyone you know, the americans aren't alone! do you honsetly think that i walk around babling on about the rules of cricket (which i incidently don't understand) wearing union jack underpants, and such? you really think i only bathe and change underwear once a week? Course not!
but am i complaining? no! i'm laughing!!

SimplyCosmic
24th Nov 2001, 07:58 PM
You're going to have to forgive us, our country is still under attack by people who want to kill us because of one stereotype or another.

Maybe if you didn't have friends on the ground in Afghanistan trying to make sure that 9/11 doesn't happen again, or friends who've been evacuated from government buildings at least once a week due to bomb threats, anthrax scares or general bad juju.

We've been under threat by those who tell us that because we're American, we're immoral people who deserve these things.

So lay off of us for a change.

Assymilator
24th Nov 2001, 08:18 PM
10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.

--
besides Bush, we do kinda rule ass

oh, and c'mon! I'm half German! Don't give us G's a hard time!
Wir sind König!

Wolf Blackstar
24th Nov 2001, 08:25 PM
I agree with ya there SC, but it doesn't bother me too much - after all, when you are the superpower, you're always gonna take a little Flak from the kids in the peanut gallery every now and then :D

]LoL[Wolfram
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<*)_><
25th Nov 2001, 03:03 AM
I could start to quote all the funny stuff but it would take too long :lol:


4. You're exactly like the Germans, except that nobody hates you.

just replace this with 4. Pepernoten

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
25th Nov 2001, 03:33 AM
I can't beleive no one has started to make fun of the King of Sweden yet, King Knugen I:D ;) He is the smartest of the swedish men, thats why the made him king:D

And the reson us norwegians hate the swedes is that there was a mixup sometime in the history of mankind when the hottest women were sent to sweden and the hottest men sent to norway when it is clear they all should have been shipped of to hawaii. :D


/me feels sorry for the swedish women:(

<*)_><
25th Nov 2001, 03:35 AM
Are you really a pr0n star?

Swedix
25th Nov 2001, 03:39 AM
Originally posted by <*)_><
Are you really a pr0n star?
Na, he's only a wannabe ;)

<*)_><
25th Nov 2001, 03:41 AM
wannabe supplier or a supplier that wants to be a star?

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
25th Nov 2001, 04:23 AM
Originally posted by <*)_><
wannabe supplier or a supplier that wants to be a star?

Didn't you see the ;) in Swedix post? That means she was joking coz she knows better than most that I truly am a pr0nstar:D

Stillborn
25th Nov 2001, 04:53 AM
A Norwegian seal killing wannabe pr0n star that makes fun of the Swedish king! Dammit Porny that's crossing a line! The king may not be the smartest guy but he is still our king and he would've been yours too if we wouldn't given up on Norway in 1905! (Sweden came to the conclusion that the Norwegians was just inbred wannabees ;)) And speaking of the royal family... What about the two princesses then? Thosa are some hot, hot babes :)

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
25th Nov 2001, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by SimplyCosmic
You're going to have to forgive us, our country is still under attack by people who want to kill us because of one stereotype or another.

Maybe if you didn't have friends on the ground in Afghanistan trying to make sure that 9/11 doesn't happen again, or friends who've been evacuated from government buildings at least once a week due to bomb threats, anthrax scares or general bad juju.

We've been under threat by those who tell us that because we're American, we're immoral people who deserve these things.

So lay off of us for a change.

um...your not the only ones who have to deal with bomb threats etc.
We've been dealing with it for years, you only just now realise what its like (IRA anyone?).
I also have friends in the forces who are currently in Afghanistan, as well as some of the other hotspots throughout the world, but you don't hear me doing the whole martyr thing do you?
They're doing there job to make a world a safer place.
And whats with the "us", so far you're the only one who has been complaining.

Stop taking everything so personal.

Myrmidion
25th Nov 2001, 06:11 AM
That's true, we've had Canary Wharf decimated by the IRA, we've also had the Docklands blown to bits (if they're the same thing, then pfft :))

SC: My mum has been evacuated from Government buildings due to bomb threats :)

There's been threats over here of water poisoning, several people have been killed by letter bombs (they were sending out pamphlets warning of this -the police, that is). We've been on the recieving end of a well-organised terrorist force for aaages, and it's only now that we're beginning to reach a settlement.

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
25th Nov 2001, 06:14 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]Stillborn
A Norwegian seal killing wannabe pr0n star that makes fun of the Swedish king! Dammit Porny that's crossing a line! The king may not be the smartest guy but he is still our king and he would've been yours too if we wouldn't given up on Norway in 1905! (Sweden came to the conclusion that the Norwegians was just inbred wannabees ;)) And speaking of the royal family... What about the two princesses then? Thosa are some hot, hot babes :)

O yes Stllborn, the princesses are hot babes indeed, but as you might have seen on RSUs new secret f0 they as wll as all swedish women belong to me :D


/me spins off to kill some more baby seals;)

Stillborn
25th Nov 2001, 06:55 AM
All Swedish women belong to you? Damn! Guess I'll have to settle with all the Asians then :D

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
25th Nov 2001, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]Stillborn
All Swedish women belong to you? Damn! Guess I'll have to settle with all the Asians then :D

Well you better hurry over to the RSU f0 and claim whats left of Asia then;)

Swedix
25th Nov 2001, 07:30 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]Porn_Star|BuF

..... all swedish women belong to me :D


/me spins off to kill some more baby seals;)

Ha, I know exactly what women you need . :D

Sam_The_Man
26th Nov 2001, 07:43 AM
um...your not the only ones who have to deal with bomb threats etc.
We've been dealing with it for years, you only just now realise what its like (IRA anyone?).
I also have friends in the forces who are currently in Afghanistan, as well as some of the other hotspots throughout the world, but you don't hear me doing the whole martyr thing do you?
They're doing there job to make a world a safer place.
And whats with the "us", so far you're the only one who has been complaining.

Stop taking everything so personal.

:stupid:

SC, lighten up. Stop acting like America's the first country to ever be under threat. Or should we start adding a number 12 to the list: you won't be able to see this list as a joke?

Syri
26th Nov 2001, 07:51 AM
Sam: that's the best reply i've seen yet to SC. nice 1

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
26th Nov 2001, 08:07 AM
Anyway lets get back to more important topics.


Swedish woman :D

Syri
26th Nov 2001, 08:09 AM
can i have that swedix chick? ;)

The_Inflictor
26th Nov 2001, 08:35 AM
I'm glad I'm not Welsh or European ;)

Stillborn
26th Nov 2001, 08:36 AM
I better tell you guys a thing or two about being a Swedish male... It's hard! All these beautiful girls and so little time... We can't please them all but we do try ;)

Swedix
26th Nov 2001, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]Stillborn
I better tell you guys a thing or two about being a Swedish male... It's hard! All these beautiful girls and so little time... We can't please them all but we do try ;)
So, how do you think you have time to browse this forum.
Log out and get back to you duty, man.

The_Inflictor
26th Nov 2001, 08:55 AM
The Swedish blokes should be grateful that its too expensive to visit Sweden.

iolair
26th Nov 2001, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by SimplyCosmic
You forgot number 11: The ability to be stereotyped as an 'American' despite having a country with some of the most diverse ethnic, religious, ideological, race, dialect and locational groups in the world.

:rolleyes: see typical american ... always claiming to have the 'most' of something.

Sorry, but India beats you by a mile on religious, ethnic and linguistic variety....

However, there's no argument that the USA does have more pollution than anyone else :D

Stillborn
26th Nov 2001, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by The_Inflictor
The Swedish blokes should be grateful that its too expensive to visit Sweden.

And you think it's expensive by accident?:D Conspiracy my friend, conspiracy ;)

We got Da Powa!!!:p

Swedix>>> Sir yes Sir!!!

[DTK]~*2FazE*~
26th Nov 2001, 09:24 AM
u gave the friggin canadians to much pride CANADA SUKS AZZ

The_Inflictor
26th Nov 2001, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]Stillborn


And you think it's expensive by accident?:D Conspiracy my friend, conspiracy ;)

We got Da Powa!!!:p

Swedix>>> Sir yes Sir!!!

Respect to teh Swedish government. I would petition Our Tony to do the same, but half the women here are munters.

Syri
26th Nov 2001, 09:27 AM
let's try to arange a foreign exchange scheme... we'll take some of those hot swedish women, so you swedes can have some um, less perfect brit women! :D

[DTK]~*2FazE*~
26th Nov 2001, 09:32 AM
CANADA AND USA are goin to have a war its called, BEING human USA will win coz CANADA is a bunch of ALIEN anal freeks

Syri
26th Nov 2001, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by [DTK]~*2FazE*~
CANADA AND USA are goin to have a war its called, BEING human USA will win coz CANADA is a bunch of ALIEN anal freeks
STFU

Stillborn
26th Nov 2001, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]D-Stroya
let's try to arange a foreign exchange scheme... we'll take some of those hot swedish women, so you swedes can have some um, less perfect brit women! :D

He he he... I... don't... think... so..! :D Try exchanging with the Norwegians... 2 for the price of 1 maybe ;)

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
26th Nov 2001, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]Stillborn


He he he... I... don't... think... so..! :D Try exchanging with the Norwegians... 2 for the price of 1 maybe ;)

Too late, I have made a deal with King..eh..Knugen;) to exchange all swedish chicks for a brand new monkeybrain:D

Stillborn
26th Nov 2001, 10:55 AM
Well I talked to your mother and she says you have a curfew (something about hot carling sheep?!?) so she has talked to the Swedish "knugen" and they decided that all bets and deals are off!

phil
26th Nov 2001, 10:58 AM
USA

#11 If you dont like the govenrment you can just leave and never come back isntead of trying to make a change in it.
#12 If you dont want to fight in a war that you dont suport you are a "coward and a hypocrite"

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
26th Nov 2001, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by phil
USA

#11 If you dont like the govenrment you can just leave and never come back isntead of trying to make a change in it.
#12 If you dont want to fight in a war that you dont suport you are a "coward and a hypocrite"

wristwatch

The coward and hypocrite remark was due to your disparaging of ALL the men and woman who have ever fought for what they believe in whilst you quite happily reap the benefits of their sacrafice.
Do you honestly think that people are happy to go away and risk death/disablement/etc?
No one wants that, but they are willing to put their lives on the line to protect their way of life and to try to create a safer place for their familys and friends.
You just keep yourself removed from it whilst continually b1tching/whining about it from behind your safe, anonymous pc.
This thread was good fun and had no need of your purile, naive and completely useless and bitter point of view.
Now just do everyone a favour and naturally select yourself.

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
26th Nov 2001, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]Stillborn
Well I talked to your mother and she says you have a curfew (something about hot carling sheep?!?) so she has talked to the Swedish "knugen" and they decided that all bets and deals are off!

Mummy mummy, the bad swedish man is temting me with nekkid sheep again!:D

Syri
26th Nov 2001, 11:32 AM
funny thing pron_star... i've never seen a clothed sheep
well, unless you count the one in Ari's sig...

[RSU]Porn_Star|BuF
26th Nov 2001, 11:35 AM
Originally posted by [RSU]D-Stroya
funny thing pron_star... i've never seen a clothed sheep
well, unless you count the one in Ari's sig...

:con: When you SHAVE a sheep it is nekkid :D, don't you have sheep in Nottinham?

The_Inflictor
26th Nov 2001, 11:52 AM
Nah, they have pansies dressed in green tights in Nottingham :D

The are spared for the people from Derby

phil
26th Nov 2001, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by PsychoMoggieBagpuss|BuF
This thread was good fun and had no need of your purile, naive and completely useless and bitter point of view.
Now just do everyone a favour and naturally select yourself.

Look who is calling who a ****. you throw insults at me say my opinion dosnt count and say I'm ruined the thread.

get a life man. honestly.

D66
26th Nov 2001, 12:22 PM
I do believe that You are the person that carried the arguments from another thread into this one and turned the fun ha-ha spirit of this thread into another battleground.

phil
26th Nov 2001, 12:24 PM
nope my post was fun haha.