View Full Version : Haf yoo sen any of mah calnmahtz?

30th May 2001, 06:55 AM
I hafunt ceen anny of [DuX] palhin inmunfs all teh sefers we osed to paly on ar gon an i cahnt finnd tehm anymor.:(
Do any of u DuX palyurz stil vizit tehse foroms ifsoo wehre r ur palying as u is infisiables an i cant fidz u. Mabey IR Baggin coud hepl me.???!?
An tihs forom is coll tanx fur heplig me an ceyoo lator (yoo cannat see me noo we is INFISIABLEZ!!!).:)

30th May 2001, 07:27 AM
Who let Jeff K in here? http://somethingawful.com/jeffk/ :D

Robot TinMan|BuF
30th May 2001, 08:08 AM
Originally posted by [DuX]Down
(yoo cannat see me noo we is INFISIABLEZ!!!).:) U mean "infeasible"? ;)

Ver: LMAO! :D

30th May 2001, 09:18 AM
I thought I saw one playing on a server yesterday...but then I realized I couldn't have.

30th May 2001, 09:32 AM

Having become so 1337 over time, your clanmates are now able to keep it so down low that even YOU can't see them anymore!!

Everybody lately has been bitching about not being able to hit anything. They say it's some "cshp lag" causing their rockets etc. to just explode in the opponents face without harming them etc... but what they don't realize is that it's really your clanmates (LowRider, MastaCroucha or TooShort) running around deflecting projectiles with their airbonkstin thing (the only true [DUX] weapon) !!!

30th May 2001, 10:43 AM
BOINGO!!! MR BOOGER HASS BEN HITTIGN HISS NAIL RIHGT ON TEH HEAD?!?!?!? DuX R stil fiting the airmboot cheter monkey terdz ekcept for teh CHSP iss makign R job difficulp in teh most hardets off wayz!?!?! :( B4 we wass inficiblorz but now we R beign infisble in wayss taht aare dificlut for unnerdstandign efen for teh DUX!?!?!. I well xplane::::: U R remefering teh Star Tracx episoap wher teh Kernel Kirk iss moofing so fass das der Dr. Spock and Boner R not beink able to seee him but are hereing sum buzssing noisses????? THASST WAHT THE CHPS ISS DOINK TOO TEH DUX!?!?!??! :( We are halfv ben makign buzzsign noisses at airmboot cheter terdz for sum time now and I am halfingn too tell u it iss not beign EZ at all!&!&!#!#! onetimes DUX r not efen abel to seee each ohter or efen sen messadges!?!??!

Bcauss off tihs im afraide I muss bee tellinkg u my frendz taht MastaCroucha iss retrying from teh UT inceptiff immedateially!$!$!$#! I weel stil b playingn teh UT an fiting aganst teh airmbott cheter mokney turdz but am retryingn from UT ass off then!!! AHAHAhasahaeee BoyeeeZZZ! I well also still ben wit teh kickign ass on teh pohbos wit airboionksitn thign but ass a retryred playfer!!!! Tahts wat Im talkign about!!!!!!!


30th May 2001, 10:48 AM
is ur keyboard broken or something? ack, type english for crying out loud....

30th May 2001, 12:22 PM
sorry bout taht bruther Down - my expalnation is wy we r not seeink are calnmates ately. i half ben ferry lonely withote my frendz [DuX]LowRider , [DuX]TooShort, and [DuX]Down too payl wiht :( we r goign too halve to half a caln meting soon fro workgn on sum new secred trix and skilz for catchgin thos cheterz !?!??!?? u know thas right doot!!?!?!??!? nest time u are payling UT an herring a buzssing soun quikcest get onna AIM an seee if we can hooc up - K?!?!??! KEWL!!@!@

Hahahhasaheeeee! DuX caln RULEZ!?!?!?

oh an byte way MR ZIFF DAVIS YELLOW PEE - maybee u are shuld be fixign ur screne iff it's shwoing you so many wrongfl worsds dewd!#!#!#!!#! HAHHHHAAAAAAHHHAEEEEEE#!@%$@$@@ better fupgrade taht biotcht!!!!!!! HAH!

30th May 2001, 12:35 PM
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh Booooyyyeeeeeeeeeezzzzzz!

thas rite mister yellow peeee, stopp eatin thos planz in yur pikshure. DuX caln is mackin a cum back <---- llo !!

weez been palyin all tha fasink worldz sirvirs fiting wit allz themz laimbotz uzerz too keepz tha worldz safe foor allz tha PooFs playaz.

Thankz tu allz arr DuX caln fanz hoo sendz us allz tha fanz mailz!

remembemberz kidz, keepz it on tha down lowz!!!!!!


el Gato
30th May 2001, 01:03 PM

30th May 2001, 01:11 PM
DuX "caln" ownz j00 fewlz!!!!!!

Welcome home boys!!! :D :D :D :D :D

30th May 2001, 01:56 PM

30th May 2001, 02:59 PM
weez been palyin all tha fasink worldz sirvirs fiting wit allz themz laimbotz uzerz too keepz tha worldz safe foor allz tha PooFs playaz
We've been playing all the facing worlds servers,fighting with all them aimbot users,to keep the world safe for all the PuF players.
Hope that helps--Geeze don't no one understand DuX speak anymore:D

The Dopefish
30th May 2001, 03:16 PM
Ahem. :rolleyes:


31st May 2001, 12:49 AM
Did I see those DuX guys on the forums... hmm

/me looks around


31st May 2001, 01:02 AM
Welcome Back DUX:)
wait are they back..I mean I can't be sure....I don't see anybody??

31st May 2001, 06:16 AM
Tanx too all yo pooferz for welculmig uz bakz anz MastaCroucha too rigt we half too get a caln met fixd sun an den we canz kikz sum reel laimbotzlammazazz WEEEEYezzzz!!!. An yez Mr BellowMee maeybee yoo coud try yosing a NOSMOKE mooator sumtime Hehehe. An tanx agen to allz an remembez yoo can see uz yuo just wantz to bee uz!!!!! WE IS INFISIABLEZ!!! CYA!!!!!!!!!

31st May 2001, 06:30 AM
rofl, wb :)

31st May 2001, 08:27 AM
OMG, they're back.

Welcome back DuX0rz :D

Tetris L
31st May 2001, 10:08 AM
Haf yoo sen any of mah calnmahtz?

What kind of st00pid question is that?? You try to make fun out of us? :mad:
Every kid knows they are infisziebel, so how could any of us have seen one?

31st May 2001, 12:53 PM
sorri mister cleening man! weeez weern't tryin to trix yuu. weez jus invislib0rz, heeeheeeheee!

yuu canz see meeee, yuuu jus wanna beeee meeee!!!!! :D

31st May 2001, 01:01 PM
i have never spent so much time reading a couple of lines...

oh, let me grab my DUX to Englisk dictionary...:)


The Dopefish
31st May 2001, 10:56 PM
DuX 0wnz j00!!!!!!@

31st May 2001, 11:19 PM
I'm gonna do a search on the phrase "0wnz j00" and calculate the percentage of posts that turn up which were written by the Dopefish.

DUX, never met y'all before but ahm pleezd ot maek yuor ackwaintenz. :D

little darlin
31st May 2001, 11:22 PM
Friend, that is one bad ass duck skin you got there.:D

1st Jun 2001, 03:11 PM
I wish I could be invislib0rz when I have the flag on fasink wirls! :D That would be cool! Keep up the good work guys and thanks for making this a safer wirld ;)


1st Jun 2001, 03:22 PM
My brain hurts. Wb dux

Tetris L
1st Jun 2001, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by I_B_Bangin'
I wish I could be invislib0rz when I have the flag on fasink wirls! :D That would be cool!
Indeed! See the difference:
http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/contrib/ut2/bluecap.gif <-- Normal flagcarrier
http://www.unreality.org/cleaned/Pictures/dux.gif <-- [DUX] flagcarrier

The advantage is crystal clear! :D

1st Jun 2001, 04:26 PM
Is it just me or is this joke not funny anymore?

1st Jun 2001, 04:37 PM
Its you Nightmare.

DuX ownz mah bonez!

Keep it on the downlow!

The Dopefish
17th Jun 2001, 11:24 PM
I have to bump this thread. It is classic. :)

18th Jun 2001, 09:53 AM
I must be one of the oldest PuF member not to have meet them yet :) somebody mail me the link to the first DuX thread please :)

Wekolmm homme boyyeeeeeeez !!!!!!!!! me wissha waz infiseebl0rz to so i cood hnut dann da aibomotz lamazz!!!!!! ;)

18th Jun 2001, 04:53 PM
Here are the DuX threads starting with the oldest:






18th Jun 2001, 06:01 PM
why did I stop by and ask you about this Dope!!