my spanish teacher is hilarious

[JonnyBoy]

ok, this year out school got a new spanish teacher(well actually many new teachers but this one in particular) and she is from mexico city. well, she doesn't know much english slang.....catchin on? we sit in there and swear to the high heavens....i won't get into detail because in know this board likes to refrain from swears...but this one is golden..my friend steve drenen goes up to her and asks if she ever ****ed a midgit?and she goes ****....what does that means?? oh man...trust me it may not sound funny byut when your spanish teacher is saying stuff like that youll never think anything will be as funny ever again!

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[deathren]

Thats pretty funny!

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[Katton]

You know what?
I could see myself doing that.
Except that we don't have any teachers like that at our school.
oh, well.
I guess I'll just have to find other ways of entertaining myself
*evil grin*

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[Lance201]

Hi
could you explain the funny thing in that to a unaware german guy???? I wished I had have native speakers as teachers at school....

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[JonnyBoy]

im a little confused about what yorue talking about man. do you mean what my story meant?

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[-Mayhem-]

I think he is confused just like your teaCHER

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[Lance201]

1. What is a midgit??
2. What is so funny about that your teacher didn´t know that??

I wanna laugh about it to!!

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[JonnyBoy]

ahhhhhh i see.

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[JonnyBoy]

oh yeah.... wait the joke part.... oh yeah... anyways here


midget- someone really short..... like gary coleman!!!! ahahahhahahahah

my spanish- me and some friends made her say some things that could get us kicked out of the country


the above was an exaggeration but you get the point.


where did midgets come from anyway? i didn't write anything about midgets.

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[Zundfolge]

what's your deal with midgets man?
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[Lance201]

Ok so midgit was just a faught it should be midget, ok, but may be I am to stupid, but I can not see the joke in this not even at the horizon ...

So please in very simple words, where is the joke???

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[Zundfolge]

Ok, here's the joke. His spanish teacher doesn't speak english very well, so he and his classmates are getting here to say rude and embarrassing phrases in english that she doesn't understand.

So it sounds funny to see a teacher say such things in class (even though she has no idea what she's saying)

It's cruel, but funny /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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[JonnyBoy]

well, the thing about me and misgets goes way back......about four years ago..... you see i used to live near a midget and he was married to a she-midget. he didn't have any midget children, but his doggy was pretty small....anyways one time i saw the lady midget and the manmidget playing basketball and the midget doggy was there too. and they were playing with a regulation hoop(10 feet). and my friend was over who is not a midget. and i dared my notmidget friend to run over there and stuff them and say you midgets are 2 foot notin. and he did and the reactions one the manmidget and the she-midget was just hilarious. and ever since then little midgets have had a speacial little(no pun intended...ok maybe there was) place in my heart.

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[Lance201]

ok I understand you utilize the unknowness of your teacher for your personal fun... wow I thing you can me very proud.

One question How tall are you??? Because if you are smaller than 2 metters your are a midget yourself in my eyes and in my opinion you are still a midget in spirit!!

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[Galaddin]

That would make most of us midgets to you, wouldn't it? /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[the real pacman]

Is someone filtering me out here! Just because I think that midgets are amusing.. Thats just wrong. Thats like killing someone just because they believe in god. Its just wrong to difigure someone because of what they think. Its not even like I said that there was anything wrong with them just the fact that they look funny. Just like clowns look funny. Are you gonna blank this out cause CLOWNS ****ING LOOK FUNNY!!

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[JonnyBoy]

yeah dude chill out man. I guess germany doesnt have the same sense of humor as we do here in america.....or as you germans like to call us SWINE!!! just kiddin, i know that im thinking of the french people. but thats ok, and no im not a midget, and here in america its not meters its feet. im 6 feet two inches, hardly a midget. although being a midget would be rather hilarious. sorry if offended you, after i finish my top 5 midgets in the world i'll stop talking about those silly little creatures.

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[MiscMan]

There is a definition for a midget. I think it's under 5 feet something tall and over 18. Someone brought it up in school saying she would be a midget if she was 18.

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[JonnyBoy]

hmmm... then next year i just might know a midget!!!!

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