In an effort to convince myself I'm not crazy, I've decided to share three really weird dreams I've had with you -- I may even share a fourth one that I had when I was an infant and I still remember the details to this day.
First Dream (my personal favorite):
I had this dream last night. I was a soldier with a squad of other soldiers. Apparently, a genetically-engineered super-soldier creature (you remember how 'the company' in Alien and Aliens wanted a xenomorph to use as a biological weapon? same type of philosophy behind the creation of my beast) had gotten loose from its transit container, and was wreaking havoc in the suburbs. Anyways, these suburbs look alot like the suburbs <i>I</i> live in, and its winter time. So there's a huge forest area and we're assigned to protect the people in the houses. We find one of the soldiers who transported the creature is stomped to death, and with the help of UV light (don't ask me why, since blood in snow should be obvious) we find some blood in the snow and look up, to find that the creature has hung him in a tree. One catch about this creature -- he can turn fu<i></i>cking <i>invisible</i>. For the next five or so minutes, I watch as random gunfire goes off, chattering away, and the soldiers are picked off one by one, until about half of us are left. We decide to bunker down in the houses, which would probably be safer and help protect the people inside alot better. Suddenly, *BOOM*, somebody shoots a rocket into a house. We go to investigate, ready to shoot the soldier for taking out a family, when we realise the "corpses" are actually just dummies for a model home. We go into a house, and there's a family there that seems to ignore us completely. If that's not strange enough, the kid is flying a kite inside. With no wind. Even stranger yet, it turns out I seem to have psychic powers as I announce "I know this place -- I've hunted the creature here before. He'll take the kite string and use it to slit the family's throats." As if right on cue, bam, all the family falls dead. I start shooting at the creature (or at least where I think it is) and end up hitting it... curious thing about it is that when it gets shot, where it gets shot glows like a flourescent red. Regardless, right as we're about to kill it, that's when I wake up.
Second dream (alot shorter, ALOT stranger):
This is all I can remember about this one... I'm a guard at a school for troubled youth, and this kid (who I was told is an 'expert at stabbing people') and his friends are having an incident in a room that looks alot like a crawl space behind a furnace or something. Anyways, I'm told to take them down, and I'm given a world war II looking rifle to do it with. I go into the room, and this kid is stabbing everyone with anything he can find, right in the back of the neck, where they drop dead. Anyways, a few shots later, and all the kids are dead. I go back to this class, and I sit on the floor at the front of the class, and there's this giant three foot parakeet or budgie or something... and it bites my index or middle finger on my left hand (all I remember was that it hurt ALOT) so I bashed its head into the wall a few times to try to loosen it up.
Third dream (I had this one about nine months ago, I still remember some of it):
I was on this field trip with my class, and we were walking around, and all of a sudden these jets fly by. I get all scared, cause I think they're going to bomb us, but my teacher reassures me by saying that a) they're celebrating the new building of this internation science station in the ocean and that b) we can fly too. So off we go, flying through the air, when we see the science station in the ocean. My friend starts narrating the history of the science station by telling us it was started by the United States, and that other nations jumped on the bandwagon and helped finish it off. It looks like a giant ship, and its front end, complete with a cockpit, is docked at a pier. I decide to check it out, so I plunge into the ocean, and take this elevator from underwater up. The ship starts to sink, so I run to the front and get pulled out the front of the cockpit through a window, onto the pier. Now we have to evacuate the earth, so we leave. Three of us make it out together. We end up going to the planet of the Jews (I'm not making this up) because it has a good restaurant. The three of us are eating at a restaurant, which is about five stories high, and has about fifty meters of space between each individual table (a feeling of agorophobia ensues.) We finish up, and go outside, where a bunch of little jew kids are playing a game of ring around the rosie. Some dark force decides that these two columns in the walls should turn into Iron Maidens (the torture device, not the band [though the band could be used as a torture device all itself]) and start swallowing up the kids. An old Jewish couple decides to sacrifice their lives by jumping into the two iron maidens instead of allowing the kids to be eaten up. We decide to leave. We end up on a resort planet. The entire planet consists entirely of a patio, and a swimming pool. There we find out that that dark force is jealous that the people of earth survived earth's destruction and has set up base in the ruins of the old planet, so we make the whole fu<i></i>cking planet move as we go back (the three of us and our tiny resort planet) to battle this evil.
And lastly, this is the dream I had when I was a kid. Mighty strange. I still remember every detail of it, despite having it when I was three or four years old. I suppose it could help explain my irrational fear of inanimate objects coming to life that I still have to this day.
Anyways, it starts out with my sister and myself getting picked up by our birth father. He tells us he's taking us to the mall. We're very excited for some reason, and we go to my grandmother's house to get flashlights. He takes us to the mall on his motorcycle, and we go into the mall. Inside the mall there's this giant statue (my dad says its 60 feet tall) and my dad asks us if we want to sit on its shoulders. We, of course, say yes. My dad has no trouble whatsoever putting us on the shoulders of something 60 feet tall. We sit up there for a while, and then come down. Next we start flashing our flashlights on the statue (by turning them on and off very rapidly) and this somehow pisses the statue off, which comes to life. My sister disappears, and my dad puts me on his shoulders and starts running around, hiding in stores. The statue finds us and bites his head clean off, and I take his car keys and escape in his red corvette (which he never owned, and which we didn't come to the mall in, but I liked corvettes.)
Yeah, so lets hear some weird sh<i></i>it you guys dreamed up.
First Dream (my personal favorite):
I had this dream last night. I was a soldier with a squad of other soldiers. Apparently, a genetically-engineered super-soldier creature (you remember how 'the company' in Alien and Aliens wanted a xenomorph to use as a biological weapon? same type of philosophy behind the creation of my beast) had gotten loose from its transit container, and was wreaking havoc in the suburbs. Anyways, these suburbs look alot like the suburbs <i>I</i> live in, and its winter time. So there's a huge forest area and we're assigned to protect the people in the houses. We find one of the soldiers who transported the creature is stomped to death, and with the help of UV light (don't ask me why, since blood in snow should be obvious) we find some blood in the snow and look up, to find that the creature has hung him in a tree. One catch about this creature -- he can turn fu<i></i>cking <i>invisible</i>. For the next five or so minutes, I watch as random gunfire goes off, chattering away, and the soldiers are picked off one by one, until about half of us are left. We decide to bunker down in the houses, which would probably be safer and help protect the people inside alot better. Suddenly, *BOOM*, somebody shoots a rocket into a house. We go to investigate, ready to shoot the soldier for taking out a family, when we realise the "corpses" are actually just dummies for a model home. We go into a house, and there's a family there that seems to ignore us completely. If that's not strange enough, the kid is flying a kite inside. With no wind. Even stranger yet, it turns out I seem to have psychic powers as I announce "I know this place -- I've hunted the creature here before. He'll take the kite string and use it to slit the family's throats." As if right on cue, bam, all the family falls dead. I start shooting at the creature (or at least where I think it is) and end up hitting it... curious thing about it is that when it gets shot, where it gets shot glows like a flourescent red. Regardless, right as we're about to kill it, that's when I wake up.
Second dream (alot shorter, ALOT stranger):
This is all I can remember about this one... I'm a guard at a school for troubled youth, and this kid (who I was told is an 'expert at stabbing people') and his friends are having an incident in a room that looks alot like a crawl space behind a furnace or something. Anyways, I'm told to take them down, and I'm given a world war II looking rifle to do it with. I go into the room, and this kid is stabbing everyone with anything he can find, right in the back of the neck, where they drop dead. Anyways, a few shots later, and all the kids are dead. I go back to this class, and I sit on the floor at the front of the class, and there's this giant three foot parakeet or budgie or something... and it bites my index or middle finger on my left hand (all I remember was that it hurt ALOT) so I bashed its head into the wall a few times to try to loosen it up.
Third dream (I had this one about nine months ago, I still remember some of it):
I was on this field trip with my class, and we were walking around, and all of a sudden these jets fly by. I get all scared, cause I think they're going to bomb us, but my teacher reassures me by saying that a) they're celebrating the new building of this internation science station in the ocean and that b) we can fly too. So off we go, flying through the air, when we see the science station in the ocean. My friend starts narrating the history of the science station by telling us it was started by the United States, and that other nations jumped on the bandwagon and helped finish it off. It looks like a giant ship, and its front end, complete with a cockpit, is docked at a pier. I decide to check it out, so I plunge into the ocean, and take this elevator from underwater up. The ship starts to sink, so I run to the front and get pulled out the front of the cockpit through a window, onto the pier. Now we have to evacuate the earth, so we leave. Three of us make it out together. We end up going to the planet of the Jews (I'm not making this up) because it has a good restaurant. The three of us are eating at a restaurant, which is about five stories high, and has about fifty meters of space between each individual table (a feeling of agorophobia ensues.) We finish up, and go outside, where a bunch of little jew kids are playing a game of ring around the rosie. Some dark force decides that these two columns in the walls should turn into Iron Maidens (the torture device, not the band [though the band could be used as a torture device all itself]) and start swallowing up the kids. An old Jewish couple decides to sacrifice their lives by jumping into the two iron maidens instead of allowing the kids to be eaten up. We decide to leave. We end up on a resort planet. The entire planet consists entirely of a patio, and a swimming pool. There we find out that that dark force is jealous that the people of earth survived earth's destruction and has set up base in the ruins of the old planet, so we make the whole fu<i></i>cking planet move as we go back (the three of us and our tiny resort planet) to battle this evil.
And lastly, this is the dream I had when I was a kid. Mighty strange. I still remember every detail of it, despite having it when I was three or four years old. I suppose it could help explain my irrational fear of inanimate objects coming to life that I still have to this day.
Anyways, it starts out with my sister and myself getting picked up by our birth father. He tells us he's taking us to the mall. We're very excited for some reason, and we go to my grandmother's house to get flashlights. He takes us to the mall on his motorcycle, and we go into the mall. Inside the mall there's this giant statue (my dad says its 60 feet tall) and my dad asks us if we want to sit on its shoulders. We, of course, say yes. My dad has no trouble whatsoever putting us on the shoulders of something 60 feet tall. We sit up there for a while, and then come down. Next we start flashing our flashlights on the statue (by turning them on and off very rapidly) and this somehow pisses the statue off, which comes to life. My sister disappears, and my dad puts me on his shoulders and starts running around, hiding in stores. The statue finds us and bites his head clean off, and I take his car keys and escape in his red corvette (which he never owned, and which we didn't come to the mall in, but I liked corvettes.)
Yeah, so lets hear some weird sh<i></i>it you guys dreamed up.
. Here's another dream for your listening pleasure:
