If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

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Frostblood

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I wouldnt want to eat all of me, because then i'd die, but i might eat a small portion, assuming I had a mouth. Or the bun, but that would leave me very cold and i might have to eat myself for heat.
 

Balton

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well, I would invite all my hotdog friends. and then i would eat them all! so i can keep me in a good shape...
 

Balton

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Originally posted by Frostblood
But what if you were eating yourself, and you came to the last bite? What would you do?
commit suicide before I have to decide :D
 

JTRipper

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I think a lot of important details are being omitted. Like - am I a cheese dog? Red-hot? Foot long? Beef/pork/turkey? What's the meat/byproduct ratio? A prediction of my behaviour as a hot dog is hard without knowing some fundamental things about said hot dog.
 

Rukee

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They make the footlongs....but I can`t find any buns around here to fit.... :(
 
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