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CHRYSt

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yes, green stuff is evil.
Well, OK.

I can afford more expensive food, yet there is always a can or two of Pork with ham, salt, water, sugar, and sodium nitrate in my shelves.

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Sadly I didn't take his advice and now I'm guzzling a pint of Pepto /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif

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Taskmaster

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Proph: When you were born your mom said you were a treasure... and your dad said Yea, let's bury him! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

I know that is old, but you current sig made me think of that...

Let's see if I can bring the others to my memory.

When you were born, you were so ugly the Doctor had to put you in water to see which end was breathing.

When you were born the Doctor slapped your mother.

By the way I mean YOU no offense by these... just old one liners.

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[This message has been edited by Taskmaster (edited 02-22-2000).]
 
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No offense task...you're a riot. Let see...

You are so ugly...when you played in the sand box, the cat buried you!

You're so ugly that when you were born the doctor told your father
"sorry Mr. Task...we tried everything, but he still pulled through."

You're so fat that when you go to the beach they tried to push you back into the water.

You're so fat kids use your belly button as a public swimming pool.

You're so fat when you go to the beach, the japanese try to harpoon you.

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I'm not a big fan of fish, but give me shellfish mmm.... I like that /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

As for that green stuff. What's that quote?

oh yeah
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>My ancestors didn't fight to the top of the food chain just so I could eat plants<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't remember where I heard that one /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

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CHRYSt

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OK, something that people should NEVER eat:

Sardines dunked in milk because you didn't have any cookies.

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If you did that I think you are in need of some serious counselling. Besides, eating sardines isn't right to begin with. I'm all for eating meat, but when the meat smells as bad as most fish, it just isn't worth it.

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CHRYSt

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I like sardines. That's why I had them in the house.
I like milk too.
I didn't have any cookies.
I'll repeat: Don't try it.

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* Taskmaster was thankful to have a plastic bag handy! Rallllpppphhh...

I have to agree with Tykeal on that one. Most fish just stinks too much, especially all those smoked fish in a can types....



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here's another suggestion:

giblets with milk /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif i eat that all the time cuz im so skilled with my sniper rifle.. ehem maybe not /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif
 

CHRYSt

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I like seafood, despite the packaging. Then again, you all claim to not like SPAM.

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No I said I have eaten Spam as a child. Do I buy it now for my household... no! I am in a position that I can afford toher food choices. I will eat it, but it isn't my first choice... I'm a pizza guy!

My wife hates cooking for me because I am so picky! I do not eat salad at all.

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Proph: LOL!

You were so ugly as a kid your mom had to feed you with a sling shot.

The tied a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you.

You were so ugly that they shaved your head and taught you to crawl backwards!

Hehe.... I think that is all I know... I was nice and stayed away from the old "Your mamma" jokes! /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif


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Im with CHRYSt. Eat everything. Fish, meat, vegies, bread, beaver,

Another No-No Chockolate chip cookies diped in whiskey or beer.
I was drunk and wanted cookies but was too drunk to open the paper milk carton. Well the booze was open so I tried each of those. Tequila was to be the next attempt but the Toilet needed me urgently and I didnt feel like eating after we finnished our uh, confrence

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