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UDTSNAKE
21st Nov 2001, 10:06 PM
"The Marine Infantryman"



As Seen By Himself:
A Stout, Handsome, Highly-Trained Professional Killer and Female Idol, who wears a star sapphire ring, carries a finely honed K-Bar, is covered with a crisp cammie cover and is always on time due to the reliability of his Seiko Diver's Watch.

As Seen By His Wife:
A stinking, gross, foul mouthed bum, who arrives home every 6 months or so with a seabag full of filthy utilities, a huge ugly watch, an oversized knife, a filthy hat, and a hard-on.

As Seen By Headquarters:
A drunken Brawling, HMMWV stealing, women corrupting liar, with a star sapphire ring, Seiko watch, unauthorized K-Bar, and a ****ed up cover.

As Seen By His Commanding Officer:
A fine specemin of a drunken Brawling, HMMWV stealing, women corrupting bull****ter, with a star sapphire ring, fantastically accurate Seiko watch, finely honed razor sharp K-Bar, and a salty cammie cover.

As Seen By Headquarters Marine Corps:
An over paid, over-rated, tax burden, who is however, indespensible since he will volunteer to go anywhere, at any time, and kill whoever he is told to, as long as he can, drink, brawl, steal HMMWV's, corrupt women, kick cats, lie, sing dirty songs, wear filthy cammies, big Sapphire rings, over-sized knives, Seiko watches and really ****ed up covers.

FiringAimlessly
21st Nov 2001, 11:56 PM
:lol:

Where's Vrrc when you need him!?

DarkBls
22nd Nov 2001, 01:21 AM
Agagag :D

Gholam
22nd Nov 2001, 02:19 AM
LOL, that's a good one :lol:

Mad_Dog
22nd Nov 2001, 02:20 AM
Ag? :confused: :con: what means this, mr bls?

FiringAimlessly
22nd Nov 2001, 03:13 AM
Originally posted by Mad_Dog
Ag? :confused: :con: what means this, mr bls?
- reminds me of the onomatopoeia in Jerkcity (http://www.jerkcity.com/)...

ElectricSheep
22nd Nov 2001, 12:04 PM
Either that or its the sound that Popeye makes when he laughs....::shudder::

G-Fresh
22nd Nov 2001, 12:59 PM
Al saves yaz Olive


very funny btw :D

BlAcK_PlAgUe22
22nd Nov 2001, 02:54 PM
I think he was laughing but hit G instead of H :con:

DarkBls
22nd Nov 2001, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by BlAcK_PlAgUe22
I think he was laughing but hit G instead of H :con:

Right. But 4 posts just on this topic ? You surprised me all the times guys !

St0rmcaller
22nd Nov 2001, 04:31 PM
I don't stink! Honest! I smell purty! :D

WTF is up with the sapphire ring?

UDTSNAKE
23rd Nov 2001, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by St0rmcaller
I don't stink! Honest! I smell purty! :D

WTF is up with the sapphire ring?

You know that huge ring that some lifers wear.

Kibbles-N-Bits
23rd Nov 2001, 01:05 AM
And it has to be a real star-sapphire. My dad had one, really nice square cut. Pretty rare too. Had it in an empty altoids case on his truck's dash... while on a jobsite down in Boston, MA, some ******* kid stole the case thinking he was just taking some candy. Rings gone and that damn kid prolly thinks it was trash and tossed it. :(

Keganator
23rd Nov 2001, 01:28 AM
f*ck, that sucks.

:lol: That stuff is pretty funny, tho.

ice_viking
23rd Nov 2001, 06:55 PM
Very good UDTSNAKE ... I'm still laughting. Good description of the MARINE GRUNT

:p