I had the best Dutch Oven this morning

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BillyBadAss

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I was farting before I fell asleep and when I woke up this morning I was still letting those hot smelly farts. (the kind you get just before you get the sh*ts) So when I got up, I pushed the covers back really fast to I could get the full effect. Morety you would have been proud.:)
 

TheMan

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Dood, you dutch oven'd yourself?? LOL. A dutch oven is when you do that to your girlfriend/wife. I don't know what the hell you call it when you do it to yourself you sick mO :)
 

CHRYSt

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Next time, try these suggestions for all new exciting fun times:

Mexican oven: Eat some tacos and nachos before bed
Japanese oven: Eat sushi
All American oven: Chili Dogs
Cuban Oven: Black beans and rice

Also, what can really work well is instead of farting, just let a little poop out to sit in your shorts overnight. When you wake in the morning, pull the covers over your head for a full bodied experience.
 
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