the real pacman
5th Feb 2001, 08:28 AM
Well I'm sure there are alot of people wondering where I went for the past month, I could tell you but after most of you ****heads told me that I'm the second comming of satan then you can go and **** yourself, if you think that you are too ****ing good to wait it out and hear why I was gone you must not even be worth the ****ing breath. Now, shall we get to an educational part? Today's lesson is Sexually Transmitted Diseases. Yeah its a sick subject but forget everything you
heard about them in high school and hear about them from the science book.
So I will tell you about them.
Gonorrhea, caused by a bacterium, can infect either the male or female sexual organs as well as the mouth, throat, and rectum [really...this one Bulgarian porn star that I saw once had a nasty case of ass-clap, as we called it... she looked like a ****ing baboon]. Infected women may have a vaginal discharge [often referred to as "unexplained ooze"] or a burning sensation
during urination, but usually have no other symptoms. Sometimes, there are no symptoms at all in women. Men, however, usually have a discharge of pus (drip) from their penises, accompanied by a burning sensation when they piss.
Usually, neither men nor women have symptoms with rectal gonorrhea [exceptions exist, though, as I explained about the porn star, the ass-clap
girl]. Victims of pharyngeal gonorrhea usually have no major symptoms but slight problems such as sore throat, fever, and chills may occur. Gonorrhea is diagnosed through a culture test. An accurate blood test for detection of the disease has not been developed. That's right, they test for it by sampling the cells inside your bits-and-pieces. Gonorrhea may be completely
cured by antibiotics if detected soon after the infection begins. If you're anything like the average Eastern European adult film star or starlet though, you'll dilly-dally and let it fester. This only prolongs the treatment time,
increases the treatment cost, and usually ends your budding career [while your ass starts a budding of its own].
Syphilis is also caused by a bacterium. I'm told that it was originally spread by shepherds having sex with their sheep, but I don't know for sure. Once in the body, it enters the blood stream. For ten days to three months [these figures are exact... go get syphilis and see for yourself], there are no symptoms. Thus, it cannot be detected by a blood test during this period. A lesion develops where the germ enters the body. It starts out by swelling, and becomes a painless ulcer. If left untreated, it will hurt, especially when you poke it. The lesion leaks a liquid containing hundreds of syphilis
bacteria. Sexual activity exposes others to the disease by allowing their naughty bits to come in contact with the leakage. Penile lesions are the
most noticeable. Other affected sites can go unseen. Since the lesion disappears after a short while, many infected people do not seek treatment. Two to six months later [again, an exact figure], infected persons often have
body rashes on the palms and soles of their feet, lasting two to six weeks. Mucus patches in the mouth may also occur. Yup, that's right, if you let it go untreated, you become rabid. Okay, fine, not really. Flu-like symptoms may precede or accompany the rash. A blood test can diagnose syphilis at this stage. So if you think you've got the flu, and if that itchy rash just won't go away, run to a doctor.
And for God's sake, leave the sheep alone!
A special derivative of penicillin can quickly and completely cure the disease. If left untreated, syphilis will eventually lead to an agonizingly painful death. Something along the lines of death by ebola, or so I hear.
Chlamydia is caused by a bacterium as well. The most common STD in the U.S., it usually causes no symptoms right away. So what's the big deal? Listen up, cupcake. It often leads to serious problems down the line, like sterility and erectile disfunction. Also, epididymitis is the most common complication in men. This, of course, is inflammation of the skin of the
penis.
Let's all say it together... "****ING OUCH!"
Pelvic inflammatory disease (PID) is the most common complication in women.
Ladies, in unison, please: "HOLY ****, THAT HURTS!"
These are bad because, well, both can cause sterility. Chlamydia often accompanies gonorrhea. It's a two for one deal! Think about that the next time you pick up a skanky chick at the bar. Chlamydia, like gonorrhea, is
treated through the use of antibiotics. It is detected by a culture, too. That's right, a Q-Tip(tm) up the pee hole. Yow!
Herpes is caused by a virus much like the one that causes cold-sores. In fact, if someone with oral herpes performs oral sex on you, there's a good chance you might develop genital herpes. Also, if you've got genital herpes
and you let someone go down on you, you're likely giving them cold sores. A short while after infection, blisters may appear around the genitals. Cold-like symptoms may appear for a few weeks after initial infection. Genital blisters are the best means of detection of herpes. Like with the lesions in the syphilis case, these tend to hurt, especially when poked. Recurrent infections are results of the virus's ability to lie dormant. Sure, you can make the symptoms go away, but you've still got the disease. There's no quicker way to end a lucrative career in adult film than to test positive for genital herpes. Anti-viral agents may be taken orally to reduce
the severity of recurrent attacks. However, the virus can never be cured, just forced into dormancy. As the TV commercial says, "There is no cure for genital herpes." In other words, if you've got it, you're ****ed. Well, not really. No one will want to **** you if they know you've got it. And you'd better tell them, or they might just go Loreena Bobbitt on your punk ass.
STDs, though not fatal (with the exception of syphilis, which if left untreated, can make you deader than Macaulay Culkin's career), are quite a nuisance, especially if you hope to pursue a career in the adult entertainment industry or have an active sex life of any kind. They annoy the hell out of average joes and porn sluts alike. These diseases may only be 100%
effectively prevented by abstaining from sexual contact with infected persons, and since visible symptoms only appear on the genitals, you might
just want to stop ****ing altogether. You know, to be safe.
If you're a realist, you should take whatever measures possible to protect yourself [use a condom, duh]. That's right, condoms work for oral sex, too. So do dental dams. At the very least, be sure that you don't have any open sores in your mouth or on any part of your body that is touching or might possibly touch your partner's peeps.
So, like, don't **** around.
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heard about them in high school and hear about them from the science book.
So I will tell you about them.
Gonorrhea, caused by a bacterium, can infect either the male or female sexual organs as well as the mouth, throat, and rectum [really...this one Bulgarian porn star that I saw once had a nasty case of ass-clap, as we called it... she looked like a ****ing baboon]. Infected women may have a vaginal discharge [often referred to as "unexplained ooze"] or a burning sensation
during urination, but usually have no other symptoms. Sometimes, there are no symptoms at all in women. Men, however, usually have a discharge of pus (drip) from their penises, accompanied by a burning sensation when they piss.
Usually, neither men nor women have symptoms with rectal gonorrhea [exceptions exist, though, as I explained about the porn star, the ass-clap
girl]. Victims of pharyngeal gonorrhea usually have no major symptoms but slight problems such as sore throat, fever, and chills may occur. Gonorrhea is diagnosed through a culture test. An accurate blood test for detection of the disease has not been developed. That's right, they test for it by sampling the cells inside your bits-and-pieces. Gonorrhea may be completely
cured by antibiotics if detected soon after the infection begins. If you're anything like the average Eastern European adult film star or starlet though, you'll dilly-dally and let it fester. This only prolongs the treatment time,
increases the treatment cost, and usually ends your budding career [while your ass starts a budding of its own].
Syphilis is also caused by a bacterium. I'm told that it was originally spread by shepherds having sex with their sheep, but I don't know for sure. Once in the body, it enters the blood stream. For ten days to three months [these figures are exact... go get syphilis and see for yourself], there are no symptoms. Thus, it cannot be detected by a blood test during this period. A lesion develops where the germ enters the body. It starts out by swelling, and becomes a painless ulcer. If left untreated, it will hurt, especially when you poke it. The lesion leaks a liquid containing hundreds of syphilis
bacteria. Sexual activity exposes others to the disease by allowing their naughty bits to come in contact with the leakage. Penile lesions are the
most noticeable. Other affected sites can go unseen. Since the lesion disappears after a short while, many infected people do not seek treatment. Two to six months later [again, an exact figure], infected persons often have
body rashes on the palms and soles of their feet, lasting two to six weeks. Mucus patches in the mouth may also occur. Yup, that's right, if you let it go untreated, you become rabid. Okay, fine, not really. Flu-like symptoms may precede or accompany the rash. A blood test can diagnose syphilis at this stage. So if you think you've got the flu, and if that itchy rash just won't go away, run to a doctor.
And for God's sake, leave the sheep alone!
A special derivative of penicillin can quickly and completely cure the disease. If left untreated, syphilis will eventually lead to an agonizingly painful death. Something along the lines of death by ebola, or so I hear.
Chlamydia is caused by a bacterium as well. The most common STD in the U.S., it usually causes no symptoms right away. So what's the big deal? Listen up, cupcake. It often leads to serious problems down the line, like sterility and erectile disfunction. Also, epididymitis is the most common complication in men. This, of course, is inflammation of the skin of the
penis.
Let's all say it together... "****ING OUCH!"
Pelvic inflammatory disease (PID) is the most common complication in women.
Ladies, in unison, please: "HOLY ****, THAT HURTS!"
These are bad because, well, both can cause sterility. Chlamydia often accompanies gonorrhea. It's a two for one deal! Think about that the next time you pick up a skanky chick at the bar. Chlamydia, like gonorrhea, is
treated through the use of antibiotics. It is detected by a culture, too. That's right, a Q-Tip(tm) up the pee hole. Yow!
Herpes is caused by a virus much like the one that causes cold-sores. In fact, if someone with oral herpes performs oral sex on you, there's a good chance you might develop genital herpes. Also, if you've got genital herpes
and you let someone go down on you, you're likely giving them cold sores. A short while after infection, blisters may appear around the genitals. Cold-like symptoms may appear for a few weeks after initial infection. Genital blisters are the best means of detection of herpes. Like with the lesions in the syphilis case, these tend to hurt, especially when poked. Recurrent infections are results of the virus's ability to lie dormant. Sure, you can make the symptoms go away, but you've still got the disease. There's no quicker way to end a lucrative career in adult film than to test positive for genital herpes. Anti-viral agents may be taken orally to reduce
the severity of recurrent attacks. However, the virus can never be cured, just forced into dormancy. As the TV commercial says, "There is no cure for genital herpes." In other words, if you've got it, you're ****ed. Well, not really. No one will want to **** you if they know you've got it. And you'd better tell them, or they might just go Loreena Bobbitt on your punk ass.
STDs, though not fatal (with the exception of syphilis, which if left untreated, can make you deader than Macaulay Culkin's career), are quite a nuisance, especially if you hope to pursue a career in the adult entertainment industry or have an active sex life of any kind. They annoy the hell out of average joes and porn sluts alike. These diseases may only be 100%
effectively prevented by abstaining from sexual contact with infected persons, and since visible symptoms only appear on the genitals, you might
just want to stop ****ing altogether. You know, to be safe.
If you're a realist, you should take whatever measures possible to protect yourself [use a condom, duh]. That's right, condoms work for oral sex, too. So do dental dams. At the very least, be sure that you don't have any open sores in your mouth or on any part of your body that is touching or might possibly touch your partner's peeps.
So, like, don't **** around.
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You forgive and forget.
But you will never forget you forgave and forgot.