UT taking over my life

JJaX · May 16, 2001

Am i too into UT because:

- I answer my phone with "habojui!"
- when i pass people on the highway i yell "useless" and "run human" as if i were Xan
- When i see a lfag i have an urge to grab it it and run like hell
- when i play pool i hold the stick like a sniper rifle and bust a couple shots at my friends
- when im walking down a hall i think of hitting page down to switch to my mini gun
- i strafe when i get out of my car
- when i play hockeyi hear a "clang!"sound when i put on thigh pads
- I rant about my L33T skills to the cashier at Mcdonalds
- when i finish a beer i look at it and say "target eliminated..."

Theres many more, i just cant think of it right now, anyone else going threw this?????? Or am i jsut a crack head??

Jancaz Bru · May 16, 2001

You're just a crack head

Xhalted1 · May 16, 2001

"You're just a crack head" - Surebrec

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Well I have a real problem:

My girlfriend wants it now!!! But:

I have the flag and it is Sudden Death Overtime!

I am 3 frags away from Godlike!

I am actually winning at a 1v1 DM

Great players are complimenting my mad skillz!

A Great Player is giving me some pointers or showing me the tricks of a certain map.

I am playing in a clan match! (No way am I leaving for anything!)

Ps. Every time I am in a subway station. I wish I has a ASMD Shock Rifle

JJaX · May 16, 2001

YEAH, the woman use to bitch at me too.

Btw. Surebrec ill be seeing you on the webb this SAt. This crack head is comin for you!!! Ohh yeah!!!!!

NeoNite · May 16, 2001

hey if the lady feels like it, .. well DON'T HESITATE!

you can play ut anytime..

ut addiction; i've been playing the following levels MUCH lately:

dm-closertoheaven -instagib

dm-halloflegends - 3 team instagib

dm-stratosphere -dm

dm-losangeles2341 -instagib

and every evening i'm listening to ut and unreal music, on mpp.

My favourite taunt:

burrrrrrrrrrrn baby...

pine · May 16, 2001

I guess that makes me a crack-head too....

- I have a midterm paper due Friday that I haven't started yet mainly due to UT.
- I strafe around corners at work
- I visualize the damage if I comboed a shock rifle in my dorm

I admit it....I have a problem! I'm addicted to UT!

NeoNite · May 16, 2001

I hear redeemer sounds around me.. when i'm eh..

walking around on the street, having dinner etc..

oh oh..

Peregrine · May 16, 2001

Damn JJAX I do that all the time too. A guy at work calls:
"Can you come done and look at this for me?"
Me: "On my way"
Also, I work downtown (Cleveland). Besides the idea of Comboing the crowd down here, there's a building down here that has a red flag on the one corner 20 floors up. No apparent reason. I often think,
"Man I could get that, and if I had the boots, just jump down and... and... " man, I need help.
It's not getting any better, either.
Bought Soldier of Fortune. A great game BTW. But when I ran the patch (after I started a game) my savegame was ruined. Rather than start a new game....BACK TO UT I go!
Haven't touched it since. And it really is a GOOD GAME!
Also, on my drive home from work I pass this church and can't help but smile every time I see the name of it.
"The Church of the Redeemer"
LOL. Look for that as a pic of the day once I send it in to PU.

Jancaz Bru · May 16, 2001

Originally posted by JJaX2001
YEAH, the woman use to bitch at me too.

Btw. Surebrec ill be seeing you on the webb this SAt. This crack head is comin for you!!! Ohh yeah!!!!!

Please smoke crack that day, we need to win

JJaX · May 16, 2001

I play better after i smoke my Crack!!!! You have been warned!

I guess the hand full of us are the only ones man enough to admit our obssesion wiut UT!

ben harkins · May 16, 2001

I considered putting "shock ho" down on my resume as a former occupation.

Best taunt by far: Squeal, boy, squeal

MattMacD · May 16, 2001

It's just a game.

ThunderBirdUT · May 16, 2001

Yeah Yeah Yeah...

UT WASHED your BRAIN!!!

ThunderbirdUT

NeoNite · May 16, 2001

Sometimes i feel like i'm moving around like one of those ut characters

(you know, the commando's).. strange..

and when somebody says something stupid, i'm thinking:

- bite me
- yooou suck!
- loser
- sucker
- yeah bitch

pine · May 17, 2001

It's really the taunts/verbal commands that get stuck in your head, isn't it?

My boss: "OK, you could go wipe some tables now"
I think - "roger"

My boss: "Gabe!"
"On my way"

I or a co-worker spill something:
"That....was nasty"

I pass someone on my bike:
"run, human"
"I am superior"

I start down a wicked trail mountain biking:
"Let's rock!"

Hey Matt McD: It isn't just a game! If it were, I'd be writing my paper that's due Friday right now. Instead I'm here. See?

Zenda · May 17, 2001

For the last year, Planet Unreal and Nali City have been my daily watering - holes.

I keep forgetting to complete Deus Ex

I still remember with nostalgic glee the physical 'swellings' of pride when I got the first cup in the tournament ladder. It was weird. I had not expected anything, and the game had been a flurry of nights battling aginst the bots. Then the awards ceremony. I had not been prepared for that. It felt very similar to the Flyby at Elsinore castle in Unreal 1. Moved me greatly.

OH YES ... Week after week in Lliandri Core. Now who was that unstoppable bugger with the Impact Hammer? Barktooth.

Oh yes ... a few games in the custom maps with a strong cup of coffee to get me in shape at the beginning of the day.

ThunderBirdUT · May 17, 2001

Umm...

How do I remove all UT from my mind? format?? fdisk??

UT is killing my mind!

My wife is pregnant 5 months now.

my mind said our when baby is born, it has heavy Amors and one of Redemeer.. I said "NO" my wife said, "WHAT??" I said, "never mind" and I walked into restroom and I said, "DAMN!"

UT is powerfully washes all brains!

I AM SERIOUS!

ThunderBirdUT.

Karsehole · May 17, 2001

I keep dodging stuff!
When a teacher asks me something, I jump out of a window!
When someone wants me to catch a ball, I dodge it!
When I hear something behind me, I dodge it!
Who can help me?

(A lot of windows are being destoyed, because of me dodging trough them)

[ReZ]BullDog · May 17, 2001

when I am not on it, it's all I think about.
When I am on it, it has my complete attention and nothing can distact me. Phone, girlfriend, house burning down...

But I can live without it, I can leave it anytime I want, I do't need it, it doesn't own me...just need one more go....

Things I love...
...learning a new trick for better players and the safisfaction of then completing that trick in a game

...killing the fc just before he caps and returning the flag

...comboing two opponents in TDM to win the game when 58-59 down

things I hate...
...bad losers/winners/sportsmanship

...people msging me whilst I am fragging

...missing a hammer jump

rhakka · May 17, 2001

i want to kill people just to watch 'em respawn..

yeah i'm a heartless bastard. If they spawn near me i'll probably spawn kill em too. MUAH HA HA ..

I have been in the throes of a serious UT addiction for a long, long time now. beware! it doesn't let go!

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