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AgentSmith
17th Mar 2000, 06:42 PM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Andirez
17th Mar 2000, 07:12 PM
Uhm... it was feeling like it ?

AgentSmith
17th Mar 2000, 09:02 PM
No..

Andirez
17th Mar 2000, 10:12 PM
Its head was gunned down by a M16 and it couldn't see where it was going ?

Mr. T
18th Mar 2000, 03:02 AM
So what's the punch line?

AgentSmith
18th Mar 2000, 08:06 PM
The chicken was drunk!

hehehehheeeeeeeeeehhehehehehehheheeeee *cough* *cough*

YOU MAY LAUGH NOW!

Andirez
18th Mar 2000, 09:46 PM
You gotta come up with a better line than that !

Don't like that at all...

Andirez (Dissapointed in AgentSmith /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif )

Andirez
18th Mar 2000, 09:48 PM
Did I say I was dissapointed ?

INF_Neo
19th Mar 2000, 06:48 PM
Yup.
Bad joke, I should close this thread and ban you for 3 days, Agent Smith!

Snakeye
19th Mar 2000, 06:51 PM
BTW: what is this ban-story; are you really able to ban someone from this MB?
And that bad was the joke not..

Just like:
What's the smallest part in a Leopard 2A5 tank?

Snakeye /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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INF_Neo
19th Mar 2000, 07:00 PM
Yes, my son, I can ban you, change your name, change your password, change your sig, change your posts...nope I can't

I liked the M16 joke variation more.

AgentSmith
19th Mar 2000, 11:11 PM
AgentSmith be good boy! Yes he be good!

Have Mercy, I thought of a better ending!

The Chicken crossed the road because his he had a bad experience with laser-vision correction and his eyes as well as half of his skull were now a pile of mush that had collected across the street. So determined to get them he walked across.

Now I have an even FUNNIER joke!

Alright, there are two cows and they are having a pleasant conversation in the farm:

Cow 1:
" Say marve, have you heard the news about mad cow disease spreading.. it's just awful!"

Cow 2:
"Well, I don't have to worry about that.."

Cow 1:
"Why?"

Cow 2:
"Cause I'm a helicopter!! Weeeeee!!"

Eliwar
20th Mar 2000, 12:19 AM
Nope, not any better. Sorry /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough
attention when you were a child?!!!
*BANG* -FMJ

Mr. T
20th Mar 2000, 12:29 AM
ok, it's safe to commence with the banning and thread closing now. /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

Snakeye
20th Mar 2000, 05:26 AM
HAHAHAHAHA..
The cow joke was good!

For anybody who likes to know the end of my joke:
The smallest part in a Leopard 2A5 tank is:
THE TANK COMMANDERS BRAIN!!!

Snakeye /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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MrTicky
20th Mar 2000, 12:14 PM
Ah... OK

Agent Smith... HAHAHAHAAAAHAH!!!

sorry, it's just funny posting such a topic... /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

N e way, Read your clan topic, Cheers.

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MrTicky
21st Mar 2000, 05:43 AM
Hmmm, lemme think, oh yeah...

WARNING: This Post has explicit language

PLZ DONT BAN ME FROM THE MB

IF YOU ARE INSULTED, PLZ JUST TELL ME ITS NOT APPROPIATE, I'VE CENSORED THE WORDS...

Cheers!

OK, a joke that was funny but childish!

Da Story = Rudolph & Santa... Oooo!
(Rudolph Reindeer Theme)

Rudolph da red nose wanker
Had a very empty crucht
Rudolph da red nose wanker
He does care very much

And one dark black afternoon
Santa came to say
Rudoplh with your tiny d*ck
Give me anal sexy pr*ck!

hehe /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

Sorry if it's not funny no more!

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Snakeye
21st Mar 2000, 10:53 AM
CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT NEO!!!!!!

That's not funny at all, that's sick!

CLOSE IT NOW!!!!

Snakeye /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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INF_Neo
21st Mar 2000, 11:46 AM
Hell