Movie Quotes

[NRA]

Saw this on another message board and thought it would be a good subject here. Here's a couple of good ones from Full Metal Jacket:

"How tall are you private?" "Sir, 5ft9, sir." "Really, I didn't know they stacked **** that high."

"You kill women and children?" "Yup." "How can you do that?" "Easy, you don't have to lead 'em as much."

"Where you from private?" "Sir, Texas, sir." "Holy dog****, only queers and steers come from Texas!"

"What is your major malfunction numbnuts, didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were little?" *BANG!*

N.R.A.

[Kibbles-N-Bits]

My all time favorite quote from any movie is from Roy (The bad guy) in blade runner...

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like... tears... in rain. Time to die.[/quote]

You guys really have to see the scene where he says it... great. Incredible and very moving, seeing as he is the bad guy in the movie (one of them at least). But he dies... /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death, praying for war. But, until that day, you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth! You are not even human ****ing beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian ****! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on *******, kikes, wops, or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps! Do you maggots understand that!?"

"Sir, yes, sir!"[/quote]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"Quickly! Get your fat ass over there, Private Pyle! Oh, that's right Pyle! Don't make any ****ing effort to get to the top of that ****ing obstacle! After all, if God wanted you on the top, He would've miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't He?"

"Sir, yes, sir!"[/quote]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"Did your parents have any children that lived?"

"Sir, yes, sir!"

"I'll bet they regret that! You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece! What's your name, fatbody?"

"Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir!"

"Lawrence? Lawrence, what, of Arabia?"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"That name sounds like royalty! Are you royalty?"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"Do you suck dicks?"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"Bull****! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"I don't like the name Lawrence! Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence! From now on you're Gomer Pyle!"

"Sir, yes, sir!"[/quote]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"How tall are you, Private?"

"Sir, five foot nine, sir!"

"Five foot nine!? I didn't know they stacked **** that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"Bull****! I think the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you've been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, Private?"

"Sir, Texas, sir!"

"Holy dog****! Texas!? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda' narrows it down! Do you suck dicks?"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"Are you a peter-puffer?"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the God damned common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!"[/quote]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"Who said that! WHO THE **** SAID THAT! Who's the slimy little communist **** twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own God damn death warrant!? Nobody, huh!? The fairy ****ing godmother said it! Out-****ing-standing! I will P.T. you until you ****ing die! I will P.T. you until your asses are sucking buttermilk! Was it you, you scroungy little ****, huh!?"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"You little piece of ****! You look like a ****ing worm! I'll bet it WAS you!"

"Sir, no, sir!"

"Sir, I said it, sir!"

"Well... no ****. What've we got here, a ****ing commedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and **** my sister!..."

*PUNCH*

"...You little scumbag! I've got your name! I'VE GOT YOUR ASS! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers! I will teach you! Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best un**** yourself or I will unscrew your head and **** down your neck!"[/quote]

That's all I can think of off the top of my head. It seems Full Metal Jacket is just overflowing with great quotes. Pardon the language, but I wanted to stay true to the movie.

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[Eliwar]

odd I recall that last line from somewhere in here before...hmmmm. I just can't remember /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

odd, I didn't see any other posts than the first one before I posted my own comment...

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[jaunty]

roughly how old is FMJ ??? i can't find it anywhere !!!!

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[Keiichi]

Well, it was made in 1987, so it's not that old. My local Best Buy has a ton of copies, so it shouldn't be too hard to find either.

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[jaunty]

i'll look around some more, thanx

and while we're on it,

Samuel L Jackson fomr "Jacky Brown"

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>This Tec-9, they advertise it as being the most popular gun in American crime. Can you believe that ****? It actually says on the little booklet that come with it "Most popular gun in american crime," like they're proud of that ****! But put that bad boy in a flick, every mother****er out there want one. [/quote]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Them hong Kong movies came out, every nigga gotta have a .45. And they dont wan one they want TWO! what they dont know and that movie dont tell them is that the .45 has a serious ****in jammin' problem. [/quote]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> When u absolutly, positivly, gotta kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitute [/quote]

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[Ballistophobia]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>So,you ran and hid in my bush?[/quote]
-Jessica Marie Alba. Idle Hands.

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[Jotun]

"I see you schwartz is as big as mine"
SpaceBalls

Evil Dead/Evil Dead 2/Army of Darkness quotes:
"Groovy"
"Hail to the King Baby"
"This is my BOOMSTICK!"
"Shop Smart Shop S-Mart"
"You've got jack **** and jack left town"
"I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!" *click* "Swallow this" *BAM*
"Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!"
"That's just pillow talk baby"

And my favorite quote of all time from the movie Blade:

"Mother ****er are you outta your damn mind!"

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[Galaddin]

hehe here's a couple of my fave's:

OH MY GAWD
YOU KILLED KENNY!
YOU BASTARD!

-South Park


Come with me if you want to live

-Terminator 1 & 2

It is impossible for the glass to be half full or half empty for you see: there is no glass

[Jotun]

"Get out"
T-1000 when he got into the helicopter
"He'll live"
"I'll be back"

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[mp*lennon]

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels had all the cool quotes.


Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yeah?
Willy:...yeah
Winston: And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't you look like your average Horti-****ing-Culturist!


Gary: Shotguns? Like guns that fire shots?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains then. That's right, guns that fire shots.


Ed: Oh, and if Tom or anyone else for that matter feels like giving them a bit of a kicking, I'm sure it won't do any harm.
Soap: Yeah, little bit of pain never hurt anybody, if you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Guns for show, knives for a pro.


Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kind of ***** to drink it. You know what I mean?


Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth, or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya!

[FabulousRex]

Nah, the best quotes have always come from Ah-nold. I'ld like to relate a 2-parter, one of his greatest.

"I like you, you're funny... That's why I'm going to kill you last" (later on in the movie, with said funny guy suspended upside-down over a cliff) "Remember when I said I was gonna kill you last?" "Of course!!!" "I lied" *AHHHHHHHH!*

Airborne Rangers jump from planes, they ain't got no goddamn brains!

[FabulousRex]

Nah, the best quotes have always come from Ah-nold. I'ld like to relate a 2-parter, one of his greatest.

"I like you, you're funny... That's why I'm going to kill you last"

(later on in the movie, with said funny guy suspended upside-down over a cliff)

"Remember when I said I was gonna kill you last?"

"Of course!!!"
...
"I lied"
*AHHHHHHHH!*

Gotta love it!

Airborne Rangers jump from planes, they ain't got no goddamn brains!

[Jotun]

Mista Fabulous, you got your quote wrong!

it's:

"Yeah that's right *Arnolds name for the movie*! You said that you were gonna kill me last" or something like that

"I lied"

*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

At least i think that's how it went... anyway Commando is a great movie! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[Keiichi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Doorgunner: "Get some ... get some ... get some ... get some ... yeah ... yeah ... get some ... get some ... come on!"

*turns to Joker*

Doorgunner: "Anyone who runs is a V.C. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined V.C."

*laughs*

Doorgunner: "You guys oughtta' do a story about me sometime."

Joker: "Why should we do a story about you?"

Doorgunner: "'Cause I'm so ****ing good! That ain't no **** neither. I've done got me one-hundred and fifty-seven dead gooks killed. And fifty water buffaloes, too. Them're all certified."

Joker: "Any women or children?"

Doorgunner: "Sometimes."

Joker: "How can you shoot women and children?"

Doorgunner: "Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much."

*laughs*

Doorgunner: "Ain't war hell?"[/quote]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Joker: "Hey, Lone Ranger."

Cowboy: "Holy ****!"

Joker: "You old mother****er."

Cowboy: "It's the JOKER!"

Joker: "What's happenin'?"

Cowboy: "Boy, I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of ****!"

Joker: "What's happening, man?"

Cowboy: "Oh, I'm just waiting to get back to the land of the big PX."

Joker: "Yeah? Well, why go back? Here or there, samey-same."

Cowboy: "Been getting any?"

Joker: "Only your sister."

Cowboy: "Well, better my sister than my mom, though my mom's not bad."

*introduces Joker to his squad*

Cowboy: "This is my bro Joker from the Island. And this is...?"

Joker: "Rafterman"

Cowboy: "...Rafterman. They're from Stars and Stripes. They'll make you famous. We're the Lusthog Squad. We're life takers and heart breakers. We shoot 'em full of holes and fill 'em full of lead."

*Animal Mother approaches Joker*

Animal Mother: "Are you a photographer?"

Joker: "No... I'm a combat correspondent."

Animal Mother: "Oh, you seen much combat?"

Joker: "Well, I've seen a little on TV."

Animal Mother: "You're a real comedian."

Joker: "Well, they call me the Joker."

Animal Mother: "Well, I got a joke for you. I'm gonna' tear you a new *******."

Joker (John Wayne impression): "Well, pilgrim ... only after you ... eat the peanuts out of my ****!"

Animal Mother: "You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?"

*Eightball steps between them*

Eightball: "You might not believe it but, under fire, Animal Mother is one of the finest human beings in the world. All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him for the rest of his life."[/quote]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Cowboy: "Hey, start the cameras. This is Vietnam - The Movie!"

Eightball: "Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne. I'll be a horse!"

Donlon: "T.H.E. Rock can be a rock!"

T.H.E. Rock: "I'll be Ann-Margrett!"

Doc Jay: "Animal Mother can be a rabid buffalo!"

Crazy Earl: "I'll be General Custer!"

Rafterman: "Well, who'll be the Indians?"

Animal Mother: "Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians!"[/quote]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Crazy Earl: "I will never forget this day. The day I came to Hue City and fought one million N.V.A. gooks. I love the little commie bastards. I really do. These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today ... are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back back to the world, we're gonna' miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting."[/quote]

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[Curtz]

"Suck my spinning steel, ****head *The sound of chainsaw ripping alien flesh, numerous sounds of pain*" - Bad Taste

The speach that the astronaught gives when he reaches orbit around his planet, in "the wings of honiannimae"

Kiechii may be able to remember

also the speach that project 2501 gives about how computer AI is a form of sentient life, when strapped to a table in the godlike "ghost in the shell"
sorry i couldent actualy remember the quotes of the top of my head.

mellenium hand and shrimp

[Gryphon]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"You want answers?"

"I think I'm entitled."

"YOU WANT ANSWERS?"

"I WANT THE TRUTH!"

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Son we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Santiago's death while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence while grotesque, and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you WANT me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE ENTITLED TO!"

"Did you order the code red?"

"I did the job th..."

"DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED!?"

"YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!!!"[/quote]

How's THAT from memory? /infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif And now to correct you all on that Commando line:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"Remember Sully when I promised I'd kill you last?"

"That's right Matrix, you did!"

"I lied."

YAAHWAHAAAAAA!!!![/quote]

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[Keiichi]

Frag: I believe this is the Ghost in the Shell quote you were refering to:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Aramaki: "Just another unidentified corpse..."

*The room suddenly goes dark*

Puppet Master: "You will not find a corpse, for I have never possessed a body."

Nakamura: "Why are his sensors on!? What the hell is this?"

Technician: "All external controls are turned off. The body's using it's own power source."

Puppet Master: "I entered this body because I was unable to overcome Section 6's reactive barriers. However, what you are now witnessing is an act of my own free will. As a sentient lifeform I hereby demand political asylum."

Aramaki: "Is this a joke?"

Nakamura: "Rediculous. It's programed for self preservation."

Puppet Master: "It can also be argued that DNA is nothing more than a program designed to preserve itself. Life has become more complex in the overwhelming sea of information. And life, when organized as a species, relies on genes to be it's memory system. So, man is an individual only because of his tangible memory. And memory can not be defined, but it defines mankind. The advent of computers, and the subsequent accumulation of incalcuable data, has given rise to a new system of memory and thought, parallel to your own. Humanity has underestimated the consequences of computerization."

Nakamura: "Nonsense! This babel is no proof at all that your a living, thinking lifeform!"

Puppet Master: "And can you offer me proof of your existence? How can you, when neither modern science nor philosophy can explain what life is?"

Aramaki: "Who the hell is this?"

Nakamura: "Even if you do have a ghost, we don't offer freedom to criminals. It's the wrong place and time to defect."

Puppet Master: "Time has been on my side. But, by aquiring a body, I am now subject to the possibility of dying. Fortunately, there is no death sentence in this country."

Aramaki: "What is it? Artificial Intelegence?"

Puppet Master: "Incorrect. I am not an AI. My codename is Project 2501. I am a living, thinking entity who was created in a sea of information..."

*Alarms sound as explosions rock the building and smoke fills the room. The faint sound of gunfire can be heard down the hall. Two figures in therm-optic camoflauge enter the room unnoticed.*

Aramaki: "Security! We're under attack!"

Technician: "Sir! The Puppet Master is gone!"

Nakamura: "What in God's name are you...?"

Aramaki: "Shut the defense wall now, damnit! Security, answer!"[/quote]

I've never seen Wings of Honneamise, so I wouldn't know about that one.

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[Keiichi]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one yet:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Brett: "Look, what's your name? I got his name's Vincent, but what's yours?"

Jules: "My name's Jules, and you ain't talkin' your ass outta' this ****."

Brett: "I just want you to know how sorry we are about how ****ed up things got between us and Mr. Wallace. When we entered into this thing, we only had the best intentions..."

*BOOM*

Jules: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. I believe you were saying something about "best intentions." Whatsamatter? Oh, you were through anyway. Well, let me retort. Would you describe for me what Marsellus Wallace looks like?"

*Blank stare*

Jules: "What country you from?"

Brett: "What?"

Jules: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"

Brett: "What?"

Jules: "English, mother****er! Can you speak it?"

Brett: "Yes."

Jules: "Then you understand what I'm sayin'?"

Brett: "Yes."

Jules: "Now describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: "What?"

*Jules points his .45 at Brett's head*

Jules: "Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya mother****er, say "What" one more goddamn time!"

*Nothing*

Jules: "Now describe to me what Marsellus Wallace looks like!"

Brett: "Well he's ...he's...black --"

Jules: "-- go on!"

Brett: "...and he's...he's...tall --"

Jules: "-- does he look like a bitch?!"

Brett: "What?"

*BOOM*

Jules: "DOES-HE-LOOK-LIKE-A-BITCH?!

Brett: "No!"

Jules: "Then why'd you try to **** 'im like a bitch?!"

Brett: "I didn't!"

Jules: "Yes you did, Brett. Yes you did. Ya' tried ta' **** 'im. You ever read the Bible, Brett?"

Brett: "Yes."

Jules: "There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I AM THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON YOU!"

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*[/quote]

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[Katton]

Yippee Ki Yaay, Mother ****er.
Groovy.

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[Gryphon]

Keiichi, if you're gonna quote from memory, at least make sure you've got it right! Geez... /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

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[Keiichi]

Screw memory. I'm just copying and pasting directly off the scripts. There might be a few differences between the script and the actual movie, but they're close enough to make no difference.

-Keiichi

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[I_ABuGa]

Jungle Book:

vulture 1: so, what you wanna do?
vulture 2: I dunno, what do you wanna do?
...


SKar Worz: The Parody
"use the farce, you dumb ass"


Catch-22
Milo:
He's the only chef I have, so he really is my first chef, although I hope to move him to the administrative side. Corporal Snark tends to be a little too creative, I feel. He thinks a mess sergeant is some sort of art form and is always complaining about having to prostitute his talents. Nobody is assking him to do any such thing! Incidently, do you happen to know why he was busted to private and is only a corporal now?

Yossarian:
yes, he poisoned the squadron.

Milo:
He did what?!

Yossarian:
he mashed hundreds of cakes of GI soap into the sweet potatoes just to show that people have the taste of Philistines and don't know the difference between good and bad. Every man in the squadron was sick. Missions were canceled.

Milo went pale:
Well, he certainly found out how wrong he was didnt he?

Yossarian:
On the contrary. He found out how right he was. We packed it away by the plateful and clamored for more. We all knew we were sick, but we had no idea we'd been poisoned.


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Hell, I'd settle for having the world learn anything at all.

[Galaddin]

Oh yeah, how could I forget these:

D'oh!
-Homer J. Simpson

Yippee Ki Yay Mother F*cker
-John McClane

It is impossible for the glass to be half full or half empty for you see: there is no glass

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[.Sniper187.]

Arnold: "Sarah Connor?"

Lady: "Yes?"

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*

[BrownyMan]

South Park:

Terance: My god your looking hideously ugly today, ugly bob.

Ugly Bob: How can you guys say stuff like that?

Terance: Because your goddamn ugly, bob!!

Ugly Bob: I know but...

Philip: Ugly Bob, your face looks like somebody tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

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[Jotun]

which movie does "Yippie yi ki yay mother****er" come from?

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[Zundfolge]

Yippie ki yay mother****er is from Die Hard.


I still kinda dig...

"This is your life, and it's ending one minute at at time."
-Tyler Durden

Fight Club is a treasure-trove of cool quotes

I always had the feeling that BadMojo owned a copy of that movie, and watched it many many times /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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[This message was edited by Zundfolge on Sep 26, 2000 at 21:17.]

[Zundfolge]

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap."
"We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
-Tyler Durden

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[Katton]

I am Jack's nipple.

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"You can run, but you'll only die tired."

[Zundfolge]

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct

[Jotun]

I like fish

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[perrin98]

whats with you people? you missed some of the best quotes out there! lemme try my hand...

i'll need some help on this one...from FMJ

"in a combat situation, animal mother is one of the finest human beings alive. all he needs is someone to shoot at him for the rest of his life"

-8ball, FMJ

"MARINES! WE ARE LEAVIN!"

Corpral Hicks, Aliens


Ripley:"Whats this"
Hicks:"uh, thats the grenade launcher. I dont think you wanna mess with that."
Ripley:"you started it... show me everything"

-Aliens

"A day in the marine corps is like a day on the farm, every meal is a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade. i love the corps!"

Sgt. Apone, Aliens

"I like to keep this handy" (cocks shotgun) "for close encounters"

Corpral Hicks, Aliens

"and you, you little ****, your staying here"

Ripley, Aliens

Anyone else got any more? thats a couple off the top of my head, and i'm too damn lazy to type in any more.

PS: Aliens is one of the coolest movies ever..

P.P.S.:LONG LIVE FMJ/ALIENS!!!

War comes down to he with pointiest stick

[Katton]

The name's Ash *sound of shotgun being cocked*. Housewares.

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"You can run, but you'll only die tired."

[Galaddin]

Anybody remember where this is from?

Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people...

It is impossible for the glass to be half full or half empty for you see: there is no glass

[Ballistophobia]

Falling Down is my best guess. /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


"These kind of boots are made for queers,and pussies,and faggots." /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
That's a great line from that movie.

[owlofdoom]

american pie (http://www.moviequotes.com/archive/bynumber/quotes.cgi?qnum=15285)

alien resurrection (http://www.moviequotes.com/archive/bynumber/quotes.cgi?qnum=12083)
alien: resurrection (http://www.moviequotes.com/archive/bynumber/quotes.cgi?qnum=22714)

Please insert stolen quote here