ANOUNCING>>> THE B M A

[jaunty]

On this, the second day of November, of the 2000th Year of our Lord, I, jaunty, hereby announce the forming of the Bad.Mojo Army [BMA], a radical splinter group commited to countering stupidity and ignorance in all forms and places.

The BMA honours the now-retired five-star, Bad.Mojo, in his quest to rid the forums of vacuus heads. Headed by I, jaunty, and mascoted by
the reincarnation of Bad.Mojo, the powerful Viking known as "Mojo.the.Bad", the BMA will reduce to cinders the stupidity rampant in this and all other forums.

We may, at some point in time, also make stickers featuring Bad.Mojo's beloved helmet and the angry face, so if you want stickers, simply reply to this post by saying "sign me up, bitch", and put an appropriate slogan in your signature.

Remember, you might get stickers.

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[This message was edited by jaunty on Nov 02, 2000 at 00:53.]

[Keiichi]

I hereby declare myself Director of the Bad.Mojo Military Intelligence division.

-Keiichi

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http://www.geocities.com/morisato_81/

[Mojo.the.Red]

I, the reincarnation of the first person on the infiltration forums to get five stars, hereby christen the BMA official.

Remember, this is like Fight Club: start some sh it... and enjoy it.

Yeah, you'll get stickers too.

http://badmojojacket.homestead.com/files/bmj.gif

[the real pacman]

I hereby declare myself the first victim of Mad.Mojo's wrath to survive and tell about it.
http://www.planetunreal.com/redeemer/images/megabust.gif
Does it please you to oppress me,
to spurn the work of  your hands,
while you smile on the schemes of the wicked?
Do you have eyes of flesh?
Do you see as a mortal sees?

Sometimes I feel like you want me to fail...

Pacman@planetunreal.com

[Ballistophobia]

I hearby declare myself the sole provider of Jessica Marie Alba media to see to it that the battalion will not resort to hom0sexual means as usual. /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://www.geocities.com/johnnyrock6/JessicaAlba2441.jpg

[Platypus_Corpse]

I hearby declare myself formelly know as Rotting_Platyous_Corpse the offical **** starter i got nothin better do to while im at work lol. so bring on your wrath "Mojo the bad" i fear no evil even though i walk through the shadow of the valley of death. My DI's at Paris island have hardend me.

GGGGRRRRRRRRR.
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P.S. im silly?

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[Styx_Surfer]

I hereby declare myself.... um... well, whatever, I'm with you. Let the carnage begin.

Handsome Boy Modeling School Graduate
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My homepage (http://members.tripod.lycos.nl/petersgraphics)

[deathren]

Im with ya mojo.


Don't try to run from me!
http://unreal.infopop.net/OpenTopic/page?s=10009422&a=ga&ul=577094472

[Goat Fucker]

I hereby declere myself HEAD SLAYER GOAT of the Black Hand BMA tribe.

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[the real pacman]

Seems like the only one opposed is that platypuss ****er.

http://www.planetunreal.com/redeemer/images/megabust.gif
Does it please you to oppress me,
to spurn the work of  your hands,
while you smile on the schemes of the wicked?
Do you have eyes of flesh?
Do you see as a mortal sees?

Sometimes I feel like you want me to fail...

Pacman@planetunreal.com

[Mojo.the.Red]

Well, like I said, I'll be making some decals and stuff, so if you're in the army, you can get a bunch of stickers to plaster all over the place. It can be a world-wide revolution.

http://badmojojacket.homestead.com/files/bmj.gif

[Curtz]

Yeah, cool. But do we get guns 'n stuff? The BMA could also keep the Inf servers clean of all rotting bags-o-meat.

mellenium hand and shrimp

[Goat Fucker]

Not a bad idea Curtz, if done inteligently.

http://baphometsplace.homestead.com/files/gfsig3.jpg
HEAD SLAYER GOAT of the Black Hand BMA tribe.

[.Sniper187.]

Sign me up, leader of the SODBMA (Special Operations Division of the Bad.Mojo Army /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Ak]

While my colleauges at the MAD AnD LoWD (Militant Afro-Dutch ANti-Defamation League of World Domination) might take umbrage at such an act, I hereby volunteer my services as sub-assistant Realist at large and master Character Assassin, to the cause of the BMA. Dedicated to annihliating the scourge of online wankery, may we crush the unrighteous beneath our mighty, burning fist.

Ak
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"We're a peace loving people...And we'll KILL anyone who tries to take that peace away!"

[the real pacman]

People will run as we plunder villages, houses will burn, children embraced while dictators slaughtered. We will reform the world to what it was intended to be in the eyes of god!!

http://www.planetunreal.com/redeemer/images/megabust.gif
Does it please you to oppress me,
to spurn the work of  your hands,
while you smile on the schemes of the wicked?
Do you have eyes of flesh?
Do you see as a mortal sees?

Sometimes I feel like you want me to fail...

Pacman@planetunreal.com

[Mojo.the.Red]

Yeah. Well, if it gets big enough. Spread the word. You don't need to limit membership to just forumers. This will be an underground international revolution of civil disorder.

I'll write up doctrines and stuff. It'll be whack. It's better than joining a cult or a gang. Its like a militia!

http://badmojojacket.homestead.com/files/bmj.gif

[ThunderChunky]

Finally, an army pitting itself against the hordes of stupid people in the world.

I submit my example for the official "inspirational" poster:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/zoom/despair-poster-idiocy.jpg

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Why I post, no one will ever know...

"The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably not true. It is the chief occupation of mankind" -H.L. Mencken

[the real pacman]

Well fuc.king said.

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Sometimes I feel like you want me to fail...

Pacman@planetunreal.com

[Zundfolge]

...and if this is your first time, you HAVE to fight.


Bad.Mojo; the Tyler Durdan of the Inf forum.


Count me in, I don't want to miss this /infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

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[jaunty]

if mojo is tyler durden, then consider me.. well wotever the other guys name is, i think its jack.

and no this doesn't mean i'm imagining mojo...


i love that movie

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[Mojo.the.Red]

You never find out his name. Its done on purpose. He uses fake names everywhere in the movie. To the support groups, he's like, Rudy, Cornelius... to the fight club, he's Tyler Durden... but you never know his real name. He's just credited as "narrator" in the credits. Pretty cool how you never learned his name.

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[the real pacman]

How often do you sleep, Mojo?

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Sometimes I feel like you want me to fail...

Pacman@planetunreal.com

[Mojo.the.Red]

Whenever I'm tired. Which is, unfortunately, not right now. But check it out, I won't be able to sleep at all on the weekend. Lucky break for me, huh. Speaking of which, when the hell do you sleep? Isn't it like 2.5 or 3.5 hours ahead of us where you are?

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[jaunty]

the only reason i call him jack is because when he's always quoting those books written in 1st person by body parts he always says "jack"

I.E "I am jack's enflamed sense of rejection"

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[deathren]

Mabye I'll use my Gifs to scare away the newbies

Member of the BMA

[Mojo.the.Red]

That's a huge f'ing gif.

Anyways, okay, we are in need of a webpage. Anybody in the BMA with relative HTML skills (Blair, if you were sitting in the room, I would be making eye contact with you now) and anybody with graphics skills (and I'm not talking leet fotoshop skillz) consult with me so we can bring World Wide Revolution to the People.

Seriously. Web page.

Since I don't have my cool-ass email anymore, drop me a line at mojothebad@hotmail.com

Thanks guys. I know you'll make the five-star proud

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[perrin98]

i'm there...

War comes down to he with pointiest stick

[perrin98]

i'm there...

This is bob. Bob has b.itch tits

Lord Perrin

War comes down to he with pointiest stick

[Eacthr]

Bad.Mojo brought me to the forums, and I'd be proud to defend against the stupid newbie poster people. So... Sign me up, bitch!

No animals were harmed in the making of this / these posts.

[JonnyBoy]

hey if you guys don't consider me one of the stupid ones then im in too. can i be the official bma janitor or something?

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[RAzOR]

I'm with you wherever you go.


RazoR /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[SkyDweller]

im with mojo

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[neo.hast]

Ohhh HELL yes! Count me in on this, i wanna f*ck some sh*t up, BAD... You guys still need help witht the site? How about a Flash intro? Or some L33T photoshop graphics ;) Damn, i'm all hyped up now...

[the real pacman]

Alright here is the deal I guess I'll be doing the webpage, and I dont' have leet fotoshop skillz. So consider the following:
-Someone that knows 3d studio max
-Macromedia Flash
-How to take ******* orders from me
-Bitch for me at will

Omit the last 2 just some foto skills and a flash intro would rawk... Toss me an email.

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Together we stand... Divided we fall.
Pacman@planetunreal.com