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Boom
19th May 2000, 02:43 AM
Boom -

Would you like to read my spam?
Call me Boom, cause Boom I am.

The Llama -

I would not like to read your spam,
I would not like to, Boom I am.
I do not like your kind of spam,
I do not like you or your clan.

I'll frag you when you move too slow,
I'll frag you when you tally-ho.

I'll frag you in the one on one,
I'll frag you all day, just for fun.

I'll frag you well, I'll frag you good,
I'll frag you like the Rooster would.

I'll frag you when you play with Trin,
Oh silly Boom, you'll never win.

I'll frag you when you play with Troll,
then laughing on the floor I'll roll.

I'll frag you when I'm feeling hot,
I'll frag you with the gun of snot.

I'll frag you when you have bad ping,
I'll frag you and your buddy Jing.

I'll frag you when you turn your back,
and fill your a$$ with burning flack.

I'll frag you when you teletrain,
I only live to bring you pain.

I'll frag you when you got the flag,
they'll put you in a bodybag.

I'll frag you, you're not paranoid,
I'll frag you as if I were Voyd.

I'll frag you if you start to gripe,
your funny little head I'll snipe.

I'll frag cause I like to scare ya,
I'll frag you dressed like Asia Carrera.

I'll frag your skinny little butt,
I'll frag your stupid new haircut.

I'll frag you early, I'll frag you late,
I'll frag you while you masterb...(never mind)

I'll frag you fast, cause I'm so strong,
then take a hit from Blow_Smoke's bong.

I'll frag you up against a wall,
I'll frag you and your BerriesSmall. ;)

Black and blue and face all puffy,
I'll smack you down much worse than Ruffy.

I'll frag you with the shieldbelt on,
I'll frag you when you try to spawn.

I'll frag you on your favorite map,
I'll frag you cause you play like crap.

I'll frag you, you know I ain't kidding,
I'll frag you, then I'll take my Ritalin.

I'll frag you cause I think you're smelly,
I like peanut butter with my jelly.

I'll frag you, you will feel the spank,
Its hard to find a rhyme for WAnk.

I'll frag you and your sexy bod,
I'll frag you with the Strangelove mod.

I'll frag you when I'm feeling funky,
I'll frag you cause you're so spelunky.

I'll frag you, leave it up to me,
I'll frag your Boom philosophy.

I'll frag you, you worthless little chump,
I'll frag as you try to thrust|jump.

I'll frag you in the "forum search",
I'll frag you near Matsumoto's Church.

I am the Alpha and the Sigma,
I'll frag you and your buddy Nigma.

My flak is a hazard, occupational,
I'll frag you according to parameters, operational.

I'll frag you with my shock combo,
I'll frag you... silly little m0.

Don't you get it, don't you see,
I am your very worst enemy.

Boom -

Wow, I really loved YOUR spam,
I think you're great, says Boom I am.

Llama -

Why Boom, you are so very nice,
you give me cause, so I think twice.

I'll still frag you, that's the game,
but now I'll smile and call out your name.

Thank you for this chance to spam,
thank you kindly Boom I am.

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zombie
19th May 2000, 04:24 AM
ROFLMAOx2! :)

WAnk
19th May 2000, 05:50 AM
wooooooah nelly, that is mighty impressive spam boom! :) :)

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[Ci]_$XXR
19th May 2000, 06:26 AM
LMAO!

Thats great Boom, good job man! :)

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[PuF]Neo_Skinz
19th May 2000, 10:25 AM
ROFLMAOx100

Now thats good spamin Boom!

/me wishes his name was mentioned though. :(

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Loibisch
19th May 2000, 11:26 AM
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~unreal/ubb/html/icons/icon14.gif Good work, very construcitve spam (does that exist???).
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I'll frag you, you will feel the spank,
Its hard to find a rhyme for WAnk.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How about a rhyme for "Loibisch" ;)

Loibisch

That was long...

Sky
19th May 2000, 11:36 AM
That was to cool dude!! :)

Morety
19th May 2000, 12:34 PM
Bravo.

/me gives Boom a big round of clap.

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gramps
19th May 2000, 12:39 PM
hehe great stuff m8!

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CHRYSt
19th May 2000, 12:46 PM
That wasn't spam. It was good stuff tho.

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Dead chicks suck in bed.

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GunnerX
19th May 2000, 01:04 PM
I think that BOOM has too much time,
It takes a while to make things Rhyme.

I'd bow to BOOM and lower my head,
However I fear I'll end up dead.

Or even worse as I then bend,
A blast of flak up my rear end.

Isn't this sad that I copy BOOM,
Just showing off before I leave the Room.

You might think that I am selfish,
I'm just trying to rhyme "Loibisch".

So I shall leave and take some morphene,
To heal the wounds I got from Xylene.

I bid farewell I bid adieu,
But, I must say Crapmonger smells like Poo.

That is all I have to say,
For I am tired this time of day.

I will not spam, GunnerX I am.
But, it's too late, spam I am.

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GunnerX
19th May 2000, 06:14 PM
Why must I *bump* such a post,
I'm just hoping it won't get lost.

So why won't you join and spam,
This thread is good, spam I am.

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[BuF]Wacky
19th May 2000, 06:22 PM
LMAO!!!
I can't believe I read all of that... :)

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OshadowO
19th May 2000, 07:06 PM
SPAM? where?
that is funny as hell Boom.
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Loibisch
19th May 2000, 08:45 PM
Hehe, Gunner, you tried to http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~unreal/ubb/html/icons/icon14.gif

Loibisch

It's hard, isn't it?

Zaccix
19th May 2000, 09:30 PM
Bussin' out like Loibisch.
Feelin' funky, feelin' swish.

Doin' ma thing on the down-low.
Fraggin' the llamas as I go.

Feelin' fresh, feelin' fine.
Be on da server fe half past nine.

Some may spam, some may hump.
But for now I'll leave with da giddy giddy BUMP!


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Loibisch
19th May 2000, 09:45 PM
Another one http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~unreal/ubb/html/icons/icon14.gif

Loibisch

Anyone else?...

SpelunkyCock
20th May 2000, 01:12 AM
Boom is a poet,
and he didn't even know so.

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hardcore_rain|BIG
20th May 2000, 01:22 AM
Boom is obviously the alpha and the omega
Bow to him as if he were your motha'

Great poem man!

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Boom
24th May 2000, 11:00 PM
Lets add a Haiku,
or two...

You guys know the rules,

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllebles

UT clears my mind.
Peace within my heart and soul.
Flack in my behind.

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The Dopefish
25th May 2000, 12:43 AM
No, not more haikus
This is a downward spiral
Waiting to happen

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DSV_Selerox[PuF]
25th May 2000, 11:03 AM
Find a ryme for Selerox and I'll be impressed... :)

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The Dopefish
25th May 2000, 11:16 AM
I think I will use my Xerox
Or e-mail my friend Selerox :)

How are you doing Selerox?
I'll have a Pepsi on the rocks :)

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CaSCaDe
25th May 2000, 12:04 PM
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
funny stuff.

/me likes this



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DSV_Selerox[PuF]
25th May 2000, 12:09 PM
I'm impressed :)

The second one is best

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Boom
25th May 2000, 10:02 PM
I pulled the UT CD out of the box,
anxious to play my friend Selerox.

Lucky me I got my wish,
and then I played with The Dopefish.



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Boom
3rd Jun 2000, 04:04 AM
This post needs a *bump*


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Jing
3rd Jun 2000, 05:32 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok, so really i just cut pasted a lot, but seriously this is a funny thread =)

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OshadowO
4th Jun 2000, 03:22 AM
NO I refuse to dignify that with a reply!
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[F-U]Ruffrider
4th Jun 2000, 03:38 AM
HOLY SH*T that is the funniest freaking thing some one has ever posted on this forum. ROFLMAO.... I havent laughed so hard in my life... I think I'll have to write one now.

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"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them:("
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

Boom
4th Jun 2000, 06:48 PM
OMG, Jing has streeeeeetched this page out.

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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Now everyone needs to get a 100" monitor to propery enjoy this thread ;)

woot

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ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom....

The_Inflictor
4th Jun 2000, 07:23 PM
ROFLMAO!!

Boom, you have far to much spare time.



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[F-U]Ruffrider
4th Jun 2000, 07:52 PM
/me kicks Jing in the head for stretching the page out!

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AKA Ruffrider
"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them:("
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

~Cobra~
4th Jun 2000, 11:44 PM
wow... u guys r too creative :)

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"nice shot"

Clanless][
4th Jun 2000, 11:59 PM
phear my l33t stretch ski11Z!
http://www.homestead.com/clanlesss/files/stretch.jpg

Jing
5th Jun 2000, 11:59 PM
darn...clanless]['s is longer than mine =(

But mine is wider, and you know wider is better ; )

Hey, I didn't know it would stretch out like that...
anyone wanna play pac man?

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[F-U]Ruffrider
6th Jun 2000, 03:05 AM
Boom, you should add more stuff to your poem :).

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"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them:("
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

Boom
23rd Jun 2000, 12:37 AM
Poet just joined the forum. I'm using that as an excuse to give this thread a well deserved...

*bump*

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Boom, Boom, Boom, let's go back to my room! Where we can do it all night, and I can make you feel right! Oooooooooo!
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~Cobra~
23rd Jun 2000, 12:51 AM
lol... i would contribute something but i can't rhyme...



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"nice shot"

Mr.Smallberries
23rd Jun 2000, 04:00 AM
LOL!! I can't believe I missed this! I only just started checking off-topic regularly.

Nice one, Boom! :)


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Ruffrider
23rd Jun 2000, 04:32 AM
Make another one boom

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"My House!"
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SU3000
1st Jul 2000, 02:09 PM
*bump*

yeah, make another one :)

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Boom
1st Jul 2000, 02:55 PM
I've been trying. I think I might have shot my load with that one. :(

I'm a one hit wonder or something.

Don't give up on my though, I'll keep working on it. :)

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Matrix?
1st Jul 2000, 05:16 PM
*bump*

Go Boom!!!

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GunnerX
2nd Jul 2000, 04:43 AM
It's Canada Day,
I'm fragging away.
Ci is messed up
Someone says Wazzzup!

Early in the morning,
DoD guys were a running.
Late at night,
Ci guys again? Alright!

Now AOC has new member,
We all know they have Bender.
EliteWarrior, Blender and Ruiner,
Another E would be good to spell BEER.

Skumboy has brought his buddy Mike,
Introduced him to UT which I quite like.
Ste he call skummy,
"Ste?" I start to laugh because it's funny.

Cobra asks me if I can start a server,
I said sure but I took forever.
My custom skin is too big to download,
And then SWAT models take a lot of time to load.

Later that night as I joined #pu,
There was no one there! So where were you?
Spammer's Spamming our precious channel,
Me fragging in my flannel.

I then proceed to read the forum,
Just to cure my lingering boredom.
I stumble upon this post,
Funny I'm not so all is lost.

BOOM! is funny and I am not,
but never fear for I have a plot.

Bah screw this, I'm not making sense,
The more I type, the more I get dense.

So nite to all and all PU.
Sleep well sleep tight to you and you!

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-Adj
-BITE ME!

SkummyB|BuF
4th Jul 2000, 05:13 PM
The mighty Skumboy shall have to kill Mike.
Probe him in the arse with a big spike.

Hope ya readin this mike :)

Boom
4th Jul 2000, 06:14 PM
I won't be needing that kind of service,
Anal probes make me nervous.

;)

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HELICON
4th Jul 2000, 06:35 PM
IM GONNA KILL STE
THIS WAS WRITTEN BY ME

THIS MAYBE LAME
UT'S ME GAME

IT MAY SOUND GAY
STES GONNA DIE TODAY

ILL MIS QUAKE 2
ALL I CAN SAY IS **** YOU

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HeLiCoN

Morety
4th Jul 2000, 06:49 PM
Helicon that poem
was quite entertaining
If we're both on a server
It's you I'll be maiming

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]LoL[ - Strength, honour, nudity and beer.

GunnerX
4th Jul 2000, 07:34 PM
Hey Morety, welcome the Dude,
Don't Hassle him and don't be Rude.
Skum just got him to play UT,
So please welcome the newest newbie.

As I looked around the clans,
New members have been added to AOC's Plans.
Blender, Ruiner, EliteWarrior, WatchDog and DangerDude,
Altogether that spells BREWD!

The clan of Carpe Imperium,
Is now in such a decorum.
They were in such a Bliss,
But now they have lost spammer DopeFish.

As today we have two new Puffers,
I would to welcome HeLiCon and Kaz as the new members.
Hope you hold the PuF name true,
Don't be a llama or we'll come and spank you.

I'm at work on this Independence day,
For I am Canadian so that's OK.
I don't feel bad, I don't feel sad,
Because I know Ruiner's at work egad!

Clan ]LoL[ has joined Teamplay.net,
First match with SOB so place your bet!
I bet on SOB because their good,
Clan ]LoL[ is new and I hear their quite Lewd!

That's not to say that ]LoL[ is bad,
I've played with them and my *** they had.
But they need more practice and need more scrim,
Or else they shall face the Reaper called grim.

So we shall scrim, all clans of PuF,
To help each other, no this is not a bluff.
Ci, AOC, LoL and MUTTS,
Lets get together and then we shall kick BUTTS!

That's it for me, my poem is done,
I'm going home now and have some FUN!!
To frag once more in the land of UT,
But first, I shall have to take a pee.

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-Dodge Bunny Dodge!
-Adj

The Dopefish
3rd Aug 2000, 07:26 PM
MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Take that Morety!

BTW, where's he been?

Rodzilla
4th Aug 2000, 12:27 PM
That is HILLARIOUS! I only read the first page(didn't want to read the rest), ROFLMAO!

Kristina|BFH
4th Aug 2000, 01:24 PM
I can't believe I missed this one. Where the hell have I been.

ROFLMAO

You guys certainly do know how to entertain. Now get back to it and Make Me Laugh.

Morety
6th Mar 2001, 11:46 AM
Boom I thought I'd read your spam
I printed a copy to read in the can

and just so you know, that when it was done
I used all the paper, to wipe off my bum.

Boom
6th Mar 2001, 02:37 PM
ACK!!!

You pooped on my poem and made it smell!!
Next time please use the Cottonelle.

I worked so hard to make it funny,
and you messed it up cause your butt was runny?

I'm not trying to give you flak,
but please keep my poems out of your crack.

Just remember to grab a fresh roll,
before your butt hits the bowl.

I won't be seeking retribution,
I'm just glad you weren't reading the constitution.

Morety
6th Mar 2001, 02:47 PM
I'm sorry your poem got covered with p00p
But in my undies I don't want brown soup

The cottonelle had run out on the roll
so I used it to wipe and flushed it right down the bowl.

So a poem about spam is now down the drain
But the paper was coarse, now my bunghole's in pain

So next time the Cottonelle runs out of stock
I'll take off a shoe, and I'll wipe with a sock.

GunnerX
6th Mar 2001, 03:34 PM
Why bother using a sock?
Just use your hand to wipe your crack!

Then flush the water down it will go,
wash your hands throughly like so!

Now print that poem once again,
laminate it so it will not go down the drain.

Put it on the wall in front of you,
so everyone can read and see what Boom can do!

Syri
6th Mar 2001, 06:27 PM
i'm feeling a little mad
so forgive me if i seem real bad

i have a brain, but will not use it
it seems when i do, i'm a boring git

so all i can do that isn't already done
is let myself go and go have some fun!

Ruffrider
6th Mar 2001, 11:18 PM
They say I am the rider of butts
Is it so bad that I like to bust a nut?

Cobra says Im a little rich white boy
That why i used his mom for revenge as my private sex toy

My g/fs a blonde bitch
but she uses her tougne to scratch the itch ( you know where)

I drive a 1988 Mustang GT
It goes so fast it makes me wanna pee

]LoL[ Says Im pussy whipped
Most of them don't get sh*t

I really suck at making rthymes
So this is probably a waste of time

So this is this last thing I wanted to say
All of you are f*cking ghey!



Wow i suck lol.

Morety
7th Mar 2001, 12:06 AM
Ruffy that's a classic. It's nice to see you're still allowed to play on your computer occasionally :D

Boom
7th Mar 2001, 02:33 AM
Hey! That was damn good Ruffy! :D

But shouldn't you be out spending money on your girlfriend? :p

Just teasin buddy, I know you got her in line. ;)

GunnerX
7th Mar 2001, 09:31 AM
Sure Ruffy has it in line but I think she's got the end of it and he has the other end around his neck. :D

Ruffrider
7th Mar 2001, 10:06 PM
Just because im on a leash sometimes doesnt mean its a bad thing :p

MarleyMarl
8th Mar 2001, 02:42 PM
I was gonna post for someone to rhyme my name, then i though for a moment, and i got scared. I thought back to aliens and peak monestary. So please, dont rhyme my name!

MarleyMarl

the~oreca
9th Mar 2001, 09:04 AM
This is funny :)


MarleyMarl: By saying not to rhyme something with your name youre asking them to do it.
Follow my example of how not to make them use it...

Hey Boom c'mon man make a rhyme with my name pleeeeeease c'monnnnn pleeeeeeeease.

Now on Boom's next post he should not of mentioned me.

GunnerX
9th Mar 2001, 12:00 PM
There's a member of PuF named MarleyMarl,
He's afraid of m0rety giving him a Hot Carl!
Little did he know, because he wasn't thinkin',
m0rety was planning to give him some Margarita rimmin'!!

the~oreca
9th Mar 2001, 12:20 PM
Just for this time
i'm gonna try to make a rhyme

Something outstanding
something a$$ kicking

Too bad I ain't got the skillz
to make a rhyme that kills

I don't know what to say
my keyboard in the hay

The pigs are going after me
but they ain't gonna get me because there isn't any piggies

Why am I wrighting this
Because i'm bored of playing SimCity

My people are moving away
not because of UFO rays

But because of m0rety
He's been farting around towny (couldn't find anything to rhyme)

I need to go eat
so say hi to my friend Pete (again couldn't find a rhyme)

darx
9th Mar 2001, 08:10 PM
mmm spam

the~oreca
11th Mar 2001, 06:17 PM
Wow that was a horrible rhyme!

GunnerX
18th May 2001, 03:57 PM
It's friday afternoon,
I'm gonna be going home soon..

I'm really bored,
yes bored I am,
So would you please read my spam?
GunnerX I am!

I'm chatting in #planetunreal,
with crazy people and a crazy gal.

CHRYSt, Zaccix, Jing and Helicon,
Skumboy too adds to the confusion.

Firestorm is there and so is the Lady,
Raptor makes jokes, although quite badly,
I just like to spam,
"sp0rk!" I am.

I_B_Bangin is still looking for Prince,
The Asian one has not been seen since.

WorkSlinger is busy, while doing some work,
While I sit here and post like a jerk.

I don't know what to say,
I don't know what to do,
So I shall bump spam,
GunnerX I am.

Zaccix
18th May 2001, 05:25 PM
Should I spam?
Zaccix I am!
How much can I cram?
Into a few lines of spam?

My lyrical slam
Some say is spam
But I never spam!
Cos Zaccix I am!

In IRC
You can see
Quite badly
What it needs

A joke or two
Me and you
Some hullabaloo
To liven the crew!

But would I spam?
Cos I can?
No! I won't spam!
Zaccix I am!

To post a rhyme
Doesn't cost a dime
Except on BT
Where nothing's free!

What they need
Is a feed
Into a power station
Shocking sensation!

Can I spam?
Like I am?
No! I never spam!
Cos Zaccix I am!

This thread is old
But shines like gold
Original fictionalisations
In four line connotations

Seminal musings
All just proving
That spam isn't bad
If written quite mad!

I'll give up the ghost
And close this post
Cos spam can only go
For so long before it's old

But I never spam!
To you I say damn!
I never spam!
Zaccix I am!

Morety
18th May 2001, 09:44 PM
Clan [Boom]
The undisputed, undefeated, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
[Boom]Boom|PuF

:D

That sig is a big reason of why he got asked to start LoL :) I love that sig.

MarlyMarl, HotCarl. Ha ha ha ha.

This was another good read. I'll have to add a bit of spam, but I'm too tired right now I am.

MST
19th May 2001, 12:11 AM
Try to make a rhyme with MST

/me knows that everyone wants to know how to pronounce it ;)

Is it MST
as in paste

or is it MST
as in pest

or is it MST
as in heist

or is it MST
as in gayest

Sparky
19th May 2001, 03:11 AM
Boom, that's one mighty fine established pr0n,... er spam collection you've got there... If only I could do so well ;).

mileena
5th Jul 2001, 02:54 AM
lmao this thread owns!!

i love how it disintegrated into a poopy poem thread. classic!

Luminuis
5th Jul 2001, 03:06 AM
Hehehe, Boom can spam!

Spam spam spam!

GunnerX
5th Jul 2001, 10:37 AM
This thread brings back memories,
from p00p to numerous orgies.

In IRC and in the f0s,
CHRYSt is nothing but a h0!
Look at Dopey trying to spam,
/me whacks him with some ham.

Oh look a n00b!
What a b00b!
Trying to tell us he's the best,
we flame him good just like the rest!

SimplyCosmic was quite good,
but his latest bout with the n00bs,
has sent him packing for a while,
hope he comes back with a smile.

The n00bs are gone,
things are quiet,
getting back to 'normal'
if that's what you want to call it.

However, 3 is the number,
and I'm still waiting for summer.
Too many things to do not being done
I'd rather be sitting out in the sun.

Have fun you guys,
one and all.
May the p00p be with you
have a ball.

This spam is done,
This spam was lame.
This spam is gone
I'll see ya in game.

el Gato
5th Jul 2001, 10:42 AM
GunnerX,

That 'new and improved' bunny sig rawks. :)