View Full Version : What is the worst FPSer out there?

19th Feb 2000, 03:20 AM
I would have to say Redneck rampge it was the biggest load of crap i have ever played

19th Feb 2000, 11:18 PM
Quake 3 hehehehe....only kidding /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif
I'd have to agree with Skumboy, although I think Aliens on the PS sucked big time /~unreal/ubb/html/frown.gif

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20th Feb 2000, 07:03 PM
I like squirls!!! No I mean I really like them in that dirty way.

(Hey you! what are you doing with that squirl at my keyboard?! Are you spamming!? Is That MY ID?????!!!!)

I gotta go now.

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26th Feb 2000, 05:11 PM
Well, i think Redneck Rampage is one piece off crap...


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26th Feb 2000, 07:23 PM
we have already established that

"The're out ta get me, they won't catch me I'm f*cking innocent"--Out Ta get me, Guns n Roses

26th Feb 2000, 09:23 PM
I hate to admit that I ever even played a hunting game but...

All of my relatives are bigtime hunters and think hunting games are great. So with me being an Unreal fan I thought TNN ProHunter which uses the Unreal engine would be a good choice for them. Big mistake.

It was amazing how bad the Unreal engine could be abused. It was running at the great rate of 10 frames per second. After upgrading to a Voodoo 3 and downloading TNN's patch made just for the V3 I thought it might at least run a little smoother. Another big mistake. The frame rate showed absolutely no improvement.
So I posted a message on their board and finally received a reply from one of the games creators. He blamed the problems on the Unreal engine, the same engine they used as one of the top selling points of the game. He also stated that 10 frames per second was plenty for a hunting game, that would probably be true if the reason you were playing was to get a major headache. He even was stupid enough to suggest that I buy ProHunter II.

29th Feb 2000, 06:52 PM
I just recently downloaded Nerf: Arena Blast...... its the worst FPS EVER!!!!!!!
Even worse than Redneck Rampage blieve it or not


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4th Mar 2000, 08:51 PM
Blood 2 0wz j00!

Chasm was a pretty ****ing awful Quake clone, I'll give you that... but the WORST FPS EVER was the X-Men TC for quake, OMG it was bad.

5th Mar 2000, 05:56 PM
Honestly, Nerf Arena Blast isn't half bad.

No, I'd say the worst FPS has to be Deer Avenger. You heard me, Deer Avenger. It's a parody of Deer Hunter where you play as Bambo, a vengeful, M16/rocket launcher/slingshot-toting deer hell-bent on putting a few hunters up in his trophy room. Albeit the content is OK, and the thought of shooting hunters for revenge is kinky, you can't move forward or backward from your position and the graphics are bad as hell. I know it shouldn't be considered a FPS, but it looks like a normal FPS in which you shoot people who don't shoot back.

a.k.a. The Dopefish!

"Even if you build it, they shouldn't have to come."

6th Mar 2000, 09:10 AM
The worst fps game of all time was Extreme Paintball. That pile of smoldering **** was 100% coaster material. The highest I have ever seen it rated was 5%.

Have I therefore become your enemy because I tell you the truth?-Galatians 4:16

11th Mar 2000, 12:28 AM
I have to say Quake 3 Arena. I like the series for multiplayer, but after getting Quake 3 and seeing nothing more to offer then just deathmatch and CTF, I was clearly going to say I'm deeply disappointed and Q3A drops to worst FPSer. UT has more to offer and a single player, I would suggest to everybody and my friends might as well get UT since your get deathmatch and more gameplay. Until Quake 3 expansion or Quake 4 comes, UT crushes it.

12th Mar 2000, 09:06 AM
I think you are exaggerating abit royboy 21 I have both games and I quite enjoy Q3a ok its not as good as UT but it is nowhere near the worst FPS out I rank it in my top 5 i think it is exelent
My top 5 BTW is
2.Half life
3.Quake 2
4.Unreal/Alien versus Predator
5.Quake 3 Arena

Ok so technically Quake 3 is in my top 6 but you get the point
And this is not the top 5 of worst FPS'(just to prevent being flamed right to hell)

"The're out ta get me, they won't catch me I'm f*cking innocent"--Out Ta get me, Guns n Roses

12th Mar 2000, 09:34 PM
I would have to so Paint Brawl is the worst out there. Let's put it this way: Take Doom, the Original, make the resolution 2 times as bad, remove all sounds, and replace it with some corny Techno music, and the last thing, the guns look like brooms. It's really sappy, and the paint balls are like square. There are a few other things, like you can't jump, but I won't get into it. If anyone thinks they can find a worse FPS out there, email me and we can exchange screen shots.

13th Mar 2000, 02:33 AM
"I think you are exaggerating abit royboy 21"

However I'm not exaggerating, you don't even know IF I'm exaggerating. No I don'get your point. I see it is like a Quake 3 butt kissing action.

[This message has been edited by royboy21 (edited 03-13-2000).]

15th Mar 2000, 06:03 PM
Ok if you don't get my point you don't have much hope.
I'll explain
I said it was my top 5 games
but i named 6 games cos the 2 at no 4 I thought were equal - get it now?
And what do you mean by "I see it is like a Quake 3 butt kissing action."

"The're out ta get me, they won't catch me I'm f*cking innocent"--Out Ta get me, Guns n Roses

16th Mar 2000, 07:37 AM
Chasm: The Rift. Yes, that game is just plain awful although I've never played it. The prize for the worst FPS out there has to go to Half-Life 2. I travelled into to the future and I was terribly disappointed. Although the graphics put Q3 to shame the gameplay is very linear and the scripted sequences are very glitchy and caused my PC to crash every time they ran. Collision detection is also dodgy and sometimes I found myself losing health before even meeting an enemy. That brings me on nicely to the aliens which are for the most part poorly concieved imitations of Alien Slaves, Gargantuas etc.

Only joking, I'm sure HL2 will very good. /~unreal/ubb/html/smile.gif

Ford Prefect
16th Mar 2000, 09:38 AM
Hasn't anybody of you ever played Rise of the Triad? That is... well I don't know how to say it...playing it feels like sitting in broken glass and tabasco.

"The answer" said the mouse, "is Forty-Two."

16th Mar 2000, 11:58 AM
Yeah ive played ROTT I thought it was great when I first played it (bear in mind I only had an Amiga at the time i never had a PC) but I played it recently and I thought it was Pants

"The're out ta get me, they won't catch me I'm f*cking innocent"--Out Ta get me, Guns n Roses

21st Mar 2000, 07:06 PM
I haven't played too much FPS but I'd say Redneck Rampage is thw worst that i've played. My fav FPSs are these ones:

1. Unreal Tournament
2. Thief: The Dark Project



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Wolf Blackstar
27th Mar 2000, 02:11 PM
Probably the worst I've ever played was Tekwar or Witchhaven, both featuring extremely poor optimizing of the Build engine, which was what powered Duke3d. Amazing difference, even thought it was the same engine.

-Wolf Blackstar

"A chainsaw! find some meat!"

30th Mar 2000, 07:43 AM
You are all wrong, there are two contenders for worst FPS...

Jurassic Park. It was probably the first FPS (the FPS was only one section but the most important one as the rest was even worse), and there was one weapon, a rifle thingy, one type of monster (Raptor - duh), it looked like crap, the resolution must have been about 40*25 because the pixels were about twice as big as the note symbol for this message, and the first level didn't even have any monsters. And in another level, you were talking to those people from the film, and all they did was stand there. Then they'd just stand there when they finished talking to you, even if you shot them, lured a Raptor into the middle of them, anything.

The other is a shareware Wolfenstein 3d clone, which I can't remember the name of. That also looked ****, although not as bad as Jurassic Park, to get anywhere you had to walk along trying to open walls for secret passages, and around 3 levels into the game you'd get some witch that would kill you in two shots, whereas up till then you just got a load of bats that flew towards you very slowly. Added to that, you were trying to rescue your girlfriend from a mad scientist. Bloody hell.

And Ford Prefect - I think you'll find Deep Thought announced the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, not the mice.

If anyone discovers what the Universe is for, and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexplicable.