Slap my ass and call me a biyatch.

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CousCous

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Woohoo! I just won the "Name that bot!" contest at Nali City! I've never won anything in my whole life. Granted, I was a little disappointed when the reward did not include cash money, liquor, or scantily clad women, but they did finally review my map CTF-Eightspan. Which I suppose they would have done anyways after the sh!tstorm of threatening e-mails I was planning on sending their way, but this is quicker...

I figure that if you only get to win one thing your whole life, you pray that it's either the lottery or an argument with your mother. But I'll take what I can get... And what I got was... a seven. 7 out of 10 for my map. The 70th percentile. That's like, barely a C. Hmmmm...damn those Nali City reviewers, damn them to heck!

However, I do still urge everyone to go to Nali City so they can bask in the glow of my incredible win. ;)
 
ChrisToth.hu

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/me slaps CousCous' aahz

Yah, byitch! :)

Congrats m8. What's the prob with the 7...it's nice.
I got a 6.5 for Abyss on the same week when DM-1on1-Contact got a 9.5. :) Hah! Pah @ them...

(I wonder what I'll get for Axon...)
 
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Nothings wrong with a 7, I'm just kidding. I'm actually pretty pleased with that. But how the hell did CTF-Abyss get a 6.5? That ain't no 6.5... No level that pretty should get a 6.5. And I'm betting that DM-Axon gets no less than a 8.5. If it does...well, I shall have to administer a few savage pummelings to Nali City executives. Don't they know who Chris Toth is?
 
ChrisToth.hu

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I agree with some points of the review but I think it deserved a higher score...but this isn't the thing what pisses me off the most. I got a low score...I don't care, but compare it to maps that got the same score as Abyss...

And the other thing...Contact got a 9.5 with the SAME major problems* as Abyss from the SAME reviewer on the SAME week. :)

*(too many rockets+narrow bridges...I aggree...this was a big downpoint of Abyss. Bad lighting...check out Contac and tell me it has an Akuma-like lighting)
 
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