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[BuF]Wacky
1st May 2000, 08:49 AM
Windows 98 Source Code
/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Cumbernauld(tm)
Projected release-date: May 2000
*/
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
{
bsod(random_err());
crash(to_dos_prompt);
}
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}


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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"[/quote]

-Lost-
1st May 2000, 01:50 PM
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Beppo
1st May 2000, 06:54 PM
a bit 'old' but always good for a big laugh /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

these jumping smilies are cool btw /infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif

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[BuF]Wacky
1st May 2000, 06:58 PM
I'm glad you like the smilies. You can get 'em here (http://thedam.com/cwm/smile)

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity"[/quote]

Andirez
1st May 2000, 08:43 PM
lol, [PuF]Wacky !

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das_ben
3rd May 2000, 05:34 PM
lol

-reaper was here-

Oitucrem
3rd May 2000, 06:36 PM
...I thought W9x was written in BASIC.

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