wow, this is even more senseless than some of my other previous topics...w00t
But, anyways, here is what you have to do
1.Go to the grocery store
2.Enter the grocery store
3.Walk through the grocery store untill you see a bag that sais 'SUGAR' on it, or you can buy something around that ile called 'ARTIFICAIL SUGER'.
4.Look in your pocket for 'MONEY'
5.BUY THE SUGAR!!!
And for the cream.....
1.Add lotion to hands
2.Rub gently
3.Arouse penis, with a smooth and soft rubbing motion made with hand
4.Aim above coffey
5.Squirt