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The Dudester
11th May 2000, 03:43 AM
*sigh*
We can't have the NHL Playoffs topic ahead of one on nipples.
What are you people thinking?
(Of course, being English, I'm not infected by the insidious NHL virus that renders all American/Canadian males obsessed with continuous mindless sport...
and, luckily enough I've also avoided the evil "World Cup" virus that infects most British males! Yay! And it's all thanks to the protection of the Nerd bacillus!)

Cammy
11th May 2000, 07:34 AM
Why do we have only two? Also, why are they so much more sensitive and ticklish than the rest of your upper body, and why do they harden up when you pinch or tickle them?

Strange, isn't it?...

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The Dudester
11th May 2000, 07:47 AM
Most animals have enough nipples to feed the average number of babies they'll have at one time...
Humans tend to have one or two children at a time (on average) so they have two nipples.
(One nipple probably wouldn't work because humans have bilateral symmetry?)
They are more sensitive than the rest of the upper body because in women they have to respond to babies suckling on them. This requires more sensitivity than normal skin + probably the skin needs to be thinner so that
milk can be produced through them.
As for why they harden: again, this is an adaptation to help babies suckle.
As for why men still have nipples with these characteristics...well, it is probably easier for evolution to produce as little variation as possible when it doesn't have to. Men don't need not to have nipples, so they get them free as part of the generalised human body!
(Plus, men *can* lactate in certain circumstances, so it might even have a survival role?)
I know that the original post probably wasn't serious, but hey! I couldn't resist replying!

Vortex
11th May 2000, 07:57 AM
Sorry, but I'm not actually human so someone's going to have to explain to me what nipples are. Thanx.

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Cammy
11th May 2000, 08:05 AM
Thank you very much for your highly enlightening explanations, Dudester, though I'm still not entirely convinced of the reason you gave for men having *them*. And I also wonder: why does seeing those two cute l'il raisins on a person's body make us so excited?

I must remember to marry a man who *can* lactate.

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Vortex
11th May 2000, 08:17 AM
Cammy, you haven't told me what nipples are yet! Boohoo!

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BloW__Smoke
11th May 2000, 08:25 AM
That man have nipples is becourse it the first stages of the foetus the unborn child is sexless, and the body's are indentical to each sexe, Alltought on inpregnation the sexe is geneticly determined, the foetus is getting his gender only after 6 to 8 weeks after inpregination, if i recall my biology lesson right ;)
There are more of those simularities betweem man and woman what dissapears later, but i can't recall those.

Same as the body of yong kinds, didn't anyone noticed the body of a young girl is the same as a boy, only in the puberal years the girls starts to shape like an girl (waist & chest etc), and boy's start to grow facial and chest hair, and the voice lowers.

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Cammy
11th May 2000, 09:31 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Cammy, you haven't told me what nipples are yet! Boohoo!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Terribly sorry about that, Vortex. Okay, I'd presume you've interacted with us humans often enough (correct me if not) to notice that there is this area of our physical bodies called the 'chest', on which there are two little -- how shall I put it -- 'things'... They're about the size of our fingertips (Uhhh... You know what 'fingers' are?), and they're what we call 'nipples' in English. They tend to be somewhat larger in female than in male members of our species. (Sorry, but are you familiar with the fact that the human race is divided into two species, male and female?) They're roundish and deep pink in color and basically feel like plasticine, except they're springier. And in female members of our species certain interesting changes occur to the 'nipples' when a period of time has elapsed after doing certain things (I can elaborate in due course if you wish). What happens is that these 'nipples' start to secrete regularly a sweet, whitish liquid we call 'milk' -- though you need to suck the nipple for the milk to come out. This very rarely happens in males, though.

I'd love to tell you more but unfortunately many aspects of us humans are actually a mystery even to ourselves; we haven't quite figured out for example why we tend to experience considerable excitement upon seeing each other's nipples. We are doing much research on this; for now you might like to share with us whatever similar experiences your species might have.

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Sky
11th May 2000, 09:50 AM
You guys have way to much free time.

Loibisch
11th May 2000, 10:02 AM
I agree

Loibisch

Go on ;)

WAnk
11th May 2000, 10:49 AM
yes, continue with the story ;)

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The Dudester
11th May 2000, 12:13 PM
I'd guess that the excitement factor of seeing the nipples of someone you are attracted to is partially sociological...
The things people find interesting about the opposite sex change with our culture (for example, in Victorian England, women's ankles were seen as titillating by men).
Currently, due to the growing informalism of people's dress, people can only find the last few taboos of undress exciting (in general...and I know this is a dodgy argument) so therefore nipples become interesting to men (not being female I have no idea how exciting nipples are to them).
Also, I think some psychologists have suggested (on a sort-of Freudian model) that our interest in nipples might be connected to them being so important to us as babies (our first source of food).
Plus, nipples are sensitive areas of our body and so can be pleasureable to touch/be touched on. The seeing of anothers nipples is possibly connected to the implication of some mutual contact and thus...
(This is of course connected to the first point)
Sorry if this seems confused, but I'm really doing a stream-of-consciousness thing here.

Morety
11th May 2000, 12:14 PM
I've already posted this information in a previous thread.

Guys have nipples so they can draw big eyeballs around them. Then they can draw big lips around their belly-buttons.

Then, after massive amounts of beer, we can bounce our bellies up and down while whistling the "Andy Griffith" tune.

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The Dudester
11th May 2000, 12:18 PM
BTW, thanks to BloW_Smoke for extending my useless attempt at explaining about the idea of a generalised human being.
I was trying to avoid all the foetus specialisation stuff but it just ended up being a stupid explanation without it.

The Gravedigger
11th May 2000, 12:39 PM
Cammy, do you perchance get turned on by YOUR OWN nipples?

BloW__Smoke
11th May 2000, 12:58 PM
He' human biologie lessons where the only ones i paid attention, specially if we had it over girls ;)

Go now, and multiply you'r selves !!

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Boom
11th May 2000, 12:59 PM
Hey, Cammy. I can't lactate, but I'm willing to learn.

Ah, to marry a UT playing woman. The ultimate fantasy. You can study my man nipples as I play.


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Cammy
11th May 2000, 12:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Guys have nipples so they can draw big eyeballs around them. Then they can draw big lips around their belly-buttons. Then, after massive amounts of beer, we can bounce our bellies up and down while whistling the "Andy Griffith" tune.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think gals sometimes do it too, right?

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Cammy, do you perchance get turned on by YOUR OWN nipples?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Whaddya think? Hee, hee... :D

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The Dudester
11th May 2000, 01:06 PM
I *like* this thread!
:)

Vortex
11th May 2000, 01:07 PM
Hmm, after reading this, I can guess that Cammy must be quite strange. Just like the rest of us then :).

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The Dudester
11th May 2000, 01:35 PM
Just moving this thread to the top of the topic list!

BTW,
Vortex....who said we were strange?
The purple fluffy space rabbits don't think I'm strange...so maybe its just you?

BloW__Smoke
11th May 2000, 01:40 PM
if you where normal vortex, you'r net even human ;) so how do you understand us, if we don't understand ourselves :)

And don't anyone here got those eye's tattoot on they nippels, i do ;) and mouth on my belly. with piercings ;)

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The Dudester
11th May 2000, 01:44 PM
Come on BloW...
where's the fun if you tattoo them on?
The whole point is in the drawing...surely?
Or is it just me that likes the feel of drawing implements on flesh?

Cammy
11th May 2000, 10:58 PM
I think just drawing those eyes on isn't fun enough -- we should have 3D plastic attachments that look like eyes, and furthermore give off light and sound.

I think Vortex is confused about nipples because he belongs to a species whose eyes are physiologically located precisely where our nippies are. Gee, if that's the case, no wonder he's confused -- I'd be, too.

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The Dudester
11th May 2000, 11:05 PM
Cammy - I think you've found a new burgeoning market with those 3d plastic flashing nipple eyes. I'd buy them!

As for Vortex...wow! If his eyes are where our nipples are then what do his t-shirts look like?
eh?
The public needs to know!

Cammy
12th May 2000, 12:32 AM
Look, Dudester, you still haven't got it -- Vortex doesn't wear T-shirts, he's not human. Right, Vortex?

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The Dudester
12th May 2000, 12:35 AM
(stubbornly)
He could have *alien* t-shirts...
:)

titanus
12th May 2000, 01:31 AM
Wow! Anyway to get these kind of shirts?

:D

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The Dudester
12th May 2000, 01:37 AM
You have to send an order form by email to Zeta Reticuli. Unfortunately you'll need a big radio telescope dish to get the signal strength + focus and you have to wait 50 years for the reply (the alien dudes are of course more advanced than us (they have Unreal 3 already!) so they instantly teleport your alien t-shirt to you when they receive your signal).
The price is currently two Zetan Poulutis per t-shirt.
(A Poulutis is a 30 cm diameter circular coin made of pure belly lint, compressed into a solid structure.)

Cammy
12th May 2000, 04:25 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Hey, Cammy. I can't lactate, but I'm willing to learn.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'll consider once you've gained full mastery of the art of lactating. :D


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Voyd
12th May 2000, 04:55 AM
ok so i havent come to off topic in about a month and what do i see, a thread about nipples. guess ill have to come by more often :)

WAnk
12th May 2000, 07:13 AM
lol voyd, agreed :) :) :) :) i stopped by here last night, and what do i find!!!! hooray for cammy, and hooray for nipples! ;)

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Vortex
12th May 2000, 07:43 AM
That's right. My species don't have t-shirts cos we don't have clothes. We lack a physical manifestation which does make life kind of dull. I'd like to give it a try though. Anyone got any human bodies lying around that they're not using?

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BloW__Smoke
12th May 2000, 09:58 AM
he, its even worse on this planet, we got even human body walk around what we don't use, from the top of my head, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, ehh Arnold Swarzenegger, Britney Spears, are a few what i could think of ;) you can take them, they are alienated allready ;)

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GunnerX
12th May 2000, 01:26 PM
Nipples!!! Nipples!!! Who's got hairy Nipples!!

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Morety
12th May 2000, 01:45 PM
Nipples? Dang, I thought this was "tipples" and stopped by for a quick drink. :(

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Mute
12th May 2000, 02:03 PM
Nipples.... mmmmmmm.....

Actually, mine aren't sensative at all. I feel quite ripped off. But I still like other people's nipples :).



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The Dudester
12th May 2000, 02:04 PM
Come now Morety,
wouldn't you rather have some nice nipples than that nasty alcohol stuff?

Morety
12th May 2000, 02:25 PM
I do got nice nipples. :)

I'm an old married guy. Gimme booze. :)

Er, hang on, maybe not....

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Morety
12th May 2000, 02:43 PM
*Slap's myself alongside the head*

I just realized. We can not possibly have a thread about nipples without:


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MANBOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Dudester
12th May 2000, 02:47 PM
agggghhhhhh
(faints)

I've lost all faith in the Universe now I know it allows the existence of *that*. (Well...I was already close to the edge anyway, what with the fact that Britney Spears can also exist in the universe)

maxrevs
13th May 2000, 01:49 AM
wow , I never checked out off topic before , I'm sorry for what I've missed , do you know what's disgusting , women whose aureloe (brown circle around nipple) is the same size as the speakers on my stereo &lt;exsageration&gt; :(

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Cammy
13th May 2000, 02:55 AM
Morety, that fat man looks so full of milk :D(*slurp, slurp*) Could you tell me where to find him, huh, pleeeease? :D

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NIGMA666
13th May 2000, 03:50 AM
YAY!

Nipples taste good to ;)

More Nips Plz!

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Cammy
13th May 2000, 01:24 PM
Here! Here! You can have some of mine! :D

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Boom
14th May 2000, 01:10 AM
Cammy, I just noticed your status tag. ;)

Can I buy you a drink? ;) ;)

/me is still trying to lactate.

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Ritz
14th May 2000, 06:36 AM
Whoa there, back up!

Men can lactate?

Ive never done this, and if anything milky came outta my nipples I wouldnt know what to do :\

Voyd
14th May 2000, 09:17 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Men can lactate?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i bet Mr.ManBoobies up there can lactate.


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Cammy
14th May 2000, 11:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Can I buy you a drink?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Suuuuuuuure! :D

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SEFE
15th May 2000, 12:20 AM
I met this crazy mufaka (male) who's nipples would lactate.(not that lactating and mental illness coincide) I first noticed stains on his t-shirt (on the nipple regions), confronted him about it, he showed me ... he squeezed out a trickle of milk . I ran away.

Cammy
15th May 2000, 04:03 AM
Why did you run away? :o

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HuFlungDung
15th May 2000, 04:44 AM
You know what's really gross? Pierced nipples! I can't imagine anyone undergoing that procedure! It makes me shudder. And especially women who've done that, how could they ruin their natural jewelry like that?

The Dudester
15th May 2000, 07:00 AM
Ok...now this topic really *is* starting to worry me :).

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Necroth
15th May 2000, 11:10 AM
I had an piercing for a few weeks in my eyebrow, but i realized suddenly that is was a handycap with my sport and removed it. (martial arts (penjac))
But i least for me, it never did any pain, shooting the piercing in, but then my painlevel is quite high.
Why i did it, same why i got tattoos, i like them (call me weird, i'm proud of that)

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yellow_hobbit
15th May 2000, 06:42 PM
we only have two because britney spears would look stupid with more!!!

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The Dudester
15th May 2000, 06:53 PM
But Britney looks stupid with two as well...

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Mute
15th May 2000, 10:17 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>You know what's really gross? Pierced nipples!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know this is off topic for an off topic thread, but what's your take on tongue piercings? *grin* :D

ps. We already have a britney spears thread! The contamination is spreading! no......!

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HuFlungDung
16th May 2000, 04:26 AM
I wouldn't advocate tongue piercings, but at least the thought doesn't make me cringe.

Cammy
17th May 2000, 02:17 PM
Gaaaah! Why on earth would anyone want to pierce any part of his or her body at all? The thought of piercing the ears alone already makes me cringe (that's why I don't wear earrings) -- let alone the tongue (gasp), the eyelids (shudder), or the nips!!

Truth be told, I actually once saw a man who wore nipple rings (OUCH!!). I just can't understand why anyone would wanna do that. Ah well, guess it takes all sorts to make a world...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Men can lactate? Ive never done this, and if anything milky came outta my nipples I wouldnt know what to do :\<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You can always go into business, right? Maybe a dairy products firm. :D



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Morety
17th May 2000, 02:21 PM
as opposed to firm dairy products?

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XxBonesxX
17th May 2000, 05:32 PM
What got this topic going?? Mercy people don't you have more you know productive topics to post :)

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Morety
17th May 2000, 05:46 PM
Productive?

Nipples produce milk. Mother's milk is a life force to all children in the world.

What could be more productive than that?

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yellow_hobbit
17th May 2000, 06:01 PM
Well when I drunk mother's milk I was sick everywhere and I hate milk now too!!

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Cammy
17th May 2000, 11:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Nipples produce milk. Mother's milk is a life force to all children in the world.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Morety, you have moved me to tears... :D :D

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SEFE
17th May 2000, 11:19 PM
ok so human milk is a nono
but people drink the stuff outta cows ...yuk

vegan.

Mute
18th May 2000, 02:11 AM
Heh... I'm vegetarian (okay, how predictable and I becoming around here these days?), but not vegan (a huge step, much harder than just becoming vegetarian) that I should really take. Unfortunately I love dairy products (although it is an evil industry) and especially milk... yum. I'll take any kind (unless it comes out of manboobs ;) ).

Here is an excerpt from: http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_093.html

Anyway, both male and female babies are born with the main milk ducts intact--the gland that produces milk is there in the male, but it remains undeveloped unless stimulated by the female hormone, estrogen. Occasionally, a male baby is born with enough of his mother's estrogen in his body to produce a bizarre phenomenon known as "witches' milk," with the male glands, suitably stimulated, pumping away at the moment of birth.

In the adult male, the dormant glands can still be revived by a sufficient dose of estrogen. Actual lactation is rare--only a couple cases have been recorded. But at least one writer (Daly, 1978) has suggested that the "physiological impediments to the evolution of male lactation do not seem individually surmountable." Meaning we may yet see the dawn of the truly liberated household.

GunnerX
18th May 2000, 03:15 AM
Oooh... Pierced Nipples turn me on!!

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Dus
18th May 2000, 10:17 AM
Before you know it men can become pregnant.
I shiver at the thought. I can't even see myself walkin' around with a baby, let alone feeding it with my own nipples, no thanks.
But hey, thats me, maybe some "men" like that kinda stuff. That thought makes me shiver even more, I think I'm going to faint now.

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The_Dudester
18th May 2000, 02:32 PM
Actually, the medical world has dallied with the idea of "male surrogate mothers".
There's quite a lot of spare room in the abdomen, so the idea is that you can implant an embryo in an artificial womb, and attach the placenta to the abdominal muscles (as they get lots of blood).
Of course...this is still theoretical...but if anyone wants to volunteer?

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Cammy
19th May 2000, 04:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>Oooh... Pierced Nipples turn me on!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shivers...


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Dus
20th May 2000, 10:52 PM
This great topic is actually 27th on the topic list, we can't have that now can we?
Therefore:

*BUMP*

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Dus
21st May 2000, 02:48 AM
I know I like this topic, but I don't know what to say, HELP!
But for now:

*BUMP*

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I'm a bombexpert, if you see me freak, RUN!

Cammy
21st May 2000, 01:02 PM
C'mom, Burrie boy, use some imagination!

Or should I start a new topic/thread on... PRIVATE PARTS? :D :D

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Tonight. Hot, hot, hot.

Boom
21st May 2000, 09:38 PM
Here's your drink Cammy...

/me hands Cammy a nice merlot...

...and a shot of tequila.

Private parts??

Oh my, now I am feeling faint.

/me is very shy about sexy stuff.

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ThrasherX9
21st May 2000, 11:25 PM
Man, i love this thread. Just something about nipples(woman nipples that is, and a UT girl :) ) gets me going....

i uh... have to go


BTW, cammy, you uh... got a pic of your self :)

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I forgot what a sig was...


[This message has been edited by ThrasherX9 (edited 05-21-2000).]

SEFE
21st May 2000, 11:46 PM
heheh ...nasty

Cammy
22nd May 2000, 10:10 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>/me hands Cammy a nice merlot...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Look here, dumbo, I don't want merlot! I want milk!

YOURS!! :D

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Morety
20th Jun 2000, 07:45 PM
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Board/8442/4850.jpg
Manboobs says:
"Milk for the masses, milk for the masses. Come one come all and suckle upon my teats."

How many times has my sig changed since this thread started? Hmmm, time to change it again.


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Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

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GunnerX
21st Jun 2000, 05:15 AM
You should change your status to "Bringer of Dead". What happened to Cammy anyways?

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DSV_Selerox[PuF]
21st Jun 2000, 08:41 AM
What did happen to Cammy?

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&lt;[Ci]Skumboy|PuF&gt; And the moral of the story is..... pffffffft, what moral? i just banned Blender!

&lt;DSV_Selerox[PuF]&gt; Yes I'm LordKhaine's brother (unfortunatly)
&lt;RaptoR[PuF]&gt; but you're not retarded, how can u be related?

phil
24th Aug 2000, 12:05 AM
>*BUMP*<

Game0rz
24th Aug 2000, 01:09 AM
ahh, i dont know who cammy is... (by the name im assuming SHE?) but if welcome back. i read your other post wondering why no one noticed, and it was mentioned in that for you to bump this thread, but it looks like it was already done, so just reply i guess :)

Cammy
24th Aug 2000, 05:12 AM
No worries, fellas, I'm still around!

So deeply moved to see that people are still interested in this thread after such a long time... *sniff*...

All right, now, any, uh, new contributions on this wonderful topic? Hey, there's gotta be more pix like Mr. Manboobs(mmmmmm), yeah?

Vortex
24th Aug 2000, 06:22 AM
Cammy, now that your back do you wish to join the crew of The Eternaty!? Please?

read the sig!

RizMan|PuF
24th Aug 2000, 09:46 AM
Oh yeah, we need some female crewmembers or else, we're all gonna turn out gay, like in the Navy ;)
Note: I do not have a problem with gay poeple, I have some very good friends who are gay.

Morety
2nd Oct 2000, 10:45 AM
avoid that eternaty thread like the plague Cammy. Unless you're into logs. Let's keep this on topic, shall we?

I believe that when it comes to seeing a girls boobs, that if you haven't seen the rotten spot, you haven't seen them.

Even the word "nipple" is cute sounding. It's rather nipply out this morning.

DIGITRON
2nd Oct 2000, 10:49 AM
nipples? youve got my attention.

Morety
2nd Oct 2000, 11:08 AM
Question for Cammy:

Would you taste male lactation? I'm sure a lot of the guys in here wouldn't want to taste female lactation.

Cammy
2nd Oct 2000, 07:48 PM
Would you taste male lactation?

Depends on the male in question. With nice, plump, cuddly Mr. Manboobs above, I'd probably say 'yes' -- if he's game.

I'm sure a lot of the guys in here wouldn't want to taste female lactation.

Why not? Isn't it supposed to be nice? Wouldn't you anxiously run to Lucy Lawless or Pamela Anderson if they offered you theirs??

Morety
2nd Oct 2000, 08:40 PM
Well, it seems that in both cases, it depends on the source. :)

Jing
2nd Oct 2000, 08:48 PM
HFB =)

ShinyObject
3rd Oct 2000, 12:46 PM
So does the milk ever go bad? You know, if it doesn't come out for a while. There has to be some kinda expiration date.

Cammy
5th Oct 2000, 06:39 AM
No, it gets recycled back into the body and its freshness gets rejuvenated. Thought you should know??

LordKhaine
5th Oct 2000, 06:59 AM
Mental note: Cammy is a threat to the sanity of society as we know it :)

Cammy
5th Oct 2000, 08:05 AM
Cammy is a threat to the sanity of society as we know it

I am more than that... I am the mother of all witches!! Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!!

Let's see what you have, Witch-Hunter!!

LordKhaine
5th Oct 2000, 11:25 AM
I have more than eneugh to deal with you:p

ShinyObject
6th Oct 2000, 01:04 AM
Let's talk about nipples again cammy.

alien8
6th Oct 2000, 02:15 AM
Or my pierced tongue ;) ... My girlfriend goes absolutely crazy over it :P

Kristina|BFH
6th Oct 2000, 12:40 PM
My nipples are hard right now! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LordKhaine
6th Oct 2000, 09:19 PM
See how Cammy hides from my awesome might:D

Cammy
7th Oct 2000, 03:07 AM
My nipples are hard right now! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kristina, I'd presume you've been trying very hard for a long time to make your nipples harden up, and that now you've finally succeeded? Well, congratulations!:D

Let's talk about nipples again cammy.

Come, why don'tcha take the initiative? Think of something nipply to say!

Or my pierced tongue

Just why would anyone want to have any part of his or her body pierced?:confused:Especially his tongue?? OUCH!!

See how Cammy hides from my awesome might

Lord Khaine, my powers of clairvoyance allow me to know a lot more about you than you realize! I know you're of Italian descent, for example, and that you're also called Commander Khaine elsewhere in the infinite reaches of cyberspace... No, you're no match for me, Lord Khaine! Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!!:D

Morety
7th Oct 2000, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by LordKhaine
my awesome might:D


8====D http://forums.planetunreal.com/images/icons/icon11.gif

Cammy
7th Oct 2000, 03:27 AM
8====D

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Please, don't bring it any closer, don't bring it any closer!! I surrender, I surrender!!

Vortex
7th Oct 2000, 06:15 AM
Wow! This topic is still going!? Never mind, just annoying 'cos my inbox is still getting filled up with notifications. I'll try and think up something "nipply" to say while I'm here perhaps.

Or maybe later.

LordKhaine
7th Oct 2000, 10:43 AM
Commander Khaine? I can assure you the only name i have ever gone on the internet as, is LordKhaine.

And Im not afraid of your "mystic" powers. Biatch:p

BillyBadAss
7th Oct 2000, 10:58 AM
Don't under-estimate the power of the clitoris! It will rule your world!

Cammy
7th Oct 2000, 07:40 PM
Don't under-estimate the power of the clitoris!

Uhhh... What is 'clitoris'? Is it the name of a space ship in some sci-fi movie, you know, like 'nemesis'? And how nipply is this clitoris thing anyway?

Care to explain, Billy?:D

DeaDStevE
7th Oct 2000, 11:23 PM
i feel lost

ShinyObject
8th Oct 2000, 01:37 AM
Initiative huh...how come some womens outer nipples are teeny weenie and some womens are as big as the boob?

Morety
8th Oct 2000, 02:07 AM
Do you be talking about the rotten spot there goshen? Otherwise known as the aureola?

ShinyObject
8th Oct 2000, 02:17 AM
You're naughty Morety. You're making me blush. teehee

Morety
8th Oct 2000, 02:22 AM
I noticed that. :D

Jing
8th Oct 2000, 03:55 AM
b00bies 0wn j00

But you see, you need TWO b00bies to 0wn j00... just one wont suffice.

However, you only need one clit0ris to 0wn j00... although more than one is always nice.

i remember one of the older streetfighter game, chun li and cammy jiggled when they walked around...I'm not sure, but i don't think they do that. How many muscles does it take to make those puppies not jiggle around all playful like?

Cammy
8th Oct 2000, 05:29 AM
How about Mai Shiranui from The King of Fighters? Her giant boobs jiggle a lot more than either Chun Li or me.:p

The_Dudester
8th Oct 2000, 07:49 AM
And I thought this topic died months ago...

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that women jiggling in fighting games is a recent thing. I don't recall the original Streetfighter having much jigglage, but later versions do I think. Progress, eh?

phil
8th Oct 2000, 09:13 AM
heh you can neorageX (a neo geo emulator) wich can be found here http://www.emux.com and the kof99 rom wich you'll have to find on yer own.... ya can capture every frame of Mai Shiranui's boob movment you'd be amazed how realistic it is :)

not that id know or anything :p

The_Dudester
8th Oct 2000, 09:29 AM
And to think, this topic started out so innocently. ;)

Cammy
8th Oct 2000, 10:13 AM
Haven't heard from ya for so long! How have ya been? Welcome back!

Yes, and let's continue with our favorite topic...:p

Syri
8th Oct 2000, 10:17 AM
hey, I could talk about Cammy and her nipples all day! :D

The_Dudester
10th Oct 2000, 06:06 AM
Sorry, I can't let this thread fall off the second page...

So...um, nipples eh? <desperately tries to think of way of reinvigorating interest in this topic...>

DIGITRON
10th Oct 2000, 04:15 PM
damn i cant get any work done around here with posts like this one.

its bad enough that i think of sex/nipples/clitoris' and my favorite...the chinrest, every 5.5 seconds on a normal day, now after reading this post its jumped to every 0.5 seconds.

and while not even knowing cammy, shes now a goddess in my mind.

Syri
10th Oct 2000, 06:01 PM
yep, nipples. great, aren't they? :D

Cammy
11th Oct 2000, 06:14 AM
and while not even knowing cammy, shes now a goddess in my mind.

Thank you, Digitron. I'm flattered.:)

Just curious to know: how many of you at least sometimes actually play with your own nipz to turn yourselves on?:p

DIGITRON
11th Oct 2000, 08:07 AM
ive tried but it just doesnt work for me.

LordKhaine
11th Oct 2000, 11:01 AM
Just curious to know: how many of you at least sometimes actually play with your own nipz to turn yourselves on?

Dont worry Cammy, thats perfectly normal for an insane woman like yourself:p

DIGITRON
11th Oct 2000, 05:17 PM
i suppose it depends on what you use to play with them.
hehe

Cammy
18th Oct 2000, 09:39 AM
i suppose it depends on what you use to play with them.

Gee, I didn't know there's actually a variety of different things you can use for playing with your nipz!

Uhhh... Care to give some... examples?:p