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the real pacman
31st Oct 2000, 06:09 PM
Well I went home and found a note on my computer desk left for my by my roomate, have a look.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> blair,
Did you call Island telecom about a DSL problem? They came here at about 2pm and started to tinker with your PC. I assumed that you knew they were comming so I didn't protest. I'm writing this because I don't know what they did but nothing seems to work now. I went to check my email, and Internet Explorer wouldn't open. Then I tried ICQ and it gave me a wierd error. Same with napster and almost everything else I tried. Don't fret, you can still play Solitaire. Oh and the bill is on the fridge, its for $70.

Gail. [/quote]

[B]WHAT THE FU.CK!! Some dood comes to my house and ****s up my PC when I didn't ask him to, fu.cks everything up and then bills me for it? Ugh aside from that my video card needs to be reinstalled everytime I boot. I had to reinstall my whole damn OS after last weeks nasty format. I guess I was smart to make that partition afterall. Anyways on another note I was readint the bible today and came across this line check out my new sig.

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Does it please you to oppress me,
to spurn the work of your hands,
while you smile on the schemes of the wicked?
Do you have eyes of flesh?
Do you see as a mortal sees?

--Job 11:3-4

Sometimes I feel like you want me to fail.

Pacman@planetunreal.com

Goat Fucker
31st Oct 2000, 06:30 PM
Kill him while youre still angry.

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the real pacman
31st Oct 2000, 06:58 PM
The ****ers are getting me a new video card and a month free plus no charge for the house call.. I'll wait till I get my ransom then kill him.

http://www.planetunreal.com/redeemer/images/helmet.gif
Does it please you to oppress me,
to spurn the work of your hands,
while you smile on the schemes of the wicked?
Do you have eyes of flesh?
Do you see as a mortal sees?

--Job 11:3-4

Sometimes I feel like you want me to fail...

Pacman@planetunreal.com

Goat Fucker
31st Oct 2000, 08:32 PM
May i sugest an axe, i do most my killing with a rushian fire axe i found at the docks, a great tool of comand and karnage!

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the real pacman
31st Oct 2000, 10:02 PM
I was thinking more along the lines of a tire iron, blunt, hard, lethal. It will do a number and it would be more painfull. Besides everyone uses them so I wouldn't be the first person suspected.

http://www.planetunreal.com/redeemer/images/helmet.gif
Does it please you to oppress me,
to spurn the work of your hands,
while you smile on the schemes of the wicked?
Do you have eyes of flesh?
Do you see as a mortal sees?

--Job 11:3-4

Sometimes I feel like you want me to fail...

Pacman@planetunreal.com

Goat Fucker
31st Oct 2000, 11:29 PM
A tire iron, hmmmm....yeah that´ll work, or a fire poker.

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Zundfolge
31st Oct 2000, 11:42 PM
I suggest you use your bare hands.

Just don't use a gun, that's all we need is a bunch of freakin liberals bitchin about how Infiltration and easy access to firearms MADE you kill some poor defensless techie /infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

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the real pacman
31st Oct 2000, 11:54 PM
I think I will use a combination of them all!! BUAHAHAHAHA

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Does it please you to oppress me,
to spurn the work of  your hands,
while you smile on the schemes of the
wicked?
Do you have eyes of flesh?
Do you see as a mortal sees?

--Job 11:3-4

Sometimes I feel like you want me to fail...

Pacman@planetunreal.com

Zundfolge
31st Oct 2000, 11:58 PM
Naw, you should use a spork. You know the spoon like forks they gave us in gradeschool to eat our lunches with.

I just wanna see people march for "Spork Control"
/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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BomBerMaN
1st Nov 2000, 12:01 AM
i remember the good old days of sporks......memories

"shoot them all and let god sort em out"-BomberMan
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Goat Fucker
1st Nov 2000, 12:27 AM
Just beat on him till he looks like that dude on ANAL *EG*

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