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This is always a bad scenario: sneezing when pissing.DAMN!! You don't want to cover your cock or you'll piss on your hand. And if you cover your mouth, your penis is free to fly east or west, towards someone else. And your eyes close for a slight second every damn time you sneeze making you unable to know where you're pissin'. With some urinals it's alright but with regular home toilets I always piss on the friggin' rim!(bad a$$ aim)I always gotta clean that shiz up to. If you don't it starts to smell like really sour orange juice.
note: Also, don't piss with an ice cream cone in your hand.

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And also remember, never say jerk-off to a voice activated artificial arm. Those things are waaaay to literal.

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