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INF_Neo
28th Apr 2000, 08:48 PM
http://www.angelfire.com/la/kymbirlyn/images/littlesheep.gif

Can anybody top that?

Andirez
28th Apr 2000, 09:58 PM
lol Neo !

Mr. T
28th Apr 2000, 11:23 PM
http://www.animatedgif.net/violent/firing_gun1x1.gif

DeadeyeDan[ToA]
29th Apr 2000, 12:56 AM
Nope. No way in hell, Neo- that's simply untoppable. Well, actually what would top it is your ram using Mr T's 1911 there...

I pity the foo who screws with that .45 packin', ba-a-a-a-a-a-ad ass ram.

INF_Neo
29th Apr 2000, 07:13 AM
I can top that myself! Want to get to know the sport I do? Be patient. This willt ake some time to load!
http://www.turtlepress.com/shop/picts/wc97vid.gif

Mr. T
29th Apr 2000, 02:14 PM
Remind me never to participate in sports with you Neo. I like my face the way it is. /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

INF_Neo
29th Apr 2000, 04:05 PM
Got another one!

http://www.turtlepress.com/shop/picts/kn98vid.gif

Cunubelin
29th Apr 2000, 04:28 PM
MY face could do with a bit of reshaping. /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif
What do you charge for an hours worth of "therapy"?

C.

INF_Neo
29th Apr 2000, 06:34 PM
lol

[BuF]Wacky
29th Apr 2000, 08:18 PM
LOL /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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ShakKen
30th Apr 2000, 01:43 AM
Hrm, no punches, no throws, no chops or tackles.

No wonder I took up Karate instead=)

Mr. T
30th Apr 2000, 02:23 AM
Hmmm. Getting kicked in the face and body a lot. No wonder I took up sitting on my ass in front of my computer. /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

INF_Neo
30th Apr 2000, 07:07 AM
Punches are only allowed on the pody mass and with the vest they're moreor less useless.
Kicks are more powerful and you have a longer range.
Punches to the head are too dangerous. There're too many vital points. We learn them though.

Throws can go wrong. You can't throw me over your shoulder if I set my foot in front of yours. (yep, we learn such things)

MrTicky
30th Apr 2000, 10:22 AM
HOW DO YOU DO THAT???

INF_Neo
30th Apr 2000, 01:43 PM
Simple.

The person who wants to throw you stands in front of you with his back turned towards you.
All you have to do is 'hook' your foot in front of his'. He won't succeed in throwing you, he'll rather fall (and you will fall on him /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif )

Oitucrem
30th Apr 2000, 07:41 PM
There is an even more effiecient way to defend yourself in a difficult situation:
*BLAM!*

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INF_Neo
30th Apr 2000, 08:12 PM
tell this your lawyer /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ShakKen
1st May 2000, 02:48 AM
"Punches are only allowed on the pody mass and with the vest they're moreor less useless.
Kicks are more powerful and you have a longer range.
Punches to the head are too dangerous. There're too many vital points. We learn them though.
Throws can go wrong. You can't throw me over your shoulder if I set my foot in front of yours. (yep, we learn such things)"

Heheh, We don't spar with vests=) Punches pack allot of power and your arms are FAR faster than your legs. Over the shoulder throws are very rare. Far more common are sweeps and pull downs.

Blows to the head in Karate must be very controlled for if you draw blood, it's automatic disqualification.

The main problem in Taekwondo is the lack of blocks. When I joined up, they said that that arm blocks are useless VS kicks. Thats a load of BS. During the course of the next month, two of the blackbelts fractured their shins sparring with me.

But Taekwondo has done allot for my kicking technique. My sensei has black belts in both taekwondo and karate. And ****, He is FAST=)

INF_Neo
1st May 2000, 06:20 AM
He told you blocks yre useless against kicks? IMO that's not quite true. There ARE kick that can't be blocked. (i.e. 180° roundhouse [pandae-dolyo/dwit-dolyo]) I managed to break a 4cm wood with it.
But I learn blocks. I only use it for simple kicks from the side, I prefer evasing attacks (taekwondo gives speed, right).

Well I guess, it's just a question of preferences.
I prefer the distance to the enemy. IMO the chance is more little to get hurt by the enemy.
Others like Wing-Chung, Karate, Judo or Ju-Jutsu want to get very close to the enemy to fight him there.


And discussing which system is the best is useless. A person who has studied it for years WILL win agaist someone who has learnt the better system for only some months.
It's just the question how long and how intensive you train.

ShakKen
1st May 2000, 07:51 AM
Agreed.

MrTicky
2nd May 2000, 10:00 AM
NNONONONONONONO!!!!
I dont mean those moves, I meant how do you make those animations on this message board????????????????????

BTW I've trained in Ninjitsu for over 10 years!

[BuF]Wacky
2nd May 2000, 10:43 AM
Check these out /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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