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17th Nov 2001, 04:51 AM
how much? HOW DAMN MUCH

17th Nov 2001, 04:53 AM
i'm fuking taking names too. if you vote 4, i'll come to your house at night and steal your spoons.

17th Nov 2001, 07:37 AM
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

17th Nov 2001, 07:52 AM
I can play that damn annoying song on the piano. I don't, but I used to :)

My point being, there are more lyrics which go on to discuss the finer points of woodchuck chucking (assuming the woodchuck has wood to chuck in the first place). Hmmm, must be around here somewhere.....

17th Nov 2001, 08:00 AM
Originally posted by Cactus
i'm fuking taking names too. if you vote 4, i'll come to your house at night and steal your spoons.

There is no spoon...

Besides, a woodchuck can't chuck wood so the question is pointless. :p

17th Nov 2001, 10:21 AM
A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

17th Nov 2001, 10:34 AM
voted, nuff said!

17th Nov 2001, 11:38 AM
A hell of a lot of wood.

Cat Fuzz
17th Nov 2001, 12:26 PM
Does a woodchuck even have opposable thumbs? If it doesn't, how could it pick up the wood to chuck it? Where does he chuck it to? How far does it get chucked? Does he chuck a pile of wood over to the other pile and then chuck it back again?

17th Nov 2001, 04:32 PM
Can he chuck mornin wood???:p

17th Nov 2001, 04:37 PM
Wood anyone give a chuck if it could? (sorry. i just couldnt resist...i'll get me coat :hmm: )

18th Nov 2001, 06:40 AM
i don't like the poll results, i'm warning you people! =P

18th Nov 2001, 06:55 AM
you goddamn dumbass' :lol:

18th Nov 2001, 09:38 PM
Would it not depend on how broke the woodchuck was?

19th Nov 2001, 12:02 AM
Same question posed to Mr. Data:

Given the average life expectancy of a woodchuck, and its average “active” time for a given day, I’d say 428 metric tons, Captain.

You’re amazing, Mr. Data.

That’s what she said, Captain!

19th Nov 2001, 12:29 AM
if the woodchuck worked in forestry I'd have to say "quite alot"
....but I don't know that for sure so I'll just guard my spoons for the next few days...