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Ibrox
5th Feb 2001, 09:29 PM
"Toughness contests are a traditional part of Polish recreational life," Regional Prosecutor Stefan Wojcelski told a court in Stargard Szczeciski, "and the state has no wish to interfere with a playful tradition. But, while we accept amputation as an inevitable part of this we do not accept murder, and I therefore ask for the heaviest penalites to be broiguth against the three accused.

Wojcelski, who was leading the prosecution of three men accused of manslaughter, explained what had happened. "The three men had been drinking solidly all afternoon in the garden of Krzysztofy Azninski, the dead man. They put on traditional toughness bonnets and began a contest. At first they played breath holding contests. Then they hit each other with blocks of wood and banged nails into their own flesh. But then Franciszek Zyzcoszusko put his hand on a chopping block, and dared Krzysztof A to cut it off. Krzysztof A hacked at it with ihis own knife partially severing the wrist then pout his own head on the block and challenged Franciszek Z to chop it off. Franciszek Z beheaded him with an axe. The three (remaining) men decided things had gone too far, stopped the contest, and began singing a folksong "Roll the head of the giant" which woke the neighbours. Thats when they were observed burying the body in the garden."

The three accused pleaded not guilty on grounds of drunkeness.

(PAP [Polish News Agency], 25/10/94, spotter P Masters; printed in Private Eye [print date unkown])

i dont know about you but i have never been that
drunk in my life, what the hell were they drinking
anyway. :D

04
5th Feb 2001, 09:40 PM
****ing double posts...i can see making the mistake, but after you do it, at least delete one of them.

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Ibrox
5th Feb 2001, 09:43 PM
tell me how?

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okay ignore that i just opened my eyes. doh

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i tried to delete it but it wouldnt let me.

04
5th Feb 2001, 09:47 PM
bottom right hand corner of your post...the "edit" button...then choose "delete post"

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04
5th Feb 2001, 09:48 PM
It probably didnt let you because people have already posted on the thread...

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Ibrox
5th Feb 2001, 09:50 PM
it should be gone now, thanks for the tip.

dEAD_mEAT
6th Feb 2001, 12:02 AM
how tough is that! letting someone cut your head off as to be the ultimate toughness test!...... or is that drunken stupidity test?.... nm...

i knew i guy in school who put his finger on the chopping block while his father was cutting wood...... and had the end chopped off :D :D

hehe, he wasn't even drunk, although he might have wished he had of been, beat it hurt like a mofo ;)

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Goat Fucker
6th Feb 2001, 03:43 AM
Uhm, no!
I can highly recomend getting drunk in Poland, they have god like beer, nice girls (who are easily impressed), a freindly culture (as soon as they realise youre not from Germany) and...Damn great beer.

EB 4-ever.

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the real pacman
6th Feb 2001, 04:11 AM
Imust agree, yummy beer in poland. That is considering that they have the same as what they sell in the polish bar here. Not quite Foster's though; but under the circumstances... I'd settle for anything.

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