More Anti-Gun Gayness

[Catalyst]

Enjoy:

http://www.cnn.com/2001/US/06/29/kmart.guns.ap/index.html

[Tommy Atkins]

You should be happy at the news! now that the big bulk retailers have raped your town centres of viable shops (much like our own supermarkets have helped to do), you should get lots of little gunshops spawning to fill the gap in the US domestic armory market! Ideal for all your home defense and armed citizenship requirements!

You'll be able to fight off the waves of UN troops that are EVEN AS I SPEAK climbing aboard sinister black helicopters in order to throw the US under martial law with their gay blue hats and gay european accents. (some of that might not be true)

There you go- some pro-gun gayness :rolleyes:

[Zundfolge]

Oh boy :rolleyes: yet ANOTHER reason not to shop at K-Mart (as if the fact that the stores are all dirty/smelly and their sh<b></B>it is not that well priced wasn't enough :p)

I'm surprised this didn't happen a long time ago. I don't know if most of you know this, but the K in K-mart stands for Kennedy...That's right, K-Mart is owned by the Kennedy family (and we know where THEIR politics lie :D )


One of my favorite bumper stickers...
"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people then my gun!"

Oh well...I'd rather support my small, localy owned gun shops anyway (besides, I've bought shotgun shells at K-Mart before. It was like..."No... I want the 16ga...no not the 20ga...no those are .22 ... the red box, right there...the one that says "Winchester 16ga #8 Bird shot" look kid they're right over there, one shelf down...aw Jesus, can I just come behind the counter and get them myself? I can't imagine trying to explain that I want the .45acp Hydra-Shoks not the .177BBs :rolleyes: )

[RogueLeader]

Atkins, havn't you heard? About a year ago a journalist in Colarado tracked down those black helicopters, and they arn't the UN's. They are owned by the US government and used for drug enforcement. So instead of the UN invading our country its the government using the military in civilian law enforcement in a direct violation of the Posse Comitatus Act. Anyhow, I'm convinced there cannot be a just God if Rosie O'Donald is still alive. At least Sarah Brady got what was coming to her in the form of lung cancer. I hope she suffers a horrible death.

[Zundfolge]

At least Sarah Brady got what was coming to her in the form of lung cancer. I hope she suffers a horrible death.

This is a little off topic, but...

I've had this dream several times that my wife and I are in Houston and we're staying at a hotel downtown. At this hotel there's some sort of HCI conference going on.

Well for fun my wife and I decided to carry guns (because it's legal in Texas...I know that we couldn't do this in real life because you have to be a resident of Texas, but for chrissakes this is a dream :) )

anyway we're returning from a night out on the town and we're in the parking garage. We see this real big guy beating the stuffing out of some woman and trying to take her purse. Well my wife and I draw our weapons and my wife gets the first shot off, followed a milisecond later by my shot and the mugger drops. When we run over to help the woman up we see that she's pretty badly beaten...but then we realise it's Sarah Brady!

[RogueLeader]

Darn, you realized it just too late that you should have let her die.

[Jason(Maser)]

I heard Rosie contracted that rare, flesh-eating bacteria. Definatly not a nice way to leave this world.

[Zundfolge]

Really :D Don't be yanking my chain man...she gonna die? PAINFULLY?

before her attack on Tom Sellek and gun owners, I wanted her dead for being one of the top 5 most annoying people on the earth :)