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TheProfit
28th May 2001, 10:01 PM
Okay..I am a total newbie and got Unreal Tournament about 1 year ago but just started playing it 2day. I was wondering if someone would be kind enough to get with me on AIM (TheProfit110) or ICQ (105528063) and help me learn some important tactics that are needed in Unreal Tourney. I suck, basically...And need some help from someone that knows their ****. So, leave your AIM handle and I will get to you on AIM and we will talk. Okay, Later.

;)

Jancaz Bru
28th May 2001, 10:20 PM
Since I'm lazy, I'm just gonna respond...

Dodge (double tapping the sidestep key) a lot, jump around a lot... and, uhm..

Well, practice makes perfect.

GerbilJammer
28th May 2001, 10:51 PM
well im not really new but i dont play online much, p00 p00 ping :P but ma aim name is simbais20 and icq # 52457609 :P and in gamespy arcade i am GerbilJammer, add me if ya want :)

anterobs
28th May 2001, 10:54 PM
Learn to use the shock combo!

:shock:
Fire secondary mode - it will launch a blue ball that moves relatively slowly - then keep aiming to the blue ball and fire primary shock mode. The ball will explode and hit targets in a wide range. Try waiting the ball get close to your enemies.

:flak:
The flak canon is a interesting weapon too. Its secondary mode is difficult to master, but it's almost as powerful as a rocket, and good to mid-range figths. The primary mode of the flak is quite effective at close ranges, and will hardly hurt yourself - using rockets as melee weapon is not healthy. ;)

:ripper:
The ripper is good to fill a room with bouncing razors - keep out of this room!

:instagib:
Practice with instagib. It will improve your aim for sure.

Centering the view is good to headshot enemies who are at the same level that you are, and headshots cause more damage...

And practice a lot with the bots! :)

Dead_Hood
28th May 2001, 11:16 PM
My advice: get good with the sniper rifle, but don't use it to snipe. Instead, use it as you would a normal gun. It can kill in one hit, and the bullets move faster than rockets. It's perfect if a server isn't running Instagib. You are more than welcome to IM me if you want more. AIM: Massacre27, ICQ: 115287094

Morety
28th May 2001, 11:58 PM
Flak gun tips (http://forums.planetunreal.com/showthread.php?threadid=19460)

Rocket launcher tips (http://forums.planetunreal.com/showthread.php?threadid=16201)

Shock rifle tips (http://forums.planetunreal.com/showthread.php?threadid=30047)

Sniper rifle tips (http://forums.planetunreal.com/showthread.php?threadid=25036)

Translocater tips (http://forums.planetunreal.com/showthread.php?threadid=26590)

OshadowO
29th May 2001, 04:20 AM
log onto irc.enterthegame.com #planetunreal ask around to see if someone will play 1 vs 1 and give you tips and feedback. If you're interested in DM look me up on the same channel and I'll be happy to help out however I can. If it's CTF don't ask me cos you'd probably kick my ass in CTF even if you've never played and FPS b4:)

Terminal {DTH}
29th May 2001, 04:25 AM
SOmebody give this guy the URL for UTbible site. that will help him out more then snipens here and there uh? =]

Swedix
29th May 2001, 04:45 AM
The UT Bible (http://www.ocrana.de/utbible/)

Terminal {DTH}
29th May 2001, 01:24 PM
Exellant:) thanx babe. :cool:
most helpful gal ive seen in the gaming comunity. ild ask her out on a date but im already married. lol....:p

SimplyCosmic
29th May 2001, 01:34 PM
Bwahaha . . .

Poor Swedix. :D

Morety
29th May 2001, 02:03 PM
Yeah, she's a real swedey pie :D

Swedix
29th May 2001, 02:30 PM
Hmm, yea I'm married too. Is it a problem ? :D

Terminal {DTH}
29th May 2001, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by Swedix|PuF
Hmm, yea I'm married too. Is it a problem ? :D

not particulally no. ;) she's not the jallous type and dosnt begrude me having female freinds.
how unusal is That?!? :)

of corse you probubly arent anywhare Near my local its all no doubt moot. :(

REeeE{skullface}
29th May 2001, 04:03 PM
1: finish the game on average
2: finish the game on masterful

by that time you will know all the weapons and how they work...also, go to #planetunreal on the chat tab...it is under irc.enterthegame.com

people there are nice about answerring questions noob questions or not, just ignore the poop references...seems to be a lot of that :) poop that is.

Reeeeeee

Morety
29th May 2001, 04:03 PM
roflmao

gramps
29th May 2001, 04:14 PM
LOL Swedix, you hottie. ;)

Robot TinMan|BuF
29th May 2001, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by Terminal {DTH}


not particulally no. ;) she's not the jallous type and dosnt begrude me having female freinds.
how unusal is That?!?OK, down boy, down.
U need a smooth approach, not jump into it like that.
Swedish babes prefers a more gentle manner, ok?
Trust me I know. See my flag? ;)

Morety: LOL! :D

8-4-7-2
29th May 2001, 04:21 PM
Get away from Swedix. She is all mine :)

Robot TinMan|BuF
29th May 2001, 04:31 PM
Hmmm, I've told ya be4, 84!
Ur in Germany and...hmmm where do I live? *hint* :D

Kilham
29th May 2001, 04:56 PM
You are all very cruel.....:rolleyes:

8-4-7-2
29th May 2001, 04:57 PM
No problem going up there for me. You might be nearer, but my charme will convince Swedix that I am the right one ;)

Swedix
29th May 2001, 05:21 PM
Hey 8472, may i take a ride in your ship?

8-4-7-2
29th May 2001, 05:39 PM
You're welcome. Fasten your seatbelt!
Didn't you ever want to date an alien from another galaxy? :)

Morety
29th May 2001, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by 8-4-7-2
You're welcome. Fasten your seatbelt!
Didn't you ever want to date an alien from another galaxy? :)

Oh yeah I have. And she's got 3 b00bs too :D

Terminal {DTH}
29th May 2001, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Robot TinMan
U need a smooth approach, not jump into it like that.
Swedish babes prefers a more gentle manner, ok?
Trust me I know. See my flag? ;)

Morety: LOL! :D

i dont see anything seeing anything wrong with the straight forward approch :)
no beating around the bush, no games...unless its seuxal anyhow :p

like a flag is going to determine a gals personality and likes/dislikes. pleeeeease. :rolleyes:

OshadowO
30th May 2001, 12:09 AM
No Swedix don't listen to him.
I love you!!!!

phil
30th May 2001, 12:48 AM
Swedix is having my child!
all of you stay away from her!

Sapphire Nights
30th May 2001, 12:53 AM
Swedix, when are we going to the mall and do some shoe shopping, grrl? :D

Kray
30th May 2001, 01:29 AM
Swedix, did I do something?? You never call, you never write... :(

Robot TinMan|BuF
30th May 2001, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by Terminal {DTH}
like a flag is going to determine a gals personality and likes/dislikes. pleeeeease. :rolleyes: Well, all I implied was that I might know a lil more about Swedish grrls, than U. Otoh, I might be wrong.

Swedix, don't encourage 84, plz.
1. Check his pic; U wanna have kidz like that?
2. Remember what happened to the guy in Alien? That'll be U if U stick to 84.

Ya'll live too far away!! It'll only take half a day to get to Swedix :)
For U?! Hmm, 1/2 a week? :D

8-4-7-2
30th May 2001, 05:26 AM
ROFL

I only eat humans if I don't like them, um like people who stand in the way of my chick ;)
And I can make our kids look human if that's what you really want :rolleyes:

And look at TinMan's avatar? Do you want to have robots as kids. Is it even possible to..eh....get engaged with him?

Swedix
30th May 2001, 05:37 AM
Ohh, this is going out of my hands.

Originally posted by Sapphire Nights
Swedix, when are we going to the mall and do some shoe shopping, grrl? :D

We shall make it soon. What do you think about some leather boots? I would really like to have some of this long bots with high heels. Maybe in red?

Robot TinMan|BuF
30th May 2001, 06:30 AM
Originally posted by 8-4-7-2
And look at TinMan's avatar? Do you want to have robots as kids. Is it even possible to..eh....get engaged with him? Hmm, U remember the story, 84?
It was my heart that was lost, not the........ :D
U'd be surprised what a Robot can do.

So Swedix, go buy yer "high heeled red boots", then we'll meet my place 7pm 2morrow.
And 84, noo, the meeting will not be a net meeting, just to make U able to attend it. ;)

Morety
30th May 2001, 09:10 AM
Hey Sapphire, I'm a grrrrl too! I wanna go shopping for leather boots with you! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease ;)

Athlon_2o0o
30th May 2001, 09:20 AM
wow swedix is pretty popular in this topic
let's change the name of this forum
Planet Swedix Forum

Morety
30th May 2001, 09:26 AM
That would boost his ego nicely :)

Swedix
30th May 2001, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Morety
Hey Sapphire, I'm a grrrrl too! I wanna go shopping for leather boots with you! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease ;)
You can come with us, Morety.
I would like to see you walk around in high shafted leather boots.

Morety
30th May 2001, 04:23 PM
I'll post a couple of my pic's doing just that later on tonight for you :D

Robot TinMan|BuF
30th May 2001, 04:39 PM
/me waits for Moretys pics. :)

Swedix
30th May 2001, 04:57 PM
/me waits 2

Morety
30th May 2001, 05:00 PM
preverts

cryco
30th May 2001, 05:26 PM
Oh, I wanna see this too..... Skin tight leathers too?

Swedix
30th May 2001, 05:45 PM
yea, and the shaft should go all the way up to ..

8-4-7-2
30th May 2001, 06:04 PM
Now that are some pics I DON'T want to see! :eek2:

Coffee Rush
30th May 2001, 11:32 PM
ROFL. Leave it to you PuF'ers to go from a noob thread on how to play UT to a internet, alien, cheat on your 3 boobed wife ending. :D

Athlon_2o0o
31st May 2001, 01:53 AM
everyone is waiting lol

Swedix
31st May 2001, 02:16 AM
Damn, no pics!!
Morety, you promised. Still waiting ...

Luminuis
31st May 2001, 03:04 AM
Welcome to PuF..


And...Morety.."His" ego?


/me tries to remember


I thought...

/me blinks


Yeah I thought Swedix was a guy...

Wondered why this whole thing seemed fishy...

Robot TinMan|BuF
31st May 2001, 03:21 AM
Originally posted by 8-4-7-2
Now that are some pics I DON'T want to see! :eek2: Awwww, c'mon 84. Ur among friends here, no need trying to hide the things U like. :D

Hmm, where are those pics? :hmm:

Valk
31st May 2001, 03:47 AM
Shh, don't tell Morety.. :D

Luminuis
31st May 2001, 03:49 AM
ROTFLMAO

8-4-7-2
31st May 2001, 06:15 AM
LMAO
Nice, but where are the high-heeled shafted boots?

TinMan:
Contrary to common believes I'm no sicko :)

Swedix
31st May 2001, 07:45 AM
/me awaiting Morety to put this on.

XeneX
31st May 2001, 07:56 AM
omg!

How did I miss this thread!

ROFLMAO

Robot TinMan|BuF
31st May 2001, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by Swedix|PuF
/me awaiting Morety to put this on. w00t!!
See, Morety? A shaving can do wonders :D

84: I know U ain't no sicko, but plz feel free to express Ur feelings in here. ;)

SOMEBODY SET US UP THE PICS! :D

Swedix
31st May 2001, 06:39 PM
Anyone seen Morety tonight?

8-4-7-2
4th Jun 2001, 03:53 PM
We are still waiting for this pictures

Robot TinMan|BuF
4th Jun 2001, 04:36 PM
Aww, c'mon m0!
No need to hide. :D

GerbilJammer
4th Jun 2001, 09:54 PM
? :D

Terminal {DTH}
5th Jun 2001, 02:00 AM
I have pics! ;) corse its not the kind that can be posted HERE. :p
my wife photographs soooo much better then i. her birthday suit is Much nicer! :D of corse im highly biased to lol.... ;)

speaking of her b-day suit, last week sometime she was a hurry to get our 4 yr old son off to school and hadnt noticed the blinds on the window being open. From what she tells me later some guys were staring at her as she was walking by and she head them say Something and rightly thinking it was about Her she pleasently said "what?" to have one of the guys tell her the other had mearly said she has a nice birthday suit. NO LIE! G*D that's just Toooo funny! had to have Totally made their day! ROTFLOL!!!!

Terminal {DTH}
5th Jun 2001, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by 8-4-7-2

Nice, but where are the high-heeled shafted boots?


Thie high ones & black micromini-skirt garter belt, fishnet stockings, tube top, and a studded choker. with my babies dark dark hair that is a Perfect outfit for her. Heads dont just trun around when i take her out like that but many literally end up walking into things. lordie its funny! :D

Morety
5th Jun 2001, 09:19 AM
Okay ya horndogs, print off a copy of this baby and run off to the bathroom!

Terminal {DTH}
5th Jun 2001, 02:19 PM
how original :rolleyes:

8-4-7-2
5th Jun 2001, 02:23 PM
Actually I think that's very funny!

Nice one m0rety :)

Morety
5th Jun 2001, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Terminal {DTH}
how original :rolleyes:

It was meant to be funny, you know, good for a laugh? It's not like I'm going to be entering a photoshop skillz contest with it or anything...although it does show some great, promising talent in the photo-editing field...

REeeE{skullface}
5th Jun 2001, 03:00 PM
i thought it was funny dude.
good for a laugh at work, priceless

Ree

GerbilJammer
5th Jun 2001, 03:04 PM
yall are too funny, now i know anytime i need a good laff, tuen to the forums :)

Swedix
5th Jun 2001, 03:35 PM
Hehe, nice one.
Morety, next time, will you wear a top then? :D

Morety
5th Jun 2001, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Swedix|PuF
Hehe, nice one.
Morety, next time, will you wear a top then? :D

Sure, and if I'm excited, I'll strategically place it ;)

Athlon_2o0o
5th Jun 2001, 05:20 PM
lol
who is that guy on your avatar

Morety
5th Jun 2001, 05:59 PM
The one and only Abe Vigoda. Played Det. Fish on the Barney Miller show in the 70's

Robot TinMan|BuF
5th Jun 2001, 06:55 PM
Awww, U forgot to shave, m0! :hmm:

Any1 wanna borrow my gloves? :D