Yeah, you see that subject line? You're all fuc king idiots. This forum has gone to all **** since I left.
I dunno if its because I left, so you twits thought you could start coming to raise hell because nobody was around to make you crap your pants so bad you could fertilize an entire brazilian rainforest, but somewhere in between me leaving and me dropping by to visit some sort of vacuuous suction has pulled all your brain stems out and broken your heads. And this goes for every-'fu ckin'-body. I can't swear thanks to the forum admins, I see posts getting deleted because of equal part admins and idiots, and every second post is a petty flame war of who's geeky bitch tits are bigger.
I've never seen a sadder, sorrier bunch of losers than yourselves. I once prided myself in conversing with the intellectual cream of the crop of gamers, people who were more cerebral than just thinking of the next time they could get a refill on their ritalin. Somewhere between then and now, you people, with a few exceptions, have become a bunch of Counter-Strike kids...
"hey mna, im on AAOL and i gets lota lag, m-pee-5 want fire straight, what can i do?"
Good job. I wish there was a spaceship I could shove all you troglodytes onto and rocket you straight into the sun.
In case you retards don't know who I'm talking about, and there really is to many to name here, I'll break you down into categories. If I'm lucky, this will cause scientists studying bipolar disorder and down syndrome to impale you on giant tacks like butterflies and break you down into my categories.
The wannabes: Yeah, you wanna be me and we all know it. I heard stories of people coming on IRC or INF 2.75 servers, using my name and trying to act like me, people on the forums trying to capture the heart warming, bile inducing bitterness that is me. Grow the hell up. Stuff I say is only funny when you have a basic grasp of the human language, and swearing is only funny when you inject it in between other swear words, ie: god-fu ckin'-dammit. Get a goddam life you frigging little attention starved freaks. All you cretins do is piss me off. I strive hard to always maintain my individuality, and you people undermine everything I do. When I bleached my hair and pierced my eyebrow when I was 13, trolls like you followed suit and made me have to change my look. 6 years later, trolls like you try to rip off my style, and I'm happy being a lone ogre, thank you very much.
The tough guy: Yeah, you think you're scrappy cause you talk tough crap over the internet. Whoop. You really intimidate me, you little geek. Please, don't spray me with your pus or shower me in dandruff. Every minute you spend bragging about how you could "whoop my ass in a game of counter-strike" (cause we all know the measure of a man's life is invested into a video game) is a minute I spend moving my penis towards a consenting vagina. So stock up on the roofies and vodka, fatties, cause in between rounds of counter-strike and rounds of you threatening to beat me in counter-strike, you won't have much time left to get laid.
The righteous man: Okay, so your word is the last word. Your way or the highway, we get it. You walk around bragging about how if anybody dares take away your voice, you'll do this or that, but at the same time, you dictate to people what they can and can't say (Strife immediately comes to mind.) People like you make me sick beyond sick. You're the worst of the bookburners, because you're so starved for attention that you need to dictate to people what to do or they're worthless lumps of flesh. Go back to working the concentration camps, you lumps of useless flesh.
The power tripper: Okay, go ahead, threaten retribution. I'd like to actually see you show up at my house and do half the stuff you threaten. Thankfully, the power tripper's trip wears down quickly and he begins to "threaten" suicide (threaten it like its a bad thing) or whatever else to try to turn the chips back in his favour.
The troglodytes: Half fossil, half asshole, these people post because they are very, very stupid. I don't even think they realize how much of a dumb-ass they are, but their attempts at being witty, informative, and intelligent invariably come out as limp as their flaccid penises. If people disagree with them, they throw a temper tantrum worse than a two year old on mescaline. Many, many people immediately come to mind.
That's all I can think of for now.
You're all horrible monsters and I pray for your deaths every night
I dunno if its because I left, so you twits thought you could start coming to raise hell because nobody was around to make you crap your pants so bad you could fertilize an entire brazilian rainforest, but somewhere in between me leaving and me dropping by to visit some sort of vacuuous suction has pulled all your brain stems out and broken your heads. And this goes for every-'fu ckin'-body. I can't swear thanks to the forum admins, I see posts getting deleted because of equal part admins and idiots, and every second post is a petty flame war of who's geeky bitch tits are bigger.
I've never seen a sadder, sorrier bunch of losers than yourselves. I once prided myself in conversing with the intellectual cream of the crop of gamers, people who were more cerebral than just thinking of the next time they could get a refill on their ritalin. Somewhere between then and now, you people, with a few exceptions, have become a bunch of Counter-Strike kids...
"hey mna, im on AAOL and i gets lota lag, m-pee-5 want fire straight, what can i do?"
Good job. I wish there was a spaceship I could shove all you troglodytes onto and rocket you straight into the sun.
In case you retards don't know who I'm talking about, and there really is to many to name here, I'll break you down into categories. If I'm lucky, this will cause scientists studying bipolar disorder and down syndrome to impale you on giant tacks like butterflies and break you down into my categories.
The wannabes: Yeah, you wanna be me and we all know it. I heard stories of people coming on IRC or INF 2.75 servers, using my name and trying to act like me, people on the forums trying to capture the heart warming, bile inducing bitterness that is me. Grow the hell up. Stuff I say is only funny when you have a basic grasp of the human language, and swearing is only funny when you inject it in between other swear words, ie: god-fu ckin'-dammit. Get a goddam life you frigging little attention starved freaks. All you cretins do is piss me off. I strive hard to always maintain my individuality, and you people undermine everything I do. When I bleached my hair and pierced my eyebrow when I was 13, trolls like you followed suit and made me have to change my look. 6 years later, trolls like you try to rip off my style, and I'm happy being a lone ogre, thank you very much.
The tough guy: Yeah, you think you're scrappy cause you talk tough crap over the internet. Whoop. You really intimidate me, you little geek. Please, don't spray me with your pus or shower me in dandruff. Every minute you spend bragging about how you could "whoop my ass in a game of counter-strike" (cause we all know the measure of a man's life is invested into a video game) is a minute I spend moving my penis towards a consenting vagina. So stock up on the roofies and vodka, fatties, cause in between rounds of counter-strike and rounds of you threatening to beat me in counter-strike, you won't have much time left to get laid.
The righteous man: Okay, so your word is the last word. Your way or the highway, we get it. You walk around bragging about how if anybody dares take away your voice, you'll do this or that, but at the same time, you dictate to people what they can and can't say (Strife immediately comes to mind.) People like you make me sick beyond sick. You're the worst of the bookburners, because you're so starved for attention that you need to dictate to people what to do or they're worthless lumps of flesh. Go back to working the concentration camps, you lumps of useless flesh.
The power tripper: Okay, go ahead, threaten retribution. I'd like to actually see you show up at my house and do half the stuff you threaten. Thankfully, the power tripper's trip wears down quickly and he begins to "threaten" suicide (threaten it like its a bad thing) or whatever else to try to turn the chips back in his favour.
The troglodytes: Half fossil, half asshole, these people post because they are very, very stupid. I don't even think they realize how much of a dumb-ass they are, but their attempts at being witty, informative, and intelligent invariably come out as limp as their flaccid penises. If people disagree with them, they throw a temper tantrum worse than a two year old on mescaline. Many, many people immediately come to mind.
That's all I can think of for now.
You're all horrible monsters and I pray for your deaths every night
