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Cap'n Beeb
26th Mar 2000, 01:50 AM
You can remember the entire rescue Morpheus scene, and can play it back in your mind.

Sorry, I'm just bored as hell http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~unreal/modcentral/html/sarcblink.gif

Really, I would like to see some answers on this.

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Shoplifters will be beaten, stabbed, and stomped. Survivors will be prosecuted.

INF_Neo
26th Mar 2000, 06:13 AM
yes

Loki
26th Mar 2000, 01:49 PM
No

Snakeye
26th Mar 2000, 01:56 PM
wow, am I bored.
I've never seen the matrix, but I can playback scenes from FMJ, Zulu, some Simpson Episodes and Aces High..
Not only on VCR but in my Head!!

whatever..
BTW: what's that yes/no post story?
you guys/gals are really..bored..
Just like a Browning shotgun - these are back-bored!!
(should have been a joke..)
(guess it wasn't)
(guess it's better to stop now, or someone could get hurt reading this..)

Snakeye /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing

Twinkacide
26th Mar 2000, 02:06 PM
Snakey: Yes.

AgentSmith
26th Mar 2000, 04:58 PM
You know you've watched the matrix too much if:

-Every time your ready to leave a room you exclaim "Tank, I need an exit!"

-You duck-tape a quarter on your neck and claim you've been "freed"

-You watched the matrix on your honeymoon

-You think lawyers are agents

-You name your pets after Matrix characters

-You name your kids after Matrix characters

-You name anyone after a Matrix character

-You quote the matrix under your breath while talking to others

-When talking to friends on the phone, every 5 minutes exclaim, "Are you sure this line is clean?"

-You try to run up a wall and defy gravity

-You buy all the matrix merchandise and wear it 24/7

-You want to start your own religion and worship the matrix

-You feel sudden feelings of rage around people who hate the matrix movie.

-You built a shrine with candles around the tape in your living room.

-You put on headphones and listen to the tape while you sleep.

-You dash for a phone every time it rings hoping you will go to the Nebechanezzur.

-You've made a list of actors you want to see in the Matrix 2

-You can name every Agent's name.

-Every time a loud noise happens you suddenly think in your mind, "Uh oh, sentinels"

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Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson?
That is the sound of inevitability.
It is the sound of your death..
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INF_Neo
26th Mar 2000, 05:45 PM
-TANK, I need an exit, quick!
-Actually, I really was freed
-Well, I'm not married yet
-lawyers ARE agents (eeeevil)
-My cat's name is Felix, I use to call it Apoc
-No kids yet
-A friend of mine is Morpheus
-Dodge this!
-is this line clean?
-tried it, didn't work (yet)
-I do have a trenchcoat and 2 MP5Ks
-join now!
-ARE TRYING TO TELL ME YOU DON'T LIKE THE MOVIE?!?
-it's not a shrine, it's a temple
-I listen to the soundtrack
-Couldn't find the exit yet
-I want to see myself in Matrix 2
-there's only Smith...the others' name is Hugo
-what was that ???

'nuff said

Snakeye
27th Mar 2000, 06:18 AM
hmm,
maybe I should watch this movie..
on the other hand I don't need any movie to become paranoid..
I just imagine everybody on the street is paid to assassinate me..

But they won't get me - nobody gets me - I've got the M4
hahahaha

Wait, what was that sound..

the refrigerator looks hostile at me, time to blow his balls out!
hehe

Snakeye /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing

ShakKen
28th Mar 2000, 12:40 AM
You know you've watched the Matrix too much if:

-You go to noisy nightclubs to talk to people.

-You throw your brand new Nokia off a skyscraper.

-You use a vacuum cleaner to sterilize your bellybutton.

-You play with a mirror.

-You can understand vertical lines of code.

-You throw yourself off a skyscraper.

-You have a sudden infatuation with eating implements.

-You pull the electron gun out of your TV and try to kill somebody.

-You walk into a federal building with a dozen guns strapped to you.

-You jump out of a perfectly good helicopter.

-You play tug-o-war with helicopter in question.

-You play 'chicken' with a subway train.

-You die.

[This message has been edited by ShakKen (edited 03-28-2000).]

AgentSmith
28th Mar 2000, 11:37 PM
- You exclaim to JC Penny salespeople "What do you mean you don't have any matrix virtual reality goggles!

-You try to "free" your dog

-you wear a board around your neck that says: "The sentinels are coming.. Arm the EMP!"

-You can recite the entire Matrix script in 2 mins flat.

-You've watched the movie so many the first two tapes you got broke, your on your third one now.

-You made a song about the Matrix

-You wrote a Saga about your experiences with the matrix

-Before chatting with anyone you ask, "your an AGENT aren't you!!"

-You run around crowded areas with your cell phone screaming "Tank I need an exit!"

-You payed people to recreate the chase scene in the Matrix downtown.

-For christmas you give all your relatives copies of the tape the Matrix.

-When eating food exclaim, "The matrix is telling my brain this is good!"

-You try to test and see if your the "one" by having snipers shoot at you and see if you can get up after being shot.

-You think that chair in the dentist office is a Matrix chair that teleports you to the Matrix

-You think they should make Matrix , The Animated Series

-You hang the DVD cd around your neck when your not watching it

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Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson?
That is the sound of inevitability.
It is the sound of your death..
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ShakKen
29th Mar 2000, 01:49 AM
-You wrestle your lawyer to the ground and say; "You all look the same to me".

-You deliberately ask your pure maths teacher; "What is the Matrix?"


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Neo: Ok, I can do this... YEAAAAAH!

<Morpheous sets sv_gravity 9999>

Neo: YEEEAAARG!

<Neo cratered>

Cap'n Beeb
29th Mar 2000, 10:54 AM
Actually AgentSmith, a prequel is in the works for The Matrix, and its gonna be sort of like japanamation (I know thats spelled wrong) But its going to show how the Matrix came together to destroy the human race, or something like that.

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Shoplifters will be beaten, stabbed, and stomped. Survivors will be prosecuted.

Snakeye
29th Mar 2000, 01:12 PM
how about a new poll:
you've been to often to the INF MB when:

- you can remember any scene from the matrix without having ever seen the movie.

Snakeye /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing

Kibbles-N-Bits
30th Mar 2000, 05:57 PM
Can you please remove any metallic items you are carrying? Keys, loose change... HOLY ****!!!

::blam blam blam blam blam::

Snakeye
31st Mar 2000, 05:46 AM
Remind me of another thing:
'Go away, I've got a black belt in Kara-te'
'And I've got a black 92F'
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~unreal/modcentral/html/shy.gif LAM BLAM BLAM:
hehe
Snakeye /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing

Cap'n Beeb
3rd Apr 2000, 11:05 AM
*bump*

Keep 'em coming!

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Shoplifters will be beaten, stabbed, and stomped. Survivors will be prosecuted.