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Mojo.the.Bad

23rd May 2001, 12:33 PM

Well well, just dropping by to see what's up. First of all, what the hell is with the new forums? My cranky face looks like some yellow bitch.

Regardless, I discovered something interesting... somebody took my user name Bad.Mojo... which is interesting since Mojo.the.Bad was not registered, and I re-registered under it... if M.t.B was canned, B.M shoulda been too. Some ass is running around pretending to be me, apparently.

Ah hell, doesn't matter. Life's to short to worry about identity thiefs. But life's not to short to play the MGS2 demo endlessly. If you haven't picked the demo up with Zone of the Enders yet, I suggest you do. ZOE is a cool game too... but ****, MGS2 is like sex without the fish smell. Just frigging perfect.

Ah well, tell me little boys and girls, what's going on?

Mojo.the.Bad

23rd May 2001, 12:37 PM

Wait, never mind... my BM account is still mine... its nice to see I'm "godlike" in status... it just confirms what we all always knew, doesn't it. Hey, if a moderator or admin or something can change the email address of that account so that I can reclaim it, that would kick ass. I see that stupid censorship crap is still around... that sucks.

DarkBls

23rd May 2001, 12:39 PM

Is this profile (http://forums.unreal2.net/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=5383), not yours ?

PM, Prof (http://forums.unreal2.net/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=3534). He is the admin who commonly help our community with the setting of this board ;)

Ballistophobia

23rd May 2001, 12:41 PM

http://www.tribes2review.com/staffpics/stupid.gif

<center><h1>Hi Mojo!!!!</h1></center>

:D

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Zundfolge

23rd May 2001, 12:48 PM

Hey Mojo...good to see you here :)

Actually YOU have Bad.Mojo...all the old profiles where imported from the old ModCentral forum so your old ID (including registration date and post count) should be here now. IIRC you forgot your pword though (if you had your email in your profile, you can have it email you your pword).

I'll look into this and check with the Admins (you wouldn't happen to know if the PU Admins don't like you for any reason?...I seem to remember you haveing some run-ins with the PU Admins, but my memory is kinda fuzzy ;) ).

Also, they just (yesterday) "upgraded" the forum software, every time they do that it replaces our lovely colorful Smilies with these gay assed yellow ones...Stallion will be replacing them with our old ones soon (maybe we can even get your old constipated mad face back in).

Anyway, dig around a bit...there's some exciting goings on here in the Inf community, with a new release due any day now.

Check the mapping forum (now called Inf Development) and RealMaps...we have several real good mappers out there putting together lots of fun places for us to kill each other.

Again, damn good to see you around here.

Side note: apparently Blair is moving in with Gryphon ...you know that's gonna be party central ;) if you haven't talked to him in a while, he may be incommunicato for a bit (while moving and getting settled), but you should say hi :)

EDIT: apparently everyone else is faster then I am :)

Mojo.the.Bad

23rd May 2001, 12:48 PM

Yep, that's my profile alright. The thing is, I canned my cable account, thereby losing access to the registered email there... and my password was one of those old autoassigned passwords like jkW2k@@!klrkslkearlio2q59012509q or whatever. So I didn't remember it. Ah well, I harass Mr. Man then. I think a few people here can vouch for my legitimacy.

Hey Ballisto, what's going on man... haven't seen you in a while. I see we have a few newbies floating around, hopefully not making any particular nuisance of themselves. I'd hate to have to get cranky again. It ruins my day -- not that I don't have anything to be cranky about.

Ballistophobia

23rd May 2001, 12:55 PM

Actually, the newbies are probably the most docile and respectable newbies I've ever seen here. It hasn't been the same without your watchful eye constantly monitoring their every move though. :)
So, where you been anyways?

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Mojo.the.Bad

23rd May 2001, 12:55 PM

Yeah, Blair crashed at my house a couple of days back. He said he was moving in with Gryphon and I laughed in his face. I told them they'd kill each other. Sure, it might be all peachy for the first six months, but as soon as month seven rolls 'round, there's gunna be some dead bodies everywhere.

In case you care, I invented a comic... actually, I "conceptualised" it, and I feel like sharing.
It's called "Machine Gun Foetus."

The story goes thus: "Abortion Man," an escaped mental patient with a time-travelling rocket car, goes back in time and punch's Hitler's pregnant mother in the stomach in an attempt to stop the holocaust. He succeeds, but the foetus lives and attaches its by the umbilicus to the rocket car, thus returning to the year 2001 with Abortion Man. The foetus hosts a talk show called "Talking Foetus," and he speaks with a British accent. He says such things as "Well yes, I do believe foetuses are living things, but frankly my dear, I don't give a fu ck." Then, at night, he becomes Machine Gun Foetus, an AK totin' bad-ass abortion with a bloody umbilicus and a bone to pick with Abortion Man. Together with Creepin' Jesus, who's the second incarnation of Christ and works for a top-secret Israeli spy-commando agency, they hunt down Abortion Man's horde of time-travelling lunatics, in an effort to stop him once and for all.

I have to much time on my hands nowadays, you see.

Cap'n Beeb

23rd May 2001, 01:33 PM

Holage there Mojo, good to see ya again :D

Btw, what ****ing censorship you talkin about? :)

DarkBls

23rd May 2001, 01:37 PM

I think he talk about this kind of ****ing **** ***** censorship.

Dank

23rd May 2001, 02:07 PM

Holy shit !!!

Welcome back dude !!!

Hope your still smoking the green stuff!!

JonnyBoyDT

23rd May 2001, 02:16 PM

Hey mojo, how are you? I found this a while ago while you still weren't around, so I'll put it here as well.

http://crowes.infopop.org/ubb/icons/icon8.gif

enjoy :)

JonnyBoyDT

23rd May 2001, 02:17 PM

Oh yeah....if you talk to one of the admins of this forum, they'll set you up with your old account info. YOu can have your registration date and post count and whatnot.

phatcat

23rd May 2001, 02:54 PM

WB :D

HanD_of_DarKNesS

23rd May 2001, 02:55 PM

Hey Mojo, long time no see.

As far as censorship goes simply throw a HTML (open and close) tag in the middle of the word, and the censor doesn't see it!

So I can say "Fuck all this shit", and everyone knows what I'm saying.

deathren

23rd May 2001, 02:58 PM

http://forums.unreal2.net/showthread.php?threadid=44745

(these smilies do suck. :eek: :minigun:

Ballistophobia

23rd May 2001, 02:59 PM

I'm pretty fuckin sure Mojo knows about this shit, but maybe he doesn't wanna do it for every other fuckin word, being sort of a potty mouth. :)

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Zundfolge

23rd May 2001, 03:03 PM

But the new ****ing forum software makes this **** much easier to ****ing do...because these ****ing vB code tags work too :D

Just make sure you're in mother****ing Enhanced Mode ;) and with a simple ****ing mouse click you put a ****ing open tag in and with another ****ing mouse click you put a ****ing close tag in :)

Ok, I've cursed enough for one ****ing day :eek:

DarkBls

23rd May 2001, 03:10 PM

Hehehe a word fuck contest ? :D

Ballistophobia

23rd May 2001, 03:24 PM

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DarkBls

23rd May 2001, 03:33 PM

You won ! :D

WHy you don't use the profile sig, instead of doing it each time ?

Ballistophobia

23rd May 2001, 03:51 PM

Hehe. :)

3 reasons, the gay white line makes my pic look...well, gay, the pic is a clickable link, and lastly because I can't make the text small unless I do with HTML. It's no sweat, I have a text file marked with a 1 so it's the first file and I just hit select all and paste it, it's actually less of a hassle than I figured it would be. :)

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the real pacman

23rd May 2001, 05:57 PM

Mojo, I certainly hope to christ you still aren't dialing to PEI with my account. That would be too fucking funny. Anyways I'm gonna be in town longer than I thought. I'll call you tonight, sorry I couldn't yesterday, I slept in.

OpFor

23rd May 2001, 08:10 PM

HOLY ****!!!!!!! Whos mojo? :enforcer:

Shrap

23rd May 2001, 08:44 PM

He is an old respected member...I remember him a little but never talked to him directly... :D

Chronic

23rd May 2001, 08:59 PM

*Thud*

/me knocks out opfor with pac's 50lb linux book.

fuckin n00b ;)

j/k buddy.

:eek2: Mojo, how have you been man? You've got some catching up to do. Welcome back. You probably don't remeber me, since I ghosted these forums before you left. anyway, welcome the fuck back man!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D

Buddy_Pickle

24th May 2001, 12:10 AM

Yo Mo Jo...how does it go bro. (hoho)

Christopher Webb

24th May 2001, 05:44 AM

Originally posted by OpFor
HOLY ****!!!!!!! Whos mojo? :enforcer:

*pats you on the head*

There, there, young grasshopper.

Hehe, don't worry, just me going through my bimonthly trip to the infiltration forums. *looks around* Geez, feels like ever time I return they feel my Evil Presence (TM) coming and switch the code/layout/location before I get here. Ah well. Hi Mojo, looooooooong time no see.

jaunty

24th May 2001, 07:11 AM

JESUS H CHRIST!

I thought the censorship was brought in before you left. No matter, with some stupidly placed HTML tags its easily over-fucking-come.

So what have you been doing with yourself for the last 6 or so months?

[amel_#umper

24th May 2001, 02:35 PM

sex without the FISH smell ! I mean thats real nice, who do u have sex wif

DarkBls

24th May 2001, 02:42 PM

sex without the FISH smell ! I mean thats real nice, who do u have sex wif

Are you under prohibited things ?

Zundfolge

24th May 2001, 04:06 PM

sex without the FISH smell ! I mean thats real nice, who do u have sex wif

IIRC sex without the fish smell implies the absence of a woman...

...ew

DarkBls

24th May 2001, 04:33 PM

IIRC sex without the fish smell implies the absence of a woman...

:eek:
The one or two girls around our board would like your sentence for sure ;)

ThunderChunky

24th May 2001, 08:51 PM

A belated welcome back.

And what the hell happened to these smilies?

deathren

24th May 2001, 11:24 PM

IIRC sex without the fish smell implies the absence of a woman...

Heyyy....

You be nice to IRC sex....its a friend . :D

Zundfolge

24th May 2001, 11:40 PM

not IRC...IIRC
If I Recall Correctly

Sebu_NZ

25th May 2001, 02:27 AM

ahhhh isn't perfectionism bliss?

(p.s. I think he meant Internet Relay Chat :D)

Iceman

25th May 2001, 07:01 AM

Hey mojo, great to see you back in the community :)

Iceman.

deathren

25th May 2001, 04:22 PM

i meant Internet Relay Chat.

Thanks ice.
:)