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Boom
30th Jun 2000, 02:48 AM
OMG, this stuff is soooo soft and wonderful.

Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.

I'm going to Taco Bell right now!!

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SU3000
30th Jun 2000, 02:51 AM
nice 1111st post.

I am confused though...

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el Gato
30th Jun 2000, 03:07 PM
Holy $hit, Boom, you crack me up! :)

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)!



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Morety
30th Jun 2000, 11:25 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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KU
1st Jul 2000, 02:11 AM
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Boom
1st Jul 2000, 12:43 PM
I should work in advertising.

"Imagine angels gently licking your butt clean. That's the feeling of New Cottonelle with thicker ripples!"

I love this stuff. No more showers for me, I'm just wiping down my entire body every day with New Cottonelle.

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Matrix?
1st Jul 2000, 04:55 PM
What the chuff are you on about???

/me is very confused :(

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The Dopefish
1st Jul 2000, 04:59 PM
Boom, you are a crazy m0f0. :)

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Morety
1st Jul 2000, 05:46 PM
Guys, Cottonelle is a brand of toilet paper.

Boom
1st Jul 2000, 06:02 PM
You mean it wasn't totally obvious that I was talking about toilet paper?

What the heck do you guys clean your butts with after you poop????

/me is completely stunned. :o

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The Dopefish
1st Jul 2000, 06:07 PM
Well, at least some of us knew what your were talking about.

/me did

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Nigma:Mekanik
1st Jul 2000, 07:55 PM
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

That made my balls hurt boom ;)

/me is heading to the store right now to buy some

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WAnk
1st Jul 2000, 08:07 PM
LOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG boom you are hil-freakinh-larious!!!!!! haha, i am off to buy ten cases!!!! i am going to wallpaper my room with the stuff!!!!!!! :D

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WAnk
1st Jul 2000, 08:13 PM
in honor of you boom, i have changed my sig :D

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

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Morety
2nd Jul 2000, 03:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have you ever tried Margarita Rimmin's?



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Boom
2nd Jul 2000, 06:02 AM
I don't know Margarita, but have you met my friend Angel? She is really nice. ;)

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WAnk
2nd Jul 2000, 07:44 AM
still, i think i could find other, more fun things to do with 'angel' ;)

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Its like having angels lick your butt clean.

I wish I had to poop more.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> - Boom

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Jing
2nd Jul 2000, 05:56 PM
Is Angel pretty? Will she lick other things clean too? =)

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I can't think of any for ***** or ****. Fah-q. I sure hope censor is still on.

donkeys.

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Jing
2nd Jul 2000, 05:58 PM
hey.
saltwater and wristwatch both got through... so did asset and massachusets.
hrm.
****ake mushrooms didn't though =P =)

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KU
3rd Jul 2000, 06:12 AM
Walk towards the pink globe and eat the woman who makes all the money.

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Boom
4th Jul 2000, 12:36 AM
I was having waaaaay to much fun with this thread to let it die.

*Bump*

I'll be funny later. Right now I got a forum to fix. ;)

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Morety
6th Jul 2000, 01:01 PM
I'm sure the angels would appreciate licking (copyrite Boom) more if you had a bad case of swamp @ss (copyrite BillyBadAss), sat in some seasoning salts and let them have those Margarita Rimmin's (copyrite CHRYSt). Just be sure not to ph4rt (copyrite GunnerX) when they're doing it, or they may end up getting hot carled (copyrite Lunatic).

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Kristina|BFH
7th Jul 2000, 03:38 PM
Bad enough my boyfried leaves the door open when he's in the bathroom but now I hear-

"My God - Angels are licking my butt"

twice daily.

Thanks Boom


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Morety
7th Jul 2000, 03:43 PM
Hahahaha. At least it's twice daily. Good to know he poops enough and on a regular basis. Does he drink lots of water and lemonade?

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Kristina|BFH
7th Jul 2000, 03:48 PM
Nah - just eat lots of McDonalds breakfast - does the trick every time.

Boom
8th Jul 2000, 01:37 AM
Kristina's boyfriend poops too much.

*Sigh* all the PuF cuties have boyfriends. I'll never get my harem put together.

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el Gato
16th Feb 2001, 01:15 PM
I think this one also needs another go-around...

*bump

Frickin' hilarious stuff here :D

Boom
17th Feb 2001, 12:01 PM
I still swear by this stuff! Just thinking about it makes me wanna poop.

brb, I'm going to taco bell. :D

[Ci]Mazza
17th Feb 2001, 05:53 PM
lol, i wish i could pay to have my ass legally licked by angels. i don't think we get cottonelle over here ;)

B
19th Feb 2001, 08:01 AM
Sure Tease us (the Dutchies) all we have is Page and that doesn' t even come close to angels licking (I think)

Is Cottonelle an Export product?

Morety
19th Feb 2001, 08:31 AM
We here in Canada get Cottonelle, unfortunately, my wife buys the no-name brand that leaves life long scars on my arse. :/

el Gato
20th Feb 2001, 06:33 AM
Who would have thought...

COTTONELLE.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.scottpaper.ca/html/consumer/cottonelle/cottonelle.html)

B
20th Feb 2001, 06:41 AM
:D

Jing
21st Feb 2001, 02:57 AM
Maybe we can smuggle Cottonelle to the Netherlands =)

What the hell do YOU guys have? Marijuanelle? It's like having your butt licked clean by potheads?? ;)

Morety
21st Feb 2001, 09:09 AM
...would that make them pottymouths?

B
21st Feb 2001, 09:13 AM
lol :D