I think I just made another rant... Flash from the past...

[the real pacman]

GRRRR I hate it , I really really do. Although I can only hate it to an extent. Someone got me an interview for tomorrow (Sunday) and I'm pretty much told to go. I never asked or anything, but it happened. Anyways, bliss, an interview.

:) No fu<b></b>cking problem :)

McDonalds

:mad: Big fu<b></b>cking problem :mad:


As anyone who is an inhabitant of this planet we all call Earth or commonly mistaken as "urth" McDonalds is not where I belong. I mean sure, its a job. But not only is it that, its a job where I can only make enough money to keep myself alive.... if that...

A job where I have no set schedule, so I have no idea what in gods name I'm doing at any point in time (I hate people controling my life). I get zero bennfits with this job, meaning if I get belted in the face and loose all my teeth. They just continue to rot.

A job where I can be "let go" from this highly respectable company at any point in time.

A job in a building where I have to think happy thoughts when I go by the drive thru for my neice so that I don't vomit on her Chicken McNuggets.

A job where everything is Mc this or Mc that.

So whats the moral of the story?

I can do better... and...

The fact that I didn't have a fuc<b></b>king say in it and its just... "This is the way it goes, fuc<b></B>king live with it" and its not the way it goes its not my job to tell everyone in the fuc<b></b>king god da<b></b>mned world my fuc<b></b>king schedule, especially if it means working at a place that will make me unseat my insisors, extract them with a pair of vice grips just so I will have something sharp enough to sever the arteries in my wrist because knifes are too fu<b></b>cking conventional and sanitary.

[Mason]

Why can't you find your own job?

[the real pacman]

Well you see its a bit of a complex thing to do something like that. Sure it doesn't sound bad. But the fact is that I'm in a nasty location and I don't have transportation. So until I get transportation, I fear that I'm stuck with this...

[Goat Fucker]

You know what youre going to do Blair? I'll tell you what youre going to do, first day at the job, youre going to bring a pick axe, and when the first costumer orders a Big Mac, youre going to take that pick axe and leave his f<b></b>ucking neck a bloody fountain. Now proceed to hack'n slash all the costumers, and dont be afraid to make examples out of youre coworkers either, and fell free to get creative in youre work, i suggest forcing people to eat raw meat surigate untill they explode, or making blood eagles out of them, crusifying them on the Ronald statue, culumbian neck ties are allways a big hit at parties, or how about forcing youre coworkers to give you sexual favors, take pleasure in youre work, have fun.

And when you've had enough fun with this, cut out the colum of one of the regular costumers, and bring it to youre employer, now force him/her to eat it, all of it, and should he/she barf in the process, furce the f<b></b>ucker to lick it up and say he/she's sorry.

And do away with the scum in any way you please when the colum is all gone, have fun now darling!

[the real pacman]

OMFG! I can't stop laughing!
Goat you are a ****ing idiot, but with that in mind I think I may enjoy being there a bit more lol. I'm working on getting in and out ASAP as you prolly expected.

[Kibbles-N-Bits]

Would a french-fry scooper do the job? :)

[Goat Fucker]

;)

[PROMAGNUM]

dude im young, I have had so many ****ty jobs, but look on the bright side, you beat out about 90% of college grads!
:)

[Ballistophobia]

Pac, is there a 7-11 in the area? That's where I worked from 15-17 and it was one of the best jobs I've ever had, if you don't count the salary. :hmm:

You meet TONS of girls, some really cool people, and some career opportunities as well. Hell, I met my last dealer there. I was putting the papers away after selling some to a customer, and in walks in this red-eyed skinny duder. He told me not to put em away. We continued the convo of my last customer, about the papers that have strings of metal in them so you can smoke the roach easier. Well, he ended up telling me that he has a brand-new bong to sell, and if I'm interested to call him. Everything worked out cool, he even let me steer his sweet Beemer while he weighed out some cheeba for me. :D
Too bad he died in a car accident last year. :(

F<b></b>uck McDonald's, I know this guy Rah-rah who works there and he says it's horrible, even for him. Just try to find something not so s<b></b>hitty. I'd work as a f<b></b>uckin garbage man before I worked there. :hmm:

[hawaiian c]

hehe did we just had a bk vs mc thred??? lol mabe u should go to bk sence they sayed its is betterlol
oh wait bk ummm no that dont sound good if u in a nasty location lol

[Iceman]

It'll be ok pac.......
*Iceman thinks of the stuff he does at McDonnalds, and shudders.
WRONG! Run for the hills while you still can!!!
:D

Iceman.

[Trak]

Means to an end man, means to an end. I used to be a delivery serf at pizza hut and I had alot of fun with that crappy job. Try to get on the registers ( it'll be hard since you aren't a girl ) and when dealing with customers single out a part of there face to stare at, like the center of their forehead or their earlobe. This dosn't sound like much but it really unsettles alot of people. Also experiment with speech impediments like a lisp or stuttering. Be apologetic. Overly apologetic. At all times. Even when nothing is wrong. If you are stuck making orders find some way to sabotage it, like putting TONS of lettuce on burgers, or TONS of mayo on burgers. You may be stuck with a crappy job but that dosn't mean you can't have fun...

[Iceman]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA
/me runs out and applies for a job at McDonallds :D .

Iceman.

[Mad_Dog]

being a garbageman is sweet... good wage, overtime, smoke pot in the truck when it's raining, and roll garbage cans down the hill... can't be beat:)

[Chronic]

Hey Pac, the McDonalds in our town had a Mcgrease fire yesterday and burned down to the fu<b></b>cking Mcground!!!

[phatcat]

ehh... now I don't feel so bad about tech support

telling the same person over and over the same instructions because they are a human wasteland dose wear on ya...

but I do make $8.00 an hour and the call load was not like at PDQ.net (http://pdq.net) where I had 4x the call load, no lunch breaks, and was only paied 7.00 an hour...

also I like techsupport becasue they must bow to you l33t g33k power :p

how much $$ do you get? min-wage? 5.50 in Texas

[Chronic]

Hey Pac, you could always work on a construction crew!

[RavenStarSinger]

Some easy ways to get your as McCanned!

Puke in the fryolator
Puke on a customer
Puke frequently
Stick pieces of used toilet paper in people's drive-thru orders in place of napkins
Tell customers to "Have a Mc****ty Day!"
Always hint to customers about that restaurant you worked in years ago where a lot of the customers died of poisoning . . . but they could NEVER prove anything . . . then smile menacingly
Whenever you have a "special" customer, i.e. retarded or disabled, try to mimic their "specialness"
Make comments like "I McJizzed on the McNuggets", only say them so it looks as though you think no one can really hear you.
Talk to no one in particular. Argue with them. A lot. When someone asks you who you are talking to, scream "THOSE DAMNED PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHERS!!!! THEY ARE ON STRIKE AGAIN! WORK, MONKEYS, WORK!"
Acquire the uniform of EVERY OTHER RESTAURANT KNOWN TO MAN, and ALWAYS come in wearing any one BUT the McDonald's uniform (this one REALLY pisses them off)
If you have a tongue, eyebrow, or other piercing, remove it, and place it in a customer's food (IN STORE, not drive through) because the customer is bound to find it, possibly chipping a tooth in the process. When they do, claim it, and nonchalantly put it back in, telling them they better not have damamged it, and grumbling that you knew it was loose, but not that loose . . .
If you get on the register, ALWAYS shortchange the store. As far as I know, they don't take your shortages out of your pay (find out first!!!!) and give customer's back like 20 dollars for a 10. Some people will give it back, but there are some who might take it, and it's fun to stick it to THE COMPANY!
Create two unique personalities. One nice, one scary. Randomly switch between the two. Be dramatic. Have the two argue with each other occasionally in a "power struggle"
Spit in the food, saying "momma always tol me to spit on whatever food I make, so dat there's always a little bit o me and my love dey eatin gon be inside dem!"
Tourette's. Tourette's. Tourette's.
Refer to every customer as "mu****er" or Mc****er.
That's all I can think of at the moment.

[Battosai]

Raven it sounds like you've done this before...Tell me what store you work at.......:D I need to launder some 20's:D ....lol
SUR 13 says
Skip Rope----Smoke Dope-----Drink Coke

[Eliwar]

hmm I worked at McDonalds when I was 15, worse job ever though I did most of the things that was mentioned that you could do to the customers except do sh<b></b>it to their food like spitting in them.

I now work at Wal-Mart :hmm:

its also a bad job but I get paid 8.45 an hour in the Pets department where we just sell fish but still call it pets. how odd.

This is a sample of what I do at work, actually this is exactly what I did Tuesday:

6:13 got to work 13 minutes late
6:14 - 6:52 I talked to one of my friends there
6:53 - 7:15 I took a break on the clock
7:16 - 8:00 I was called to find something that we didn't have at the stored thus wasting about 45 minutes.
8:01 - 9:20 I took a break on the clock
9:21 - 10:29 I bullshi<b></b>tted around and pretended I was working.
10:30 I went home


I'll be doing exactly the same thing tonight at work
I get a 5% pay raise in a month :D I'll be making $8.87 then for doing absolutely nothing.

[Wikkan]

Yep, sounds pretty sweet, Dark.

[Dank]

Or, you could work as Cultivation Editor for High Times magazine and sit around and smoke the worlds best pot all day and get paid.

[RavenStarSinger]

Actually, I've never done any of those before because, until now, I've never had a crappy job. My first jobs were:

1: Job at Home Quarters warehouse. I started as a cashier, then ended up working at the tool corral, then the contractor's desk. I learned a lot about contracting, and met a lot of contractors. $7.25/hr

2: Assistant manager at a Sunoco gas station. Kicked ASS! AND, all the free gas I wanted at the end of the night :) $9.65/hr

3: Photolab technician at a Walgreen's pharmacy. Developing pictures is cool. I once developed three rolls of film that a few girls took at a party . . . needless to say, they were supposed to go to a mail-order developer, because they were *ahem* inappropriate, and some of the girls were of a questionable age, drinking and not adequately clothed.so the chick picking them up was REAL nervous. Someone made a mistake there :) Needless to say, this caused a whole lot of controversy and made my job both interesting and frustrating the rest of the month, as my boss was always looking through the pics to make sure there wasn't anything "questionable" in them, because my boss was SUPPOSED to confiscate them, until the authorities could see them (this seems extreme to me), but since we were about to close, he just gave them to the girl. He almost lost his jog for that one. Course, I kinda felt like a heel saying anything about it, but we aren't supposed to develop anything that has anything more sensitive than women in lingerie there, so . . . hey, i wasn't about to lose MY job! $8.00/hr

4:Automechanic at Liberty Automotive. I primarily did NH state inspections, oil changes, brake jobs, that kinda stuff. I loved that job, and was always learning more, getting myself in on engine rebuilds when I could, stuff like that. $9.00-10.25/hr

5: While I was inspecting a truck, I recognized the "RB construction" logo on the side. The contractor who owned it recognized me from HQ, and we got to talking. I ended up working for him full time for two years, working in the garage on weekends and in the lay-off season in the winter. $10.00-14.30/hr at 50-60hrs a week, time and a half over 40hrs :)


I have since moved to Virginia. I have no contacts here. I know nobody. I now work at BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO!!!! FOR $5.40/hr!!! I hardly make minumum wage. I have no spending money. My life sucks. I am poor. I have never been poor before. I used to have enough money to buy stuff I didn't need and not care, now I have to plan each cent just to figure out how to be the least in debt each month. I think I shall go spend my next ten paychecks on a decent gun and shoot myself, except that I have no desire to be dead. I think I shall have to find some way of worming my way into Washington, DC, and snagging a cushy job someplace there :)