PuF town

[bushwacker]

You peeps might find this intresting, I was wondering what it would be like if all of PuF lived in one town. What would that town be like? =) tee hee hee

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[Morety]

Dead.
We'd all be on our computers 24/7.
The delivery industry would boom as we would order in so we wouldn't lose keyboard time.
The HPB's would love it. One big LAN party.
No b1tching about DSL. We'd be connected with on big cable.
Beer/liquor stores would deliver. (They'd have to.)


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[Swedix]

That sounds great.
But how do we earn money?
Should we break into the banks computers?

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[Boom]

The delivery industry would what??? ;)

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[bushwacker]

I have a feeling there would be no trafic,
and lots of computer and liquer stores.

[L_S]

Well I tell ya what I'd defintely check the sex offenders list before moving into that town!

[bushwacker]

lol Think you would know any of the names L_S ?

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[LordKhaine]

Put it this way, 180 men, about 10-20 women in one town. Those are bad odds. :)

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[Prophetus]

LK, you can have 180 women and 1 guy (you) and it would still be bad odds for you :).

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[PsychoMoggieBagpuss]

and thats when he's hanging around piccadilly circus/kings cross :)

[CHRYSt]

Well, if it was our town, we could define our own sex offences. Maybe greasing up unwilling rabbits with K-Y and bringing a cat-o-nine-tails to the fun is OK in our town, in which case L_S would be in the clear.

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[Troll|PuF]

/me scuttles into the thread, and LMAO


OMG. All of us in one town.

LoL could have a big old house all its own. Complete with lots of beer and honour and nudity and strength and pr0n and spankings and horniness. And on Sundays we'd go to Church.



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[WAnk]

lol!!! one big house???? as long as i don't have to share a room with LordKhaine ;) oh yeah, and we all have good connections right? we don't have to dial up or anything?? oh wait, it wouldn't matter, with all puf guys, we could set up a huge lan and not have to worry about crazy d00ds outside ruining our potshot picture sessions ;)

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[Rodzilla]

How bout we all live in a mansion!

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[Selerox]

Sharing a room with LK? BAD idea , I know from experience... ;)

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[Morety]

We'd need to have railroad tracks going through. That way all the Llama's could live on the "wrong side of the tracks".

Everyone gets their own house. The better the quarterly ngstats, the better the house you get every 3 months...but there's a catch. The town would vote whether or not you're a stat-ho. a_nuke would be living on the wrong side of the tracks.

There'd be the DM section of town. The ctf section, and the area between for the split-personality types, with the lightly populated suburbs of RA, AS, and LMS.

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[CHRYSt]

Hey Troll! As long as we're living together, wanna share a room? ;)

I'm also officially announcing my candidacy for mayor of PuF Town!

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[SkummyB|BuF]

This is a good idea, we must do this damnit!! :)

Now, all we have to do is find a town that we can bulldoze all the inhabitants out of and claim for ourselves :) Oh and btw, I am not sharing a street with Blender :)

[Rodzilla]

We'd all be LPB's. The town would be the most know, most loved, and most hated town because of that.

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[bushwacker]

CHYSt as mayor? Talk about scandle!
I think Tony Blairs kid sounds like the person to head up our drunken town.

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[Kristina|BFH]

I want my own house with all the keys. I will decide who gets to enter the realm of Kristina!

[Cap'n Beeb]

/me gets his own aerie!

Do I wanna think of how disatrous a PuF town would be? :)

[Gir]

I think it would be sort of like Greytown. But we would need some kind of red devil to run the place. Somebody who is hated by everyone. I vote Terror for mayor.

[el Gato]

Put in a skatepark and I'm there.

[loserkid]

el Gato: Exactly. A skate park and I'm there :D

[I_B_Bangin]

MTV's "The Real World" gone terribly awry! :p

[Gamma_Sword]

LOL!

Judging from the attitudes (and what they talk about) of the main PuFers (like L_S and CHRYSt :) ), I guess the town would be not a good idea for underage dudes... their pure bright minds would be warped by the likes of those PuFers!

Hmm. I guess there's got to be a seperate part of town just for underage UT players? :) After all, we don't want to see 13-14 year old kids talk like LK, L_S, CHRYSt, etc... :D

[Swarthy_Foreskin]

well, I'm devilishly handsome. :)

[L_S]

We'd have a paintball arena which exactly resembled deck-16 and a liquor store on every corner! Oh and no doubt Y5 would be mayor, I would have it no other way.

[LordKhaine]

Ah yes, a good 'ol thread :)

Nice bumpage

[BillyBadAss]

A all concrete park with metal edges.

[Synastren]

With PuF Town, who needs Las Vegas?
Instead of Monday night Bingo, we'd have a Monday-Wed. LAN party. Thursday- Tournaments. Friday- Other Game Tournaments (ie: THPS2). Sat.- Drinking/pr0n/more UT. Sunday- Hangovers/Sleeping.
That'd probably be our agenda.

[bushwacker]

Peeked in over at the PuF site and saw Web and my names in hals news. I thought to myself... self you haven't been over to PuF in a koons age. (Koons age = Old timer speak) Anyhoo good to see this thread again.

[Allison]

/me rubs her eyes in disbelief :eek:

Bush? Is that you? :D

[Sapphire Nights]

I think PuF town would sound like this...

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[hal]

lol, you make news even when you're not around, bushwacker.

[el Gato]

Yeah BBA!

All crete, metal lips that make lots of clankity clank clank noise, a full pipe, a keyhole bowl with death boxes and tile uppers... :)

Add an taco bar that sells Guiness while your at it. :D