Here's where I jump in and save you lazy people with mah l337 n0t3p4d sk1l55.
To plan a joke...
<Yellow5> I'm tempted to post a false trick on the PU news page, just to see how many people will try it.
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> hehehe
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> well April 1st is coming up
<Yellow5> Oh yeah.. perfect.
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> thanks for the early warning
<Yellow5> heh
<Jerith> Well, I just found out where Rooster has been tonight... installing Win2K.
<Yellow5> It
<Yellow5> bah
<Yellow5> It'll have to be good tho
<Yellow5> LIke fake map secrets or something.
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> or how to play Face without ever getting sniped
<Yellow5> bah
<Yellow5> Impossible.
<Yellow5> Oh I got one..
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> "EXCLUSIVE: The Facing Worlds "Un-sniperble" Trick"
<PissedMyPants|PuF> the secret door in Face
<Yellow5> An invis walkway in face that lets you "walk on air" all the way to the other base.
<PissedMyPants|PuF> those triggers open it
<Yellow5> People would be jumping off all day
<PissedMyPants|PuF> yours is better
<PissedMyPants|PuF> like in Faith
<Jerith> Thats funny .
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<PissedMyPants|PuF> U have to do a rocket jump to get to the path
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> Hello folks...
<Yellow5> No no.. A redeemer jump. =)
<Jerith> You know I heard that there are textureless surfaces on Face in the big open holes in front of the bases.
<PissedMyPants|PuF> have em blowing themselves to bits
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> hehehe
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> hey soul
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> So what's the haps?
<Yellow5> We're talkiing about the new CTF Face trick
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> Ahh..right
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> Saw some screenshots of that
<Yellow5> No this is different
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> it rocks apparently, although I haven't tried it myself
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> You're not talking about the hidden surface hiding area?
<Yellow5> Similar
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> oh
<Yellow5> YOu can actually walk all the way across to the other base.
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> really??
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> now THAT's interesting
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> sounds like a serious bug to me
* Yellow5 has pissed himself.
<Yellow5> I am kidding.
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe..I'm about to....brb
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> hehehe
<Yellow5> We are trying to come up with a nice April 1st joke for PU news. =)
<Yellow5> See, it would work..
<Xylene|PuF> hi
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> yeah, and I can imagine the forums in the aftermath
<Yellow5> OMG the hate mail would be incredible.
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> yeah hehehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> back
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> Heya Xy
<Yellow5> I get enough of that as it is.
<Xylene|PuF> hi
<Xylene|PuF> hehe
<Xylene|PuF> aw
<Xylene|PuF> yello you'll never get hate mail from me
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> hmm we might do an April Fool joke of our own at Capture >
<Yellow5> True
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> Capture should do a review of the worst CTF map ever, and give it a 10
<Yellow5> Xy is too nice to send hate mail.
<Yellow5> Or make a new map.
<Xylene|PuF>
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> yeah
<Yellow5> And then review it
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> a really really crappy one
<Yellow5> Like two big boxes
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe
<PissedMyPants|PuF> that would be great
<Yellow5> With disco lights
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> or both the flags right next to each other
<Yellow5> hahaha
<Yellow5> YES!
<Xylene|PuF> hehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> DISCO LIGHTS!!!
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> HAHAHAHA
<Xylene|PuF> ya know
<PissedMyPants|PuF> if people say you're wrong: just say no it's subtle
<Xylene|PuF> if i ever learn how to use a map editor
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> yes!...Saturday night Capture!
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<Xylene|PuF> i wanna make austion power's pad
<PissedMyPants|PuF> staying alive!
<Yellow5> You have to do this for Capture
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe
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<Zaccix_TC|PuF> we will hehehe
* [CMi]Soul-Crusher <singing> Ah- ah - ah - ah - capture the flag - capture the flag <to the tune of stayin' alive>
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> ROFL
<PissedMyPants|PuF> oh boy
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe
<Yellow5> And you have to get the Stayin Alive disco music
<Xylene|PuF> hehehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> heheh...YES
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> we'll need someone who can map tho
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> (or not, as the case may be
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> It would be two disco halls....and a street....
<Yellow5> Oh that's easy.. I'm sure someone like Willhaven would do it.
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> probably
<Yellow5> Just have them use a false name like "K00lM4pp3r"
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> And you need a new Leisure Suit skin to go with it.
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> Or whatever they wore in the disco era
* Zaccix_TC|PuF is still laughing
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher>
<Yellow5> Or make on huge box, with a single glass wall.
<Yellow5> With one small area to tele through
<Yellow5> Have to trans through it.
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> You have to have the screen shot of the map with the player named John Travolta
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> lol Yellow
<Jerith> Yellow you could never score a capture...
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> I was just thinking that
<Yellow5> I know!!
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hahaha
<Jerith> Thats FUNNY!
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> YES!
<Yellow5> Thats the beauty
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> that would be the point!
<Xylene|PuF> hehehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hahahaha
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> that's great!
<Jerith> EVIL!
<Yellow5> The best CT Fmap EVER! Everyone wins!
<PissedMyPants|PuF> if someone say they can't capture,
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> i'll send a log of this chat to whoever the lucky mapper is, cos I could never explain it properly
<PissedMyPants|PuF> just say they don't know how
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehehe
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> i can just imagine the email
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> they ain't got da skillz
<Yellow5> Or mock them for being idiots because they "don't know the trick"
<PissedMyPants|PuF> CTF_EVIL
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> CTF-SaturdayNightCapture - great name
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> CTF-CantFindTheHole
<Jerith> lol
<Yellow5> omg my sides hurt.
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> ;-)
<PissedMyPants|PuF> CTF_IsItInYet?
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehehehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> oh dear
<Xylene|PuF> hmmmm
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> i think i've woken the neighbours
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hahahahaha
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> Hopefully not by yelling out "CANT FIND THE HOLE! AHAHAHAHA"
<Yellow5> It's got to have every damn annoying UT map trick known to man.
<Yellow5> Strobe and disco lights, terrible custom music.
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> one spawn spot
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hahahahaha
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> yes!
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> for both teams
<Jerith> Don't forget really tight spiral staircases!
<Yellow5> oh my..
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> I can just read the review now...hehe...oh man
<Yellow5> and LOTS of lava or slime
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> "This map is great. I expect to see it on all the popular servers. GO GET IT!"
<Jerith> A spiral staircase is NOT a spiral staircase if you don't have to pick up the mouse three times to move one rotation.
<Yellow5> One small spawn area, with tiny stepping stones across a large lava area
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> we'd have to get a news post on PU declaring it the "best CTF map ever! or something like that
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehehe
<Yellow5> Oh the news post is no problem. MAP OF THE YEAR!
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hahah!
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> hehehehe
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> "This Map will OWN you! Hard!"
<Yellow5> Get CliffyB involved and have him nominate it for "This Map Owns!"
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> haha!
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> LOL!
<Jerith> I'm sure CrankySteve would love it.
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> this would be one hell of a heist to pull off
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe
* Zaccix_TC|PuF needs a drink
<Yellow5> This has to be done.
* [CMi]Soul-Crusher ponders opening up his editor and playing some funky music, white boy.
<Jerith> Whats scary is that as far as map-making goes I don't think we are discussing something very hard. I bet we wouldn't even have to make one, there are probably dozens of "my first maps" out there that already fit the bill.
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> oh absolutely
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> the thing is, this would be even beyond the crapness of THOSE maps
<Yellow5> We are forgetting one thing...
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> eh?
<Yellow5> Custom messages in the map
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> The scrolly ones?
<Yellow5> Nothing worse than having a message pop up in the middle of the screen every 5 seconds.
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hmm...haven't seen those
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> like a DJ who keeps saying "PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE BOY!"
<Yellow5> You know, like in SOB-Forst when someone gets a redeemer.
<Yellow5> sob-forts
<Xylene|PuF> hehe
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> "YEAH LOVE THE POLYSTYRENE HAIR!"
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> We need a scrolly one that says something like "[CMi]Soul-Crusher leads the Disco with 14 straight hours dancing."
<Yellow5> And duh...
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> hehehehe
<Yellow5> Only have redeemer in the map
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hahaha
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> hehehe yeah
<Xylene|PuF> Yellow5 is a bad mother shut-yo-mouth
<Yellow5> lol
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe
<Xylene|PuF> )
<Xylene|PuF> :-o
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> see how many people download it
* Xylene|PuF was smacked down by the theme song to Shaft
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hahaha
* Zaccix_TC|PuF can hear that butt guitar even now
<Xylene|PuF> make the map a huge platform shew
<Xylene|PuF> shoe
<Xylene|PuF> haha i can spell today
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe
<Yellow5> We'd need a framerate killer in there too...
<Yellow5> Like all of the walls are mirrors.
* [CMi]Soul-Crusher now wishes he had spent more time practicing 3DStudio...I have so many ideas for a Disco level
<Xylene|PuF> hehe
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> hehe
<Xylene|PuF> 5 fps would rock
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> get a mirrorball hanging in the middle made up of thousands of polys
<Yellow5> Just like Q3A.
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> You know...I could probably whip up this architecture in a few minutes...after all...the worse the better
<Xylene|PuF> hehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> the spinning lights would take more time
<Xylene|PuF> i can't figure out how to work unrealed ;(
<Xylene|PuF> it crashes my puter
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> did you get the patch?
<Xylene|PuF> no
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> The dll thingy?
<Xylene|PuF> it runs
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> oh
<Xylene|PuF> but f i click on something
<Xylene|PuF> poof
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> anything?
<Jerith> I goofed around with it before I installed Win2k, but I have not tried it yet since.
* Zaccix_TC|PuF is listening to BeeGees - Stayin' Alive
<Xylene|PuF> it makes my cursor disappear
<Zaccix_TC|PuF>
<Xylene|PuF> then i can't shut it down
<Xylene|PuF> till i do ctrl alt del
<Xylene|PuF> then it gives me a bsod
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> I've started a few maps...and I am working on an idea for a new one...one that I want to actually finish
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> that sucks Xy
<Xylene|PuF> how about a massive circle the size of hall of giants
<Xylene|PuF> that's just covered with a really ugly pattern
<Xylene|PuF> hehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hehe
<Yellow5> Dammit! Lots and I mean LOTS of fog!
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> or mirrors
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> hehehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hmm...fog....
<Xylene|PuF> i hate fog
<Jerith> Ya! Its not fog if you can see.
<Xylene|PuF> oh wait what else do i hate
<Xylene|PuF> hey water sucks
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> damn...I want to make this level now...actually...I want to make a GOOD version of this level....
<Xylene|PuF> make it totally underwater and put no scuba gear
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> haha
<Yellow5> hahahah
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> basically if a Geforce user gets 5fps, it's doing it's job
<Jerith> Or standing water cubes!
<Xylene|PuF> hehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> haha
<Yellow5> CTF-glubglub
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> or stuff that totally doesn't belong...like a waterfall in the middle of the Disco....
<Xylene|PuF> hehe
<Yellow5> All underwater.
<Xylene|PuF> make an acid trip map
<Xylene|PuF> hehe
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> make the bots just stand in the corners and dance
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> "I put it in cause I thought waterfalls were cool."
<Xylene|PuF> just um totally unreleated and weird shit
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> hahaha
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> if the bots would dance...that would rock
<Xylene|PuF> how about face but upside down so you fall every time you respawn
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> haha
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> actually there's a map called CTF-Rave you might be interested in
<Xylene|PuF> you jiust have to hope you catch the edge of the buildings right
<Xylene|PuF> really ?
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> brilliant but annoying strobe lights
<Yellow5> Theres a dancing map already
<Xylene|PuF> hehe
<Yellow5> for Unreal.
* [CMi]Soul-Crusher is going to a rave again soon...weeeeeee
<Xylene|PuF> haven't got unreal :-(
<Yellow5> One of the early maps
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> Unreal kicked ass
<Yellow5> A map full of monsters dancing.
<Zaccix_TC|PuF> CTF-SaturdayNightUnderwater
<Xylene|PuF> hehe
<[CMi]Soul-Crusher> haha
<Xylene|PuF> jenny is tired
