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PsychoMoggieBagpuss
5th Jun 2000, 12:34 PM
Top Tip #1 - What NOT to do with a dead dog found by the roadside.

Come out of pub at closing time.
Attempt to walk straight.
Fail miserably.
See dead dog.
Pick up dead dog.
Walk into still open (and rather full) kebab shop.
Slam aforementioned dog ontop of the counter and say "That's the last one you're getting from us until we get paid...."
Run very fast away from mad turk wielding meat cleaver, for a total distance of two miles....


I really miss being a student ...

This piece of irrelevence has been brought to your attention courtesy of FriedGreen MonkeyCustard from the RedeemerWhistle Cafe..



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jenny?
5th Jun 2000, 12:55 PM
:o

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Lizard Of Oz
5th Jun 2000, 01:16 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmm... Kebabs......Droooooool.....


Did you know that a Jack Russle Terrier cost more per pound than Filet Mignon.

Zaccix
5th Jun 2000, 01:34 PM
LOL!

I'm sure one of the 200 kebab shops near me serve Dog anyway ;)


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Wolf Blackstar
5th Jun 2000, 01:39 PM
Mmmmmmmm....fresh dog.... ;)

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[Ci]FatherJack|PuF
5th Jun 2000, 01:39 PM
OMFG LOL!

mmmmmmm..... kebabs rule don't they :)

Morety
5th Jun 2000, 01:42 PM
Too fn funny. :)

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The_Inflictor
5th Jun 2000, 07:44 PM
Kebabs are a staple part of my diet.I always wanted to know wha t put the kick in it.

Initally, I thought it was the chilli sauce...

maxrevs
5th Jun 2000, 09:06 PM
LOL!!! , seriously , my town had a bad problem with stray cats until a chinese restaurant opened up , here , then , guess what?

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~Cobra~
6th Jun 2000, 04:13 AM
ok the OT forum is definately weird

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Matrix?
6th Jun 2000, 05:48 PM
Mmmmm... Dog - I mean urrrgggghhhh that's gross :)

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Psychomoggiebagpuss
7th Jun 2000, 02:20 AM
Coming next week....

TOP TIP #2 - "No I wasn't arrested"

you have been warned....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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The_Inflictor
7th Jun 2000, 03:54 PM
LOL, can't wait...

BTW, there's a picture in today's Sun (7th June) of Bagpuss being predicted to shoot somebody next week...

errr, i guess you need to read the "article"

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LordKhaine
9th Jun 2000, 11:59 AM
LOL!

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Rodzilla
5th Jul 2000, 10:23 PM
hillarious and disgusting.

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LordKhaine
5th Jul 2000, 10:26 PM
*bump* this is a suberb thread :)

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The_Inflictor
5th Jul 2000, 10:27 PM
*BUMP*

For all those who require PMB/Rumpleforeskin humour :)

Nutta :)

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Morety
29th Jun 2001, 07:50 PM
I was just thinking about this one today walking by a hotdog vendor at lunchtime. PMB you're one crazy m0f0! :D

I actually got chased around the block by a pissed off Greek. His wife was kicking a bunch of my buddies out, while I was standing behind her mimicking her every move without her knowing it. The madder she got, the more we waved our arms, and the more my buddies laughed and the madder she got.

Anyway, he banned me from the store, so I'd order pizzas from him with fake addresses. We finally made up and were actually pretty good friends afterwards.