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Boom
25th May 2000, 05:53 PM
Nothing funny about it at all.

It really hurts when you bang that sucker.

They should call it something else.

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Morety
25th May 2000, 07:44 PM
I don't care what it's called. It aint funny when you've got a bone in your as$. Er, that's not what you meant is it...

Never Mind.

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Boom
25th May 2000, 09:56 PM
You are so naughty.

I meant my elbowbone. :)

I should have been a little more careful when I wrote the title to this thread.

You people are just awful with the innuendo.

Innuendo? Innuendo? Bend over and I'll show ya innuendo.

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Morety
26th May 2000, 03:32 AM
The topic really does look like there's a funny bone in your a$$(...or innuendo). ;)

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Boom
27th May 2000, 04:43 PM
He he

no no no, nothing inmyendo.

Just banged my elbone against the file cabinet.

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The_Inflictor
27th May 2000, 06:59 PM
ROFLMAO

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>no no no, nothing inmyendo<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Nice!

/me hopes the UBB code worked

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Morety
20th Jun 2000, 07:31 PM
I had a buddy who photocopied himself with a pair of glasses on top of "it" making it look like a big nose. It was a funny bone for sure.

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Boom
21st Jun 2000, 03:57 AM
ROTFLMAO.

Now were did I leave those glasses??

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~Cobra~
21st Jun 2000, 04:09 AM
ok you guys will pay for that mental picture you just put in my head...

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GunnerX
21st Jun 2000, 05:10 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Damn, BOOM was definitely asking for that one...

Geez, there's really nothing funny about banging that bone up your as$...

Funny Bone.. hahaha.. Damn, It don't mean ligament to me any more!! It's more like funny bone(r) now.. hehe..

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Troll|PuF
21st Jun 2000, 06:06 PM
Now we know that Boom's constant wriggling about during practise is nothing to do with his fancy aliases. He's trying to dislodge something.

;)

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el Gato|PuF
21st Jun 2000, 06:18 PM
Just don't bend over to pick up your glasses, Boom. You may get a funnybone up your a$$.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cubbard
To get her dog Rover a bone
When she bent over
Rover drove her
'Cause Rover had a bone of his own.

:)


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Kukuman
21st Jun 2000, 09:40 PM
I hit my funnybone on the last day of school VERY bad on my desk...three days later it still hurt to bend my arm.


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Vanilla
21st Jun 2000, 11:07 PM
geez!!!!!! you should all be VERY ashamed of yourselves!!! go wash your mouths out with soap!!!! not to mention your mind... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!!! boomy i thought you were nicer than that!!!!!stop talking such nonsense or ill change my sig and my keybinding!!!!!! :) j/k

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Boom
22nd Jun 2000, 02:10 PM
LOL at Vanilla.

All I said is that I banged my elbow :o

All these other people are obsessed with my tushy. Even Troll apparently ;)

I mean, it is a particularly cute tushy, so I guess I understand why its getting all that attention.

But I was just talking about my elbowbone. I'm still a good Boomy, but the rest of the gang here is just plain naughty :)

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Troll|PuF
22nd Jun 2000, 07:36 PM
I am not obsessed with your tushy, Boom. :) I was merely concerned about the fact that you may have something lodged up there and as my co-defender of the flag, I wanted to make sure it wouldn't affect your performance on Defense ;)

"Hey Troll, Cover me, I've got something stuck up my a$$ and I need to get it out"

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Boom
22nd Jun 2000, 08:15 PM
Troll, you're not obsessed with my tushy???

Not even a little??? But its soooooo cute!

:(

Oh well.

Anyway, I do appreciate your concern Ms. Troll, but I assure you that my dancing is purely a result of my happy feet. ;)

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Morety
22nd Jun 2000, 08:21 PM
Boom I gotta tell you,

Last night in Face you take a shot at me with the flak cannon and start dancing. I'm trying to shoot your a$$ and I started laughing in the middle of it and missed. It really is distracting as hell.

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Troll|PuF
22nd Jun 2000, 08:53 PM
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's frags per hour is being seriously adversely affected by Boom's dancing.

My personal favorite is the little cheerleading jog he does whever he stands still. But nothing is more horrifying and hysterically funny than Boom's shock combo. I think the machinations of it alone require the entire repetoire of his dance moves and it is a sight to behold.



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The_Dudester
22nd Jun 2000, 09:04 PM
/me really wants to see Boom in UT now...but probably wouldn't survive long enough to see him dance.. :(

Troll|PuF
22nd Jun 2000, 09:41 PM
Actually if the rumours I heard are correct, Boom will be financing his new soundcard purchase by dancing for dollars.

His "switchweapon" moves alone are worth more than any lap dance.

:)


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The_Dudester
22nd Jun 2000, 09:55 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar!

Or a hundred or so. :)

Troll|PuF
23rd Jun 2000, 03:39 AM
I think my experiences with the Boom dance are the most ph34rsome.

As most of you know, I like to listen to Britney Spears when I frag. She makes me want to kill. So there is nothing more frightening than seeing the Dreaded Boom Shock Combo Dance occur on your screen in PERFECT SYNCH with "Hit Me Baby One More Time."

Boom is OUR Britney. Except with smaller boobs.



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The_Dudester
23rd Jun 2000, 03:45 AM
No.

If Boom was our Britney, he'd have to be totally talentless, deserving only of a slow death by the hideous torture method of your choice...

Boom
23rd Jun 2000, 05:32 AM
He he he. I'm gonna have to start recording demos, or playing with "behindview 1" (so I can view my behind).

I'm the only one that doesn't get to see my dancing :(

I was just readings Troll's post and trying to go through (in my mind) what it must look like when I shock combo.

Alt fire - hump thrust
release alt - girly jogging dance
move forward, stop - hump thrust
move back, stop - girly jogging dance
primary fire - wave
release primary - girly jogging dance

OMG!!! Six dance moves every time I do a shock combo!!!! It uses 3 of the four taunts.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

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[This message has been edited by Boom (edited 06-23-2000).]

el Gato|PuF
23rd Jun 2000, 10:50 AM
Boom, you want to view yourself from behind so you could see the bone up your a$$? ;)

You should try it, or do a demo. I fear your dance moves as they make me pi$$ myself laughing. The other night my wife asked me what I was laughing at so loudly. I said, "the Boom dance". :)

Morety
23rd Jun 2000, 12:43 PM
lol right now

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el Gato|PuF
23rd Jun 2000, 05:16 PM
Boom has better legs. Plus he can drink. What he needs is some back-up dancers.

Hmmm....

I can see the next LOL practice now...

Boom - "One, and two, and thrust, and... NO GATO! I SAID THRUST, NOT SPIN! THRUST! THRUST! THRUST! GET IT RIGHT!"

:)

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Dark_Outlaw lPuFl
23rd Jun 2000, 05:37 PM
hey boooooooom...

what didya get on that corruption test again? i am sure that bone in your *** brought ya down a bit...

GunnerX
23rd Jun 2000, 06:31 PM
Are you sure you didn't jump on the flag and it's lodged in there? I could have sworn I saw you glowing!!

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el Gato
22nd Aug 2000, 09:52 AM
A sweet case of the swampies would cure you of this flag-up-the-butt ailment. Nothing will stay up there for long. :D

Morety
22nd Aug 2000, 10:19 AM
Here's the picture in my head right now...

Boom dancing around with a flag up his arse.

Reminds me of those little stringed toys on a base where you push the bottom of them and the toy dances. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

PsychoMoggieBagpuss
22nd Aug 2000, 10:50 AM
WTF is
release alt - girly jogging dance

Which taunt it that one?

Jing
22nd Aug 2000, 10:51 AM
This is a two month old post you spee-lunkers!

So stop funny-boning Boom's ass, i'm sure it's quite tired by now =)

Boom
22nd Aug 2000, 12:10 PM
Jing, I laughed soooo hard when I came back to chat and saw that "Server must be female" comment. You are on a roll my man.

Rumple, one of the female taunts (I think it is Victory1, but I'm not sure) is the "grrrly dance". She puts her arms up over her head and hops from foot to foot. Sooooo cute.

Gato, nice spelunking!! I love this thread.

Boom
22nd Aug 2000, 12:13 PM
Morety, I remember those toys.

I must be really really old too. :p

DedMeat
22nd Aug 2000, 12:35 PM
I played Boom for the first time a few nights ago and the shock-combo dance is a truely amazing sight, not to mention completely distracting :) Just thinking about it still makes me laugh.

Syri
23rd Aug 2000, 07:40 PM
RAOFLMAO

Unfortunately, I have never seen these dances, but this thread cracks me up! LOL

GunnerX
18th May 2001, 04:15 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!! Some classic threads to lighten up my day. :D

Morety
18th May 2001, 09:28 PM
I'm still waiting to see why Boom wants some guy named 'Funny' to bone his as$...