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deathren

Dusty ****er.
Nov 26, 1999
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There once was a man form Grant's Pass, who's balls were made of brass. When his balls clanged together, it rang stormy weather, and lightning shot out of his ass.

There once was a man from Bel-air, who tried to bugger a bear. The dirty ol' brute took a swipe at 'is root, and left nothing but testes and hair.

I am under strict oath NOT to tell the one about the man from Nen-Tucket...

"Something about the battle Excites people's emotions."

-Lady Une, Gundam Wing

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Ugh, I need a new sig.
 

nova-k

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Here where I live it's called 'vittuilu'. :D :D

novak - taking infiltration to the extreme
 

Acey4 NA

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There once was a man from nantucket, he had a c0ck so long he could suck it, and he said if his ear was a c'nt he'd fuk it, I think. :D

like my new name?
 

deathren

Dusty ****er.
Nov 26, 1999
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Aw screw the oath.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who's dick was so long he could suck it. he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt i could fuck it!"

"Something about the battle Excites people's emotions."

-Lady Une, Gundam Wing

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Ugh, I need a new sig.