a thing that iritates me

[Hourences]

this forums shows **** where you type a word like fu©k

****ing **** ****

words are banned, whats the point of that ? we use then in real live all the time, then why cant we use them here ? i see no harm in saying these words, if i want to say **** i need to be able doing that imo

[QUALTHWAR]

Hey. **** YOU!

[Nebel]

Well ain't that some ****.

[DigitalW]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Hourences
[B]When I shave my nuts and it starts to grow back!!!!!

It itches like he11!!!!!!!!


very irritating.....




:rolleyes:

[@kuma]

-1 for humor

OT should get a 'warning content may offend' like the BUF OT and the f.ucking nannylock needs to go, we dont need to tread on eggshells for fear of offending the moral guardians of the high-ground @ GSI and moderate doses of profanity is healthy for kids.

[DigitalW]

Take that @kuma!!!!!

[Deathwing]

The Nanny lock was on for quite some time at NC, and we lived with it. We can do the same here. Is it really the end of the world that we can't say ****? There will be moderate doses of profanity with all the periods and stuff put in the words.

[Rukee]

What really iritates me is when someone drives the speed limmit!!
I mean come-on plz! Everyone knows you can drive 5mph over the speed limmit without any remote chance of getting pulled over!!
Gas pedal`s on the right plz!! Let`s try to use it!!

[Rukee]

I need more coffee!! :p

[@kuma]

Insomnia irritates me

I've not had a decent night's sleep for years - sleeping from 8am to 12am is about as good as it gets

sucks to be meh

[Mister_Prophet]

What irritates me is when the peasant farmers form rebellions against my legions of darkness and make a half-assed attempt to assault my caslte of doom. Slaughtering them is not difficult, but the cleanup afterwards is extremely frustrating, especially when the charred flesh that gets in between the cracks in the bricks. Mostly they get so far stuck in there, my minions cannot get to them right away, and then the insects nest beside them, and then we have to hire the dark legion exterminator. That plus the cleanup crews alone take a big load out of the Prophet's cash reserves.

And the smell lasts for weeks. Irritating mortals.

[Rukee]

What you need is.... A Dog!!
He`d lick that sh!t right up!! ;)

[Frostblood]

It is a pointless thing, but it doesnt really do any harm.
:instagib:

[IntRed]

well it gives you the opportunity to be more creative with insults use @'s |'s and 0's :p

[lucifix]

WHEN I WANT TO SAY F$@k THEN GODDAMNIT I WILL SAY **** AND **** YOU FOR BLOCKING THIS ****!!!!! I'm a goddamn adult and these words have never hurt anyone. I mean what would YOu rather say @$$ or butt, really? Which looks more childish?

[lucifix]

and as far as the insults thing, well swearing is a part of my damn vocabulary. I'm lucky to say one ****ing line without it.....i DONT use it to offend people..........

[lucifix]

this is why i liked the nc forums to begin with, NO FUKING CENSORING.........when somthing is "mainstream" you have to watch what you say/do so you wont offend anyone...........WELL I SAY FUKEM ALL!!!!!!

[lucifix]

heres a thought UT is a MATURE game so the kiddies shouldnt be here in the first place..........its their goddamn parents fault if they are. we shouldnt have to ****ing watch out for them.........it would be like censoring the playboy site so the little kiddies wouldnt be offended, but they shouldnt be there in the first place......

[lucifix]

fuk it, the sandman awaits. so i will tkae up the fight against censorship another day.......

[IntRed]

basically its to prevent things like you just showed, insulting words in every sentence, there are children here, you can't avoid it, and we have a responsibilty towards them to act as a good example, even though recently that doesn't do much lately, but its always better then to put 'adult lingo' in the forums

[Ulukai]

Originally posted by TTRStryker8
basically its to prevent things like you just showed, insulting words in every sentence, there are children here, you can't avoid it, and we have a responsibilty towards them to act as a good example, even though recently that doesn't do much lately, but its always better then to put 'adult lingo' in the forums

If anyone is under 13 they shouldn't be here, and all the kids round where I live use more f*cks in one hour than I do in a day.

If I want to swear, it's because I feel the need to, not because I'm trying to be clever, so I'm not particularly enamoured with the nannylock either. I don't make the rules, tho, and I can live with it if deemed neccessary :)

[Evil_Cope]

Originally posted by Mister_Prophet
What irritates me is when the peasant farmers form rebellions against my legions of darkness and make a half-assed attempt to assault my caslte of doom. Slaughtering them is not difficult, but the cleanup afterwards is extremely frustrating, especially when the charred flesh that gets in between the cracks in the bricks. Mostly they get so far stuck in there, my minions cannot get to them right away, and then the insects nest beside them, and then we have to hire the dark legion exterminator. That plus the cleanup crews alone take a big load out of the Prophet's cash reserves.

And the smell lasts for weeks. Irritating mortals.
i feal your pain. really.

but thats what you get for setting up your Castle of Doom(tm) near peasents in the first place. go for the mountaintop fortress everytime man, or at least clean the area before you set up...:)

[Evil_Cope]

Originally posted by Ulukai


If anyone is under 13 they shouldn't be here, and all the kids round where I live use more f*cks in one hour than I do in a day.

If I want to swear, it's because I feel the need to, not because I'm trying to be clever, so I'm not particularly enamoured with the nannylock either. I don't make the rules, tho, and I can live with it if deemed neccessary :)

i wouldnt hold your breathe for them turning the nannylock off. what with all the profanities already masked in here in such a short time, but the buttmonkeys have only their nannyhumping necrophiliac selves to blame. its the whole, Dont Press the big red button thing...

[Evil_Cope]

you could just get all shakespearian on their analcavities though.

fear the cussmixing, crotchsuckers.

[@kuma]

SWEET JAYSUS WHY IS www.go@tse.cx BLOCKED??

I guess you really don't know what you've got till it's gone :(

[Hourences]

people say those words all the time in real live, then its just hypocrit to say, ''yes you may say it but just dont write it down''
and those children hear it all the time in real live, and they say it all the time too, then what are we hiding ?

[Zlal]

You are all inferior!
Mister_Phophet, how do you classafie yourself as a God? I want to be a god! Now I am inferior! Nooooo!:redeemer:

[Evil_Cope]

where does it say mister_prophet is a god? it says "lord of the imago"...
and doesnt your tittle already say shadowgod?

surely a "shadowgod" wouldnt be dumb enough to mix up two people...

do you want him proph or should i?

[Zlal]

Oh No! I'm shaking i my boots!
I should be asking you, the dark GOD!
I am even more inferoir

[Zlal]

True, but I am not a true God
I crave the power to blow up mortals:redeemer:

[Rukee]

Originally posted by Shadowlurker
True, but I am not a true God
I crave the power to blow up mortals:redeemer:
But you only blow up yourself???

[Evil_Cope]

Originally posted by Shadowlurker
True, but I am not a true God
I crave the power to blow up mortals:redeemer:
http://fusion.beyondunreal.com/forums/images/smilies/darkmagic-standoff.gif

[Zlal]

You see my point!
How did you do that? I want to blow people up!

[Zlal]

What is that anyway? It's not what I think it is - is it?:rl:

[Evil_Cope]

Originally posted by Shadowlurker
What is that anyway? It's not what I think it is - is it?:rl:
omniscience is not one of my qualities.

what do you think it it?

[Zlal]

All I can do is shoot at nothing and shoot myself! Wait a miunte!
:stick:
I can finally diish out damage!

[Zlal]

:Poop: :Pulse: And I can hunt puplic toilit abusers!
I thought it was ****

[Evil_Cope]

http://fusion.beyondunreal.com/forums/images/smilies/newbie.gif

[Zlal]

No! How!

[Zlal]

I'm gonna change back to shadowgod now - owned by Mr_Cope looks realy ameturish:)

[Evil_Cope]

aaah, luckily...

saved for posterity.

[Zlal]

Tell me all your secrets!

[Zlal]

Originally posted by mister_cope
aaah, luckily...

saved for posterity.

Caught me in the act I see!

[Balton]

Originally posted by Deathwing
The Nanny lock was on for quite some time at NC, and we lived with it. We can do the same here. Is it really the end of the world that we can't say ****? There will be moderate doses of profanity with all the periods and stuff put in the words.


ahh.... and i thought nanny lock was disabeled... thats a way to express... for ****s sake!

[Mister_Prophet]

the Prophet is amused by this display of trivial bantar, the Imago will conquer easily here.

[Zlal]

Ahhh
So the two Lords show battle!
Shadow or Phophet?
:y5: :hammer:

[Balton]

POKE HIM WITH THE POGO-STICK!

[Zlal]

I'll poke him to death I will!
God of cope and Lord of Phropacy - Prepare to meet your shadow!
:redflag: :sniper: HaHaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Zlal]

Help Me!

[lucifix]

Originally posted by TTRStryker8
basically its to prevent things like you just showed, insulting words in every sentence, there are children here, you can't avoid it, and we have a responsibilty towards them to act as a good example, even though recently that doesn't do much lately, but its always better then to put 'adult lingo' in the forums
I understand, but it's NOT our responsibility. It's their parent's responsibility. We all know someone under the age of uh say 15 really shouldnt be here. Thay also shouldnt be playing UT either, but if their parents think it's ok for them to play UT I'm sure they mind it if their precious little fuks hear a few bad words......and look! See? I can still do it, so whats the point of trying to block it?

[Zlal]

We should team up on Satan boy and his crappy maps!

[Evil_Cope]

Originally posted by Shadowlurker
I'll poke him to death I will!
God of cope and Lord of Phropacy - Prepare to meet your shadow!
:redflag: :sniper: HaHaHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

well, i cant speak for the lord of the imago, but im not really that frightened by my own shadow.

[Balton]

Originally posted by lucifix

I understand, but it's NOT our responsibility. It's their parent's responsibility. We all know someone under the age of uh say 15 really shouldnt be here. Thay also shouldnt be playing UT either, but if their parents think it's ok for them to play UT I'm sure they mind it if their precious little fuks hear a few bad words......and look! See? I can still do it, so whats the point of trying to block it?

well, I think that swear words dont make a bad person out of you. maybe its just that if we all end up saying **** and stuff we will degrade our language? maybe we will end up talking like
"teh motha****a blehw ap!" dont know. maybe its better to keep nanny lock? i dont know. i dislike this censorship but maybe its good?

[lucifix]

Originally posted by Shadowlurker
We should team up on Satan boy and his crappy maps!
You refering to me punk?!?!

[lucifix]

Originally posted by DigitalisAura


well, I think that swear words dont make a bad person out of you. maybe its just that if we all end up saying **** and stuff we will degrade our language? maybe we will end up talking like
"teh motha****a blehw ap!" dont know. maybe its better to keep nanny lock? i dont know. i dislike this censorship but maybe its good?

true but if theyre gonna do it they should do it right. i personally dont think F*$K is any more offensive than bitch or that S#@T is worse than damn...........

[Zlal]

I don't see no other satan boy

[Balton]

Originally posted by lucifix


true but if theyre gonna do it they should do it right. i personally dont think F*$K is any more offensive than bitch or that S#@T is worse than damn...........

well, try to live with it. i can remember that we had nanny lock on NC on too... but if you once had some freedom you will always miss it...

[lucifix]

HA HA HA AH FUKIN HA..........apparently youre not familiar with me. I take **** like that personally and if you really piss me off, well lets just say..........:rl:

[lucifix]

Originally posted by DigitalisAura


well, try to live with it. i can remember that we had nanny lock on NC on too... but if you once had some freedom you will always miss it...

NC must have had it before I joined because I can rememder cusing the hell out of everyone, lol

[Zlal]

Hey Satan Boy! Whens you next map coming out?

[Zlal]

Oh I'm scared lusafix, real scared?
:instagib:
You going down!

[lucifix]

when it is finished.........:trans:

[Evil_Cope]

shut up already, numbnutts.:mad:

[lucifix]

Originally posted by Shadowlurker
Oh I'm scared lusafix, real scared?
:instagib:
You going down! only if youre a girl :p

[Zlal]

Originally posted by lucifix
only if youre a girl :p
WTF
Waht knid of a reponse was that?

[lucifix]

I'm starting to think that you are one of the kiddies that's causing us to be censored........

[lucifix]

and why the fuk do you think my maps suck?!?! I've never even heard of you so dont start slinging your sh!t at me until you prove you can do better :Poop:

[Zlal]

After this rant I will shut up.
Lusifix is one of these people he refers to.
As it happens I am 13 ... but does youth really matter?
I hear these words all the time, probably more than you, but I never use them. It only matters if that person uses these words.
It will come to a time where all forum are filled up with people like Satan Boy here, people who causes pieces of freedom to disaaper.
I will now diappear into the shadows. If anyone has any problams with this, say what you want. I will only shout back and refer to this!

[Zlal]

Ok - Lusafix, I myself cannot be bouthed to use UnrealEd. I have to go school and have no time to use it.
However, I could do better than you, simply becaeuse you are pumping out maps faster thn OTHER people plan there maps.
IIf you have problems with my opoins, then see above!

[lucifix]

I knew it!

You should be wetting your bed insted of playin UT, boy.......

[lucifix]

Originally posted by Shadowlurker
Ok - Lusafix, I myself cannot be bouthed to use UnrealEd. I have to go school and have no time to use it.
However, I could do better than you, simply becaeuse you are pumping out maps faster thn OTHER people plan there maps.
IIf you have problems with my opoins, then see above!
have you even played my maps? and if so which one?

[lucifix]

i have been through this before.........I spend between 5-10 hours a day mapping and I work on multiple maps at a time not just one. thats why i release maps so close together..........and now the average time it takes me is 1-2 weeks per map........

[Zlal]

When is the last time you heard a 13 year old wet the bed?
Oh and I've played them allright. Begins with a G. Weird decorations?
And that cross shaped one.

[Zlal]

I'm sorry I went back on my word. Everytime Satan Boy replies so will I. Tell him to stut up, and I will follow suite.
You have just explaned why your maps are not up to toodays standard

[lucifix]

yes those maps suck, i wont deny it. try dm-ktulu and wait on my newer maps before you judge my mapping........

[Zlal]

Now you apolagise for calling me "boy" and I will not post here again for a week!

[lucifix]

i really dont want to arguee with a prepubescent punk

:stick:

[lucifix]

Originally posted by Shadowlurker
Now you apolagise for calling me "boy" and I will not post here again for a week!

apologise? oh, i'm sorry madam.........

[Zlal]

Here we go again. Who is the childish one. I'm just as bad for repling, but do you blame me?

[Zlal]

Who cares? This thead is dead because of us. I will now leave for a good while!

[Frostblood]

How have you managed to get 72 posts in one day? this thread contributed to a few of them i see...this is the sort of thread i would have liked to die with the old forum :o

[lucifix]

didnt you enjoy it frost, lol? he started it by calling me "satan boy" and saying my maps suck and i didnt even talk to the punk.........so, well i'm sure you are familiar with me frost ;)

[lucifix]

he/she said to apologise for calling him/hef a "boy" so i called it a girl so...............what would you think if someone got offended because you called them a boy? all there is are males and females

:eek2:

[Mister_Prophet]

Your amusing bantar has become insolent displays of boredom. The Imago is not pleased, halt the pissing contest at once , for the Prophet makes better maps than both of you and goes to college.

[Frostblood]

yes, he was being a bit of a punk but you did start to sink to his level :lol:

"all there is are males and females"

And people in the middle of a sex change op i suppose. They dont really qualify as either.

[lucifix]

oh yes, i can sink very low, lol, and if he wasnt so young...........:stick:

[lucifix]

a quick question.....does my avatar and sig seem to satanic?????

[Frostblood]

"a quick question.....does my avatar and sig seem to satanic?????"

No...Your sig shows you to be an Ozzy Osborne fan, and anyone who's ever heard any of his lyrics ( after forever for example )would know he is not actually satanic off-stage.

[lucifix]

Originally posted by Frostblood
"a quick question.....does my avatar and sig seem to satanic?????"

No...Your sig shows you to be an Ozzy Osborne fan, and anyone who's ever heard any of his lyrics ( after forever for example )would know he is not actually satanic off-stage.

its true, its true..............

"supernaut":tup:

[Frostblood]

"Got no religon, dont need no friends,
got all I want and I dont need to pretend
Dont try to reach me 'cos I'd tear up your mind,
I've seen the future and i've left it behind"

:)

[Astyanax]

Hey Lucifix, how come I don't see u using evil smileys?

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/bat.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/fu.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/fu4.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/fu2.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/firedevil.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/burn.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/monster.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/verymad3.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/devil.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/crucified.gif

[diddlysquat]

What is this
that stands before me
figure in black
which points at me.
Turn around quick
and start to run
find out I am
the chosen one.


N.I.B.
Some people say my love can not be true
please believe me my love and I'll show you.
I will give you those things, you thought unreal,
the sun, the moon, the stars, all bear my seal.

(chorus)
Now I have you with me, under my thumb.
Our love grows stronger now with every hour.
look into my eyes you will see who I am,
my name is lucifer, please take my hand.

[lucifix]

Originally posted by Astyanax
Hey Lucifix, how come I don't see u using evil smileys?

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/bat.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/fu.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/fu4.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/fu2.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/firedevil.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/burn.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/monster.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/verymad3.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/devil.gif
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/crucified.gif

damn those are kool.........how did you do that?????

[Claw]

Originally posted by lucifix


damn those are kool.........how did you do that?????

Look at the properties(attributes?)... you just need to link to the address. http://fusion.beyondunreal.com/forums/images/smilies/goofy.gif
IN FORM OF AN IMAGE OF COURSE! :stick: It's soo easy with the new buttons... :p

http://fusion.beyondunreal.com/forums/images/smilies/jester.gif http://fusion.beyondunreal.com/forums/images/smilies/newbie.gif http://fusion.beyondunreal.com/forums/images/smilies/wavey.gif http://fusion.beyondunreal.com/forums/images/smilies/darkmagic-heal.gif

see? :D

[lucifix]

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/firedevil.gif

[Astyanax]

Originally posted by lucifix


damn those are kool.........how did you do that?????

some forums have more smileys (http://forums.xaos.ru/misc.php?action=showsmilies) than this one. http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/balloons.gif

My personal favorites:
http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/kill11.gif

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/pokemon_md.gif

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/weapon_laser2.gif

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/behead.gif

[lucifix]

...........

[lucifix]

im just trying **** not spamming ;)

[Astyanax]

yeah that avatar fits u much better http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/fist.gif

[lucifix]

:smoke2:

[Claw]

btw... ****? ****? porn? **** ****ing **** ****?

[lucifix]

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/smoke2.gif

[lucifix]

goddamnit!!!!! a little help here guys...............i want to put one in my sig..........

[Astyanax]

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/smoke2.gif

[lucifix]

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/smoke2.gif

[lucifix]

damn.......

I'm copying the url........i have ZERO knowledge about this ****......

[Astyanax]

is it really so hard?

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/kill9.gif

[Claw]

Originally posted by lucifix
:smoke2:

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/smoke2.gif you mean :p

Look, you gotta click right on the pic you wanna post (smilie=pic) and then on 'properties' or 'attributes' or whatever that is called in the English version. I got a German Windows so I ain't EXACTLY certain.
Then you copy&paste the http:// address into an IMG link using the IMG button.
Simple. http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/professor.gif

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/jumpers.gif

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/klass.gif

[lucifix]

apparently it is for me :) tel me exactly how to do it.....

[Astyanax]

Originally posted by lucifix
apparently it is for me :) tel me exactly how to do it.....

Claw just did!

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/drown.gif

[Rukee]

After you copy the addy....if it`s a pic you put a [ img] in front and a [/img] behind it with no spaces. If it`s a link you want to use....you put a [url=http://link you want to use ]write here what you want the link to be called (my homepage or whatever) then a [/url ] after words. with no spaces in between the [ ][url=http: //www.justwebit.com/members/12651 ]my screenshots[/url ]
I put a broken link in there so you could see how it`s done. Make sure your`s doesn`t have any spaces.

[Claw]

Excellent Rukee :tup:

[oosyxxx]

Originally posted by Rukee
What really iritates me is when someone drives the speed limmit!!
I mean come-on plz! Everyone knows you can drive 5mph over the speed limmit without any remote chance of getting pulled over!!
Gas pedal`s on the right plz!! Let`s try to use it!!
! i'm 23, rukee
* |ST|GoAt temps 006
<oosy|COCKDOCTOR> heh
* oosy|COCKDOCTOR resists, only to realize that this sort of resistance is painfully futile!!
* |ST|GoAt remembers how much 006 likes masturbating and tells him of 'x' again.
<|ST|GoAt> rofl
<{NC}Rukee> hey 006...why you gotta dish on my wife man??
<{NC}Rukee> game anyone??
<|ST|Jenna_Talia> whats all this wife talking going on here
<oosy|COCKDOCTOR> lol
<{NC}Rukee> ask 006
<oosy|COCKDOCTOR> long-running joke revisited ;)
<{NC}Rukee> that`s no joke and you posted on the forum
<{NC}Rukee> not cool
<|ST|Jenna_Talia> hmm
<|ST|Jenna_Talia> sounds interesting
<|ST|Jenna_Talia> is she hot?
<{NC}Rukee> come on man I thought we were suppost to be tight here
<|ST|Jenna_Talia> aight dog
<{NC}Rukee> ya she`s hot
<|ST|Jenna_Talia> coo coo
<{NC}Rukee> but 006 keeps dishin her
<{NC}Rukee> on the forums
<oosy|COCKDOCTOR> LOL@yeah she's hot
<{NC}Rukee> you wanna make fun of me go ahead
<{NC}Rukee> leave her out of it
<oosy|COCKDOCTOR> no
<oosy|COCKDOCTOR> i won't
<|ST|GoAt> can i make fun of her too?
<oosy|COCKDOCTOR> you can be the #1 man, i'll be b-team
<{NC}Rukee> why don`t you frag me instead
<{NC}Rukee> I always buy my games in Japan!!
<{NC}Rukee> not!!!
<oosy|COCKDOCTOR> LOL!!!

[lucifix]

http://forums.xaos.ru/images/smilies/smoke2.gif

[lucifix]

ha ha! i did it!

thanx guys!!!!!!

[lucifix]

lets try this........

[lucifix]

ok, I think I got it!

[lucifix]

the pikachu one is just cruel..........poor lil pika..........anyway I think we killed this thread.........

[Frostblood]

Pika deserves nothing less :lol: And this thread was already log dead...

[Balton]

Originally posted by Frostblood
How have you managed to get 72 posts in one day? this thread contributed to a few of them i see...this is the sort of thread i would have liked to die with the old forum :o

i did like 250 posts in oneday :P