Arsenic Pants:
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... SMOG in Surrey? Wrong town, my friend.. we're all about farm-fresh air (well out cloverdale way, anyways). No smog here. Nope. Nada. None.
Mind you, I do live in suburbia, but still.. Actually I'm surprised you mentioned smog.. the best of my knowledge, Surrey has never been known as smog town.. that's Vancouver all the way
We're more known for our lower life forms, namely the heroin addicts, and the people who have like 5 cars up on blocks in the front yards, and who own pitbulls, and do nothing but drink beer and smoke weed all day, while wearing their torn acid wash jeans, their beat up t-shirt from some defunct 80's band (such as def lepard, van halen, etc), and their mesh baseball caps that don't fit right.
Mike