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Bad.Mojo
29th May 2000, 09:42 AM
I'm cranky today. I've been up since midnight. I haven't seen my girlfriend in a week. I'm out of smokes. I haven't had any liquour since Friday. I just found out the original street name for MDMA was "Adam". My friend is overstaying his welcome. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY overstaying. My dog is old. My whole family is old. My cable modem keeps crapping out on me for no reason. I have a burn on my arm, its infected. My favorite website hasn't been updated in days. The Stile Project seems to be losing its touch too. The air stinks because of the goddam paper mill across the river. My truck is breaking down and I don't have to tools to fix it. The guys at the shop will just over charge me and then smash up something insignificant so they can overcharge me more later. My computer occasionally won't shut down properly. I just found out a really cute girl is interested in me, only I already have a girlfriend and she's only 15. I hate everybody. I got so mad at a Newgrounds game I punched my monitor until I dislocated my wrist. I have an ingrown hair in my nostril and its sore like a bitch. I have no money. I can't buy smokes or booze. The buses in my city smell. The air in my city smells. The people in my city smell. Half the people I know have penises. The other half are ugly. My room is to hot. It smells like paint in here. The pool is filthy and I have to clean it. My sister's dog pissed on my bed. My favorite combat pants have salt stains on them. I haven't been able to have a real, decent shower in a month and a half. People walk into my room whenever they want. In the past 1000 years, the world's only seen 165 days without a war happening somewhere. Behind every great leader, there's a greater assassin. Everybody's amalgating until there's nothing left of identity and individuality. Every white kid I know wants to be a thug. The suburbs are deteriorating. I fear bringing a child into this world. Hate is all anybody has seen lately. I can't read a newspaper without another kid shooting a teacher or student in the face over something petty. My own school had a stabbing a month ago.
Disease and famine are destroying the world. Every cloud has a black lining. I'm buying myself a stairway to Hell. God hates me. I have a cavity in one of my molars. I know seven people that have commit suicide. I know dozens that have been raped. Scores that have been abused. The river behind my house is polluted. It contains an estimated 2000-3000 corpses in it. My lawyer got a woman off for murdering her child. I don't know whether to be confident or terrified. I have no identity anymore. My sheets are dirty. There's a piece of gum stuck to my cieling fan. There's blood in the corner. I have no idea what the hell I was doing in the corner. I've been arrested about 8 times. I've been kicked out of school to many times to count. I'm a drop out. I have no past, present or future.

God, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today...

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I don't worship Satan, Satan worships me.
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Bad.Mojo
29th May 2000, 10:00 AM
Stuff like this, however, will never cease to amuse me

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I don't worship Satan, Satan worships me.
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Snakeye
29th May 2000, 10:18 AM
Man, you take this whole **** too serious.
Take it easy, you won't get out here alive anyway.

After all I do not even know if I am better off anyway.
I'm 22, I have no Girlfriend, I had to take psychodrugs to get trough school(my psycho-doc gave them to me..), I'm studying without knowing if I ever get a job, or will be able to finish it without a nervous breakdown.

In fact there was a time I thought about suicide, but now I rather think I'll give the world what it deserves; no prisoners, no survivors; if you beat me, better beat me dead, since it'll surely bring a bad ending to you and your family - something I learned from Mossad: they killed some terrorists grandchildren for what the terrorists did.

I even think that the MB members are my best friends, beside my little red car. Maybe I'm completely mad, but I enjoy every minute of it.

Snakeye http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net/biggrin.gif

anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing

Cunubelin
29th May 2000, 12:48 PM
There's always someone else Satan worships more than you.
remember that when you dream of saltstained bdu's and broken 21" flatscreen monitors coming out of your face. Then the good shrink will have you suffer through Rohrschach.. Roh... WTF (!) Inkblot tests to get you to release your inner self through the neocataclysmic use of certain outlawed psychomeds.
You be the judge. Is it really worth all the **** you have to go through to be this bitter?
You better say yes so you can lie to yourself in the morning while trying to scrape off that 3 weeks old hair that has been growing in your nose with the rusty end of your surplusstore bayonet. (not recommended without adult supervision)
So take all your burdens and drop them in here so that the rest of us can laugh our silly little asses off while poking through the remnants of a dirty pile of nervous rags that once went under the infiltration alias Bad_Mojo...
And as a grand finale I want you to look beyond MY penis and see ME and know that I LOVE you man... JUST KIDDING!

What?!? You can't take a joke??
Awww shucks...
Peace

C

The Old Lie;
Dulce et decorum est Pro patria mori

Nightpaw
29th May 2000, 01:05 PM
Anybody able to translate this for Bad Mojo?
"Und aus dem Chaos sprach eine Stimme zu mir: Laechle und sei froh, denn es koennte schlimmer kommen. Und ich Laechelte und war froh. Und es kam schlimmer." Wait a minute, I will try it for myself...

"Out of chaos, a voice was calling me: "Smile and be happy, things could be worse. And so I smiled and was happy. And things got worse."

Hope this will cheer you up a bit. Dont know you for long, but already like your stile... (NO... NO CARNAL INTENTIONS... NO WAY!!!)
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"He jests at scars, that never felt a wound."

DeadeyeDan[ToA]
29th May 2000, 02:57 PM
I think they need more TV shows showing the worst lives. There's too much happy crap out there where everyone lives is perfect harmony except for a few small, petty problems that they always fix within the 30 minutes that the show is on, and then go back to being a loving family, etc... that stuff doesn't make people happier, it makes them wonder why their life is so crappy. People should watch shows like cops more often... seeing a fat, dirt poor mother cry about her fat, 13 year old daughter getting hit over the head by a police officer because she tried to bite his partner (being high on several inhalants and all) and then get taken away in the squad car really makes you happier. You say to yourself, "HEY! My life could be worse! I could be fat!"

. )

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Shot four puppet governors in a line,
Shook all tha world bankers, who think they can rhyme,
Shot the landlords, who knew it was mine,
Yes, its a war from the depth of time!

Katton
29th May 2000, 07:37 PM
Remember, whenever anybody's giving you any ****, it takes 54 muscles to frown, but it only takes 12 muscles to deck the motha.

<img src="http://www.angelfire.com/pop/katton/Katton.gif" height="30" width="81" border="0">

"You can run, but you'll only die tired."

Bad.Mojo
30th May 2000, 03:39 AM
I just woke up. Its 4:43. I'm in a better mood. I actually did something yesterday. I re-sodded the entire lawn. Its a big lawn, so it took a while. Then I washed the truck and the car. I spent some time with my dog. I spent some time with my parents. I shot the **** with my girlfriend before she went to cadets. I fantasized about her in her drab olive green combats, and then wondered how funny she'd looked in the new disruption pattern. Like they said, its meant for warfare, not a fashion statement. I put some ointment on my arm. I'll have the doctor check it out today. The birds are chirping. I spoke with my neighbours. I watched some children play catch. I envied their youth. When I was that age, the world couldn't touch me. I showed them how to throw a spiral. I got a tan. I got sweaty. I got dirty. I love being a grunt.

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I don't worship Satan, Satan worships me.
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Snakeye
30th May 2000, 07:10 AM
Man, you better see a psycho doc!
Such sudden changes of mood usually indicate some kind of manic-depressive illness. Or some kind of split personality.

Snakeye http://geocities.com/r337m0nk3y/net/biggrin.gif

anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing

Bad.Mojo
30th May 2000, 11:25 AM
Thankfully no bipolar disorders or schizophrenia over here.

My only problem is based on how much serotonin I produce, which is based on how much I sleep, which is based on how much noise other people make, which is coincidentally the reciprocal of the likelihood of me not saying "fuc]< off" to you that day, and then punching you in the head.

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I don't worship Satan, Satan worships me.
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das_ben
30th May 2000, 12:34 PM
you have my empathy... anyway cheer up!

-reaper was here-

CBuzz
30th May 2000, 05:53 PM
hey bad.mojo... got any pics of that new disruption pattern you were mentioning?

Loki
30th May 2000, 10:23 PM
Life could be worse.

- Lokiˇ

Bad.Mojo
31st May 2000, 06:55 AM
I couldn't find the large picture of the disruption pattern, but I did find a medium one. If you can't see very well, its a diagonal based pattern based mostly on light to medium green phosphors. It was tested at a 50-500 meter range and proven the best for both standard wooded area and jungle regions, its actually quite fancy for its army qualities. It is in test rotations now, and should fully replace the standard solid green combats by sometime in 2001.

The rifle that the soldier is holding is the C7A1, by the way.

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I don't worship Satan, Satan worships me.
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