Dear Doctor chryst
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Dear CHRYSt,
Lately, I'm feeling the urge to eat human feces. I brought this subject up in a subtle way when talking to my friends, but they seem to be very much opposed to it.
Could you give me some advice?
Yours truly,
3s
Lately, I'm feeling the urge to eat human feces. I brought this subject up in a subtle way when talking to my friends, but they seem to be very much opposed to it.
Could you give me some advice?
Yours truly,
3s
Dr chryst I keep eating humans, espically there dicks 
what should I do?
this is a joke by the way. eating humans is illegal in the united states...... I think.
what should I do?
this is a joke by the way. eating humans is illegal in the united states...... I think.
Stop ruining this thread. :tdown: This is a thread where we can discuss the problems we encounter in everyday life with dr. CHRYSt. Please only post serious problems here.
Making a joke out of it only offends the people that do want to discuss their problems seriously, like me.
shut the **** up already, I know your making a god dam joke. you knew exactly what chryst would ****ing say so **** off.
Making fun of other people's problems is NOT funny flare! I've reported your previous posts to the moderators. There. :tdown:
Hey, whatever floats your boat. Just don't go dipping in public toilets for a snack. Find yourself a nice burly guy who eats lots of tacos, and has a brown hanky in his back pocket. You'll be set for life.
Dear Dr. CHRYSt, 3s keeps falling off his chair. Can't you help him, like give him a bigger ass?
Regards, Buscemi
Regards, Buscemi
I dont' actually believe this is a joke. What you're going to want to do is carefully elect your meals. The best way is to find some poor sap who offed themselves...that whiny bïtch in the other thread comes to mind...and eat their remains before the body is found.Originally posted by Flare123
Dr chryst I keep eating humans, espically there dicks
what should I do?
this is a joke by the way. eating humans is illegal in the united states...... I think.
As for the penis thing, I bet it actually would be a rather tasty peice of meat. You'll want to tenderize it first tho, as there's usually not much fat in them, and it might be pretty tough.
Human meat probably doesnt' taste very good in general tho, since most carnivores don't, and humans do consume a lot of meat.
The solution to that is to eat any vegan you find immediately.
Thanks for getting back with me this soon, Doctor. I'm not sure where to find this "nice burly guy who eats lots of tacos", you speak of. I don't show my face a lot in public. Is there an easy way to find someone like that?
Thanks in advance,
3s
Well, there's lots of good advice on things like this at www.sexuality.org. You might also find somehting useful at www.men.com. Also, give a look into http://www.sfpride.org/ if you're in the San Francisco area. I think they have a helpful forum as well.